Hot Slut Of The Day!
No, John Leguizamo has not been giving his ass cheek a roid cocktail in the middle of the night. This is "Markus" (his peen peddling name), America's first ever legal prostitution whore!
Starting last week, Markus is selling his dick game for $200 for 40 minutes at Nevada's Shady Lane Ranch brothel. Details spent a little time with Markus to talk about why he decided to put his wang up for sale. Markus considers himself a true artiste (PAGING LADY CACA!!), and would rather be called a "surrogate lover" than a whore. Also, Markus isn't offering his no-no to dudes, because although he has nothing against gays (cue the band!), he would be disrespecting the art if he went gay-for-pay.
Details should ask Markus about the gay thing again in a week when only crickets show up to his peen auction. I have a feeling they'll find a clearance sticker one of his ass lips.
And lastly, I leave you with this quote from Markus. It's true. Markus is the Rosa Parks of male whores. Keep your hand near the alarm, because you might need to ring it:
"It's just the same as when Rosa Parks decided to sit at the front (of the bus) instead of the back. She was proclaiming her rights as a disadvantaged, African-American older woman. And I'm doing the same...This actually isn't about selling my body. This is about changing social norms."
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Bwahahahaha... crickets. That was good. I don't um... I don't think women pay for sex? Maybe if someone we daydream about and fantasize about was selling - like Clooney or Depp or that asshat from Twilight - but I don't think women are wired like men where we just want to go pay some guy to fuck us. That would be like paying McDonald's to eat my Big Mac for me. When women want anonymous sex, they go to bars and men buy them drinks.. IMO
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 11:30am.
The only women that will pay for sex are the ones who are too unattractive that even the most unattractive men won't fuck them.
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I'm rather unattractive, and I wouldn't hit that if he offered to pay my rent.
Well, that all makes sense. He looks like the retarded dishwasher in elementary school who I let fuck me in 6th grade.
steroids or hemorrhoids?
either one gives you roid rage...
but together they make you
a monster
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
He looks like Taylor Lautner's father.
If he was in prison.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
This loser couldn't pay ME to fuck him.
And I ain't no great shakes.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by sushi on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 11:30am.
The only women that will pay for sex are the ones who are too unattractive that even the most unattractive men won't fuck them.
His market will probably be handicapped/obese/or old women.
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I'm obese and I still wouldn't hit that
O - I'd have sex with that guy if he paid me.
I always wondered about that...how do you get started?! I'm SO missing some weird gene that hookers have....
When is the first time you realize you can say: "Sure, you can touch my boobies...if you pay me"...?
I mean - I have TWO natural responses to that idea, depending, and only two:
1. EW! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU PIG!...and
2. Sure...if you let me touch YOUR boobies too:)
(works for both men and women:)
That's it. I don't get all that in between stuff.
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I am not being dramatic when I say that I wouldn't have sex with him if HE (or anyone) paid *ME.* I cannot think of any dollar amount that would make fucking that ape worth it! Ewwww.
I wouldn't pay $2 for that let alone $200. I can do better than that on Craigslist for free! That aside, the Rosa Parks thing is really a ***stretch*** and an utter insult to Ms. Parks. She's probably rolling over in her grave right about now.
The only women that will pay for sex are the ones who are too unattractive that even the most unattractive men won't fuck them.
His market will probably be handicapped/obese/or old women.
And once that fails, homeboy will be like some of those gay pornstars who pretend they aren't gay even though they are fucking some guy in the ass.
He looks about 5' tall. And NO, I sure wouldn't hit it!
Fish don't pay for sex.
They are too cheap and they think they are too hot.
what's the opposite of t-rex arms?
how dare this overroided mouth breather compare himself to rosa parks...and ewwww...what woman would pay for anything from this stumpy dude?
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what you gonna do? tell mom and dad I put your dick sucking list on facebook?” – "i love facebook like you love cock..."
What woman (or man?) will pay $200 dollars to have sex with a retarded-looking doof? If a woman wants sex, she doesn't have to pay for it. She can just go to a bar and get it for free.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I am still on the fence with this one. I just don't think it will be women wanting to hit that. He'll have a price for the peen soon enough.
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I am surprise he doesn't want to be called a sex technician
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slap me silly and call me Sally...
A few years back I read or heard about some Australian prostitute guy who does house calls with basically a tool box filled with sex toys. No job too small kind of guy.
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FIST PUMP!!
Ahhaha mike!
I know, it's probably only like five seats back, right?
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FIST PUMP!!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 7:01pm.
I admire his noble aspirations but unlike Rosa Parks, he *should* be sitting at the back of the bus.
That's really not so bad when you're riding the short bus.
Why so stumpy Marcus?
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Vote Stains, you bitches!
Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 7:10pm.
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Wow! Are you serious? But who would buy a giant Italian penis loaf? *looking round for Slitty*
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The bells of St Thomas church in the town are ringing eight. I am as late as the rabbit in Lewis Carroll~Sebastian Barry
He kinda looks like a 17 y/o Eddie Munster after his first round of steroids...SESSAY!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@ joe shmoe
LMAO, that's a loaf of Italian bread from yesterday's Caption This Contest on Schlong's avie!
Submitted by Schlong on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 6:56pm.
That expression! Is he trying to shit in his shorts
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*transfixed by your avie* *unable to form coherent sentence*
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The bells of St Thomas church in the town are ringing eight. I am as late as the rabbit in Lewis Carroll~Sebastian Barry
I admire his noble aspirations but unlike Rosa Parks, he *should* be sitting at the back of the bus.
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The bells of St Thomas church in the town are ringing eight. I am as late as the rabbit in Lewis Carroll~Sebastian Barry
That expression! Is he trying to shit in his shorts?
Is he sportin' a woody?
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"Intercourse with a horse"
by Catherine The Great
(Sybil's bedtime reading)
How tall is this dude? He looks all of 5'6" to me...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
$200 to sleep with someone who needs a bag permanently placed over his head - no gracias.
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He doesn't want to be called a whore yet he sells sit & spin rides on his pee pee for $40 a pop?
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
he looks he's trying so hard just to form a single thoughtin his head or to get one synapx (sp?) firing....
I'm sorry but he looks like he leaves skid marks in his underwear on a regular basis.
And what's with the stupid board shorts?
What the fucking fuck? Hefty trash bag gauchos pulled so far up his ass in the back, pitching a tent in the front, and I guess he has a dildo in his pocket? Fucking hell.
He looks weird:)
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Hollywood Gossips
I was not aware that a woman ever had to pay. Wait, didn't they make a movie about that called "Midnight Cowboy"?
I can totally picture this guy dancing to "Goodbye Horses" and asking himself "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me too!"
Bitch better be admit that he won't be gay for pay because he already lets guys poke his no-no for free...
There's no way any girl can't hook up with better looking guys that don't look like they're the missing link, and even get free drinks while they're at it.
TTFN
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 2:29pm.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 1:06pm.
he is right about not wanting to go gay for pay, because older rich queens who like to purchase dick have far more attractive options and he would have no chance competing in that market. Same also goes for rich older women who pay for escorts (yes it does happen!) but that involves sophisticated companionship with impeccable-looking young men, not just sex per se...why would they go to a ranch in the middle of a desert to pay for some stumpy butterface with bad teeth? he was probably sucking dick and peddling his ass to desperate low-income men in back allies by the time this interview was published.
oh and Pleco, not to be a pain, but the Mona Lisa was painted by DaVinci not Michelangelo :-)
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jaysusss
last night provie and angle where discussing snooki and chompsky now this?
(hold head)
I think I'm going to have a psychotic break!
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Wow, you mean that hasn't already happened?
Looks like he's slightly retarded. You can get much better for free.
nah, sorry, i'll pass. though the idea of male prostitutes is a nice one - i'd rather hit the don juans, not the apes. and apes who think they're nerds are a turn off.
It was all good and dandy..especially when he decided that he was gonna put his foot down and not be gay-for-pay (I can respect that), but the bitch had to fuck it up and tell us that he is the Rosa Parks of prostitution...oh dumb dumb...just unzip it and leave the talking to me.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 4:48pm.
Prostitution: So easy a caveman can do it.
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Wouldn't it be harder for a man? Cor, I said 'hard'.
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The bells of St Thomas church in the town are ringing eight. I am as late as the rabbit in Lewis Carroll~Sebastian Barry
From the article: "My sphincter isn't for sale."
That should be the quote of the decade.
Seriously. This guy looks like he'd be distracted by shiny things. Does he even know what sex is?
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception- Groucho Marx
Prostitution: So easy a caveman can do it.
little_rascal,
I was agreeing with Pleco and making a joke at the same time.
fuck you guys, i think he is hot lookin LOL!
would NOT pay for it though.
cant imagine the beast scrags that would
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Ugh, is he pitching a tent in his bloomers? I bet it's a pup tent.
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The bad seafood that I ordered at an upscale restaurant that caused me to throw up all night long still seems like a better bargain than this asswipe.
What woman couldn't get a free shag in vegas? The walls are crawling with horny men - of every type for every type.
And this guy is butt ugly. At least this is giving his pimp some publicity.