Mery Streep & Sandy Bullock: Leeeeeez Be Friends Forever!
Leading up to the Oscars, there's ten million award shows where hos slip into something sparkly, spray their wet parts with perfume and make sure their titties sit up real nice. And I'm just talking about the dudes. Anyway, last night the hos of Hollywood wore their prom best for the Critics Choice Awards, which honors blah blah in blah blah for blah blah.
When Bradley Cooper opened the envelope to announce the winner of Best Actress in a Film, he declared that it was a TIE! Sandy Bullock (for The Blind Side) and Meryl Streep (for Julie & Julia) both won. Sandy must have left her chola attitude in George Lopez's green room, because if she still had it with her, she would've taken a razor out of her hair and cut Meryl.
Instead, Sandy and Meryl kissed like the Simpson family on Christmas morning. Well, almost like the Simpson family. Sandy didn't use tongue. Sandy doesn't even kiss her husband with tongue before the sun sets, so it's not surprising that she didn't French on Meryl.
Here's hoping that Sandy and Meryl have started a trend. At this Sunday's Golden Globes, I'm crossing my ass lips that George Clooney and Colin Firth tie for Best Actor. And if they do, they better take those panties off and touch tongues! It's the new way. Hell, I'd even settle for Morgan Freeman and Jeff Bridges.
Below is the clip of Meryl and Sandy's G-rated lezzie lip-lock.
And here's some pictures of hos from last night's show including: Tom Ford, Julianne Moore, John Cho, Zachary Quinto, an escaped grizzly bear from the zoo, Emily Blunt, Sandy B, Kristin Chenoweth, Marion Cotillard, Purdy Zac Efron, Morgan Freeman with his ladyfreeend, Heather Graham, some virgin, Edward Gayhands, Heather Mills' voodoo doll, Mo'Nique with her piece, Carey Mulligan, Zoe Saldana and Gabourey Sidibe.
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Never mind Giants stadium, we better start looking for Jimmy Hoffa under A. Lamberts foundation!
Oh please. These contrived kisses are passé!
"why if you are born pretty or whatever you have to ruin it , i am looking at you nicole kidman , she was fucking stunning in that movie about a boat and a killer , okay don't judge my memory is not that"
Peaches80 - 'Dead Calm'! That movie kicked ass.
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I don't know why that picture makes me puke; I've seen two women kissing before and never got that reaction, but this one....ugh *shudders*
by the way I would love me some Zach Effron, that's one handsome young man, HAWT it's what it is.
@Plecostomus
I'm sure she's really worried... What with their OUTSTANDING musical productions, I'm sure they are poised to TAKE OVER THE AIRWAVES!
It's not like it's going to affect her sales any though...
I mean, don't those people only buy music you have to order from infomercials that are on at 3am, all about Jezzusisis unconditional LURVE for everyone (that only has vanilla missionary sex with their hetero-spouse, that is)... You know, I'm a little creeped by how interested in my sex life this 'Jezuz' guy seems to be, it kinda makes him seem like a perv.
Submitted by ravynskye on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 11:37am.
And poor Adam Lambert had to sit there and KNOW that these bitches wouldn't have ANY backlash from their homo kiss,
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okay not a rant , just thinking aloud but why all this celebrities look worst and worst , i mean heidi montag having so many surgeries at 23 , I MEAN 23 SERIOUSLY , i am 28 and i would not consider doing anything yet nor any ethical doctor would allow me to do anything !!!!!!!!
heather graham is way too skinny and i think she is on something or maybe had too much botox , not normal , she was pretty and she was ok with johnny deep in that ripper movie
sandra bullock looks hot , i think she hasn't done so much to her face ,so she looks her age and normal . but really nice and stuff
why if you are born pretty or whatever you have to ruin it , i am looking at you nicole kidman , she was fucking stunning in that movie about a boat and a killer , okay don't judge my memory is not that !!!!!!
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And poor Adam Lambert had to sit there and KNOW that these bitches wouldn't have ANY backlash from their homo kiss, and he had to put up with tons of BS for his.
No, there aren't any double standards AT ALL.
*Rolls eyes*
Yeah. yeah yeah this is as scandalous as seeing the two Tri Delts making out in sports bar to get free shots from horny frat guys.
Congrats to Monique for getting a fine looking man. Not bad big mama.
What happened to Zoe Saldana? She looks older and tired here- laugh lines are so deep. Did she lose more weight? She was gorgeous I saw her in some movie a few years ago. She looks like a shadow of herself now.
And Heather Graham scares me. Someone here mentioned they knew a person who worked on set with her and she really is nuts. I mean she always had those crazy unblinking giant eyes but she looks like she'd cut paper dolls for DAYS if you know what I mean.
I think even with their dabbling in botox, Graham and Bullock look great. However, they are about 5 years away from cheek implants which will ruin their looks forever.
The one thing I think everyone who botoxes the forehead should do is cut their bangs. Nothing worse than actually seeing a botoxed forehead. It always looks too waxen.
And did Zac Efron forget to curl his eyelashes? Or is the little bitch trying not to look Queenish? Never understood his appeal.
I love Heather Graham. Botox or no...her face was getting a little TOO expressive anyway, nawmsayin'?
But I would have figured her for a mini-lift - I think it's a better choice.
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OMG, there was a grizzly bear just like that one in my bed this morning! I wonder if they escaped from the same zoo?
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I dunno why people are making a fuss about it. It lasted like half a second.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 7:21am.
An actor who cannot frown is like a sprinter who cannot run.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 6:00am.
Botox is a poison that paralyses facial muscles.
An actor must be able to run the whole gambit of human expression. They cannot do this if they are pumping their brow full of botox.
An actor who cannot frown is like a sprinter who cannot run.
The whores who care more about their looks than their craft are not actors. They are glorified clothes horses.
Still, you wont find many actors in Hollywood. Great actors are actually careful not to become too involved with themselves because they need to be able to dissolve the self-concept completely when they take on the role of another.
Hollywood worships in the Cult of the Self. When you watch Angie 'Heroin' Jolie, you are always watching Angelina Jolie pretending to be somebody else.
When you watch Sigourney Weaver, you only see the character.
Big difference, and one reason why Angie HOlie is a dog.
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My thoughts: Tom Ford is so handsome. Apparently his movie is great and I am surprised that he's allegedly a good director, happy for him. Julianne Moore looks terrible in the 80s redux faux peplum dress. She needs to do knee-length or longer. Her legs/knees look OLD. The guy from White Castle and Zachary Quinto look good albeit contrived. Jason Bateman needs to shave. Emily Blunt......she looks a bit like Olive Oyl doesn't she? It's the nose and that guppy mouth. Sandra Bullock looks good and her legs a great. Kristin Chenoweth looks old and too thin. Marion Cotillard - LOVE. Zack Efron - miserable, I feel badly for him because there's supposedly a good actor in there somewhere. Morgan Freeman and "companion". Do not buy. This is to cover up the unspeakable OTHER relationship. Heather Graham - this woman defies the aging process. I hate the color orange. Nick Jonas looks like a freakin toddler invited to sit at the grown ups table at Thanksgiving. Fool. I want Adam Lambert to beat him up. Adam is so handsome but needs a peel for that skin. I don't like the Beatles - respect, but I am an Elvis person. Respect Paul McCartney but not even with the lights OUT. Sorry. Mo'Nique looks good but be prepared for a loose cannon on future red carpets. That goes for that sleazy looking husband too. I don't understand Carey Mulligan comparisons to Audrey Hepburn. Not the same league. Zoe Saldana - my favorite outfit. They need to soften her features. Gabourey - someone needs to put her in something other than evening sandals/peeptoe pumps (PAINFUL) and come on, there wasn't a dress more flattering available?
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 9:04pm.
...i don't have anything against her personally but she could have clint eastwood or hell even method man or frank the entertainer direct her having diahrrea for two hours straight just sitting on the toilet and she would get nominated for her "brilliant" performance.
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You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
What is wrong about actors getting Botox? Dont understand why people diss 'em for it. I clean my tools (no dick jokes) for my work so they're not wrinkly and rusty and with Hi-Def out the actors (older ones) have to look their best or they dont work. Correctamundo?
Also whoever dissed stunning Heather Graham and my lil lover Kristin Chenoweth this is for you...
YOU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :o)
Colin Firth will always be Darcy to me. Swooooooon.
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And whoever the pixie-haired girl in the long black dress is: Your bag doesn't match the dress!!!!! Arrghh!
Efron looks crap, but I have to say, Adam Lame-bert's hair is pretty cool! Like it!
Macca looks like he face is imploding!
--thanks awfully--
I see that Heather Graham and Julianne Moore have joined the ranks of the Botox heads. Bullock crossed over earlier. What a waste of nice facial features.
yes i've already said this, i think heather graham is hot as fuck (besides her salmon colored toga) for being 40 IN A WEEK...and tom ford , yes he is still hot to me (he may be an asshole, create just ok designs) but i find him profoundly attractive...and he seems like (again being ignorant of "who he really is"--like any of us know) he appreciates a woman's figure/design/whatever when he is "creating" his whatever fashion...i love him and julianne moore together as a CONCEPT...i still have to see the movie...but i've always been attracted to gayish/feminine straight men (MINUS GLAMBERACEand anyone else from IDOL) so i'm just spouting bs nonsense here...
Ew, Glamerace needs a pore strip--STAT!! Make that a whole box!
Ew, Glamerace needs a pore strip--STAT!! Make that a whole box!
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:54pm.
Tom Ford looks like the most boring fuck ever. One gets the feeling he'd jump out of bed just when it might be geting hot to rearrange the sex products on the nightstand for "maximum visual impact".
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"One" gets the feeling that says more about what your offering...
some observations:
peepaw McCartney has forgotten to put his toofs back in
Freeman must ahve been shopping at a Jackson estate sale
who's is the gaping maw in the white dress?
Saldina is my flavour of the month
I's is too skeered to click on last thumbnail
fukkin run, it's Sylar! scary cnut
I think Heather looks pretty good except for the scoliosis pose.
did anyone guess heather graham for the blind item a week or so ago? the one with the former "next big thing" girl who is turning tricks for a big producer who is through with her?
cause it looks like roller girl isn't doing so hot.
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By the way, I'm crazy about Colin Firth!
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:54pm.
Tom Ford looks like the most boring fuck ever. One gets the feeling he'd jump out of bed just when it might be geting hot to rearrange the sex products on the nightstand for "maximum visual impact".
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i see him more as the christian bale "patrick bateman" character filming himself, hi-fiving himself in the mirror while fixing his hair and saying "your name is maxwell--you are only to respond to that name" and then forcing a trick to take a bath just like in american pyscho...
same sex kissing is getting so passe. that is score one for civilization.
still I so totally agree, haha:
Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 9:04pm.
i'm sorry i am SO sick of meryl being nominated for any and everything she does...i don't have anything against her personally but she could have clint eastwood or hell even method man or frank the entertainer direct her having diahrrea for two hours straight just sitting on the toilet and she would get nominated for her "brilliant" performance.
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:34pm.
I seem to always be on a different page because I think Tom Ford is FOUL. He's a few plastic surgeries away from dating Liza Minelli, he designs and puts out the most pathetic advertising to sell to the LCD, and recently I heard an interview with him on NPR where he was so cagey and dishonest and arrogant that I ended up disliking him even more. I will go see "A Single Man" though, and maybe decide he is a decent director. Who knows. But attractive-wise, I think he is gross.
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Fairly sure we're on the same exact page here! Although, I will see "A Single Man," because it's starring the one dude who appears in my dreams more than any other, Colin Firth. (Don't ask me why, I've never been hot for him, but he averages a few dreams every month for me???). Either way, Tom F. is just a step above a slimy gayelle swamp creature, IMO.
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Tom Ford looks like the most boring fuck ever. One gets the feeling he'd jump out of bed just when it might be geting hot to rearrange the sex products on the nightstand for "maximum visual impact".
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
also...did heather graham and julianne moore go to jo-anne fabrics (don't know if it's a national chain...but it's your basic fabric store) and buy a bolt (or whatever it's called) of the cheapest salmon colored silk material and do a project runway type challenge for their dresses?
When the fuck is Zac Efron gonna come out of the closet. It must be getting lonely in there
Julianne Moore's dress is horrible, very ill-fitting, and looks like it belongs on a clearance rack at Marshall's.
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:34pm.
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i barely know anything about him except when he talks shit about other designers and there was that big vanity fair controversy where he either shot or directed the photo shoot where all the actresses (scarjo, maybe natalie portman) were naked except him...i can definetly imagine him being arrogant and dislikable, but ignorance is bliss and i don't really want to hear him talk, looking is just fine for me...although i do want to see if "a single man" is really good or hyped...
Submitted by DWF on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:03pm.
I don't know if anyone has seen clips of Gabby Sidibe on any talk shows, but she is hilarious! I love her and haven't even seen Precious. She's an example of having complete confidence in yourself even though you pretty much know you're going to get shite for your size.
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so right, dwf. i am lucky to know a few large women like that. so full of confidence and charm - always got a man (an adoring man, okay?) and can get their gas pumped in a self-service station by an attendant who is HAPPY to do it.
head always held high.
must be something inside, like your mama always said.
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I seem to always be on a different page because I think Tom Ford is FOUL. He's a few plastic surgeries away from dating Liza Minelli, he designs and puts out the most pathetic advertising to sell to the LCD, and recently I heard an interview with him on NPR where he was so cagey and dishonest and arrogant that I ended up disliking him even more. I will go see "A Single Man" though, and maybe decide he is a decent director. Who knows. But attractive-wise, I think he is gross.
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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 11:09pm.
Tom Ford is so fucking fine. I don't care if he's gay, I still want to sit on his face.
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tom ford is one of the most beautiful male species...and he doesn't really fit my "type" (i guess i usually went for the broke, asshole, losers who spent all their money on tattoos and jack daniels ike hipster idiots)...but seriously he is GORGEOUS. he's been with his ummm not so attractive boyfriend for 20 yrs which makes him even finer to me...i could write an essay on his hotness!!!!
Tom Ford is so fucking fine. I don't care if he's gay, I still want to sit on his face.
WTF is Morgan Freeman wearing on his hand in the photo?
*goes and rummages around for snacks and booze*
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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Sat, 01/16/2010 - 10:32pm.
Thanks, Fishy! How are you? Any good sexcapades to discuss?
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Hey! I WISH! I had so much fun telling that story, I'm tempted to fabricate shit!! LOL. Nah I'm sitting at home so BUMMED. My famously flakey friend sucked me into a fun night out, and I'm sitting here waiting for her ass. She SO much fun, IF you can get her to the party on time, you know what I mean? I should have just met her there, but she said NO, NO, LET'S GO TOGETHER, I HATE SHOWING UP ALONE and then she takes 5 hours to get ready. Bitch probably got trashed up while doing her hair and fucked her new boyfriend and passed out forgetting about me.