Who Is Hot Slut Of 2009: Wild Card Round
Snookers, the Ooma Loompa of Poughkeepsie, is the round 2 winner of the Hot Slut of the Year competition and will now face off with STAINS in the finals. Maru tried to top that bitch, but Snooki shoved him back in his cardboard box and flipped away with 31% of the votes.
Now we're moving on the wild card round. Below are 6 Hot Sluts of the Week who never made it to Hot Slut of the Month for whatever reason. They either admitted they spit instead of swallow or they were caught cheering for Mop Head on Dancing with the Has-Beens. I forgive them for their sins, and now they are getting a second chance.
Here's the 6 most popular HSOTWs based on pageviews and comments. Yes, we're getting technical. And we're off:
DJ Lady Tribe: The precious pearl of Rock of Love Bus who performed a Herpes rap for Bret and also drank a shot out of another skank's chocha.
Scotland's #1 Male Barbie: The glittery Oompa Loompa of Scotland (one of Snook's relatives?)
Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt: Needs no introduction.
Sandra Lee: Drunk.
Derek J: A glazed Cornish gay hen who can work a pair of high heels better than any woman!
Deidra Daley Everett: The Gisele Bundchen of Internet BBWs!
Voting is to the right...blah...blah...blah. The winning slut will battle it out against Snooki and STAINS tomorrow.
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I'm sad that Sandra Lee isn't going to win. I love that drunk ho and all her bizarre alcoholic concoctions.
Meh, no point in me voting on this round.
Team Stains!!
Derek J is my vote. Hot slut right there.
I voted for Maru. Maru lost by just 300 votes. :o(
I don't like any of these wild card candidates.
STAINS ! STAINS ! STAINS !
PASS!!!! they all suck
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
no Tengobaila???
argh
people are voting for a fucking t-shirt
this shit is lame
i voted for DerekJ - at least the bitch can pull off some pumps
Bark at the moon, Three Wolves T-Shirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
BBW h8rs!!! Jelly skinny bitches....You whores know you WISH you were as HWAT as HWAT slut Deirdra (that's the fat one right?)...I wish every single one of you BBW jelly h8rs a lap dance from Deirdra...(oh, and I just said the word 'jelly'...expect a stampede up in here soon cuz, yeah, I'm followin' up with DONUTS!!!!)....Yeah, I be bitter like that...*earth shakin' runnin' for life*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
GDMFSOB!!!!! Maru was robbed!
That's it. I quit. No more HS voting for me.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE that DJ Lady Tribe isn't sweeping this.
Maru was robbed.. so Stains it is!! Snookers can choke on a pickle.
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." George Carlin
No Maru for 2009? Boo, hoo! Guess I'll be all about the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt!!!!
supporting Not all who wander are lost ...
Sandra Lee only has 9%?! What is the matter with you whores!!!
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You can't stop the BEAT!
Voted for Sandra Lee - she's human and looks normal.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 4:57pm.
A fucking shirt has 62%
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That about sums this place up!
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
62%
A fucking shirt has 62%
Ahahahahahahaha! It's SO on Ms. Snooki!
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"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say." ShitMyDadSays on Facebook
No Sandra Rinomato!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I vote for Three Wolf Moon shirt. The others suck. :-(
Stains.
How can you guys NOT vote for Sandra Lee?!?!?!?!
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"Now listen - I gave you that birthday, darling. Huh. I mean, you wouldn't have that birthday if I hadn't been generous enough to uncross my legs and give you to the world." -Edina Monsoon
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Submitted by C on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 2:57pm.
GAWD!! I don't know who to vote for, there is NO animal. The tee-shirt???
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Stains is a dog.
But hey, MK, you didn't post Stains pic.
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thanks but I meant out of these 6..I don't think I'm gonna vote in this round.
STAINS has this
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 3:52pm.
Shit, I have this bad feeling that Snooki is going to win it all.
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Oh no she won't! Not up against the shirt and STAINS, no fucking way!
With the shirt in the lead with 61%, Snooki is going down!
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"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say." ShitMyDadSays on Facebook
Shit, I have this bad feeling that Snooki is going to win it all. Which means we need to double our efforts on behalf of Stains because not everyone is down with the 3 Wolf Moon Shirt. I'm just sayin...lol, these are matters that effect us all as humans!
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
I'm not even voting because I know that hideous t-shirt is gonna win. Bleargh.
TEAM STAINS!!!!
vadge shots & lyrics on an STD info sheet = hot slut
HOLD UP. Three Wolf Moon t-shirt is winning?? BETRAYAL. I feel like I don't even know none uh y'all whores anymore (well, I don't, but let's act like I do). I guess my ass'll be voting for Snooks in the end.
YAY NO ANIMALS! The Three Wolf Moon t-shirt is OK by me just because it's so damn sexy. But I don't think it's HSOTY material. Now who to vote for, hm........
Submitted by C on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 2:57pm.
GAWD!! I don't know who to vote for, there is NO animal. The tee-shirt???
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Stains is a dog.
But hey, MK, you didn't post Stains pic.
Ok, I give my vote to the oompa loompa scottish dude because it takes a speshul kind of fuckery to consider THAT cool and attractive. Beached whales, fake blond bibos, drunkards and average flamboyant gays so ordinary.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 3:07pm.
I hope Snookie chokes on a Banana Jesus. Stains for the win with 3 wolves coming in second!
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Damn, my thoughts EXACTLY!!
(Ok, not exactly because I would have said something more vile about Snookie and the banana).
Go Stains!
The three wolf moon T shirt can't win this! IT HAS GONE MAINSTREAM! EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT IT! Scotland's No1 Male Barbie FTW (although it looks to be a landslide victory for 3WMTshirt... wot a tragedy).
Submitted by Passionate on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by Crawford67 on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 2:41pm.
Sandra Lee FTW. How many times have you walked in at the end of the night, thrown everything in your pantry into a skillet, and decided it would go down better with your medicine cabinet and a fifth of vodka!?!
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Plus, you just garnish a chocolate angel food cake with corn nuts, add some apple pie filling, and few gaudy tapered candles, whoala, kwanzaa cake! Yay, Sandra Lee!
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/12/kwanzaa-will-not-be-spared.html
Given this is her Kwanzaa cake I hate to think how many elephants she had to sedate with her lunchtime sedative to be able to put a couple of used candles in a pile of Dumbo.
I hope Snookie chokes on a Banana Jesus. Stains for the win with 3 wolves coming in second!
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how can i not vote for the snatch shot.
that should be part of any Hot Slut's repertoire.
GAWD!! I don't know who to vote for, there is NO animal. The tee-shirt???
Snowy, CENTY please don't get it twisted, I only reside there temporarily and anyways, Snookers is from New York, they all are basically.
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GREAT!!
They're from MY home state!
*fumbling for cyanide*
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
LOL, Pleco.
*spray tans in honor of SNOOKS win*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
THREE WOLF VS. SNOOKI TO THE FUCKING DEATH
3 IS THE PERFECT NUMBER AND IT WILL REIGN OVER THAT BRONZE CUNT. I HATH FORSEEN IT!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
WTF!!!!
No more voting? I was gonna vote for the tshirt, I don't want that Pomeranian midget to win, please God, I'll be good!!!!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
CENTY please don't get it twisted, I only reside there temporarily and anyways, Snookers is from New York, they all are basically.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Well I am liking today's numbers a lot more than yesterday's. It is three wolf moon's world ....we just live in it
Three wolf VS. STAINS
Please don't let that fug-ass dog STAINS win. Those horrid bulging eyes still haunt my dreams... If you want a dog to win just cast your vote for Snooki and be done with it. Maru should have won though. Pussy should always win... Always...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 2:49pm.
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DON'T LISTEN TO HER, DAVE!!! SHE'S FROM NBC'S PROGRAMMING DEPARTMENT!!!
*grabs crucifix*
Begone from the body of my friend Eileenie, foul unclean spirit! BEGONE, I SAY!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
Snowy, she's like a fine wine, only to be enjoyed with experience...
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Do you realize you are desecrating your home state, missy?
It's like residents of the Napa Valley guzzling Boone's Farm! :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
That Didra person makin me wana do push ups ups
I dont mean to offend anyone but how can THAT be a model for anything other then how to no end up like her
Oh god how can anyone pig out to that kind of size
So gross!
* Crunch Timeee!
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This is so Barf!
Submitted by Crawford67 on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 2:41pm.
Sandra Lee FTW. How many times have you walked in at the end of the night, thrown everything in your pantry into a skillet, and decided it would go down better with your medicine cabinet and a fifth of vodka!?!
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Plus, you just garnish a chocolate angel food cake with corn nuts, add some apple pie filling, and few gaudy tapered candles, whoala, kwanzaa cake! Yay, Sandra Lee!
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/12/kwanzaa-will-not-be-spared.html
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"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Vote for Sandra Lee you pieces of shit! We can't have a dog vs a midget dog vs a freaking T-shirt!
The wolf shirt is SO 2008. Really. Instead of voting for the shirt, just plop a hat on your head that reads 'done'.
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