Monday, January 18th 2010
Ginge + Magnificent Chichis = Perfection
We all know I'm gayer than Johnny Weir's Swarovski anal ring, but every time I see Christina Hendricks, my eyeballs immediately turns into a dehydrated baby. And last night was no exception. Christina's ethereal breasteseseseses made her dress look like a cloud of peach parfait that was whipped up in heaven by the hands of cherubs.
For a split millisecond, I actually forgot such a thing as peen existed (ILLEGAL, I know). But then the camera panned to the flaccid penis known as Billy Bush, so I was brought back down to reality again.
I'm going to print out this picture of Christina, show it to my bed pillows and scream, "BE MORE LIKE THIS!"
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I don't know who this bitch is, but those tittay veins are fucking GROSS! Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, dem nahssy!
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How clever of her surgeon to make one breast larger than the other, in order to fool people into thinking they're real! Bravo!!
Take all the boning away...by which I mean the boning that is in her bodice and not peen action...and those things will certainly bounce off her knees, three times at least. It takes some mighty scaffolding to keep boobs that large, perky looking. No thanks...I'll take my B cups.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 3:31pm.
As a fellow ginge with big-ol' pale veiny boobies all I can say to the haters is FU. I think she's gorgeous.
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I agree. As a red-blooded American male, I like big boobs -- even white, vieny ones.
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 3:22pm.
One of her breasts is always higher then another. Weird.
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Acutally, it's pretty normal for one body part to be higher than the other, especially boobs, ears, eyebrows. Nothin' weird about it at all. Even the halves are your face are asymmetrical.
Submitted by MuffinAmy on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 3:31pm.
As a fellow ginge with big-ol' pale veiny boobies all I can say to the haters is FU. I think she's gorgeous.
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I find the veins rather naughty on her. There is something very attractive about her boobage, and I'm a woman who couldn't care less about most other women's racks.
She looks very unattractive her character on Mad Men is a lot better looking. Damn, her boobs are way too big, if I was her I would get a breast reduction.
She looks amazing--like old Hollywood glamour.
every time see this girl i feel like going to her and then putting my face between her chi chis , i don't know why????????????
so weird
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her boobs are cool
I dunno, happyface, they look an awful lot like my very real rack, but you're probably right since it's Hollyweird - she prolly had some surgery to hike those suckers up a bit. God knows I coulda used some lift-em-high help - gravity? Not my friend.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
FAKE BOOBS! I'm sure she had some natural breast before enhancing them tho. She has enough meat to cover a good implant. I can tell by the slope at the top sides of the breast. Even Jessica Simpson has this going on - a naturally busty girl going even bigger. And if one breast is higher, it's usually an indication of surgical enhancement. One breast can be bigger, and maybe a teeny bit higher, but her's are DEFINITELY unnatural. I'm suprised at how many people are still so naive when it comes to recognizing a boob job just cause it doesn't look like two balls bolted on the chest. There are better boobjobs than Posh Spices's out there, people.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 11:21am.
Drew Barrymore got breast reduction.
Gorgeous girl, great color on her, but the dress is to busy for her sexy body. Whoever said her boobs look wonky is correct, they do look out of proportion..the dress is a fug cut.
Don't care for the dress and I think the red hair is tad too red-she has said she is actually a natural blonde-but overall, I think she is lovely.
And yeah, I would bet money those chichis are real.
I think she is gorgeous (especially on "Mad Men"), but she really looked like shit last night. That dress is an unflattering color, and like everyone else has pointed out, the fit makes her boobs look wonky. Or her boobs make her boobs look wonky... Either way, not her best look by far.
As a fellow ginge with big-ol' pale veiny boobies all I can say to the haters is FU. I think she's gorgeous.
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"Kirsten suspected she might be knocked up when her monthly batch of menstrual berries weren't delivered to her vagina dock. " -- Michael K.
Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 3:22pm.
One of her breasts is always higher then another.
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Maybe they follow her eyebrows.
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Bottom-feeder.
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One of her breasts is always higher then another. Weird.
I usually think she is gorgeous, but not so much here...That dress is absurd looking & her blush & lipstick look gross & tacky. Her tits dont even look appealing here.
Hell, I'm a married mother of two, and I would love to fall asleep on those wonderful pillows.
The boob cover part of this dress makes her tittays look wonky, so it's not a 10. What would be a 10 is if the top half of her dress was sheer with a few strategically placed swarovski crystals.
Meanwhile, wtf is up with this jealous bitch on the right and her stink face? (Actually, I'm kinda loving it.)
she looks beautiful, especially so pale. I love the Ginges...especially if they wear Emerald joolry with the ginge. The dress isnt as nice as others Ive seen but she still looks pretty damn good.
Who IS this person?
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 11:21am.
When did Drew Barrymore every have big boobs? She has always been a small breasted lady.
TequilaTax- Drew had a reduction in the 90's sometime, before her playboy debut. I think in the movie Poison Ivy shows her before.
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Submitted by sunny on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 1:07pm.
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My boobs do that too. I wonder if she's Irish, somewhere along the line?
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
She looks like a cheap Nevada hooker in a discount bin 80's prom dress.
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i have never seen her in action, but her boobs in still photos always look a bit wonky. well, a *lot* wonky, since they are huge boobs.
i can definitely see the appeal, but i'd need to fluff them up so they matched before i rested on them. at least they are the color of pillows.
ps: someone please tell her she can't do the "ingenue-looking-up-coyly" thing with that jaw and smile. it does make her look feral.
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I went on Just Jared to see the outfits last night because I refused to watch the show.
Anyway, everyone dressed shitty! The girl from Precious was wearing a green tent. I don't know what the hell Drew Barrymore was wearing. Everyone looked stank!
Only person who looked halfway decent was Fergie (God help us) and Aniston looked the way she always looks.
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I always thought she looked like a real life version ofJessica Rabbit. The red hair the huge boobs. It all works for her. And the rain made everyone at the GG have bad hair last night.stop hating!
Submitted by Abreeze19 on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 11:59am.
It's great to read how MK bashes himself for being a fudgepacker and cocksucker. After all, MK, there's nothing gay about being queer!
You just need to do it more often ... such as with every comment you post. That way, you can validate your harsh comments about others by saying you bash yourself, too.
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Go fuck yourself you piece of shit. MK has one of THE best and by far the funniest celeb sites out there. The whole idea of this site is to take pot shots and leave snide comments about celebs we love to hate. Why would you even bother to leave a comment? Do you come here every day because you dislike what you're reading you retard?? Do us all a favour and never come back here again you fucking LOSER!
I always thought she looked like a real life version ofJessica Rabbit. The red hair the huge boobs. It all works for her. And the rain made everyone at the GG have bad hair last night.stop hating!
I always thought she looked like a real life version ofJessica Rabbit. The red hair the huge boobs. It all works for her. And the rain made everyone at the GG have bad hair last night.stop hating!
I always thought she looked like a real life version ofJessica Rabbit. The red hair the huge boobs. It all works for her. And the rain made everyone at the GG have bad hair last night.stop hating!
Agreed her chi chis are "amazing" (amazingly big)
but i have some issues with her:
her boobies are too pale! i don't like seeing all those veins running thru boobies..it scares me
her smile is like a female joker...she looks like she wants to kill me...i'm afraid of her smile & her pale veiny boobies
other than that she looks awesome!!!!
When she smiles real big.... YIKES!!!!! Good thing she's got those jugs cuz she's fuckin UGLY!
Is that Rosie O'donnell giving her the side eye, there on the right of the pic? Jealous much, rosie?
it is what it is, dammit.
@ psl : SHE WOULDN'T LEAVE!!!!
I was on Internet Explorer earlier and.could.NOT.get.rid.of.Snoocco's.face!!! I was panicking, imagining a Dlisted life doomed to look like THAT.
Fortunately, I switched to another browser, and now all is red and rosy - like this fine lady's aureolas.
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Submitted by Abreeze19 on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 11:59am.
It's great to read how MK bashes himself for being a fudgepacker and cocksucker. After all, MK, there's nothing gay about being queer!
You just need to do it more often ... such as with every comment you post. That way, you can validate your harsh comments about others by saying you bash yourself, too.
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WTF?????
This post is like reading Latin or Vogue, I just don't understand.
They are real. You can tell by the width at the top.
I fink her chi chi's would essplode when her milk came in.
awww, Plecco, where did Snookostomus go?
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As I hesitated, time rushed onwards without me
Too scared to break the spell too small to take a fall
But the Absolute luck is love is in our heart
Omg, her, pregnant???
Her ChiChi's...they would.....OMG-OMG-OMG...
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I wish there was a way to edit without bumping. Maybe if we had a choice. I don't edit sometimes because it is not worth the bump.
Abreeze, don't make us come over there and knock that dick outta your mouth....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
The red hair is fake (and a cheap, bad fake at that), but the breasts look 100% natural to me.
I wonder if she is pregnant? Her boobs look very veiny but then again, she is very fair-skinned.
Mario? AKA Perez, AKA Abreeze?? Is that you?
K pleco, got it and sent!
*looks around*
Wow Abreeze, wtf? Just quietly stare at the magical ChiChi's and STFU.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
It's great to read how MK bashes himself for being a fudgepacker and cocksucker. After all, MK, there's nothing gay about being queer!
You just need to do it more often ... such as with every comment you post. That way, you can validate your harsh comments about others by saying you bash yourself, too.
I have no clue why this chick is relevant.. other than her wonky tits, obviously. It makes me feel happy that I'm not the only one completely uncapable of attending a party with perfectly groomed hair, even if I try my hardest. Shouldn't apply to her, tho, since she has the money to pay for a professional.
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