Friday, January 15th 2010
Cindy Lou Who Is Too Busy To Think Of Haiti
For some reason, OK! Magazine asked Taylor Momsen, the prepubescent Courtney Love, if she plans on giving up a piece of her hard-earned booze money to the victims of the earthquake in Haiti.
16-year-old Taylor made the word "vapid" proud by saying, "Um, right now I'm trying to just finish my record and getting through the last season of Gossip Girl for right now. So not so much thinking about that."
In Taylor's defense, I don't think she can fully see the devastation in Haiti due to the fact that her eyes are covered with about six layers of hardened tar.
Here's Taylor doing some really important business at the launch party for Victoria Secret's new perfume.
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Taylor Momsen said what a lot of ppl want to say..Not everyone is gonna be like Wyclef..I'm sure she might feel a lil bad, but I'm not gonna judge her for saying what she said.
vapid moron doesnt even begin to describe this ugly little trowel.....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by soraya on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 1:54am.
*cosigns*
CAN'T SLEEP...FUCK
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
cccuuuuuuuuuunntt
Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 3:06am.
why why do the terrorists always aim for new york wtf don't they have t.v. everything they hate about us is located in california. their aim is fucking OFF
Don't you watch the show "24"?
Wow, spoiled heroin addict doesn't care about others, shocking...
she's a famewhore tart. might look good on her passport.
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As vapid as her response was, I can't say I'm surprised; most teens (and some adults too) would probably, while maybe a little feigning a LITTLE concern, say or be thinking the same thing.
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Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 3:06am.
why why do the terrorists always aim for new york wtf don't they have t.v. everything they hate about us is located in california. their aim is fucking OFF
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Probably the same reason why NYC is always the first to get destroyed in movies; it's a city most people would recognize immediately and therefore will illicite a more emotional response from people...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
She'll be the next President.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 1:05am.
LOL@Margaret Thatcher! She's TOTALLY a Margaret Thatcher altho I wouldn't have headed in that direction on my own.
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can reganomics be far behind?
*shakes monitor*
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why why do the terrorists always aim for new york wtf don't they have t.v. everything they hate about us is located in california. their aim is fucking OFF
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 1:06am.
Submitted by Lory on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 1:01am.
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But still, you had the chance to turn to your religion and ask yourself the old time question... To assfuck or not to assfuck...
I would not assfuck taylor momsen, i respect her beauty too much.
Thats the mother of my chill'ens u talkin' about
>:[
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Bitch please, you'd be giving her enemas nonstop before you could say rape kit...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 1:09am.
@Provy: O - I bet if you met her in person you'd change your tune about ass-fucking soon enuff.
Nope. Eventually yea, cause its obvious she doesn't poop, but id be all about her bagina early on. I would also like to point out im in late 20's and hella young looking in the face so it wouldnt be creepy lookin : P
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"One Punch!" -Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 1:17am.
Ciao, Italics - it was nice catching up with you for a change:)
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It was nice catching up with you too! :)
Night!
Angel,
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Ciao, Italics - it was nice catching up with you for a change:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
Have a good night everyone!
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 1:11am.
Who cares what Avril Lavigne has to say anyways.
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For realz.
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
Who cares what Avril Lavigne has to say anyways.
@Provy: O - I bet if you met her in person you'd change your tune about ass-fucking soon enuff.
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 1:02am.
And EYE MAKE-UP!
A LOT of eye make-up! ;)
*edited for typo*
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“Empty vessels make the most noise.”
- Unknown Author, English Proverb
Submitted by Lory on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 1:01am.
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But still, you had the chance to turn to your religion and ask yourself the old time question... To assfuck or not to assfuck...
I would not assfuck taylor momsen, i respect her beauty too much.
Thats the mother of my chill'ens u talkin' about
>:[
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"One Punch!" -Ronnie 2, Townies 0
LOL@Margaret Thatcher! She's TOTALLY a Margaret Thatcher altho I wouldn't have headed in that direction on my own.
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
You fail as a person.
Submitted by Italics on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:57am.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:52am.
what the fuckety fuck is going on in here?
you two are discussing chomsky?
*head shake*
dudes, this is surreal.
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Taylor Momsen, third world history and politics, the virtue of compassion and charitable giving, an FBI fraud warning, environmental destruction, torture, political correctness (redundant with torture), Norm Chomsky and Snooki!
It’s Dlisted Mad-Libs!
*When it’s my turn I’m adding polydactyly paw*
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And EYE MAKE-UP!
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
@angel
Yea, Ronnie is a stand up guy. I like him. The "Situation" is a major douche as the episodes go on. Which is a shame cause i liked him at first. He cooked surf n turf!!!
Jwoww needs to be hot slut of the year for 2010. She is the greatest feminist evah! She spin-punched the "Situation" cause he didn't walk her back to the hotel room. Goddamn Margaret Thatcher right there!
@TITS, Chomsky= Jersey Shore
*sips meatball martini*
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"One Punch!" -Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:50am.
Submitted by Lory on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:45am.
she'll be mine, O yes, she'll be mine
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Awwww!!! *Indian tear*
In related news, Roman Polanski just got his wings...
Whatever Judge, she was in the bar
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But still, you had the chance to turn to your religion and ask yourself the old time question... To assfuck or not to assfuck...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:52am.
what the fuckety fuck is going on in here?
you two are discussing chomsky?
*head shake*
dudes, this is surreal.
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Taylor Momsen, third world history and politics, the virtue of compassion and charitable giving, an FBI fraud warning, environmental destruction, torture, political correctness (redundant with torture), Norm Chomsky, Roman Polanski and Snooki!
It’s Dlisted Mad-Libs!
*When it’s my turn I’m adding polydactyly paw*
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“Empty vessels make the most noise.”
- Unknown Author, English Proverb
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:50am.
Submitted by Lory on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:45am.
she'll be mine, O yes, she'll be mine
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Awwww!!! *Indian tear*
In related news, Roman Polanski just got his wings...
Whatever Judge, she was in the bar
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Hey now. That's Akon's line.
This was back in the day too so it would have to be more like: Whatever Judge, she was at the key party.
And Jersey Shore: SO many reasons to love Ronnie but I definitely snapped when he started saying: "Come at me, bro!" Something about the way he was moving was so sexy hot(Don't judge - I can't help the way I'm wired). Overall they seem to be good people to me but holy shit with the fighting already. Stupid Snickers goes after the buffalo last time. Dumbass. I want to like her but I don't NEED to.
ONT: Those EYES! I MUST have them!
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:27am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:14am.
Haiti isn't a complex issue. It really isn't.
America goes in, builds, leaves, Haitians destroy...rinse and repeat. America had 3 excursions into their country. Read about how the Haitian population murdered the guano harvesters : )
Though i don't always agree with him, I like what Chomsky says on Post-modernist/parisian intellectuals- Im paraphrasing "Why would I spend my time breaking down a sentence that can easily be explained to an 8 year old", I wish i could find the exact quote, nevertheless, keep it simple stupid.
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what the fuckety fuck is going on in here?
you two are discussing chomsky?
*head shake*
dudes, this is surreal.
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Submitted by Lory on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:45am.
she'll be mine, O yes, she'll be mine
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Awwww!!! *Indian tear*
In related news, Roman Polanski just got his wings...
Whatever Judge, she was in the bar
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"One Punch!" -Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:43am.
I took thurs. n fri. off from work, and it was perfect cause for some reason they had a 2 episode night of Jersey Shore. You Ronnie knock that townie out? My siggy....
The reason why Jersey Shore is great is because they are funny, i've yet to see any of them be completely shitfaced, im not sure what the ginzo league of italians in N.J. were complaining about.
The only thing they should be embaressed about are the people who take pride in living in seaside heights and get K.Oed like bitches.
GO TO SLEEP!! They all remind me of college :D
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"One Punch!" -Ronnie 2, Townies 0
And yeah, vote Snooki, vote anyone BUT Stains.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
she'll be mine, O yes, she'll be mine
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Awwww!!! *Indian tear*
In related news, Roman Polanski just got his wings...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Provolone on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:36am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:35am.
*poke poke* ;p
Vote Snookie
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I did! But only becuz I fell in love with Ronnie. I broke my boycott for him! It's true love, I tellya. *sob!*
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:35am.
*poke poke* ;p
Vote Snookie
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"One Punch!" -Ronnie 2, Townies 0
*poke poke* ;p
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:31am.
Taylor has great hair though!!
thumb 5 bro, thumb 5
*puts on waynes world hat*
she'll be mine, O yes, she'll be mine
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"One Punch!" -Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Taylor has great hair though!!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:21am.
Sorry for the book title, if thats what you're making mention too.
Remember, Haiti was one of the most prosperous colonies. Its not a case of 'have not'. But more of corrupt leadership.
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"One Punch!" -Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:14am.
Well, it sounds like you understand! ;)
And I’m glad you have an interest in reading about world affairs.
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“Empty vessels make the most noise.”
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:14am.
Haiti isn't a complex issue. It really isn't.
America goes in, builds, leaves, Haitians destroy...rinse and repeat. America had 3 excursions into their country. Read about how the Haitian population murdered the guano harvesters : )
Though i don't always agree with him, I like what Chomsky says on Post-modernist/parisian intellectuals- Im paraphrasing "Why would I spend my time breaking down a sentence that can easily be explained to an 8 year old", I wish i could find the exact quote, nevertheless, keep it simple stupid.
Its not complicated.
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"One Punch!" -Ronnie 2, Townies 0
@Provolone: Maybe you should stop thinking in terms of black and white - consider the yin/yang symbol, in which white occupies black and vice versa - and start thinking in terms of "have" and "have not". It's not about race, it's about money.
In the way high upper echelons they are totally NOT bickering about what colour everybody is.
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 12:09am.
Thank you for bringing up an important point. Every disaster spawns new charity frauds. Earlier posts contain links to reputable organizations.
I'm not really discussing it - altho I always enjoy Provy's shit slinging to an extent. It's like poking a monkey - you know?;p It's just something I came across - I've been looking around and I've been worried about Haiti for a long, long time before this....and I've been lurking around here all day.... It IS a really complex issue and it would take a LOT more than a couple hundred words to really cover it, easily.
It's just something to consider. It's true - there are atrocious things happening all the time but we don't always care (I mean, I live in a country that allows people to beat baby seals to death so JLO can have awesome handbags but I don't cry about it every day). IF we did (could), we'd all go crazy. We pick and choose what to care about and when. As I said earlier - it's not so much that I expect this bitch to care: as always, I just want her to DO HER JOB! Which is to know about the issues on the tip of peoples' tongues and respond appropriately when approached.(which, btw, would definitely NOT be all that I just pasted IMO)
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
Ive been reading this in excerpts online, it was printed 100 years ago so the non P.C. nature of it might singe a bit...but like good medicine the truth stings
http://www.amazon.com/Where-Black-Rules-White-Journey/dp/0716518198/ref=...
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"One Punch!" -Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Be careful if you're going to donate money for Haiti
http://www.khou.com/news/local/FBI-Issues-Warning-on-Haiti-Donation-Frau...
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 11:40pm.
Hi angel_i,
I prefer not to discuss complex issues online. More often than not, it generates more heat than light. I hope you understand.
What does this bitch care about anyway? She's barely 18 or something right? And she looks like a blonde raccoon AND Courteney Love's long lost love-child with ____________! I don't expect people around her age to give a rat's ass about one of the poorest countries in the world anyway...I mean, really...
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."