Hot Slut Of The Day!
Dillie the Linguine Deer, Spaghetti Cat's future dinner date!
Veterinarian Melanie Butera of Ohio took Dillie in when she was just 3-days-old after her drunk slut mother wasn't feeling her ass. Instead of taking care of her baby, Dillie's mother wanted to spend her nights sniffing ass and snorting dandelions.
Melanie and her husband moved Dillie into their home and began to nurse her back to health. When Dillie was as good as new again, they decided to keep her. While they were at work all day, the couple's poodle named Lady cared for Dillie. It didn't take long for Dillie to pick up Lady's habits and start acting like a dog. Dillie is now their household pet, and she sleeps in the same bed with them at night. They put a GPS collar on Dillie in case she wanders off too far.
Dillie is also just like us! Homegirl feasts on linguine and ice cream for all her meals. And unlike us (well, most days), Dillie's ass probably explodes into a tidal wave of deer diarrhea at least once a day. Clip of Dillie's story is below:
Here's a few pictures of Dillie with her owners and Lady. And if I'm seeing what I think I'm seeing in the first thumbnail below, I won't be surprised if Dillie and Lady run off to Vermont to get married. Interspecies lezzie love! There's nothing like it.
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AWWwwwwwwww, I love it!
I own those plates!!!!!!!! Although I think more vile creatures have eaten off of them in my presence...
...okay I am a little freaked out now....what the fuck is that reporter doing to that poor deer in that bedroom!!! That is so Shawshank...." I wish I could say that DIlly put up a good fight...I wish I could say...."
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
haha, that's awesome
AWWW! Cute! Love Dillie.
AMERICA'S NEWEST SWEETHEART
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Rock on Dillie.
THAT'S FUCKIN' CUTE.
This is OLD. Isn't it OLD from here, no less?
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Well, they keep a motorcycle in the living room, so what the fuck!! Why not? Pretty soon they'll have a skunk, badger, possums....
I am not gonna hate. Humans imprinted on this deer at such a young age.
Puns aside, the deer appears to be happy.
Whatevs.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
No way does that Deer sleep with them, not if they are both in that bed together, it's not happening.
Please dont tell me Im the only one who caught her name as dillie the doe.... dilliedoe
ATTA ATTA AY AY
Please dont tell me Im the only one who caught her name as dillie the doe.... dilliedoe
ATTA ATTA AY AY
Question: A bunch of you are saying the deer has eye issues. Since deer have no iris in their eyes, their eyes are uniform in color. How are you arriving at your conclusion?
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
The deer is housebroken they speak of it in the video. The deer is probably able to let herself out of the door to take a leak. Like most animals deer typically prefer not to shit where they eat or sleep so it wouldn't take a genius deer to get the hang of going outside to take care of business.
Deer will eat just about anything. A little fucking linguine and ice cream isn't going to harm her ass. They said they feed her mostly salad anyway.
thumbnail 3 is giving me the fear....the dog looks like its seen too much action,.. AND THE FISH EYE CAMERA LENSE IS NOT HELPING
.I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
OMG, thank you for someone saying it! The news reporter looks like a total freak perv as he is closing the door... and with that poor deer on the bed behind him!
This particular deer has poor eyesight. It also can't learn to live in the wild without deer parents.
so.many.puns.
you can make a pretty good, really lean bacon out of deer
just sayin...
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:50am.
LOL! Not sure about that, its my brothers - I'm his free storage unit. He said its really lean, they have to add fat to it when they process it.
That guy is totally going to fuck that deer.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:41am.
I have vension and elk in my downstairs freezer. A stand up freezer, and its packed with it. *runs*
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Yes, it tends to give the runs.
I hope there is an extra large pet door for that deer in that house. If not, where the fuck is that deer poo'ing and pee'ing? Which begs the question: is it housebroken like the dog? Eewww.
i think that is pretty fucking RAD
Kind of creepy.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:22am.
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Yes. And it said "Venison. It's what's for dinner."
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I have vension and elk in my downstairs freezer. A stand up freezer, and its packed with it. *runs*
all I can think of is how that house must smell. Good grief, is this lady REALLY a vet???
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:22am.
Yes. And it said "Venison. It's what's for dinner."
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Ewww bwwahahaaa Have you had venison. I think it's sick. sick=gross not sick=phat
I have mixed feelings about this...
The realist in me says the deer should have been let out in the wild or sent to an animal sanctuary. The 8-year-old in me says, "Awwww! I wish I had a deer...and a pony...and a baby giraffe...and a penguin..."
The sleeping in the bed thing does seem odd, though; deer have hooves and that seems like a good way to get injured.
But all these cute pictures are helping take my mind off my bastard "boyfriend" so it's all good.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:19am.
THERE IS SOMETHING VERY SUSPICIOUS ABOUT HIM CLOSING THE DOOR RIGHT WHEN THE DEER IS GOING TO BED... DID YOU SEE THE LOOK IN HIS EYE!!!???
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Yes. And it said "Venison. It's what's for dinner."
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THERE IS SOMETHING VERY SUSPICIOUS ABOUT HIM CLOSING THE DOOR RIGHT WHEN THE DEER IS GOING TO BED. He looks like he's about to commit bestiality on that poor deer!!!! DID YOU SEE THE LOOK IN HIS EYE!!!???
And someone needs to tell this chick that wallpaper border and Thomas Kinkaid is so 2001.
I think that the part about Dillie sleeping with them is bullshit. I mean, really, look at the bed - is that a queen size? Do you really think between her and the owners that the bed can support all that weight? Hell no.
I have a hard time with my butterball-ass cat on my bed taking up all the pillow and shit. I yell at her ass then she starts purring, and instead of drop kicking her ass she gets relocated to the bottom of the bed.
Animals should NEVER eat human food, whether the animal is domesticated or wild. This dumb broad should know better.
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
OK, this is just odd. The deer sleeps in their bed? WTF?
She's a veterinarian? I get the doe has vision problems but wouldn't a wildlife sanctuary be a more natural setting for her?
There must be some code of ethics ... feeding ice cream and coffee?
This is disturbing and I can't believe this deer is housetrained to do her business outside. Of course they don't dump huge turds, they shit like rabbits.
MK puts these animals up for HS on purpose, he loves the drama between the animal lovers and the anti-animal HS crowd.
I hope every month in 2010 is an animal HS!
*muah*
Adorable!
Everyone is on fire tody! Between the comments on Dillie and the comments on the supposed Johnny Depp effigy, I am hysterical this morning.
They really shouldn't feed human food to the deer. Can't they can pick up a bag of Deer Kibble at their local feed store? Oh, I'm sure their house smells like deer urine which is really, really nasty.
Dillies owners seem like very nice people but have you ever noticed that the only people using sweetnlow are the fat ones??
Anyway-I dont want to be a downer on them coz they clearly love animals and so their OK with me.
It also creeped me out when the reporter closed the door when Dillie was going down for her nap-hasnt she been through enough already and anyway her heart belongs to Lady -no?
Next thing Lady and Dillie will be visiting Home Depot together and you know what that means....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Oh for the love of Cheesus!
~Pamela~
Hahahaha come come, Mopa, we need you in an upbeat mood if we are to defeat the evil Spooki who is threatening to win HSOTY.
You can fix a double post by clicking on the teeny-tiny edit button at the bottom left of your...hmm, what DO we call these things we have our posts in? Text boxes?
Anyhow, brown cow...yeah.
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Sorry for the double post. I think dlisted is trying to make me feel like shit again.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:18am.
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:06am
ROFL!
I woke up feeling like shit this morning. You guys are cracking me up and I'm feeling much better. Thanks.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:18am.
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:06am
ROFL!
I woke up feeling like shit this morning. You guys are cracking me up and I'm feeling much better. Thanks.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 8:17am.
I think we can tell by looking at her she is not a master of nutrition...
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 9:06am.
Mopa, don't worry about Dillie being taken advantage of. The slut wanted it.
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Co-sign with vicious determination!
Just look at that header pic. The wonky eyes. The tongue sticking out of that hussy mouf.
Why, Dillie's the four-legged lovechild of Paris & Megan Fox.
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