Friday, January 15th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By James Gandolfini And His Vespa
James Gandolfini can make any inanimate object look like the Laurel to his Hardy. James did it with a Homer Simpson mask, and now he's done it again with a Vespa! Keep fucking that chicken, James!
Seriously, I never thought a Vespa is the funniest thing since Jan Crouch until I saw these pictures of Tony Soprano riding around on one in NYC yesterday. Do you think he keeps a human head in his Vespa's fanny pack. Or maybe a meatball sandwich? Or maybe a hammer to hit me in the knees with because I keep laughing at him with inanimate objects.
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...leaving music in a quiet thread on a rainy night.
Five for Fighting
Album: The Battle for Everything
Song: The Devil in the Wishing Well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faJf_EpisoM&feature=related
TEAM kloryidima eileenie -fishsticks- s&f -peaches- e.se. spicedong -stoney- m.e.- pleco-jack -triston -fishsticks- david letterman
-sugaroo -tits diamond dawg-little rascal-sweet babu-jazzfish-miss jane texas-loozer-smurfie!!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
alright official baby name (if it ever happens) would be about 30+ names long kloryidima eileenie -fishsticks- s&f -peaches- e.se. spicedong -stoney- m.e.- pleco-jack -triston -fishsticks- david letterman -sugaroo -tits diamond dawg-little rascal-sweet babu-jazzfish-miss jane texas-loozer-smurfie...i know there are a bunch more, of course mk would be listed...i'm having a brain freeze...and it would all end with the polish last name that ends in wicz don't hey all)
LMAFAO @ kloryidima!!!! That sounds like something penicillin worthy...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
LOL...can you throw an Eileenie in there, too?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
yes i will give my baby, if it ever happens a whoreific name like kloryidima koko kitten and then fill it in with the husband's polish last name i have yet (if ever) to take that has a million consonants, a few z's, w's,and almost no vowels...very hip baby chic for 2010...
Lory, well of course you will! I think KoKo should name the babeh Lory Dlisted Michael K _________last name. It just rolls off the tongue, no?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
@Eileenie
YAY!!!! A Dlisted baby!!! Named Lory to boot!!! I will drink, smoke and have sex in his/her honor!!!
:D
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Lory, Koko is trying for a babeh friend and I do believe she will name it after you.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
AW did I miss peaches?!?!? I need some vitamin PEACH!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
A Dlisted Public Service Announcement: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
Someone's having a baby? Will he/she be named after me?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Awwwwe, Koko! A babeh friend is the BEST thing you will ever do in life! I had my angel @ 23, never married, asshole never had anything to do with him and yet, having him is the best thing I've ever done(probably saved my life too, because my ass was wild). I am excited for you! Nothing better than a new babeh friend. Just make sure you are ready to give up EVERYTHING for the next 18 years.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 12:11am.
Good for you Koko! I always here you can't meet someone in a bar, and yet I have 2 different friends who've met their hubbys in bars and have been married over 20 years!
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people always say you can't meet someone in a bar...but i believe you can meet people anywhere (well not me)...i just happen to be socially awkward and was never ever good at dating, bars were my thing for a while. i've actually quit drinking (for awhile at least) because i am getting that urge i never thought i would EVER have for the baby friend...i give away too much here but i don't care...in my 20's i was all about doing whatever i wanted and partying (and trust i still love my cheap ass chardonnay--just not now) because that crazy urge hit me at 32...if it happens it happens i'm not that obsessed but i truly never believed in the bio clock ticking until it happened to me...sorry, rant (but not really)...i've got the crazy old cat lady gene too so it's cool.
*tongues Peaches*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 12:23am.
Hi, Peaches. Don't know you but sending kisses!
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thank you love !!!
so sweet , i have read your posts and you are super cool , i hope we can get to know each other better take care and have a great night !!!
much love !
nighty
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night crew !!!!!!!!
xoxxox
Hi, Peaches. Don't know you but sending kisses!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Hi, Peaches. Don't know you but sending kisses!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
KISSES TO LUXY , ESE , TITS OF COURSE , ANGEL , ERRRRRRRRRRRBODY !!!!
MUAAAAAAAAAH
XOXOXOX
SORRY FOR NOT POSTING AS OFTEN , SO MUCH WORK !!!
LOVE AND MISS ALL
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night crew !!!!!!!!
xoxxox
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 9:25am.
Slumming again TITS?
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uh oh
seriously
so pathetic , following tits from post to post , desperate much ??, glad tits never answers back , give it up .
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night crew !!!!!!!!
xoxxox
Good for you Koko! I always here you can't meet someone in a bar, and yet I have 2 different friends who've met their hubbys in bars and have been married over 20 years!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:54pm.
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i feel like i have been hearing so many animal abuse stories lately...i always cry. i made the mistake of watching animal planet the other day and i think it was "baltimore/houston/phoenix" something animal cops and (of course) there were a bunch of pit bulls chained up on short chains with no food or water and the biggest one had attacked all the others and so they brought them to the vet...and this one dog had so many wounds with MAGGOTS in them he had to be put to sleep, but he was wagging his tail the whole time the vet was examining him...bawled my eyes out. of course when they went back to the house with a warrant nobody who lived there "knew how the dogs got there"...GRRRR.
OMG, that made me think of another story I read in the paper. These Keystone Kops in a town nearby left their K-9's out in the vehicle in the summer, and, duh, they died.
CIJ, I figured it out after Koko's comment. I am a dumbass, what can I say! I spent many, many a day at places like that. My son was obsessed with reptiles!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Ugh. I hate snakes. They have a giant 6ft rattler there. The handler told us that some dumb fuck broke in and tried to steal it. The rattler bit him three times. Oh, and that reminds me of this local news story I read the other day entitled, "Man Bites Dog." Yeah, this drunk guy bit the K9 officer. All I could think was, what a pussy police dog.
Romantic comedy. I guess I'm just PMSing and esp annoyed tonight. CrazyinJapan, GROSS!!! Koko, Thanks for the advice ! You are right but now I'm all irked.
@fishsticksfan
also not that meeting a man is reason enough to go out (i'm not ball and chained like that) but i met my husband on of those days where i hated the world, hated everything and went to a total dive/unfortunatly hipsterish bar for "a few drinks" and went home with him thinking it was just a one night stand and well who knows where this story is going because we've only been together 4 yrs/married a little over 1...but have your fun any way you want it...fuck, grab a bottle and watch lifetime movies if it make you happy...i am so over caffeinated right now it's like i did coke (but i didn't)....
EM, you kid, right?
Hey y'all. What a day. I took my 5 yr old nephew to the nature center today. Lucky us, we got there just in time for the snake feedings. Precious Jewel watched the whole thing while I stared in a corner and tried not to gag. He had to give me a play-by-play: "OMG, the snake is eating the mouse's butt!"
@fishsticksfan
if you want to go out by all means go !!! don't resign yourself to a mudmask and a julia roberts movie yet...sometimes i used to get all depressed when stuff like that happened and it would end up really fun...but if you're not feeling it/not in the mood then don't force it...i don't know what time zone you live in...it's almost 9:00 here in CA so not late at all...
What's a romcom?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Maybe I will go out without her... My other friends just texted me saying they are leaving the party and going to go out dancing. sigh. I'm debating putting on a mud mask and curling up with a romcom.
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
Fishy, go out without her, girl!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:10pm.
a Craiglist ad only takes a minute... you're still figuring out how many "roses" it costs, aren't ya?!LOL!
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i seriously laughed maniacally at that one and the cat ran away from me....
Fishy, thanks! It will work itself out. We go thru this every few months. If we lived in the same state, we'd kill each other.
Roo, what kind of position are you looking for?
*mixes drink for ESE*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
off to unpack and pet(don't laugh... no innuendo either!!) the fuzzballs!
see ya all later!!
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:02pm.
that just made me think of a fried that i had in college...she would be blackout drunk by the time we left for a bar/party and either mysteriously take off to go home and pass out when you turned your back for a fraction of a second OR she'd leave with some dude/a boyfriend 20 minutes into the bar/party and she'd either go home with him or be fucking on the roof or in his car out front or something ...now she's way into AA bu she's still slutty as ever ( at least now she can remember all of it). she's still one of my really good friends...
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That's nice she has gotten help. But yeah, I actually have a lump in my throat right now from frustration.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:05pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:01pm.
@ Roo, how's the job search going?
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Still not doing anything about it. I are lazy.
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a Craiglist ad only takes a minute... you're still figuring out how many "roses" it costs, aren't ya?!LOL!
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:55pm.
@Fishy...sounds like my sister. We intentionally give her the wrong time for everything because she's notoriously late for everything. I am extremely impatient and it drives me carazy.
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I'm so sad!! It could have been fun but now I'm sitting here waiting for her ass. A half hour ago, she said she'd be here in 5 minutes. I just want to get up and leave but what if she comes?!!
What else is going on with you? Sorry about your boyfriend issue.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:01pm.
@ Roo, how's the job search going?
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Still not doing anything about it. I are lazy.
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:52pm.
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that just made me think of a fried that i had in college...she would be blackout drunk by the time we left for a bar/party and either mysteriously take off to go home and pass out when you turned your back for a fraction of a second OR she'd leave with some dude/a boyfriend 20 minutes into the bar/party and she'd either go home with him or be fucking on the roof or in his car out front or something ...now she's way into AA bu she's still slutty as ever ( at least now she can remember all of it). she's still one of my really good friends...
@ Roo, how's the job search going?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:55pm.
@ESE..TEAM SNOOKIE! I'm still a Jersey girl at heart!
*sifts through carry on luggage*.... i thought i brought you some aquanet... whare's my bike?!?!
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:56pm.
*deep fries secret chicken peen recipe for thread*
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ACHOO! Thkewth me.
Uh oh.
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
Submitted by ESE on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:54pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by ESE on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:39pm.
Welcome back, ESE!
*tosses ESE some of Eileenie's chicken peens*
thanky, thanky!!.... uuummm... you can keep the chicken peens!
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But it's her secret recipe! LOL!
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and i'm sure it's finger lickin' good... just not my fingers... or my lickin'!LOL!
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Chicken fingers, chicken peens, Eileenie does 'em all!
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
*deep fries secret chicken peen recipe for thread*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
@ESE..TEAM SNOOKIE! I'm still a Jersey girl at heart!
@Fishy...sounds like my sister. We intentionally give her the wrong time for everything because she's notoriously late for everything. I am extremely impatient and it drives me carazy.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by ESE on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:39pm.
Welcome back, ESE!
*tosses ESE some of Eileenie's chicken peens*
thanky, thanky!!.... uuummm... you can keep the chicken peens!
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But it's her secret recipe! LOL!
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and i'm sure it's finger lickin' good... just not my fingers... or my lickin'!LOL!
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:32pm.
Thanks, Fishy! How are you? Any good sexcapades to discuss?
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Hey! I WISH! I had so much fun telling that story, I'm tempted to fabricate shit!! LOL. Nah I'm sitting at home so BUMMED. My famously flakey friend sucked me into a fun night out, and I'm sitting here waiting for her ass. She SO much fun, IF you can get her to the party on time, you know what I mean? I should have just met her there, but she said NO, NO, LET'S GO TOGETHER, I HATE SHOWING UP ALONE and then she takes 5 hours to get ready. Bitch probably got trashed up while doing her hair and fucked her new boyfriend and passed out forgetting about me.
Submitted by ESE on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:45pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:39pm.
Welcome back, ESE!
*tosses ESE some of Eileenie's chicken peens*
thanky, thanky!!.... uuummm... you can keep the chicken peens!
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But it's her secret recipe! LOL!
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
so... have i missed anything?... i'm just happy to see snookie is losing!
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"It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"
ooops elleenie I answered you on the other post. She I move my ass here?
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal