Is Pope Eggs Benedict a Fag?

Pope Eggs Benedict thinks being gay is a sin and wants nothing to do with it. The funny thing is may be one of us. Fabino Canino is an openly gay TV host in Italy and believes Eggs is gay.

He said, "Everybody knows he is gay, and his boyfriend is his private secretary, [Monsignor Georg Gänswein]."

Ganswein is blonde and hot and apparently the newest piece of ass on the Vatican scene. Eggs love of Prada has also raised some gay eyebrows. The President of the Catholics calls it baloney, he said, "So the Pope is gay because he got his shoes at Prada and likes to shop. Yup, that seals it. But does this mean that if we find out that Rosie [O'Donnell] gets her shoes at ­Buster Brown and loathes shopping, that she's really a closet breeder?"

I'd hit it! If I eff the pope does that mean I have a VIP seat in heaven? Wait, or in hell?

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