Drunkblogging: The Golden Chichis
Grab the Boone's Farm and fill up your bong, because it's once again time for the Golden Globe Awards. And just like every year, we're all in this together! When you start to reach for the noose because you just can't take it anymore, I'll pull your head back and drop Jagerbomb in your mouth! Because that's what I'm here for. Although, I can't promise that my TV won't "accidentally" switch to HSN halfway through which will force me to start liveblogging that instead.
My only hope for tonight is that if Carey Mulligan is announced as the winner for Best Actress, Mimi Carey's drunk ass hears her name instead and stumbles on stage to accept the award. Close your eyes, kiss a bottle of Andre and make a wish that this happen.
The drunkblog is beeeelow. It starts at 8pm EST (Escandalo Slut Time):
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Nick Carey.
Submitted by HoityToity on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 7:02pm.
Is he her husband or her bitch? Poor guy, he is now reduced to the umbrella guy and he is not even allowed under it!
lol He's cute. I'd like to have one of those geisha-husband things
Is he her husband or her bitch? Poor guy, he is now reduced to the umbrella guy and he is not even allowed under it!
i didn't watch. he looks like fucking bentley farnsworth! ahahaha
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
I'm glad I didn't waste any of my time watching that shiz. But everyone's comments were great!
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
omg that commentary is hysterical the morning after!! lol. *wipes tears*
Mk should just win and also host all the Oscars, Golden Globes, everyawardunderthesun - coz he is funnier then all the damm writers and hosts on all these shows!
I actually went back and rewind - and the Golden Globes was so much more inetresting with MK's commentry!
"Is George Clooney's date finger fucking herself under the table? Why is she bouncing around like that? " - I rewind to this; and MK is right. She was so wearing a strap on!
MK for Golden Globes and Oscars!
Gorgeous George didn't look too happy last night. Maybe this latest relationship is on the rocks! And Mickey Rourke looked like he was sober!
I thought it was a good show, much much better than the boring Oscars. And the Independent Film Awards are a gas!
Oh look ..it's Mooriah's man servant. He looks like a kid wearin his big bro's tux to the prom.
Just read that for breakfast. MK, you MUST write a book soon!!!
Half of my brekkie is spilled on my desk. Yes, I'm at work.
Haha, nice umbrella
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Hollywood Gossips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOg5VxrRTi0
simon and john were hot in 83....
ooops !!!! wrng link, it was supposed to br duran dran..."hungry likr the wolf"....either way they are all hot sluts....
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=rock+and+roll+high+school&se...
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fucking favorite video ever, though i was 5 oR 6....simon lebon and john taylor...HOTNESS
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:04am.
It was unlike anything I have ever seen before. It was brilliant. It totally deserves any awards it's getting. So what if it's not an obscure indie flick? Avatarloonie!
Ahhh, I saw it last week and thought as you it was brilliant... despite my dislike for the king of the world. But I still feel, maybe it was the fact that I saw it in AMAX 3d. If I would have seen it on 2d in a normal screen... the hurt locker, which I also saw, may have killed it cause of its story. Hell, I saw Nine after I saw Avatar, and I think Avatar has ruined my movie experience forever more. All I could think about was about how the screen was small and how it was not colorful, although the story was ok (despite the fact that it had Fergie and Kate Hudson). ____________________________________________
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Submitted by govt_cheese on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:46am.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:11am.
Submitted by warmislandsun on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 11:56pm.
Submitted by Soultonic on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 11:32pm.
Is it just me or is Nick Cannon beginning to look like Mimi's personal assistant?
I immediately thought - Farnsworth Bentley (sp?) when I saw that photo. She doesn't even let him stand under the umbrella with her. He just gets to hold it.
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Yeah, I can imagine Mimi grabbing him by the tie when they get home, "YOU listen up! YOU do not get to STAND under MY umbrella, DO YOU HEAR ME? Now help me get these spanks off ... and make me a chicken sandwich while you're at it ... with extra mayo and a turkey leg. Chop, chop. I'm not getting any younger."
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Scarier still, imagine the sex. "Oh, you did NOT come in my hair!! You are in Time Out, mister!!"
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
What did Drew Berrymore mean with her "lisp ad paralysis" remark? I know she has kind of a lisp, but I didnt know she had a facial paralysis or paralysis of any kind. So what's with that...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:11am.
Submitted by warmislandsun on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 11:56pm.
Submitted by Soultonic on Sun, 01/17/2010 - 11:32pm.
Is it just me or is Nick Cannon beginning to look like Mimi's personal assistant?
I immediately thought - Farnsworth Bentley (sp?) when I saw that photo. She doesn't even let him stand under the umbrella with her. He just gets to hold it.
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Yeah, I can imagine Mimi grabbing him by the tie when they get home, "YOU listen up! YOU do not get to STAND under MY umbrella, DO YOU HEAR ME? Now help me get these spanks off ... and make me a chicken sandwich while you're at it ... with extra mayo and a turkey leg. Chop, chop. I'm not getting any younger."
night, Zomay!
Still up for a NYC dlister meet!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Night night orgasmos. See you later.
TV, have fun! Stoney, have a good night. Manimal, watch out for Carot Top.
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UH! So jealous!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
btw, 1 day until Vegas, 3 days until Dee, Nitty, Slutty, and Mrs K arrive. Life is goooooooood!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:08am.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:06am.
It was a soul orgasm.
Sounds great I like orgasms of any type.
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*sends Carrot Top to Mani's house to alter his perception*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Finally Jeff Bridges gets some recognition. Well deserved to Mo'nique, R Downey Jr, Sandra Bullock. Pretty fair this year unlike most years.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:06am.
It was a soul orgasm.
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Aretha Franklin was involved? No pics, please.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:06am.
It was a soul orgasm.
Sounds great I like orgasms of any type.
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http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/attention-whore/2/attention-whore-a...
I forgot the awards were tonight. I did some youtubing to find the monologue and some of the speeches.
Glad Michael C. Hall won. His cancer cap made me sad. :(
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
It was a soul orgasm.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
It was unlike anything I have ever seen before. It was brilliant. It totally deserves any awards it's getting. So what if it's not an obscure indie flick? Avatarloonie!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
'Nite pplz!
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:59am.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:55am.
I saw Avatar tonight and I can't imagine anything could top that shit. It was incredible. Gimme a fuckin dragon.
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Wow. With all the love this flick is receiving tonight, I might have to get me arse to the movies, I don't think it would fare well on my laptop.
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Considering that it cost $500 million to make, the experience better be orgasmic. For that kind of money, they could've bought Will Ferrell a sense of humor or taught Will Smith how to play a different character.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:55am.
I saw Avatar tonight and I can't imagine anything could top that shit. It was incredible. Gimme a fuckin dragon.
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Wow. With all the love this flick is receiving tonight, I might have to get me arse to the movies, I don't think it would fare well on my laptop.
by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:50am.
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Mon, 01/18/2010 -
I wudda had you pegged for 10 donuts, nine at the very least.
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I'm Irish, and they were glazed. Eventually.
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Heeeheeeeheeee.
I saw Avatar tonight and I can't imagine anything could top that shit. It was incredible. Gimme a fuckin dragon.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:50am.
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:48am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:42am
"I'll miss the way he was able to carry 2 cups of coffee and half a dozen donuts".
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I wudda had you pegged for 10 donuts, nine at the very least.
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I'm Irish, and they were glazed. Eventually.
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Coming or going?
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:48am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:42am
"I'll miss the way he was able to carry 2 cups of coffee and half a dozen donuts".
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I wudda had you pegged for 10 donuts, nine at the very least.
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I'm Irish, and they were glazed. Eventually.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:42am
"I'll miss the way he was able to carry 2 cups of coffee and half a dozen donuts".
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I wudda had you pegged for 10 donuts, nine at the very least.
Retracting question and reading along laughing.
Koko - Dumping my TV was the best thing I ever did. Couldn't stand the reality shows, the election crap, or the advertisements. I listen to music sometimes, but I have learned to love the silence. Right know I can hear the falling rain.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:35am.
TV, Priapism would be a great log in name. Surprised no one has used it.
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Re: Priapism: I can't believe they want you to see a doctor if you manage to maintain an erection for 4 hours, that's been a goal of mine for years. And even if it is fatal, imagine how cool the eulogies would be: "I'll always remember the way he knocked on the door 2 minutes before arriving", "he was always so useful, even when the GPS broke, he pointed due North", "I'll miss the way he was able to carry 2 cups of coffee and half a dozen donuts".
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Damn that Kathyn Bigelow is framing gorgeous and talented. How coul Cameron fuck Linda Hamilton over her?
Submitted by RasKimmie on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:34am.
Did anybody notice the ear rings on Julianne Moore? Them shits were the biggest emeralds I have EVVAH seen!
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What? Do you mean to say you did not see Angie's last year at the Oscars?
http://www.jewelry.com/binaries/2009-02-cn-oscars-angelina-ear.jpg
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 12:29am.
@Koko - chuck your TV. Not your Team Valtrex :) but your television. PST - shouldn't outline your TV lineup. I dumped my TV curbside a couple of years ago and never looked back.
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you know, i can't disagree with someone else who wants to sit on tom ford's face...i'm moving in a few days and i think i may leave the tv behind...i will be living literally across the street from a really cute art decco movie theatre...BUT it plays shit like avatar, and my mom helped me move some stuff over today and she almost creamed her panties when she saw that sherlock holmes was playing there too..she has such a crush on RDJ...ENOUGH ewww
TV, Priapism would be a great log in name. Surprised no one has used it.
Hi TV.
*wink*
Did anybody notice the ear rings on Julianne Moore? Them shits were the biggest emeralds I have EVVAH seen!
And damn, did Ricky Gervais slay Mel Gibson. That was a fuckin uppercut.
And I thought of you MK when I saw Martin Scorcese. I think you are giving me an eyebrow fetish.
Now I have to go to make my sign for my one woman protest tomorrow. What the fuck is up with True Blood not winning anything? What. The. Fuck.
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There's nothing like a little black pussay
Hi koko, and zomay, and mani, and vany, and s&b, and everyone else!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
"Priapism"
;D
@Koko - chuck your TV. Not your Team Valtrex :) but your television. PST - shouldn't outline your TV lineup. I dumped my TV curbside a couple of years ago and never looked back.
TEAM VALTREX !!!! hi!!!