Thursday, January 14th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By General Larry Platt
If you watched American Idol last night, then there's a good chance that you hummed "Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground" this morning while you firmly cinched your belt. Because when the General gives you an order, you take it!
Proving that pepaws always do it better, 62-year-old General Larry Platt earned a golden ticket to our hearts last night by giving us the gift of his song "Pants on the Ground." I immediately signed up for the General's army as soon as he brought James Brown into it by busting into the splits.
Unfortunately, because of Idol's stupid age limit rule, the General didn't make it to Hollywood. They should send his ass anyway to keep all those young hos in check.
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Submitted by Alex222 on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:30pm.
Loved that song!
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Hi Alex222!
If you meant Anna Nalick’s Breathe (2 AM), I’m glad you loved it. :)
Loved that song!
yes, plecz I am enjoying some gorgeous Georgina right now, LOLOLOOL
the best!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:42am.
@ angel_i : Thank YOU for holding me to our little deal ehehe. Without your gentle nagging, we wouldn't have gotten GG off the ground even with the Big Blue crane.
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LOL! Well, I'm glad you did. He is truly the Mona Lisa of this generation of this decade.
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
@ angel_i : Thank YOU for holding me to our little deal ehehe. Without your gentle nagging, we wouldn't have gotten GG off the ground even with the Big Blue crane.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
PS. I think it's really funny (and I only noticed cuz I called my friend this yesterday) that Guidos call each other "Bro".
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
@Pleco: Thank you SO much for the Gorgeous Georgina site. I've been showing it to my friends and associates every time I get sick of working and it NEVER gets old! I LOVE IT!:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
Gym, tanning, laundry.
Jersey Shore - HERE I COME!
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
"Can you be so blind?/Did you think I'd just give up?"
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"Tis a fucking pity.”
An exquisite voice and poignant song from a natural beauty.
I hope you like it as much as I do.
Enjoy the day!
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Artist:Anna Nalick
Album: Wreck of the Day
Song: Breathe (2 AM) Lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPz3YaIJkjQ
Breathe (2 AM)
2 AM and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake,
"Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?
I don't love him. Winter just wasn't my season"
Yeah we walk through the doors, so accusing their eyes
Like they have any right at all to criticize,
Hypocrites, you're all here for the very same reason
'Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable
and life's like an hourglass, glued to the table
No one can find the rewind button, girl.
So cradle your head in your hands
And breathe, just breathe,
Oh breathe, just breathe
May he turned 21 on the base at Fort Bliss
Just a day," he said down to the flask in his fist,
Ain't been sober, since maybe October of last year.
And here in town you can tell he's been down for a while,
But, my God, it's so beautiful when the boy smiles,
Wanna hold him. maybe I'll just sing about it.
'Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable,
And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table.
No one can find the rewind button, boys
So cradle your head in your hands,
And breathe, just breathe
Oh breathe, just breathe
There's a light at each end of this tunnel, you shout
'Cause you're just as far in as you'll ever be out
And these mistakes you've made, you'll just make them again
If you only try turning around.
2 AM and I'm still awake, writing a song
If I get it all down on paper, its no longer
Inside of me, threatening the life it belongs to
And I feel like I'm naked in front of the crowd
'Cause these words are my diary, screaming out loud
And I know that you'll use them, however you want to
But you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable,
And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table
No one can find the rewind button, now
Sing it if you understand,
And breathe, just breathe
Oh breathe, just breathe,
Oh breathe, just breathe,
Oh breathe, just breathe
ain't nobody here????
What's good?
Imma go concentrate on Inglorious Basterds. Take care, beautiful women!
Hi Centy & Fishy & KK!!
Hi gals! I was just catching up on previous pages of Open Post.
I just moved from Napa to L.A. and maybe on to San Diego next. Not sure. L.A. weather is so fucking PERFECT right now! As I came back from getting my dinner, I saw the Hollywood strobe lights. I can't believe how I took them for granted when I lived her back in the day. Then at Subway, this guy next to me was talking to someone and he was talking about being offered $20k for a gig and his agent's recommendation, etc. I LOVE Studio City. I don't know who the hot piece was, but I'm sure I'll later say - THAT'S THE DUDE who was next to me at Subway back in January.
So, the part where there's a visual narrative with David Bowie's song Cat People playing in the background (putting out fire with gasoline), it occurred to me HOW MUCH Peter Murphy's voice resembles David's. At least in that song. I fucking LOVE Peter Murphy.
Anywhorr, that's what I been doing.
I couldn't get a connection earlier, plus I was doing a bunch of either stuff, too. I prolly won't get a full Dlist day or night til, say, TOMORROW NIGHT. LOL. Can't predict. I'm DYING to got to Dimples, karaoke (sp) heaven & hell.
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:14pm.
Eileenie, *hands Centy Eileenie's xayax*
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Ha! My doctor won't give me that. He says it's addictive!
Isn't that the point? I think he should give me whatever I want, what the hell am I paying him for? :)
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i hear ya...i have kaiser and they DO NOT prescribe ativan/xanax...but about once every month or so i go to the ER with a heart rate of 180-190 because of anxiety attacks and they inevitably give me an ekg, some IV ativan and a lecture...then they tell me t0 keep taking my beta blocker they have given me as an "anti anxiety" drug...seriously i TRIED to 5150 myself because my heart was racing so fast and my anxiety was out of control and i couldn't take it...the ambulance took me to kaiser and i laid there for four hours with nothing ( no iv etc)and had to wait for the shrink to tell me to just keep taking my beta blocker YET the nurses had to follow me to the bathroom to make sure i wouldn't kill myself (and i was dead sober, no drugs or alcohol involved)...
Hey, Fishy. Have you ever seen that movie "Malice"? It has a young Fishsticks in it, with her natural hair color.
Okay, I'm out!
I just keeled over on the couch.
Nice to see everyone, night!
Centy xo
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Sup, Fishy!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
passes out
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
HI!!
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
YO!
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
*smooches DD*
Centy, I was have terrible breathing attacks just prior to all my business trips. My dr. prescribed xaynx so I could travel and work and not freak out!!! It does work. I have a whole bottle I can't find!!!
*reports self*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Hey, Di. Whatchoo been doin?
Hi Diamond Dawg.
My dogs bark anytime there's a dog on TV. Forget about watching Cesar Milan, it's like a kennel in here!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Eileenie, *hands Centy Eileenie's xayax*
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Ha! My doctor won't give me that. He says it's addictive!
Isn't that the point? I think he should give me whatever I want, what the hell am I paying him for? :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
OH SHIT!! We're watching Inglorious Basterds and there was a gunfight and the dog went NUTS. Hilar.
*waves @ Eileenie*
Fer crying out loud. Right now is the second time I've tried loggin in today and had a crapload of attempts. Wazzup wif da program?
Hello CIJ!
*cracks beer before watching "Jersey Shore. GO SNOOKIE*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:49pm.
Yes, but just suggesting that there may be other alternatives out there for you besides teaching.
Special ed is highly in demand. Don't cut yourself short. ;) Just sayin'
*looking for the logout button again*
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:25pm.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten
you are a teacher?
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i've been "technically" a teacher through the lax CA standards, being enrolled in a special ed. credential program, and having an emergency credential but i am not "official"...i have taught third grade for a year and several years of special ed...
Good for you, hang in there, it's a tough job
*hands Centy Eileenie's xayax*
Let us know CIJ. I thing it would be awesome! And I love to travel...here for a day, there for a day...!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Yes, I do like Professor Pecker a lot. He seems almost too good to be true, so I am nervous.
There is no date set yet for the debut. I'll keep you posted.
Koko, I was just reminiscing about the time I was working in this little Ozark town of hillbilly hippies. One of the kids drew a picture of the Confederate flag, and underneath that he drew some hooded figures around a burning cross. I sent him to the office to show the principal what he had been drawing on his notebook during class. The principal sent him back, saying he couldn't stop him from self-expression, and "that flag is a part of his heritage." Nice!
C'mon Eileenie, *steals klonopin*
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Seriously, I don't know WTF is wrong with me...I have that prescription because I very rarely have anxiety/panic attacks, but I very rarely use it...this week I've been popping them like candy!
I'm a gd mess! :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:40pm.
Hey Koko! Wanna trade war stories from the trenches of American public education?
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oh lord...i don't know where to begin...i never really had a problem with public school(--besides when i was a substitute and called a fucking bitch everyday, or had kids walking out of class on me with no repercussions, etc) or when i taught third grade when i was still in shool and all the parents completely railroaded me for not being a "real" teacher...the non public schools killed my spirit and will to live
Hi, Centy!
*steals klonopin*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Hi everyone, just wanted to stop by and check in...I think I'm headed to bed soon, I just popped a Klonopin and they make me so incredibly sleepy...:)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by cliffdweller on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:46pm.
ARE YOU SERIOUS ????
Awesome! So we like Professor Big Pecker so far, huh? When is the show? Imma fly in
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:25pm
Have you ever considered working for a state agency or private entity that does? My mom was a special ed teacher for 16 years and then started working for an agency that did job training for the physically, emotionally, and mentally challenged adults. The abilities of the individuals varied, of course, but there was an expected level of behavior as they were being trained to join the workforce. Just a thought...
After that gig, she went back to teaching high school special ed and was stabbed in the chest.
Maybe consider United Way etc... they used to do similar training.
*logging back off*
Hey Koko! Wanna trade war stories from the trenches of American public education?
high fives crazy in japan !!!!
EM, I'm doing great, how are you? Today's been a good day. We had rehearsal, which was fun, AND I went out on another date with The Professor. We went bowling!
CIJ!!!!!!!!!!!! How you is?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Koko and I have had some of the worst teaching jobs in America.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by kokoskitten
you are a teacher?
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i've been "technically" a teacher through the lax CA standards, being enrolled in a special ed. credential program, and having an emergency credential but i am not "official"...i have taught third grade for a year and several years of special ed...
Submitted by kokoskitten
you are a teacher?
Where the hell is the rest of the night crew? I know ESE had to go to a funeral, but where is DD??? Chirio? And everyone else?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Hello, Hello Kitty!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by loozer on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 2:54pm.
Show me the way!
I have Frampton Comes Alive on CD. *I’m law abiding* :)
And Aerosmith’s Toys in the Attic - here is a perennial favorite.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDKM3NI4r5c