SuBo Goes Crazy At The Airport
Susan Boyle's debut album has sold approximately ten trillion copies (Pebbles the cat is her tabulator), so she should be on the top of the world. But some source tells The Sun that SuBo is actually on top of Mars instead. Apparently, SuBo brought her crazy cat lady act to the VIP lounge at Heathrow, and it made everyone around her clench their ass lips out of uncomfortableness. Fun fact: Listening to SuBo's album without freebasing vodka first will also cause you to clench your ass lips. I learned this the hard way. I had to show them this picture so they could exhale.
The source went on to explain that while SuBo was waiting to board a flight to Chicago, she suddenly grabbed a cleaning product out of a janitor's cart and used it as a fake microphone. After SuBo started singing into her make-shift mic, an airport employee asked her to put the crazy on mute. That's when SuBo started running through the terminal screaming, "I've escaped, I've escaped!" Basically, SuBo was re-enacting the first time all of us dropped acid.
The employee finally got SuBo to simmer down by sitting with her. The source added, "It was chaos. Susan was very restless and agitated from the minute she walked in and immediately started making a scene. She was singing and dancing around, shouting obscenities at full volume."
Because of her past public meltdowns, SuBo's team is giving her mental state the side-eye.
So SuBo released the bats in the airport. That doesn't mean her loved ones should hug her with a straitjacket just yet. Airports make people go crazy. That's what they are supposed to do. We all have allergic reactions to airports. I mean, nothing pounds on your nerves like the smell of burnt coffee, the sound of screaming brats and the sight of the one vacant seat in the waiting area being used as a luggage holder. SuBo was just PROJECTING.
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Her teeth are the color of peanut butter.
I am not one of those perfect white teeth obsessives, but really.
SuBo is obviously retarded & has anger issues.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 1:20pm.
Dirk Diggler, Have you hos ever checked in at San Diego airport?
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Have you ever tried to check in at JFK or Logan?
Luckily firearms are banned.
Interestingly, I've been in San Diego airport many times with no incident whatsoever.
Ya never know! :)
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Oo, airport talk. I lived in SD for a couple years and for me, the airport was always fine, even rather nice (cheap parking, too). O'Hare's the one that makes me want to blow my brains out and LAX and JFK are huge bothers (even to get to, never mind what goes on inside). Midway, Burbank (or Orange County, which is really nice and calm), and LaGuardia are better alternatives. I actually don't mind airports, though. Love them, in fact. Of note: I had a stopover in Utah and it was gorgeous -- the huge windows overlooking the mountains -- and I thought, damn! it's beautiful in Utah.
PS. Whatever happened to that A&E reality show about crazy airport incidents? Now some of the bitchy customers (forget the workers) were not to be believed!
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Fuck Heathrow airport staff.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
"SuBo's team is giving her mental state the side-eye."
Hee-hee-hee, that gave me the giggles.
Ms. Boyle, you have a new fan!!!
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I love me some Susan Boyle. So what if she's crazy and developmentally "delayed"? Hell, there's all kinds of folks in the world. If God didn't love crazy peeps He wouldn't have made so many of 'em. Or something like that.
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:21am.
"...in the vapid, leg-spreading whore house that is modern day America.'
You rang?
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:21am.
"...in the vapid, leg-spreading whore house that is modern day America.'
You rang?
If this is true she really needs to get professional help before she jumps into her cat's litter box.
OK now that she has sold a gazıllıon copıes of her debut CD ıt ıs TIME TO GET THOSE TEETH OBLITERATED/CLEANED/REPLACED!
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"Susan was very restless and agitated from the minute she walked in and immediately started making a scene. She was singing and dancing around, shouting obscenities at full volume."
and no one took pics or video of this? I call bullshit.
Dirk Diggler, Have you hos ever checked in at San Diego airport?
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Have you ever tried to check in at JFK or Logan?
Luckily firearms are banned.
Interestingly, I've been in San Diego airport many times with no incident whatsoever.
Ya never know! :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
This is nothing new...I do that too....it's normal airport behaviour!!!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
I'd have to say that SuBo might be in her manic state of bipolar if she has that.
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I wanna see footage of this shit!!
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What's the deal with this woman? Is she bipolar or schizophrenic?
SuBo, go back to Scotland with your cat and STFU already.
MK is right, airports could make anybody go nuts these days... Have you hos ever checked in at San Diego airport? The poor guy behind the counter was trying to help me out of the general chaos while some ass-shat supervisor was screaming orders at him... I seriously considered punching him.
The women is developmentally challenged, by her own admission, you would think that one of her handlers would have professional experience treating such persons.
This is one unfortunate-looking woman.
Her face looks like the "Scream" mask I wore for Halloween.
Her teeth could give Green Giant corn niblets a run for they money.
Her hair is about as attractive as those nylon wigs they sell on HSN.
I get a Roseanne vibe from her.
That's not very positive, btw.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
This hermit old cat lady has some sort of mental illness.
That's why she came in second.
They'll milk all they can out of her and she'll spend the rest of her life in a straightjacket, drooling at some "rest home."
For dehydration and exhaustion.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I love Susan Boyle
I love her CD
She's not at a club shooting people............
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Susan Boyle as Jack Black with kalashnikov at a club...oh good lord
I just wet myself picturing that!
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This is so Barf!
Sounds like me at the airport. It's not savant-ism....it's called a case of the drunks.
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That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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@ Plecostomus
Well if she came to auditions with a pitchfork and potato sack
Would producers let her go anywhere near Simon???????
Please.....she likes to sing , has a talent and producers spot her in right place on right time
She has a following and when you have a big following world wide
Studios jump on your left nut and use you until you dry out
She is living a life, an oportunity to see and things that anyone in her position would never even think to wish they do
I honestly think media just potrays her that way...and in reality she is jus a plain ol Susie from the cottage block
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This is so Barf!
I read somewhere that Susan has mental deficiencies due to her difficult birth. Could she be a savant? She is a breath of fresh air and I wish her all the best of luck.
One of my neighbors put her CD in a basket of holiday goodies for me. I could not bring myself to even open it. It just felt dirty and wrong. I think the poor woman has serious instability and she is being terribly mistreated. I donated the CD to the battered woman's thrift shop.
I love Susan Boyle.
I love her album.
She is not in a nightclub shooting at people. She is not beating a bitches ass for messing with her man. she doesnt have a 20 person Entourage terrorizing an entire flight. Leave her alone...
I would have loved to have seen her crazy reclusive cat lady self sing into a bottle of Mr. Clean myself. HOT.
Im so getting a big giant button with my fave pussies pic on it for the lapel of my winter coat.
Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 9:57am.
you know what I don't get, doesn't she have handlers? was this looney tunes allowed to board a plane on her own?
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SuBo traveling alone is the real shocker here. I mean, even if the pretense is the minder is just there to hold her purse. Gal is emotionally sensitive, and now she's a stahhhr. Handlers are de rigeur.
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My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
Whatever. Hungry Twats Love Dick is my favorite song.
There won't be a video of Susan going crazy, because she never went fucking crazy!
This reminds me of the time that the papers printed pictures of Susan sucking her thumb and crying. They said that she had a breakdown.
Susan was sucking her thumb as a joke - one of her fans said that Susan reminded her of her baby sister. Susan then mimicked the actions of an infant.
Susan was weeping tears of joy. Her fans had just presented her with a beautiful patchwork quilt.
Susan Boyle has lived a sheltered, reclusive life for many years. She is slightly eccentric, and has the smallest of difficulties in adjusting to social situations.
She is a splash of colour in the vapid, leg-spreading whore house that is modern day America.
MORE Susan Boyle on the Radio please. Susan is exactly as you find her. She wont make any apologies.
I would so much rather hear Susan Boyle singing a showtune than any of the endless stream of sluts (Gaga and Beyonce are the worst offenders) screeching about their hungry twats and how much they just luuuuurve dick.
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
ahahaha Flatbush... I'm with ya on the teefs. FUCK.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:00am.
bwhahahhahaha
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
@ Jack
That button stands out so bad it overshadows her freshly colored hair and brows
Also why isnt her teeth are fixed yet?!?!?
She needs Hillary Duff dentures STAT!
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This is so Barf!
hahahahahhaha Pleccy: I don't know what I would do without you!!!
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
haters
Crazy woman.
Love the MahBoo pic!!!!
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 9:57am.
I think Media portrays her as " mentally sick"
To me she is just a village person
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She wasn't the one wearing the hardhat, was she?
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Bottom-feeder.
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Bet her twat looks like the hanging gardens of Babylon. Damn, took her 40+ years to shave her brows soooooooo yep, junglecooter......and ass. *sluuuuurrrrpppp*
Sick of the sight of her.
HANDLERS! lmao snowblow
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
@ Raul : "I won't be ignored, Dan!"
Good thing today's HSOTD already has the bunnies safe in her lifted bewbies.
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Bottom-feeder.
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*cobra fucks RAULIO*
On topic: I wish there was video on this... you can't tell me not one fucking person had a phone on them?! I bet she has an even lovelier voice when doin the crazy shake.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
you know what I don't get, doesn't she have handlers? was this looney tunes allowed to board a plane on her own?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I think Media portrays her as " mentally sick"
To me she is just a village person who got balls to audition on her favorite tv and became a sensation
Its so ignorant to say " if she wasnt rehtardehd shed have career already"
Umm helllo r u dumb? If anyone with good voice had a multimilion contract with record labels
Bitches like Beyonce wont have have to shake their labias in leotards on your tv!
She from village and honestly if a women dont have kids or atleast one husband by her 50s shed go mentally nuts too
Sex and popping spawns is what mother nature inteded for ladies to do and if you go against it..u go batshit!
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This is so Barf!
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My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
gobbler: yes yes yes.... but thanks.
On topic: lmao Flatbush! I did not even notice the damn CAT BUTTON!!! Although, on her it works.
*peeks under snowy's skirt*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Am I gonna have to smell this girl's new perfume everyday until it runs out????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Methinks she was like this all along, her crazy is just now being witnessed and/or put on video.
PANTS ON THE GROUND FOO!
BAWK BAWK!!!
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Submitted by loozer on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 9:49am.
Submitted by thegobbler on Fri, 01/15/2010 -
LOL. While uz ladies are fighting off Jackie Attackers, I will run for help. feeetz don't fail me now....
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It was established pretty early on in her rise to fame that SuBo had special needs because of oxygen deprivation during birth. Her handlers need to stop treating her like she can go with the flow and keep up the grind like someone that isn't dealing with issues. That kind of fame is hard on anyone, we see "normal" celebrities spin out all the time.
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