Kat Von D's Face Is Different
At last night's Art of Elyslum's charity gala in Los Angeles, Kat Von D crawled onto the red carpet looking like a mini-mall plastic surgeon gave her the "Prostitution Whore Special" in the face. Seriously, if you put a merkin over forehead, squint eyes and then flip your table, your computer will end up on the floor. But before it does, you'll briefly see Danielle from the Real Housewives of New Jersey staring back at you instead of Kat Von D.
Kat's eyebrows look like they fell in love with her hairline at first sight and are heading north to be with it. Bitch has "I Can Haz" face.
Here's more hos who put on their artfag face last night including: MiserAlba, Rachel Bilson, Kate Bosworth, Brenda Walsh, FrankenLiza, one of those Olsen trolls, Sookeh with Beeehl, Katy Perry with Russell Brand, Dita Von Teese and Tater Head.
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Stephen Moyer looks good, but I'm a little concerned about his hairline. Did he back comb it to fill in the gaps?
Parissucks.. you have a point I just thought this time would be different.. wait.. there he is!
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Oh - and Bug Eyes Perry and her creepy boyfriend are ICK.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
WTF is going on with Dita's sleeves? Tater Head looks like a freak, as usual. Adam is fuckin' HOT.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
If Dita's dress was white, she could clasp her hands together and walk down the aisle looking like the perfect virgin bride carrying a bouquet.
Well maybe if she had hymen reconstruction by Kat's surgeon.
Can you imagine trying to eat a big sloppy burger wearing that dress? I mean, not that any of these gals actually eat.
@ ParisSucksLiterally
Did you see Mariah with her boy-husband? He looks like her SON!!! She is totally lacking elegance and style, and her face is bloated. And of course her huge boobs are out.
To Julia Roberts' credit, she said that NBC is in the toilet right now (on NBC). Well played.. haha
I would seriously be afraid of Russell Brandt. He has that psycho crazed look in his eyes. Katy Perry looks kind of scared too.
Come on, liveblog!!
Is Julia Robert drunk or high? She interrupted Tom Hanks every time he tried to say something, and she was hyper and acting very strange, and talking about NBC being in the toilet on national TV?
DWM, since when do you need MK to drink? He'll be there in spirit!
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Love the girl who holds the world in a paper cup.
Drink it up; love her and she'll bring you luck
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No live blogging tonight? I don't have to work tomorrow and I was hoping to drink along with Michael.
BOOO!
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
Kat Von D appears to have had a nose job. It looks a little too refined for the biker chick look she has going on, which is why it doesn't fit. The worst part is the hair weave...too much hair, looks fake.
Maggie Gyllenhaal should not pull her hair away from her face....the girl is seriously fug.
Mimi keeps getting fatter.
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Love the girl who holds the world in a paper cup.
Drink it up; love her and she'll bring you luck
-Kenny Loggins "Danny's Song"
Natalie Morales & Vanessa Minnillo are bloody awful at red carpet interviews!
Mariah Carey needs give her titties a day off for once. They're going to give Lady Gaga a run for her money when it comes to exhaustion.
Nevermind the facelift, why is she wearing such an obvious wig?
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Maggie Gyllenhaal was looking really good in her dress. Golden Globes red carpet is the fun part.
Penelope Cruz looks absolutely gorgeous, and her dress is fabulous and classy.
Mariah Carey is fat.
Sandra Bullock is pretty in an elegant purple long chiffon gown.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 7:05pm.
And the Jets are winning 17-7...awesome GO JETS!!!
GO JETS!!
Looking like a character from Avitar must be the new standard of beauty.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Woah, I didn't think people actually watched the Golden Globes.
Having "weather" in the Bay today. So it's nachos, bloody mary, and those trashy golden globes. I can see the veins on nicole kidman's head. truly horrific.
Submitted by HoityToity on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 6:03pm.
The one Olson--she is wearing the wedding dress from Great Expectations and looking equally morbid.
HAHAHA! Good one.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 7:05pm.
And the Jets are winning 17-7...awesome GO JETS!!!
*leaves*
Norv Turner teams don't win playoff games.
Throw LaDanian on the tire fire, he's done.
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"One Punch, One Punch!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
All the stars are arriving to the Golden Globes. Harrison Ford is looking great with Callista. Gerard Butler needs a good shave.
And the Jets are winning 17-7...awesome GO JETS!!!
*leaves*
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Wtf did she do to her head? She was passable before but now...ewww.
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Is that and Olsen troll or did Tila's wifey make a guest appearance? A ghost appearance?
Submitted by Apollonia on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 6:57pm.
Where is the golden globe blog. I wanna make fun of that douche billy bush.
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Lol Apollonia!! Billy Bush is SUCH a douche.
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Russell Brand looks like a senior citizen and Katy Perry looks like she's got a corncob up her ass.
Submitted by Apollonia on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 6:57pm.
Where is the golden globe blog. I wanna make fun of that douche billy bush.
http://www.goldenglobes.org/
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Didn't know who Kat Von D was but all of you said she was gorgeous before so I looked up old pics. Sorry, don't agree. Generic before, scary now.
That Brand guy, no thank you. I don't see what some of you see in him either.
@ S_G
I don't know anything about Michael K blogging during the Golden Globes, I don't think he mentioned anything about it.
But I bet lotsa people going to hang here commenting on Golden Globes action just like we always do during the award shows. It's a lot of fun usually.
Where is the golden globe blog. I wanna make fun of that douche billy bush.
So now aside from the tattoo addiction she has plastic surgery addiction too. Gah, she looks totally different! And has every other celebutard's nose. How so not hipster tattoo douchebag that is!
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
I really truly cannot stand her, so I think it's funny she fucked up her face.
And that frock would look better on a small round particle board table with dowel rod legs.
Anyone know if MK will be live blogging the Golden Globes?
HoityToity
I totally agree with you on the tatoo thing. I don't get it?? Why pay someone to make you look like trailer trash when you are so obviously trailer trash, isn't that sorta redundant?
In my opinion it just makes you look plain dirty, like someone wrote all over you and you don't care enough to wash it off.
POOOTEEEE!
Adam's wearing my prom date's tux, Gina the closet lesbian's hair and makeup and Buffalo Bill's pendant.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
She looks like Tater Head!
nothing screams low self esteem like tattoo addiction. what a damaged mess.
Bad,bad nose job. She looked much better before.
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
what in the fuck is she channeling the ghost of Divine here or what
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you seem spritely.
aside from her wonky eyebrows and awkward pose, i think she pretty much looks exactly the same. maybe a little thinner...
Prostitution Whore!
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"I guess all you do, is lie back and think of England" Bear Grylls
Russell Brand looks like a female-to-male tranny. That. Is. All.
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Douchechill!
"... MiserAlba, Rachel Bilson, Kate Bosworth, Brenda Walsh, FrankenLiza, one of those Olsen trolls, Sookeh with Beeehl, Katy Perry with Russell Brand, Dita Von Teese and Tater Head."
My god. With the exception of Jessica Alba (who I think is one incredibly hot piece of ass), it's the Z list crew. The one that sets it off is TATER HEAD. Why anyone would allow their premiere to be attended by that no talent twat is beyond me. She's about the same level of lacking talent as ali lohan...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Maybe a hairy bear sat on her face? Works for me.
Good God, can her face get any tighter???
Is MK liveblogging the GGs this evening?
If InStyle magazine predictions are correct, be prepared for some seriously FUG fashion faux pas. "Buckle your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night!" God, I hope so ;-) people better be stumbling and slurring.