This Is Our Future, Part 6
If I had kids, I would pull them out of school and teach them the lessons of Jersey Shore. I'd let Professor Situation and Professor Snooki school them on important things like what's appropriate to wear in a hot tub full of strange men and how to spot "the grenade" in a sea of skanks. You know, shit they'll need to know when they star in their own Vh1 series. Yes, I have high hopes for my spawn.
But you might be the kind of parent who throws your kid into a kitchen cupboard every time Jersey Shore comes on, because you don't want to damage their brain cells just yet. Well, now you can pull them out of the cupboard and play this for them. It's Jersey Shore Jr.!
Fist pumpin' like toddlers! Actually, don't say that out loud or Lindsay Lohan might do a documentary on you.
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Hilarious!!
I have a boyfriend.
So?
Ok.
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That was one of the best things I have ever seen. I almost peed my pants I laughed so hard.
Come at me, bro.
Never seen the real show, but I am ashamed to say I lol'd at this. I agree, the shirt-lifting kid was awesome.
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That was hilarious and demonstrates how idiotic the "real" Jersey Shore guidos and guidettes are. The little kid who kept pulling up his shirt to show off his "situation" was the best.
i think this cute...i'm convinced it's better than the adult version of the jersey shore...
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"You want to play trucks?"
"I have a boyfriend"
"So?"
"Ok"
LOL.
"Ham!"
I can't.
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
This shit was hysterical.
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It really was love at first hate. ~ MK
I LOL'ed!
People...lighten the fuck up. It was hilarious. (And I'm a 2nd grade teacher.)
You know what? I didn't get past the 3rd child intro. This is the kind of role models we want for the kids of today? All the more reason that Snooki bitch will not be HSOTY.
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Submitted by Fronika on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 4:34pm.
What the hell is wrong with these little fuckers? They are old enough to speak properly
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Not every kid speaks like Dakota Fanning. Have you ever been around four year olds? I did get the giggles every time the one with the overly-geled hairdo spoke. My four year old has this same "accent".
HAY! That's exactly how it went down!:
Wanna play trucks?
I have a boyfriend.
So?
Ok.
POIFECT!
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OMG - I have to go watch it now but I couldn't get past LMAO at the shit smeared all over their faces LOL!
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Where do you find these children? i need 3
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It's pretty damn funny!
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 3:04pm.
That was neither fun or funny. Someone should call the authorties on the person that directed this smut. The little girl talking to the guy was disgusting. I don' want to see that!!
She asked him what his favorite color was. Jesus, you're acting like she was dry humping him or something.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 3:00pm.
I quit after the little boy asked the little girl "Do you want to play tricks?" Argh!!
TRUCKS, not tricks.
You people watch too much Law & Order SVU.
can't. stop. giggling.
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That ish was hilarious!
What the hell is wrong with these little fuckers? They are old enough to speak properly.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
dayum, that was real cute!! Love the baby situation showing his tummy to the girls...it is a parody folks with cute kids...don't take everything so seriously...it was adorable...and I love little Snooki...and the kid with the fake tan on his face..the Jersey Shore dufus' are a joke, but this little skit was cute as hell!!
I dont watch the show, but the little dude that kept pulling up his shirt was hillarious. Now the girl hitting on the old dude was kinda ewww, but hey, we all had crushes on adults when we were kids..
DreamyAguileraEyes -- Thank you... things are really tough right now, maybe that's why I found this funny, cuz I really needed a laugh, I dont know. We found out she has breast cancer, and I'm taking it hard because she is my best friend as well as my mom. I'm trying to distract myself by being online a lot lately, and this is one of my favorite websites lol, but I dont think I have ever posted on here until today.
But see, my son used to always flirt with older woman, well woman my age, and he was maybe 4 or so back then. It was cute, because it was harmless. I used to flirt with older guys when I was little. My mom told me a story of when I was like 3, and ran up to her in the grocery store yelling that I just saw the cuuuuutest boy .. and I just had to show her, so we walked up to him and he was over 30 LOL
Submitted by islandchick27 on Thu, 01/14/2010 - 3:20pm.
LOL .. sorry, but I thought this was funny. I can't stand the show, but these kids were funny. I have kids of my own, and while I would not make a video of them doing this, apparently other parents would. But, I did get a good chuckle out of it, which I needed to laugh because I just found out my mom has cancer =( So, atleast this made me laugh right now.
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I am so sorry to hear that. My thoughts are with you & your mother.
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Well, ain't that fucking adorable...
it was meh...not horrible nor laugh-out-loud funny...mainly because it's too obvious the kids were forced to do this by adults...the little girl flirting with the grown up was EWWWW...they should have gotten another little boy for that scene at least.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MihKLBP4DQ
I thought it was funny, but then again, I am an idiot.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
This has reached a new level of wrong.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Thought it was kind of cute.
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I thought it was cute but YEAH definitely creepy with the little girl flirting with a grown man. I don't get why they had to do that. I thought she was just gonna flirt with someone her own age. Ew.
LOL .. sorry, but I thought this was funny. I can't stand the show, but these kids were funny. I have kids of my own, and while I would not make a video of them doing this, apparently other parents would. But, I did get a good chuckle out of it, which I needed to laugh because I just found out my mom has cancer =( So, atleast this made me laugh right now.
How ya like dem apples now, huh?
Not fallen far from the tree, eh?
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I thought it was kind of funny but it could have gone without the sexual innuendo shit. Made it a bit creepy.
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
Was that supposed to be funny?. I don't watch shit shows on TV so I honestly had no fucking clue what those were about. But I have to disagree with you MK, most kids today already have damaged brain cells. :)
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That was neither fun or funny. Someone should call the authorties on the person that directed this smut. The little girl talking to the guy was disgusting. I don' want to see that!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
No problem, LA ;)
Thanks, anon101!
the little snooky is priceless!!!!
Here's one, LA.
http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/13021/
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http://www.babelgum.com/browser.php#play/SEARCH_SIMILAR,clipID:4022027,i...
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"A man with crushed or cut-off testicles shall not enter into the assembly of the Lord"-Deuteronomy 23:1
I told you the terrists would never win. We can destroy America all by ourselves, HAH! TAKE THAT!!!
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Omg omg omg I need links!!!!
Someone link this STAT!
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This is so Barf!
I quit after the little boy asked the little girl "Do you want to play tricks?" Argh!!
I hope Juicy and Delicious cleans up his act (see below), or else one of his little princesses will wind up on this sh!t.
ETA: Oh, it's "Do you want to play trucks?" Ok, so it isn't . . . I mean . . . uh,oh I better stop before I get a call from Chris Hansen *shameface*
Hi-Larious!
MK this shit keeps shutting down my interwebz! I neeeeed to see baby snookies!
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