CaCa Cancels
Lady CaCa had to pull out of a show at Purdue University last night, because she had the sicks in a serious way. Just a few minutes before she was supposed to take the stage, the audience was told that they were not going to get their dose of CaCa that night. Thousands of sad scat lovers had to go home empty-handed.
According to CaCa's Tweets (via ONTD), she was told by the paramedics that her heart was doing weird shit, because she was tired and thirstay. And even though she was suffering from dehydration and exhaustion, CaCa still managed to drink ten jugs of water just so she could produce enough tears to cry cry cry for her fans. CaCa cares:
I've been crying for hours, I feel like I let my fans down 2nite. An hour before the show, I was feeling dizzy and having trouble breathing
about 10 hours ago from webParamedics came to take care of me, and told me my heart-rate was irregular-- a result of exhaustion and dehydration.
about 10 hours ago from webcan't apologize enough for how sorry I am. I could hear my fans cheering from my dressing room, I begged everyone to let me go onstage.
about 10 hours ago from webMy stage has complicated mechanical elements,everyone was concerned I'd be in danger during the 2hr show, since I had passed out earlier.
about 10 hours ago from webI am so devastated. I have performed with the flu, a cold, strep throat: I would never cancel a show just based on discomfort.
about 10 hours ago from webI hope you can forgive me. I love my little monsters more than anything, you are everything to me. I will make-up the performance on Jan 26.
about 10 hours ago from web
MeThinks CaCa is just taking the bullet for her hermie peen. The truth is, her peen was coughing up phlegm, because it has Balanitis. It just couldn't spend another night holding its breath while tucked into her dark, sweaty, dingle-y ass cheeks. It'll be as good as new as soon as it gets an OxiClean sponge bath and spends a few hours soaking in a bowl of Skin-So-Soft.
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I hope that disgusting tramp dies soon, very soon.
People keep mentioning coke, but in interviews & stuff she usually seems a bit too sedate/slow to me for it to be a coke issue. She strikes me as more of a downer type.
I WOULD RETIRE IF I WHERE YOU GAGA BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SUCK!
That statement sounds lıke Amy Wınehouse syndrome to me!
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LOLOLOLOL Skin so soft!!
Gotta watch the water drinking .. no shit. Potassium will build up in your system and it will fuck your heart sans lube.
Feel better and return soon to your tuck game Ga Ga.
Is that razor burn?
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:34am.
Dear fans, today my vagina penis started to fall off...please respect my privates at this time of sorrow. Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
about 10 hours ago from web
AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
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Who wrote that? Did you write that? That's funnay!
P.S: feel better Lady Gaga
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OMG the custom GaGa dolls are AWESOME!!!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
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Snorting coke 24/7 would make me tired and thirsty, too!
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
Damn I almost sent this to MK last night!
exhaustion = DRUGS
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
http://www.ilads.org/
If you're so damn sick and tired get off of TWITTER you moron!
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"Who in the fuck is tila tequila? Is she a stripper?...That's her? Yeah, that's a stripper, son, I don't give a shit what you say." ShitMyDadSays on Facebook
I don't know when or how it happened, but I actually really like Lady Gaga and she's awesome live.
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Coke tends to have that effect on people...
Now there comes the time when her fans make up excuses in 3..2...1...
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@ Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:38am.
She'll be completely forgotten by the end of the year, she needs to milk it for all it's worth now.
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I wouldn't be so sure. They said the same thing about Vadge in 1983...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 11:39am.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 11:28am.
Auntie Mame, Drink some fucking water and take a damned nap.
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They buy her records, so obviously, yes, they are.
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What ARE records? Like a big CD or something?
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
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Love me some GaGa. The girl can sing and play. Look up her acoustic versions on YouTube.
And they call her the new Madonna? Bitch has a lot to learn. Vadge NEVER canceled a concert due to "not feeling well".
They buy her records, so obviously, yes, they are.
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Well, not the ENTIRE public.
Just like the ENTIRE public does not worship the NY Yankees!
Only SOME of the public are retards!
Ha!
*hides*
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
LIAR CACA LIAR CACA!
"Pop star Lady Gaga performed on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" — a day after calling off a concert at Purdue University because of an undisclosed illness.
The singer showed no apparent signs of illness as she performed a medley of her hits on the live show Friday. She wore a black outfit studded with spikes and, at one point, swung a gold, spiked ball on a chain into the windshield of a taxi on the stage.
The concert cancellation was announced from the stage Thursday night after opening acts Jason Derulo and Semi Precious Weapons had already performed.
A statement released by the school from Lady Gaga's tour management said she'd suffered a sudden illness and that medical personnel had advised her not to perform.
The concert was rescheduled for Jan. 26."
http://cbs2chicago.com/local/Lady.Gaga.performs.2.1428598.html
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I can't mend
This torn state I'm in
Getting nothing in return
What did I do to deserve
The pain of this slow burn
And everywhere I turn
I keep going right back
To the one thing that I need to walk
away from
Most talentless pop star EVER!!!
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 11:28am.
Auntie Mame, Drink some fucking water and take a damned nap.
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Well...when you're shitting out coke cut with baby lax and your teeth are grinding to the extent that you can't even force a cocktail straw in there, you might be needing an IV.
Although I agree with you, that stupid excuse needs to be retired.
I mean, who do they think the pubic are, retards?
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They buy her records, so obviously, yes, they are.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Let me know when she's dead. A total waste of space.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
RO MA RO MA MA! PO POO POOKER FACE!! RO MA! POKER FACE! That's how her song goes right?
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
CACA IS A LIARMOUTH!!!!
http://cbs2chicago.com/local/Lady.Gaga.performs.2.1428598.html
She wasn't "ill" enough to perform for Oprah!!!
Yes the mighty O's heavenly powers might have cured her but I call BULLCACA!
LIAR!
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I can't mend
This torn state I'm in
Getting nothing in return
What did I do to deserve
The pain of this slow burn
And everywhere I turn
I keep going right back
To the one thing that I need to walk
away from
Auntie Mame, Drink some fucking water and take a damned nap.
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Well...when you're shitting out coke cut with baby lax and your teeth are grinding to the extent that you can't even force a cocktail straw in there, you might be needing an IV.
Although I agree with you, that stupid excuse needs to be retired.
I mean, who do they think the pubic are, retards?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
"Dehydrated and exhausted" is such a stupid ass excuse. Drink some fucking water and take a damned nap.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Too risky.
Frank Purdue might have been there, and he'd call her out as a rooster or a hen.
Or both.
S/he just couldn't take the chance.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Crap! I thought it was Tranny Clown at first glance too, then I read it was her ridiculous clone. Anyway, who gives a rat's ass? it's not like those people went to see Luciano Pavarotti sing!. It's just another over-manufactured, overrated pop product who's "dehydrated and exhausted" like everybody else in the industry.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:41am.
TV, I know you are a betting man, so let's go, how muchuwannabet!??!?!?!!?
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I never bet against the stupidity of the public at large, the mouth breathers are exactly the audience catered to by "reality" television.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:42am.
Does "exhaustion" and "dehydration" really mean too much of the bad shit, in celebenese?
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That's exactly right. There is no such medical condition as exhaustion. Dehydration=hangover.
TV, Nope, still "working".
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*putting in paperwork for TV's ginormous raise*
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:40am.
TV!!!!!,
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You are up early today...or are you in Vegas now and have never slept!
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Nope, still "working".
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Loozer, I think you like it, I'm easier to boss around! LOL
xoxoxoxoxoxoxx
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Does "exhaustion" and "dehydration" really mean too much of the bad shit, in celebenese?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:38am.
Hope you're right, TV. So true about Missing Persons, too.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
TV, I know you are a betting man, so let's go, how muchuwannabet!??!?!?!!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
TV!!!!!,
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You are up early today...or are you in Vegas now and have never slept!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Gia, There is fresh water EVERYWHERE!!
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Throwing up and diarrhea at the same time.
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Submitted by Deb on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:25am.
"can't apologize enough for how sorry I am"?
I can't apologize enough for how sorry she is either.
GaGa seems afraid that if she misses a show, all her fans will dump her.
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She'll be completely forgotten by the end of the year, she needs to milk it for all it's worth now.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
SnHOpiece!!, Me toooo and another of my faves is Speechless.
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Hmmm...is it as good as BR? Not that I wouldn't try it out anyway, but I respect your opinion.
I just loaded "I Love Music" from the Carlito's Way soundtrack! I love it.
If any law enforcement officer ever got ahold of my Ipod I have no doubt I'd be dispatched straight to the loony bin!
I'll tell you some of the songs I have at a later date, they are just too pathetic to recount now!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 10:30am
I usually don't like to stereotype people on the basis of their music taste, but really, anybody who buys this stupid cunt's act really is a low-functioning retard.
Snowy, honey. I still ♥ U even if U iz a 'retard'.
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Imaginary lover, You're mine all the time...
Everything she does was done 28 years ago, but without a penis: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IasCZL072fQ
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Dear fans, today my vagina penis started to fall off...please respect my privates at this time of sorrow. Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
about 10 hours ago from web
AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
P.S: feel better Lady Gaga
Coma Caca!
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Unlike the highly so-fist-uh-cated cuntwads that listen to SuBo.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
I actually really like Gaga. Get well soon! And I'm not a little monster!
Whamo, you are right.
Stefani is actually a very strong singer. Still, it says a lot about her when she chooses to sing those awful nursery rhymes with the musical complexity of a fart.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
*licks window*
*eats own feces*
*dances around to Disco Heaven in my skidmarked undercrackers*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Is that a recent pic? She looks much thinner in it...How can anyone get dehydrated in this day & age unless they are already sick? There is fresh water EVERYWHERE!!