Hot Slut Of The Day!
Annette Edwards, the 67-year-old great granmama from England who spent about $16,000 to look like one of her idols Jessica Rabbit!
Annette, who is an avid rabbit collector, gets a hard-on for anything bunny related, so it's no surprise that she is infatuated with Roger Rabbit's main patty cake partner. Annette spent her dough on a titty lift, face lift and cheek implants. Annette also said that Playboy has been knocking at her rabbit hole.
Annette is looking hot for a grand memaw of 67, but besides The Little Mermaid wig, I don't really see Jessica. Maybe Bob Hoskins dressed as Jessica Rabbit? And if you ask me, I'd rather look like Bob Hoskins as Jessica Rabbit, than Jessica Rabbit herself. But if by paying a crane $16,000 to lift all her bits up helps Annette fulfill her dream, then I say tuck away!
Here's Annette, who's looking a little Kathy Najimy-ish, before all the surgery with one of her pet bunnies Amy. Amy is also one of the world's most rubenesque bunnies. And by the look on Amy's face, I think it's safe to say that she's also one of the world's most frightened bunnies too.
via Buzzfeed
• 
That's one big bunny! I'm not buying she got a boob lift, a face lift or cheek implants. Unless she was a man before, now if she was a man before I'll buy it then.
Look at the size of the freaking bunny will ya?
I dont think Glen Close in Fatal Attraction could have fit her in the pot!
Shes cute though-I love bunnies too....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
She got all those other surgeries, but no cheek/neck lift? I think that's what she needed more than anything. And what about liposuction?
The cheek implants were a waste of money because you can't even tell they're there. Yeah I realize that, optimally, PS should look "natural," but she doesn't even have any damn cheekbones WITH the implants.
The weight loss was a fucking wrong move. It ruined what was actually a very pretty face before. She should have left her face as-is and just got the rest of her body liposuctioned.
And "hah" to the statement about 'them' calling it the Jessica Rabbit diet in the 'states' (or whatever she said). Who exactly is calling it that? I've never even heard of this woman before.
Anyway, I'm not trying to be hateful--all these things just sprung to my mind.
Anybody got a clue why I can't manage to sign into Dlisted on IE? I can sign in and comment on Mozilla but for some reason I suddenly no longer have that capability on IE. I try to sign in and the page refreshes to the same state as before.
Hot damn that's a big ass rabbit!! Oh and her "new" tittays are so saggy!!!!!!! She needs to get a refund like asap!
She got a tittay lift? Where in god's name were they before?
Fail.
She should have trussed up that fucking turkey neck.. as my abuelita used to say "It is what it is"
Emma Grace Frost
If I had $16K in spare cash, I'd have a new kitchen and a spa bathroom. Not worthless plastic surgery.
****************************************************
"Tis a fucking pity.”
Um....she needs to get a refund on that "titty lift".
Snideychick sez:
Poor deluded granny. Obviously didn't get enough attention when she was younger.
And Playboy ain't knocking to get in they's just nailing the door shut so she won't get in.
Who cares about that lady... I like the big fat Bunneh! Bunnehs! My dog loves to chase them.
First there was the woman who was hell-bent on tranforming herself into Barbie, then there was Britney Spears impersonator who went really out of her way to look like her, and now this one. I find it interesting that they're all British. I thought only ugly Americans rolled that way.
@ magdalene : Co-sign on the Big Scary Bunny.
I've been wary of rabbits ever since I watched Watership Down.
================================
Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
p.s. I was talking about the bunny, not the Jessica.
rabbits that big are scarier than clowns. that thing is evil. EVIL.
1. That is a huge rabbit. HUGE.
2. When I first saw the picture I thought it was a man in drag. Plastic surgery FAIL.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Well.
They say that pets and their owners do resemble each other.
They really do.
_________________________________
"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Whatever floats your boat lady...
*Those* boobs were lifted?
Tex Perkins.
Google him you dumb fuck!
She looked way better and younger before, and I see no evidence of a titty lift having taken place on her. Her family needs to take grammy to hospital to see if she's suffered a minor stroke.
__________________________________________________
I am not a pussy.
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 9:41am.
I'm just in it for the AARP benefits.
***********************************************
"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV! You mean BILF?...or RILF
================================================
On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
What a GILF, I'd hit that so hard, her eyes would pop out and she'd scream "AH-OO-GAH"!
***********************************************
"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Maybe it cost 10,000 just to have the gloves surgically implanted?
================================================
On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
why did it cut off in the middle?
That host was awful and that woman need to put her tits away and cover up her disgusting arms and legs
She reminds me of Jordan the meemaw version!
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Didn't she also have a face lift? Cause she's rocking some pretty hefty jowls. I'm thinking maybe the surgeon was on a smoke break during the lifting portions of her surgery?
*~Fail~*
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
All the boob comments were EXACTLY what I was thinking omfg-how low did they hang before?
"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"
Cat-loving, Walmart-shopping, trailer-living, fag-hagging new dlisted member at your service!
did her surgeon actually operate on her or just knock her out for a few hours and told her s/he operated? it doesn't look like anything's changed.
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.
57! She is 57 not 67. I listened to it twice! Not lookin' so good now, is she?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
R.I.P. my baby dog (avatar).
She should have spent her boob surgery money on a crane because that's the only way those ball-in-tube-sock-looking things will get lifted.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
MUST. HAVE. THAT. BUNNEH !!!!!! :)
Her tits look better than Lohan's.
=========================================
@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
The only thing mildly interesting about this is that the lady actually thinks she's done work to look like Jessica Rabbit.
She needs to do a bunch more procedures before coming close to looking like a before/after plastic surgery case in the U.S.
She needs to try harder.
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
That is one big ass bunneh
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
I wonder if she tucks her nipples into her socks when she goes out. I'd hate to see them getting scraped on the ground and all.
Till I watched the vid, I thought Terence Stamp was remaking Priscilla, Queen of the Desert."
Also, my browser quit this bitch halfway through. Guess it couldn't stand all that sheer womanly perfection.
=====================================
Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:33am.
I don't like the host at all. Northern Irish arsehole!
=================================================
Excuse my ignorance but are the Northern Irish protestants?
"Annette also said that Playboy has been knocking at her rabbit hole."
LMAO! MK bitch you are just too much!
--------------------------------------
Chile, I said Cha-Cha heels...black ones!
ULVY! Leave Phyllis out of this? Lol
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I don't like the host at all. Northern Irish arsehole!
And I thought my morning show was boring...
================================================
On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
Looks like Cloris Leachman in drag.
**************************************
those tits have been lifted? shessh - there go my dreams of ever gettin' 'em fixed :(
*****
"Now listen - I gave you that birthday, darling. Huh. I mean, you wouldn't have that birthday if I hadn't been generous enough to uncross my legs and give you to the world." -Edina Monsoon
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
lmao @ rubenesque bunny
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Kathy Najimy-ish looks much better IMO.
************************************************
Imaginary lover, You're mine all the time...
Boob lift? I don't see it...unless they were on the floor before?
~Madness as you know, Is like gravity. All it takes is a little push....
If she's had a breast lift, I'd hate to see her before.