Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 9:42pm.
There was a blind item a while ago about a 'swinger couple' who went to swinger clubs on the hubsand's insistance to get they freak on...but there were no takers for the female....The speculation was it was Mo'Nique because of some 'open marriage' comment she made in the past and of course her weight, but I think also leg fur, no?
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Yes, I can see how Monique would be passed over for her fur.

Wow, Jen looks fanfuckintastic!!

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I'm deaf and a lip-reader.
Paxton said: "I might be buying a head scarf."
It could possibly be a mildly douche-y comment, or he's commenting on how great MCH, who he LIKES and is happy won, looks.

Say what you will but JA legs look smokin! I'd lick her from stem to stern!

Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 10:15pm.
Agreed lizardo.

I'm sooo sick of all the attention Jennifer Anniston continues to get for someone with really mediocre talent.
I would have more respect for her if she would stop dressing for attention. The hair in face look and cut up the dress was just another ridiculous cry for attention. Yet, it does seem to work:
People magazine covered her like she won the Oscar instead of PRESENTING at the Globes.

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I wish some of the winners were given the attention granted to her.

Nice dress, nice body. Shoulders on up she's still a lock-jawed, mophead.

Mickey Rourke, please stop shrink wrapping your face.

P.S. Bossy that is the perfect commentary.

No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.

Someone wrote this in regards to the Jen pic on the link MK gave, I thought it was worth re-posting:

"I think it's really funny how pretty much every celeb site I go to today has Rachel from friends on the front page as if she won ten awards in one night. Her publicist is GOOOD. Halle berry looked stunning, Sandra Bullock won and gave a funny speech, Helen Mirren looks out of this world for her age, Meryl Streep won,,,, but somehow Rachel from Friends is the star of the night? rotflmao"

Don't like this dress on JA. Something about the split makes it necessary to look really put together and polished while wearing the dress. She gives off a California beach girl kind of vibe. Not polished sophisticate.

And if she had longer legs, this would have really made an impression, somehow the proportion is off.

Bawk, bawk, bawk!!

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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 6:18pm.

Shit.... I didn't realize how TALL Cher is. Or is Xtina super short?

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Christina is short, she's 5"2 :0)

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that IS short... she looked really good at the awards show! very nice dress, hair and makeup!!!

Submitted by Samus Aran on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 10:57pm.

Pilates.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 10:27pm.

Brad is so jacking it to this pic right now. *sprinkles loonseed*

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*sprinkles some more for good luck*

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 7:43pm.

Jennifer Aniston looks HWAT! She hasn't looked this good since her Tomb Raider days...She totes beats fugly Angelina Jolie/Rachel Green...although I did LOVE Angie's hair when she was on 'Friends'...I also kinda thought she was cute in that movie 'Marley and Me'...

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Very funny!

Both of them bore me to tears but Jennifer does have a great body and beautiful legs!

BTW if anyone is interested here is a similar dress that she is wearing in the photo http://outfitidentifier.com/?cat=116

Pilates.

Her legs look awesome!

Jennifer looked HOT last night. If I look like that when I'm 40 I'll wear less than that.

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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009

Jennifer's bunion looks glaringly painful.

Brad is so jacking it to this pic right now. *sprinkles loonseed*

Oh man, finally I went and watched an interview of Lainey gossip chick.
Bitch has the smuggiest Asian woman face I have ever seen. Cunt! Now I see why there is so much hate for her website. I agree her husband should run away with Janiston.

Agreed lizardo.

I'm sooo sick of all the attention Jennifer Anniston continues to get for someone with really mediocre talent.
I would have more respect for her if she would stop dressing for attention. The hair in face look and cut up the dress was just another ridiculous cry for attention. Yet, it does seem to work:
People magazine covered her like she won the Oscar instead of PRESENTING at the Globes.

Thanks, kiki! That did lift my mood!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

"Sorry, I'm in a funk tonight, but this just seems the epitome of bad taste -- both the supposed comment, & the reporting upon it."

Cheer up, dramaqueen! Think of it this way: you are neither BP whom you loathe, nor Lainey who is a twisted, evil, sour bitch. Presto! Mood lifted! :) Seriously, hang in there, kitten.
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Submitted by HoityToity on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 9:31pm.
Monique's husband must be a bear loving gay which is why he likes her hairy. To the straighties here: gay bears are men who like big, hairy, men.
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There was a blind item a while ago about a 'swinger couple' who went to swinger clubs on the hubsand's insistance to get they freak on...but there were no takers for the female....The speculation was it was Mo'Nique because of some 'open marriage' comment she made in the past and of course her weight, but I think also leg fur, no?

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Monique's husband must be a bear loving gay which is why he likes her hairy. To the straighties here: gay bears are men who like big, hairy, men.

This whole Bill Paxton thing is just sad. I detest the man, but I watched, & I didn't see "Cancer." I agree w/ kikic! There's so much bad shit in the world right now, why stir up more, Lainey? Damn! If BP did say it, I'm sure it was a momentary lapse & he bitterly regrets it now. What's the point of bringing it up? Sorry, I'm in a funk tonight, but this just seems the epitome of bad taste -- both the supposed comment, & the reporting upon it.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

"There is some shit going around that Bill Paxton said when Michael C Hall won last night, he said "I lost to cancer", which if you watch the video he says Dexter, but idiots wanna blow it up to make Paxton seem like a heartless piece of shit.

Rumor mongers! Gotta luv em!"

Of course this bit of gossip is attributed to uber cunt, Lainey Gossip.

If there was any justice in this world, Lainey's husband would dump her malicious ass for Jennifer Aniston and Bill Paxton would become an online ordained minister just so he could marry the former Mr. Lainey and Aniston. Make it happen, universe!

"MC Hall looked drastically different from how he usually looks. Remission or no, he looked very ill." Agreed. I gasped when I saw him, even though I had heard about the cancer news a few days ago. Then I felt really sad.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).

Jennifer is so immature and really embarrassing. Maybe she should grow up someday and act her age. She is really pathetic. She acts like a 16 year old. And she isn't even somewhat cute anymore.

Submitted by Datura on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/18/2010 -
.....Why not keep it to yourself and no one's the wiser? Not that he shouldn't announce it, but all of this makes me think not only did BP say "cancer" but he may have had a point....as inexcusable as his lil' outburst was.
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MC Hall looked drastically different from how he usually looks. Remission or no, he looked very ill. If he hadn't announced that he had cancer before the show, he would have been a target for speculation, or he would have been asked about it all night by the entertainment press (on a night that's supposed to be an honour).

I mean, if he didn't want to say anything at all about the cancer, his only option would have been to skip the ceremony and then he wouldn't have been able to accept his award in person/say his thanks.

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I hear ya...I'm not hatin' on either of these ho's, I'm just sayin...I did say 'playin' devil's advocate'....And the reason why is because I TOTES think that BP said "cancer". And that's a damn shame if he did. All these whores is privileged as fuck, so to care so much about some dumb fuck award that you would EITHER dismiss someone's cancer battle OR promote and exaggerate it is pretty damn lame. EITHER ONE...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/18/2010 -
.....Why not keep it to yourself and no one's the wiser? Not that he shouldn't announce it, but all of this makes me think not only did BP say "cancer" but he may have had a point....as inexcusable as his lil' outburst was.
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MC Hall looked drastically different from how he usually looks. Remission or no, he looked very ill. If he hadn't announced that he had cancer before the show, he would have been a target for speculation, or he would have been asked about it all night by the entertainment press (on a night that's supposed to be an honour).

I mean, if he didn't want to say anything at all about the cancer, his only option would have been to skip the ceremony and then he wouldn't have been able to accept his award in person/say his thanks.

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JA is hotter than bubbling lava! My husband would do her right in front of me.

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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 8:29pm.
I watched the tape of Paxton and really don't think he said he lost to cancer.
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I haven't seen the video, but the thing that makes me wonder is: his tablemates heard the announcement. They KNEW he lost not to Dexter but the actor who played him, Michael Hall? That sounds nothing like Dexter or cancer...Not only that, but just to play Devil's advocate, why announce the cancer which is supposedly in full remission just before award season? I mean, I know that sounds horrible and this actor is popular, but we're talking HO'LLYWOOD here, I'm sorry...I didn't even think about award season when he announced that shit...Why not keep it to yourself and no one's the wiser? Not that he shouldn't announce it, but all of this makes me think not only did BP say "cancer" but he may have had a point....as inexcusable as his lil' outburst was.

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 6:18pm.

Shit.... I didn't realize how TALL Cher is. Or is Xtina super short?

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Christina is short, she's 5"2 :0)

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I watched the tape of Paxton and really don't think he said he lost to cancer.

Submitted by toni on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 4:50pm.
Great, let's ruin someone's career over something that is indistinguishable. How fucking stupid, until he or his wife tells us what was said, why make up shit?
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I agree. I did think Bill Paxton looked like a sore loser, but unless someone at his table snitches, there's really no way to tell what he said there. I couldn't imagine that someone would say something that gross and heartless in public, near cameras.

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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb

Holy Fucking Christ Mo'Nique, shave that shit off!!

I'm thinking her husband must be another Gay Al because no way in hell he's rubbing up on those furs of wonder.

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard

Who is snooki and hotney?

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Jennifer Aniston looks HWAT! She hasn't looked this good since her Tomb Raider days...She totes beats fugly Angelina Jolie/Rachel Green...although I did LOVE Angie's hair when she was on 'Friends'...I also kinda thought she was cute in that movie 'Marley and Me'...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Hi JJ! ♥ I sort of remember Lyle.

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Don't you just hate when you are trying to be a real turd & you can't even do that right, you just fuck it up. - urmomma

I remember Lyle!

Christina always looks like she smells something nastay. Is that her Sexy Face or something?

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Shit.... I didn't realize how TALL Cher is. Or is Xtina super short?

Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 6:11pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 5:28pm.

Hi Moomarse! Why does the name Lyle sound familiar? Is that someone I scrapped with?

I think almost everyone did a week or so back... he was calling everyone fat and ugly and spelling like a 4 year old.... then he put his fugly mug up with the mullet. I, personally, had a great time :)

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Someone just clued me in off camera. Lyle was around the same day DD had her meltdown.

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Don't you just hate when you are trying to be a real turd & you can't even do that right, you just fuck it up. - urmomma

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 5:48pm.

Sugaroo, DO NOT TELL NANA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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I love a man who respects his Nana. :-)

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I try to very much respect all women, with HOTNEY and Snooki being the exception to that rule!

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That's why Southern boys have such wonderful manners. Snooki and HOTNEY aren't women. Not sure what they actually are because I'm trying to see past their antennae. ;-)

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Don't you just hate when you are trying to be a real turd & you can't even do that right, you just fuck it up. - urmomma

Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 5:28pm.

Hi Moomarse! Why does the name Lyle sound familiar? Is that someone I scrapped with?

I think almost everyone did a week or so back... he was calling everyone fat and ugly and spelling like a 4 year old.... then he put his fugly mug up with the mullet. I, personally, had a great time :)

Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 5:58pm.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 5:48pm.

Sugaroo, DO NOT TELL NANA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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I love a man who respects his Nana. :-)

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I try to very much respect all women, with HOTNEY and Snooki being the exception to that rule!

Submitted by david Letterman... on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 5:48pm.

Sugaroo, DO NOT TELL NANA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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I love a man who respects his Nana. :-)

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Don't you just hate when you are trying to be a real turd & you can't even do that right, you just fuck it up. - urmomma

Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 5:34pm.
super martian, I just think she needs to learn how to play the game of dating...
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*do you know how to play the game of dating?*

*I would pay good money for that info...:)*

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I play it enough to know to act like I don't care until things get serious. Men seemed to get baffled when I don't call them the next day after a date and I guess that makes them insecure. Or whatever, I haven't had a date since October and just am focusing on college at the moment. What the hell do I know? I am drunk at the moment! First time in a few months! Lalalalalala.

Submitted by david Letterman... on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 5:47pm.

I'd also wreck her like JFK jr. in a Piper Saratoga.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 5:32pm.
Like Aniston, hate Aniston, I don't care cuz I'd fuck her over that praying mantis head Jolie any day!
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Hell yeah, I'd wreck her like a NASCAR driver trying to make a right!

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LOL! Good one Team Valtrez! ( Hahaha!that is your Messican counter part!)

I meant Valtrex!

Sugaroo, DO NOT TELL NANA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Submitted by david Letterman... on Mon, 01/18/2010 - 5:32pm.

Like Aniston, hate Aniston, I don't care cuz I'd fuck her over that praying mantis head Jolie any day!

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Oooooooooooooo! Imma telling your Nana on you!

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Don't you just hate when you are trying to be a real turd & you can't even do that right, you just fuck it up. - urmomma