Friday, January 22nd 2010

Birthday Sluts 1/22


Linda Blair (51)
Willa Ford (29)
Beverly Mitchell (29)
Christopher Masterson (30)
Balthazar Getty (35)
Gabriel Macht (38)
Olivia d'Abo (41)
Guy Fieri (42)
Diane Lane (45)
Steven Adler (45)
DJ Jazzy Jeff (45)
Jim Jarmusch (57)
Steve Perry (61)
John Hurt (70)
Seymour Cassel (75)
Piper Laurie (78)

Posted by: Michael K


Submitted by Abreeze19 on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 5:33pm.

Linda Blair never had a chance to grow up as a normal child. Hell, she was living with some rocker when she was 15.

Yeah, with my man Rick Springfield. He's only 9 years older, which is no big deal *now*, but at that age it was a huge diff! Her parents allowed it, which really blows my mind. He moved in to *their* house!

www.rickspringfield.com

Happy Birthday everybody.

Hollywood Gossips

Linda Blair never had a chance to grow up as a normal child. Hell, she was living with some rocker when she was 15.

She had a great figure, though. As to her mind ... well, that's fucked up beyond repair. She's a dolt.

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jim! jarmusch!

i love him!
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I don't know who those people are. Except Diane Lane because I watched that borefest NIGHTS IN RODANTHEe

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Linda Blaire News:
http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/22/linda-blairs-kennel-investigated-over-pig-...

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HB DJ JAZZY JEFF: Rap/Hip-Hop mostly SUCKS(always has)...but occasionally something like this little gem catches my ear:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6Em_gB53eY

He has also been a producer on some decent house music tracks...just could'nt find 'em.

HB LINDA BLAIR: Girlie grew up to be a total disco-era hottie.Wow MK with the Roller Boogie dig-up!

Mr. Mercury's picture

Ooooh "Roller Boogie"!! Must. Have. Soundtrack.
HB Linda Blair, you pea soup barfin, broomstick in the bathroom, teenage drunk. What a resume!

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

LisaRose's picture

LOVE Linda Blair and "The Exorcist" will forever be the scariest movie ever made. We're in Aquarius now which is my sign! Woo-hoo!

PinkPostIt's picture

LOL Best movie EVER! I laughed the entire time.

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Princess Talula's picture

No Olympic judge is going to vote for a turkey boardwalk skater. Oscar moment that was sooooo overlooked!

Stan Hooper's picture

Who is that actor picking Linda Blair up? Did he manage to work again after that painful hernia surgery? that must have been backbreaking to hold up Linda Blair.

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lifeislikecake's picture

Happy Birthday to Guy Fieri, Olivia D'abo, and DJ Jazzy Jeff!!! Those hos!

Happy birthday Linda Blair, Steve Perry, Jazzy Jeff.

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mike's picture

Linda Blair's voice is uber-annoying, especially when she's trying to sound serious.

Fortunately, that's not her best asset.

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Ahhaha... I love how the body double/actual skater in that movie is like 50 lbs. thinner than Linda Blair. It's hilarious when they switch back and forth in the footage.

Happy Birthday to Jim Jarmusch! "Down By Law" rocks.

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EvilShoe's picture

OMFG Roller Boogie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was such a tiny shoe then but I remember parts of it! There was that breakdancing movie too, with the white girl in it, what was that called? She was some rich chick...

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Gawd...Guy Fieri on that "Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives" show on Food Network...can't that dude ever eat with his damn mouth not yappin' away? Ugh.

HB to Diane Lane, a gorgeous and wonderful actress...I hope for her sake those stories about an abusive Josh Brolin are not true! :(

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I can't even lace up skates without hurting myself.

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Ophelias evil twin's picture

That's great MK. ::missing my roller disco daze:: Love Linda Portrait of a Teenage Alcoholic Blair.

Happy Steve. Journey can NEVER replace you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ414O_p5Ok&feature=related

Plecostomus's picture

Willa Ford is only 29!??!!

Anyhoo...HB Linda Blair, Piper Laurie, John Hurt, Steve Perry, Diane Lane, Steven Adler, and Olivia d'Abo.

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Rhoda's picture

That video is just tragic. Happy B-day to all these sluts but especially Diane Lane, keep on working it lady, you're the best!