When Were They Scarier: Then Or Now?
By now you might have already seen and hissed at the cover of People Magazine featuring Heidi Montag's transformation from your average California reality show prostitute to a factory-defected blow-up doll who comes complete with a rubber dick and pussy. Well, ONTD posted a bunch of NSFW-ish (unless you work at a Mattel) scans from People of Horsey before, during and after her Jocelyn Wildenstein-approved plastic-over.
Horsey's 10 procedures included: mini brow lift, Botox in the face, nose job encore, fat injections in cheeks, de-chinning, neck lipo, ears pinned back (like a scared cat), titty job encore, ass implants and full body lipo. You would think that while the doctor was hacking her up, he also would've removed the shit-filled wart on her vagina known as Spencer Pratt.
Horsey said that she's always been insecure about her looks, and went under the knife so she can fulfill her dream of becoming a world famous pop star.
Yes, because all the world famous pop stars I know of look like something The Swan queefed out after masturbating with an over-sized suppository. I'm not being sarcastic.
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She looks like a gin-soaked 40-something--NASTY! I thought the point of plastic surgery was to look *younger!?*
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fuck she was very hot ,i think the surgery added a couple of years...not good
Her boobs are too big? They look great to me.
She must have given her plastic surgeon a picture of Joan Rivers cause that's exactly who she looks like. And that's not a good thing.
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She had too much work done!
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
oh yeah and this is all very "christian" of her. please. bitch go back to where you came from. i'm sick of seeing her fucked face already!
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Her face looks better but her boobs are crazy disgusting!
i guess jesus must've told this twit (or is it twat?) that god is ok with her to change from a horsey face to this plastic mess...
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Angelina should sue this bitch for plagiarizing her face. And it kills me that she says that having larger fake breasts makes her feel "more womanly." That strap-on she wears to fuck Spencer must make her feel more manly, by that token.
The chin reduction is the only surgery that was actually worth the money.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Am I the only one who thinks she looks totally unrecognizable??? Like in a bleached-blonde, blown-up-titties, incredibly generic kind of way. This hollow vessel of a human is both pathetic and disturbingly creepy. Get a fucking life already.
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Pete Burns never looked better...
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Taking bet that she and Spencdouce will be divorced in a year, and she'll be one of Hef's "Girls Next Door." Spencedouche will throw a fit and talk to every media whore (including Fox News) who'll have him and say Hef stole his wife. Heidi will throw in that she doesn't believe in divorce but thought it was God's plan to be with Hef.
She looka like-a man, now. I mean, more like-a man.
Seriously, she looks like a drag queen now -- is that what she was going for? Did they do an Adam's Apple augmentation, too?
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she's only doing this shit so people will talk about her again. she knew her 15 minutes were up! shame on people for fueling her famewhore fire by putting her stupid ass on the cover of their magazine. i'm writing them a letter (yeah i have too much time on my hands)
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
Oh look! She went from generic to...generic..and she paid for that shit.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
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For your health.
She looks the damn same to me. The only thing that's different is that her bank account is $30K lighter. Does anyone out there give a rat's anal passage about this bimbo? Dum dum.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
The sad part isn't that her children will be confused by their equine features, it's that these two fucking pieces of shit will have them at all.
I'd still like to hear her whinny when she orgasms.
the DUDE! abides...
Ok, so I read the article...I'll give Spencer a LITTLE credit for being against the surgery, but still...what's wrong with her? Even though, she's kind of reached a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" stage now...
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Her eyes are dead. There is no spark, few signs of intelligence.
There is not anything a doctor can do to fix that. That fix must come from within.
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She looked much cuter before and the new boobs are too big.
Bad move, Heidi!
As much as I can't stand her and her husband, I'm actually feeling kind of sorry for her; how bad must your self esteem be to do that to yourself? And what kind of husband is he for standing by and supporting her destroying herself like that? I thought she was actually rather pretty previously.
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She got face/body plastic surgery in order to become a world famous singing sensation? That makes as much sense as saying she got throat surgery in order to become a stripper.
She looks about 10 years older in the "after" pic and she looks like she's in the adult entertainment industry with those huge boobs. However, IMO her new face looks great.
This girl has major insecurities about herself. Even her stupid bimbo husband, Pratt, thought she looked OK the way she was. I don't think all that $300000 investment was well spent considering that her albums WON'T sell.
She looks pretty bad now. I feel sorry for her because she has to hate herself a lot to do all those plastic surgeries at 23!!!
I know someone who says he's waiting for her record to come out, and he's going to hang around record stores and watch for anyone who buys her record, and then he's going to follow them home and light their house on fire. So..... Ya know....
I never liked her then and I still don't like her.
How big do your tits have to be?
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How old is this stupid bitch? I hate to see her when she starts aging. She will be like that cat lady freak or probably worse...
Her boobs look ridiculous.
This trick's parents live 20 minutes from me. Nice mom and step dad and nice dad and step mom. Ill bet her real dad is about to shit himself.
She has always been someone who has always wanted to "be somebody." since she and the Douche met, she has been on a fast trip to Hell.
She looked better before all of this shit, and she will be another whore that Hollywood shit out.
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She looks like any number of other blonde strippers and whores.
At least before she looked unique and pretty damn hot.
What a stoopid bitch.
"Also, what the fuck is going on with People? This week is shit, last week was that fungus that won't go away, Kate Gosselin? I'm real close to canceling my subscription."
Honey, cancel it without a care. You mean well, so stop reading about celebrities. I wouldn't call them retarded, because retarded people you feel bad for. Better words would be assholes, bitches, preps, WASPs, etc.
"50,000+ people probably dead in Haiti and there are news channels STILL talking about this shit-streaked cum-bubble. I'm not dogging you, MK, since you're just doing your job (and a fucking hilarious job you're doing)... I'm just annoyed that I woke up this morning and turned my TV on only to see AJ fucking Hammer talking about this herpes blister of a bitch.
WHAT THE FUCK DID THIS BITCH NEED LIPO FOR? CAN SOMEONE SHED SOME LIGHT ON THIS?"
We have asshole teens and adults as the primary consumer. People, OK! Magazine, Life & Style, and the rest of these gossip magazines push the lifestyles of the rich, famous, and preppy celebrities because they think we're feeble to buy into it. These are the same magazines that push Robert Pattinson and Kristen "Sell-Out" Stewart onto us. And the editors in interviews act like caricatures of homosexuals, it's not even funny.
So, remember, no one cares about the war, the earthquake in Haiti, or any of that stuff. We want to know about the mansion that the "Twilight" stars bought.
You know, once I thought about being rich, but if it means being a bully to everyone you believe is lower than you, then I'll take the simple life anyday.
Submitted by LunaChick on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 3:56pm.
I have no respect for any "doctor" that would do this much work, on a woman so young. Just because someone asked for the surgery, doesn't mean you should do it.
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I'm a bit weirded out that a doctor would do so many procedures at once (seemingly). I do think Heidi just needs a good shrink.
ETA: Way too long a post earlier.
As much as I dislike this person (and I never watched her in anything), she looked good before. Now, she just looks.....odd.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
Maybe she'll release sound tracks to porn films! :-)
okay, one last thing I promise cause I DESPISE this skank and her p.o.s. (peice of shit) husband...her face will probably fall (a'la Heidi Fleiss) by the time she is 28 - 30. Then what, plastic surgery for life...a Jocelyn in the making here....nobody buys someones music esp. females...because they look good...they buy music because it is good music...her voice is shit...and now she only looks good enough for porno...and that is it! I DESPISE THIS BITCH....
Uh, yeah. Her looks were the problem with her pop career.
highAboveManhattan on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 2:14pm.
i think she looks just like holly madison now..
Yes! I thought so too. It's the eyebrows mostly, I think.
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I have no respect for any "doctor" that would do this much work, on a woman so young. Just because someone asked for the surgery, doesn't mean you should do it.
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*looks at pictures* Pathetic. Just pathetic.
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*looks at pictures* Pathetic. Just pathetic.
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Her plastic surgery is a photoshop scam. It's a publicity stunt and everyone is falling for it. I'll believe the results when I see her on TV.
why couldn't she have pulled a kawnye mama and offed herself during surgery?
all that to becoming a world famous pop star, she forgot to get surgery on her throat. bitch still can't sing.
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i think she looks just like holly madison now..
Submitted by Dgrin on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 2:05pm.
Agreed. I sometimes think fame ages people faster. The fast pace, the partying, smoking and drinking will definitely age a person more quickly.
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'she looks 40' is an expression when you most commonly see women entering that phase where they feel the need to alter and freshen up their appearance.well she has that distinguish cougar lady style going on now. Technically your body produces lower and lower amount of cells and starts aging after age 25 so it's up to the way you live, eat and care for your well being that shows throughout the ages to come.
The irony is she had a horsey face before, now she has titties big enough to titty-fuck a horse.
It's the circle of life..
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