Kat Von D's Face Is Different
At last night's Art of Elyslum's charity gala in Los Angeles, Kat Von D crawled onto the red carpet looking like a mini-mall plastic surgeon gave her the "Prostitution Whore Special" in the face. Seriously, if you put a merkin over forehead, squint eyes and then flip your table, your computer will end up on the floor. But before it does, you'll briefly see Danielle from the Real Housewives of New Jersey staring back at you instead of Kat Von D.
Kat's eyebrows look like they fell in love with her hairline at first sight and are heading north to be with it. Bitch has "I Can Haz" face.
Here's more hos who put on their artfag face last night including: MiserAlba, Rachel Bilson, Kate Bosworth, Brenda Walsh, FrankenLiza, one of those Olsen trolls, Sookeh with Beeehl, Katy Perry with Russell Brand, Dita Von Teese and Tater Head.
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People who have had obvious plastic surgery might as well be wearing a sign around their necks saying "Low Self-Esteem". Especially people who were good-looking to begin with.
who invited the Ghost of Mary Kate?
Reminds me of Barbie's head on Barbie's neck if Barbie had tattoos on her neck....
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I am out for a bit. See y'all later.
Kim Kardassian, Hohan and Marilyn Manson had a threesome, and THIS is the result.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I see whichever Olsen that is went for the Miss Havisham look.
I can give her the name of my facialist. Those blackheads need some serious work.
Although I suppose it might be some labia caviar.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Those nasty tats take away any femininity she may possess.
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
Lol @ Rumer Willis' chin!
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she was prettier before...
this bitch totally messed with her nose...
whos nose does that?
and the whole `someone just pointed a gun to my head` stunned look is just oh so chic.
walking bubble heads
Coma Caca!
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"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
She looks like the slightly better looking sister of Amy Winehouse now.
Remember the good old days when women would wait until their 50s to fuck with their faces? It's amusing to watch these young women fuck over their looks through the knife/injection needle.
Does plastic whore have smallpox? What the crusty bleeding jesus?
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I hoped we'd seen the last of Kat Von D. What were her directions to her cosmetic surgeon? Mrs. Swan from MadTV?
Submitted by super martian r... on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 5:54pm.
I wonder if men still whack off to the Olsen twins now that they look dead.
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Now that would be necrophelia, wouldn't it?
Kate Bosworth is so gorgeous but bitch needs to eat something. She was so hot in that dumb surfer movie...why did she need to lose weight?!
Kat looks like she messed with her nose. A shame cause she was hot before. Why are these hot hollywood bishes going for the ano-michael jackson nose look. Not hot.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
and of course she'll deny she had any work done.
I have always found this woman to be gross.
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Hotney is right, just a bunch of scrag biishes.
Kat von D looks like she has a complexion for the 1st time and some bo-tox. I don't see that much of a difference.
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every single one of those whores looks like shit. can someone please explain to me why anyone would find either of the Olsen twins remotely attractive?
@david Letterman... on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 5:57pm.
Is that stupid Adam Lambert wearing a Star Trek symbol on his necklace?
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I thought it was a giant moth!!!!!!!!!!!1
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
The Olsen girl looks awful. She looks like a little old cat lady.
Sorry, as a card carrying gay I had to come back and comment on some of these people. It is in our by-laws, see. We have to do this periodically otherwise we lose our memebership, see.
Alba look adorable. Shanon's dress looks like her pubic hair exploded. The one Olson--she is wearing the wedding dress from Great Expectations and looking equally morbid. And Sookeh's shoes and bag--ugh!
Who are the gays that are dressing them? Or are they dressing themselves?
I never liked Kat and now I'm glad I didn't, people need to stop fucking with their faces, bitch it's obvious and we know. You look horrible now.
And speaking of terrible botched surgeries what the hell happened to Shannen's face???? She looks like a fucking Picasso.
They all look like candles.
TexnDoc on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 5:58pm.
Olsen troll looks good. Would be a great dress for an older actress like Meryl Streep.
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Maybe Julianne Moore.
why do all these people like butchering their faces?
that's a fuckin shame. Except for the tattoos, Kat was drop dead gorgeous before. A beautiful mix of nationalities.
I hope she's got the look now she was going for, but it's not as good as the original.
Olsen troll looks good. Would be a great dress for an older actress like Meryl Streep.
MK I made your "I Can Haz" face quote as my ** status! LOL!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coma Caca!
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Is that stupid Adam Lambert wearing a Star Trek symbol on his necklace?
"Live long and prosper"
Adam Lambert, that vampire dude and Dita look like themselves, everyone else looks like they're trying too hard. That one troll twin's dress makes her look taller than a crayon, too bad she fucked the look up with that distracting lipstick color.
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Whichever Olsen that is looks like she should be lying in a coffin.
Kat ruined her face. She looks like someone slammed her head in a door.
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
Katy's monkey toes could probably unpeel Russles uncut dick.
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Katy Perry's eyes look really coked out. I know there are lots of flashes, but those pupils are pinholes! Russell Brand is looking the same. I bet they did a lot of blow prior to the event.
I wonder if men still whack off to the Olsen twins now that they look dead.
Katy Perry's shoes? WTF?
Olsen girl looks like she is a bride of chucky.
I know I'm going to get shit for this, but i like Dita's dress on her.
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She looks like Punky Brewster's ugly older sister. WTF she used to be pretty before.
Brand looks like a serial killer. Dead eyes. Repellent.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Wow, she's always worn too much makeup, but she was really beautiful before. This new face is scary.
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"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
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Dita always looked nicely put together--but not here. She looked like Lilly Munster in her best party dress.
A personal opinion--tattoos make women look like cheap trailer trash whores.
Uh, is it me or does she look like Tater Head Willis now?
Wow. Glambert is looking gooooood! Much better than the thread from the other night!
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"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not" - Mark Twain
Madam Lambart is a zombie.
his skin is full of pox and his lips are covered in sores! what the hell are those spots?
so gross
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Fake face.
What was wrong with her old one? Does EVERYONE hate their face?
ummm...who invited Alba? Sorry, but Russell is hot to me!
*reports self*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
From the bf: "What the fuck did she do to her face?! She looks terrible!"
Hollywood is the perspective destroyer. She was gorgeous, now generic. Bleh.
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