Dennis Hopper Somehow Found A Way To File For Divorce
Dennis Hopper filed for divorce from his wife of 14 years Victoria Hopper yesterday. Victoria is Dennis' fifth wife and they have a 6-year-old kid together. This would seem like your normal "We Hate Each Other Now" divorce story, but according to several reports, Dennis is laid up in a hospital and he isn't doing at all. Dennis was diagnosed with prostate cancer a few months ago, and a few sources say he's in his last days.
One of Dennis' friends tells the Huffington Post that he isn't there mentally due to the massive amounts of meds they have him on. But Dennis found a way to drop the big D on Victoria, because he wants to keep her hands off of his money. Dennis' friend went on to say, "It's truly a tragedy, and sadly its all about the money and who inherits what. This is about getting Victoria out of the will, nothing more, nothing less."
I get all my legal advice from Craigslist, so I'm sure I have no idea what I'm farting about (as usual). But wouldn't it be easier if a lawyer-type just took a Sharpie to Victoria's name on Dennis' will and added the note "bitch don't get shit"?
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Actually, JulesinSD, Hopper is a conservative. The more you know.
Is it an Easy Ride now Den?
A bitter democrat liberal with a legendary history of spewing hate and making one sick film after the other.
Maybe him and George Carlin can yuk it up in HELL - cause that's where he's going!
"But wouldn't it be easier if a lawyer-type just took a Sharpie to Victoria's name on Dennis' will and added the note "bitch don't get shit"?"
i don't think that it's that simple - if you're family you have a legal right to get anything - whether you're named in the will or not.
though it's kind of weird that he divorces cause he doesn't want his wife to get anything - if he hates her so much, why haven't he divorced a little earlier? huh. guess none of my business - get well, hopper.
What a wierdo!!
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Her nose looks like it has prostate cancer.
OK, that's out of my system. I hope Dennis gets well. He was always fun to watch.
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What the fuck is up with old men with money and the women who marry them? Why is old, sick geezer Dennis Hopper having young children at his age? It's a free country, but damn.
By the way, this will be George Clooney when he finally settle down at 65.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 11:31pm.
... and he is too full of drugs to realize.
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Which is the defense her attorney will use if he/she is smart.
I don't know....was she really expecting a big payout from him? I mean, YOU'RE WIFE NUMBER FIVE for chrissakes. There's your first clue. He's a seasoned pro at divorce settlements by now.
What a colossal fuckwad. He deserves an agonizingly slow, excruciatingly painful and exorbitantly expensive death. So there, Dennis Hopper!
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fuck that shit she better not sign those paper. she had to fuck his old ugly ass for 12 years she better hold out he'll croak soon
Man, she must not know how to give good fucky sucky for him to be that big a meanie even while in his alleged death bed. Bitch should have hired a gay to teach her how to suck the chrome off of his wilted pipe. Oh,then he would paid her and paid her well!
poor dennis
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aw man I LOVE DENNIS HOPPER. that sexy voice, those eyes.... le sigh.
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She looks about half his age...poor Dennis...
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What a mean old pepaw!
_Ups, in CA is the same thing, you have to divorce before you die otherwise, she gets a big percentage. Unfortunately, if he is on his death bed (for many reasons this is unfortunate to me) but even more because this woman has been with him for a long time. I hope the rest of his family is not pulling a Jay Leno (I was here before her) and he is too full of drugs to realize. Then again, I do not live their relationship.... ___________________________________________
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This seems like hogwash to me, but maybe it is true, (mostly I hope it is hogwash cause I do not want him to die soon or at any time). If he was married in NY and or is a residnet , the only laws I remember right this moment, however, it will make sense. Even if his will disinherited his legal wife, the law here provides that the spouse can override it and get the greater of 50k or 1/3 of the estate. Looks like he is trying to protect 1/3 of his fortune, but since she did spend 14 years with him, I hope he comes to his senses....
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that girls dress is cheap as hell
i honestly thought he was dead.
In NY, you cannot disinherit your hubby/wife (without jumping through double-helix crazy hoops, so divorce or murder would be easier). No matter what your will says, your surviving spouse has "right of election" to claim a big chunk of your estate. Reason to live.
Maybe CA estate law is similar?
they have the same nose
Dude, why do you think she spent the last 14 years with your sagging ass? Give the whore her fucking IRA already!
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whatever i think he is hot
I guess Dennis is not very Hoppy *sorry* with Victoria. Sometimes when you're facing near death you see things a little differently...hope you get better.
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14 years is a LONG ass time for a Hollywood marriage and they have a sweet child together. Get better HOP!! Sad story. She doesn't deserve to get nothing.
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People with noses like hers are always dangerously sociopathic. It's a good move on his part.
But I would prefer if he just got better.
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The Hop has a small, pencil dick. She should get paid just for staying with his nasty ass and small pecker.
If you want sympathy for the worthless fucker, try the dictionary. It's between shit and syphilis.
His actions are heinous. Die with some dignity and class, Hoppie!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 9:24pm.
I met him, he was nice and charming.
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I said the same of O.J. back in '87..."Charming" is your first clue of the classic psycohpath...not saying he is, but pretty much saying he's close...Ditto his buddy (and child rapist defender#1 Jack Nicholson...I'll bet Roman, Jack and Dennis would have just loved and adored hearing all about O.J.'s highjinx until the cut the heads off of two people....
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 9:24pm.
I met him, he was nice and charming.
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that's how I'd like to remember him....
I wouldn't be surprised if one of his family members is pulling an Astor here and taking advantage of his mental state in order to get her out of the picture and manipulate the will. Little do they know it's not going to work very well.
Geez, 14 years of marriage is a commitment, not just a fling. What do they expect? She's not going to get a dime?
I met him, he was nice and charming.
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How long does it take to get a divorce in California if he just filed and he's in his last days? In Arizona it takes three months and we're also a community property state.
What I'm saying is that he can't get it in mere days, right? It doesn't make any sense. Strong drugs to weird things to people.
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If he's non-compos mentis, the divorce won't go through. And even in Cali, a divorce involving a minor can't be speedy. At any rate, I've never liked Dennis Hopper and this just intensifies his asshattery, in my opinion.
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wtf/// he's all fucked up on narcotics it will never hold up in court. what a weirdo
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Where did he find her, in a fairy tale?
She looks like one of Cinderella's stepsisters. Shit.
Gotta be Eddie and LeAnn.
If there's a sex tape of Eddie and Dean or either of them with another guy I want to see it and I want to see it now!
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Maybe he caught he hovering over his hospital bed with a pillow when she thought he was sleeping?
I heard once he had a home- walled in - in COMPTON of all places... and that he was 'cool' with the gangbangers who lived there- they left him alone and vice versa. If that's true it explains his brand of crazy. No idea if it's bullshit or not but it was interesting.
Hmmmm, maybe he is protecting her and the kid by letting her have half in the divorce. Whereas when he is gone, the rest of the heirs can pilfer their monies from his half. I know, optimistic but perhaps he's got some real evil with the other chitlins.
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I don't understand why people think he's so great? Is it because he use to do a whole lot of drugs and star in crappy films?
I understand its his money to do with as he likes, just as long as he provides for his six year old who cares?
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Submitted by You Knew Who on Fri, 01/15/2010 - 8:02pm.
Even if the divorce does go thru, the bitch can tie up the estate for years contesting the will. Even with a divorce, as his wife of 14 years, she will still be entitled to HALF of whatever money he earned during the time they were married and again she could tie up the divorce case for two lifetimes. Dennis Hooper is a very wealthy man.
As MK would say something in the milk ain't clean!
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I was gonna say all he ensured is a NASTY probate battle by doing this. He shoulda just changed his will and left her less with his kid provided for, left the bulk to charity, etc. By cutting her out, he's creating more drama and heartache for EVERYONE involved than anything else.
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It's really sad that at the end of your days, what you are most concerned with, is who gets the money that you cannot spend.
W..T..F..? Oh wifey aint gonna play that!
Come on, 14 years together, she'll get something. Perhaps that's all he wants her to have is just a certain amount rather than all.
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Dennis Hopper
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Even if the divorce does go thru, the bitch can tie up the estate for years contesting the will. Even with a divorce, as his wife of 14 years, she will still be entitled to HALF of whatever money he earned during the time they were married and again she could tie up the divorce case for two lifetimes. Dennis Hooper is a very wealthy man.
As MK would say something in the milk ain't clean!
I guess he feels his six year old child can go out and get a job?
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Who knows... maybe they thought he was unconscious, yet he woke out of the haze to spot her shagging his doctor right in the room in the next hospital bed? That's the story I'm going with.
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Oh, and was he like, mad, because she was with him for the money?
What was he with her for? Her intellectual conversation?
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Well, I hope he has a few remissions because what about the other 4 wives?
Seriously, who cares who gets the fucking money after you're dead and egotistical bastards like Dennis Hopper never have updated wills, they think they're never gonna die.
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The kid will get some $ anyway.