A Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Might Hit The Internet Soon
Humanitarian and leggings mogul Lindsay Lohan might follow up her documentary on child trafficking in India with a 47-second long video of her doing sex shit with a male waiter. After a discovering a new "friend" on the forehead of his peen, the waiter probably regretted accepting that tip.
The Mirror claims that the waiter tried to recoup the money he spent on Valtrex pills by selling the video to Hustler. But Hustler said "no thank you," because they didn't want to deal with copyright issues. The waiter now plans to release the grossness on an off-shore porn site.
A source claims that HoHan got a wind of this shit and is freaking out about it. The source added, "This video file is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors. Lindsay was desperate to start 2010 off on a good footing and this is the very last thing she needs. If and when it is released on the internet there is absolutely nothing she or her lawyers can do about it. She is devastated - particularly as she is working hard on cleaning up her act. Lindsay has just made a serious documentary on child poverty in India for the BBC, she is terrified this will be put in jeopardy now. It is fair to say that Lindsay has had a pretty torrid past 24 hours."
A couple of years ago, a fake clip of HoHan allegedly sucking off Calum Best made the rounds. It proved to be a fake. There's a chance that The Mirror is regurgitating that story with a different peen. To be fair to them, I don't think anyone ever fully digested that fake clip.
But if it's a new clip, nobody should be surprised. If you look behind your fridge, you will most likely find a HoHan sex tape there. If you check your dirty maxi-pad, there's probably a HoHan sex tape there too. They are everywhere!
And here's HoHan at the launch party for Vida, a new topical ointment for herp warts. No, Vida is a "luxurious" new fuck toy. Seriously.
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I agree, love the top & shoes...you can keep the firecrotch
How rancid must her cooch be that even Hustler won't deal with it?
@ manimal:
hopefully this link will work: http://www.bedroomjoys.com/vida-vibrators.html
i googled "vida sex toys" and this is what came up. ugh.
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What is luxury fuck toy?
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Submitted by govt_cheese on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 6:55pm.
So how many of you horz peed your pants laughing when you read "cleaning up her act," and then, "serious documentary about child poverty for the BBC"? Damn it, M.K., my muscles are getting a workout here. And then I was totally done in by Pleccy's avie and lost it - HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Pleccy!!
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I lost it at Pleco's avie, too. Brilliant! And "cleaning up her act" put me over the edge. Uh, HoHan, if you really want to do a Skankelina-type transformation to go from a drugged-out, f'd-up whore-turned pseudo-humanitarian, keep your orange lips off of strangers' peens in public, OK?
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"It's like I'm gently being butt fucked by a croissant." -MK
Vida is a "luxurious" new fuck toy.
What does that mean? Is it a vibrator?
Nothing says "cleaning up your act" more than going to a dildo show.
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Even though she constantly fucks up, I kinda feel bad for LiLo. I hope she gets it together. She had a decent career path going for her and I hope she can straighten herself out and clear her head of her leechlike family and get some work done for once.
Porn with Lohan in it = UNWATCHABLE.
What guy would spank to this skank?
Waiter boy should probably just keep his apron.The royalties from that shit won't even make his Subaru payment.
So how many of you horz peed your pants laughing when you read "cleaning up her act," and then, "serious documentary about child poverty for the BBC"? Damn it, M.K., my muscles are getting a workout here. And then I was totally done in by Pleccy's avie and lost it - HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one, Pleccy!!
Meanwhile, I totally believe there's a sex tape. I have a feeling it will also be an advertisement for her leggings with the knee pads in em. I also think I said this before, or I was drunk & one of you said it -- when she finally broke up with SamRo she'd be back to hitting the peen HARD.
I'd fuck her
the DUDE! abides...
She couldn't clean her image if an archangel gave her a Silkwood scrubdown in the Ganges on a High Holy Day. Even an earthworm can be trained to move away from an electrode if it keeps getting shocked. Why can't this pitiful mess realize from her innumerable psychic wallops that she needs to get the f' outta Hollywood/Dodge and just buzz off to obscurity?
This was the first I heard that the Callum Best tape was fake, I thought it was just hushed up but was her.
it's about time.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Why is anyone surprised????
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Why is anyone surprised????
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
She could “clean up” her act by quietly enrolling in a community college, getting off the smack, and leaving Hollywood. Go be a normal person somewhere.
But she won't. We'll have to settle for the 911 tape of Orange Oprah wondering how her perfect sweet little daughter's life ended so prematurely and how “she just doesn't understand.”
A sex tape made a awhile ago? - sad for a 23 year old dontcha think?
Used, Screwed, & Tattooed.
Once she had every magazine cover, tons of offers, and hot men in her life.
Now look at her. Sad.
Hmmm. It must be an instructional video for her knee pad leggings. I’m sure her whorish fans will be absolutely thrilled to be taught by the master. They aren’t the brightest crayons in the box.
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Yay! A new Lindsay Lohan movie! After Labor Pains, I was really hoping she'd do another badly lit, awkward rom com. And I'm guessing that's what this is: http://bit.ly/5IQA6E
I will wait:)
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Wait a minute. You say Blohan sucked off a "waiter"? I didnt know there were any straight waiters - or at least I've never met one.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
That is probably how she affords all those bottles of Dom. Blowing the waiters.
This picture = awesome 1,000 words
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Didn't Matthew McConaughey (sp?) just name his new daughter Vida? hehehe
Is there a correlation between her hair color and her level of skankiness?
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While 'working hard to clean up her act" did she consider that attending a party for a dildo might pose a conflict?
Maybe she should just take a bath.
I wish she would go back to being a redhead.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 12:37pm.
Men will fuck anything. Honestly, they have no standards what so ever. Only social norms and anticipated shame keep them from fucking pigs.
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In some states, pigs, sheep and goats are very desirable sex partners lol
And some women have bedded dogs, horses and donkeys.
Seriously, I once worked with a guy who grew up on a farm and he would brag about doing such things (he was an ass), but he also claimed to have fucked several chickens!!!!...(and none of the poor birds survived the assault). yuk!
"Foreplay is for sissies. Real mean go in, unload and pull out!" - Cathy Moriarty, But I am a Cheerleader!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MihKLBP4DQ
I totally believe that she has a sex tape. Stupid slutty dumbass is known to walk around naked at parties she has at her home, just to shock people. I can totally see her picking some random dude to suck off & just go at it in front of others. She's definitely in the coke whore hall of fame.
Btw, someone needs to tell her to wear a bra at all times. No one, and I mean NO ONE, wants to see her dried up floppy titty bags flopping all over the place...
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OMG, saggy underboob is NOT HOT! Gross!
Did anyone see that pap pic of her pile of calamari snatch covered in herp blisters?
I'm still shaky over that one.
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BangoSkank, there is no way in hell this chick is living to 30.
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She's going to be tripping over her tits when she goes to blow out the candles on her 30th birthday cake.
HER WHOLE OUTFIT LOOKS LIKE IT COST $40 FROM LAST YEAR'S CLEARANCE RACKS AT FOREVER 21. THE HAT REALLY DOES A SPECTACULAR JOB CHEAPENING THE WHOLE LOOK. THE DIRTY HAG UNDERNEATH THE CLOTHES FINISHES THE JOB UP.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 1:12pm.
My post was actually a conservative interpretation of Sigmund Freud's Civilisation and its Discontents.
You might be especially interested in his discussion on how homo sapiens' upright posture regulates anus politics amongst men.
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I would like to hear more about this 'anus politics amongst men' thing please.
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This is no surprise.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
She is gross, but I am loving that spider necklace she is wearing.
Such tired, floppy old boobs for a 20 something.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
take a bath, already.
You rule when it comes to writing Blohan or Parasite. You know they surf here and at least read YOUR front page shit. Love it.
I don't hate men. I loooooove them! Under 25 or over a millionare. Hey, I'm easy like that!
I feel dirty just looking at her. Off topic.
Did anyone else see the video of Michael Lohan falling on his arse/face(all same)Ice Skating at the Lincoln Center on TMZ last night? Highlarious!
Yup that looks just like cokey dust to me on her hat.
She is so freaking nasty, please Linds just melt! MM K?
LETS SHOOT COCAINE AND TALK ABOUT FUCKING OUR MOTHERS!!!!!!!
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MK, you always pick the best pictures! Lindsay is so disgusting. Who in their right mind would want to watch her scaggy ass have sex? *shivers*
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 1:12pm.
Consider it a good thing men will fuck anything or you would have never got laid those few times! Good Day Man Hater!***********************************************************************************************
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Gross.
My post was actually a conservative interpretation of Sigmund Freud's Civilisation and its Discontents.
You might be especially interested in his discussion on how homo sapiens' upright posture regulates anus politics amongst men.
Of course, it takes a certain degree of literacy to appreciate this work so you may prefer to just post some more racist jokes for everybody's amusement [sic].
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Let me guess, you were yappin' away like a Chihuahua on speed and he just thru the car in park in the middle of an intersection and ran off yellin' " FUCK YOU BITCH!" over his shoulder. ***********************************************************************************************
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"This video file is dynamite."
DY-NO-MITE!
And now Hohan goes BOOM!
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