Friday, January 15th 2010

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This female former A list singer who will permanently be a B because of her name came home the other day to find her celebrity boyfriend in bed (technically on a sofa, but what they were doing is usually found in the bedroom) with another guy. She didn't care though because our singer had a girl for herself who she had brought home. (CDAN)

Pleasepleaseplease let this be LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian. And pleasepleaseplease let the piece he making out with be LeAnn's gayfaced ex-husband.

This cute actress has been marketed as the next big thing, thanks to her role on a somewhat popular series, but she’ll have a hard time living up to the hype. What will do her in is not her acting – it’s her secret drug problem. She’s addicted to cocaine (it keeps her thin) and it’s ruining her reputation – she’s late for appointments, moody on the set, and looks worn out. Ironically, she’s often been compared looks-wise to a slightly older beautiful actress with the same problem. (Janet Charlton via Blind Gossip)

Any of those fetuses on Gossip Girl.

Which underage Hollywood actress’s perfect image is all show? She got so smashed at a recent L.A. party that she had to be carried out — after making out with a random guy and puking? (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

Demi Lovato? But it wasn't a random guy she was making out with. It was her ex-boyfriend Trace Cyrus, which would explain why she barfed afterwards

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StudLy GoLightLy's picture

#3 is Emma Roberts

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Sayonara's picture

Mila Kunis is the answer for #2. **allegedly**

You just lost one.. What a bum bum..

The Real Mean Girl's picture

I think Mila Kunis is a good guess for #2. She's in Esquire this month and this was in the article:

She can legitimately claim to be the young Angelina Jolie. A fifteen-year-old Kunis starred as the younger version of Gia, the heroin-addicted bisexual model, in HBO’s biopic. Jolie played Gia as an adult. Kunis’s parents didn’t quite know quite how lurid the movie was until it came out. “They were like, ‘What did we put you in?!’ They were as dumbfounded as I was.”

Celebitchy also said she looked tired and drawn on the red carpet for The Book of Eli. The only thing that throws me is the "role on a somewhat popular series". Unless the BI is talking about The Family Guy.

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Miami's picture

There is no way IMHO Panatroll is a drug addict. She is always running, and jumping, over and under bridges.

I don't think Jen Garner did a drug in her life. Not her either.

I like Annalynne McCord for the druggie. That has been the best guess so far.

warmislandsun's picture

Her nostril in that picture is giving me barf in the throat.

JennyBoom's picture

#2 is that Veronica Mars bitch..

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Aerialgreen's picture

Demi Lovato seems to be in most of MK's guesses for "young girl hollywood actress"...

Wonder if she is actually that fucked up, ah, the gossip at Disney studios must be so tits! no wonder they make all employees sign privacy/silence clauses.

#2 is Mila Kunis. TMZ just posted a pic of her next to Angelina Jolie to show comparison.

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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 5:52pm.

Is Janet Jackson married to that troll Jermaine Dupri? She gives me lezzie vibes.
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Yeff. 'Member how that midget even has her likeness tattooed on his side?

But I'm not so sure about Janet turning lez. Read an interview once where she confessed she liked 'em big.

'Course, things change. If I were married to Dupri, I'd sure as hell bat for the other team instead.

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pomegranate's picture

Do any of those underage Hollywood chicks have a "perfect image"?! I don't f*cking think so...the only one who I don't think is completely neurotic and messed up is little Dakota Fanning, so I guess I'll say her. Which would be tragic if true, but that place eats its young, so who knows?

For item 2, I immediately thought of Meghan Fox - the "series" being Transformers and the older actress she's compared to is Angelina Jolie.

What celebrity boyfriend does Whitney have?

And the key with the 2nd one is an actress who is compared to another older actress but also a big druggie?

But is anyone on that dumb fucking 90210 really considered an "IT" girl?

What celebrity boyfriend does Whitney have?

And the key with the 2nd one is an actress who is compared to another older actress but also a big druggie?

But is anyone on that dumb fucking 90210 really considered an "IT" girl?

What celebrity boyfriend does Whitney have?

And the key with the 2nd one is an actress who is compared to another older actress but also a big druggie?

But is anyone on that dumb fucking 90210 really considered an "IT" girl?

What celebrity boyfriend does Whitney have?

And the key with the 2nd one is an actress who is compared to another older actress but also a big druggie?

But is anyone on that dumb fucking 90210 really considered an "IT" girl?

What celebrity boyfriend does Whitney have?

And the key with the 2nd one is an actress who is compared to another older actress but also a big druggie?

But is anyone on that dumb fucking 90210 really considered an "IT" girl?

1. could be whitney houston and the B refers to Bobbi Brown -- her married name Brown

Cubanita's picture

#2 Amanda Seyfried

nunya_bizness's picture

None of the nuevo 90210 hos are being marketed as the next big thing. It is Blake Lively and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Stan Hooper's picture

How about the Spice Girl Geri who is dating a gay guy who dated George Michael.

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stolidog's picture

Number 1 is whitney.

moomarse's picture

1... Fergie & Josh...
2... that "troll" MK rants about, Hayden Panniterarium whateverthefuck....
3... see 1 and 2 above.... hahahahaha!!!

SMASHLEY's picture

For #2 I considered Mila Kunis and Angelina Jolie. Maybe?

zomay's picture

#1 Jennifer Hudson. Is she married to that guy?

MarkyMark7's picture

#1 Speidi - hahah! ("singer" hahahahah)
- or! -
Susan Boyle, heh

Suzy Farkis's picture

Someone guessed Madonna for #1. Madonna? B list? She'll be A list in her coffin!

MtlMama's picture

#1: Whitney Houston?

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broomhead's picture

#1: Jewel. Crap, nevermind, I thought it said "husband" not "boyfriend."

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Oooh! #2 is the chick who plays the town slut on Vampire Diaries and Tawny Kietan

Angeluz_4ever's picture

1.- Janet Jackson or Katie Perry?
2.-No, I think Number 2 is Mccord & Theron, they are always compared, on the other hand Annalyne is tiny, charlize is prettier, it fits.

3. This must be a Daveigh Chase but it says a clean image so I’m going with Ana Sophia Rob because if it was Lovato/Gomez or Cosgrove it would say something about Disney, Nickelodeon

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Submitted by Angeluz_4ever on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 6:10pm.
2. Is Annalynne Mccord and Charlize Theron

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Do you mean Item 1?

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Centaurious's picture

#2, Shanae Grimes and Jennifer Garner? I'd be hooked on coke, too, if I had to come home to Ben Affleck every night.
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Angeluz_forever, 2. Is Annalynne Mccord and Charlize Theron
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JcMaya's picture

#1 jesus luz and Madonna ... ???

Angeluz_4ever's picture

2. Is Annalynne Mccord and Charlize Theron

2. has to be Lea Michelle from Glee - she looks exactly like Idina Menzel duuuuuhhhhhhhhh

M.E.'s picture

Gwen and Gavin are married. #1 is not them.

tired of rumers startin's picture

I'm cracking myself up picturing #1 as Jessica Simpson & Billy Corgan!

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Submitted by Queef Richards on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 5:56pm.
1. The "because of her name" clue is odd. Who is B list because of their name and not their actions? Janet Jackson kind of makes sense because of her wacky family.

I think it means they could never get below "B" list cause they were so popular when they were "A" list.

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Queef Richards's picture

1. The "because of her name" clue is odd. Who is B list because of their name and not their actions? Janet Jackson kind of makes sense because of her wacky family.

2. Taylor Momsen. Everyone says she looks like Courtney Love. Possibly drugging it up like her too.

3. ??

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

1. Rihanna and Matt Kemp
2. Hayden Pantywaist
3. Selena Gomez

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

I don't know who LeAnn's piece is. I've seen him off and on crap shit for years but never gave him a second look until he started sticking his married peen in her married, sure-he's-straight-honey vageen.

Good looking men with questionable morals are a weakness of mine, though...

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Provolone's picture

I think Gwen is married.

Is Janet Jackson married to that troll Jermaine Dupri? She gives me lezzie vibes.

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@Mike, I think Gwen Stefani is now B list material. And it would make sense since Gavin loves a little dick every now and then.

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tsklala's picture

I LOVE MK's first guess.

mike's picture

I want to say Gwen Stefani for the first one, but the "permanently be a B" hint doesn't work. She's also married, I think.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Ah! I have been so jonesing for a Trace pic and/or news. I have no idea why.

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IF I WERE RIDING ON EDDIE'S DICK, I'D BE SWEATING LIKE FUCK THINKING ABOUT THE POSSIBLE DISEASES I'D CONTRACT.

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suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here