Jennifer Aniston And Gerard Butler Make Out At The Golden Globes
In a rumor that was probably birthed in the men's bathroom of a publicist's office, Page Six reports that Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler mouth fucked in the kitchen after they presented together at the Golden Globes, and then spent the rest of the night doing an impersonation of The Bunker Twins. This is what a source with spying eyes tells Page Six:
"After they presented, they were drinking Moet backstage. At one point, they were making out in the kitchen. They were attached at the hip all night. They definitely seemed very couple-y. Producers for the show were actually laughing about it over their walkie-talkies."
If you take a ShamWow to that quote and gently wipe the bull feces splatters off, it will read: "The Bounty Hunter starring Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler hits theaters March 10th!"
Okay, okay, okay, I totally believe that they did touch tongues in the kitchen. That's how Gerard Butler greets everyone! It's his way. Although, I'm sure it got kind of weird for the kitchen staff when Jennifer Aniston pulled Gerard's pants down and started to give him a handjob with a turkey baster.
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Maybe they are dating...Jenard anyone?
No didn't think so.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 12:44pm.
I have no shame, y'all know this...If I had spied these two making out in a kitchen, I would have made myself at home by grabbin' a 'lil ass and humpin' a leg. I would have got mah freak ON!
Mix it up a bit, who knows...
*trails off to my happy place. a place of full on delusions*
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I'm with you, you crazy ho! LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. ~ Joseph Heller
Jennifer PR team are working overtime lately aren't they?
Ugh; Gerard Butler comes off as such a man whore. It irritates me slightly that he didn't have time for her until she wears a pretty dress...why does she even stoop to that level and keep entertaining these losers?
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
I don't understand why people care about her love life so much. She's 40 and still has a smoking hot body, I'd like to see the bag of bones try to pull off this dress.
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She looked great at the Golden Globes IMO.
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
She never should have let Bradley Cooper go! Now Renee Zellweger saw a good thing and is holding on for dear life
Tatiana
And, of course, we all know, that Tatiana KNOWS THE REAL SCOOP!! Yup, she happens to KNOW that Jen cries herself to sleep every night and copies AJs style and prays for the day that the man who publically humiliated her comes back. And just to prove how much she is still in mourning she dates anyone she wants when she wants and appears happy. But Tatiana knows the TRUTH, Jen is ravaged through and through - absolutely miserable without Brad.
**bows down to the wealth of all Jen knowledge known as Tatiana**
Get a grip Tat..........
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Oh look! More of Aniston's people spreading "JEN IS OVER BRAD!" gossip to People magazine. Did you all hear that Jennifer Aniston is so over Brad? Because she has a new man, see? And she is so over Brad. For real this time. Because she has a new man. Which means she is over Brad.
I doubt its true, since the tabloids like to make up A LOT of stuff when it comes to Aniston BUT they would make a cute couple if they do decide to hook up!
Jen looked absolutely FANTASTIC at the globes... i only wish she had chosen a different color though.
Maybe if Maniston's movies were not complete crap she wouldn't have to screw her co-stars for publicity.
Just double-bag him and tag him.
They're both single. What's the problem ?
Good for her, I hope its true, they would make a really hot copuple, and thier both single..so go for it!!!Whats the big deal?
VenusTrap, see now, this is where you & I must part, I have never ever found that cunt trick wonky snatch Skeletina attractive. Ever.
I am strictly TEAM THE BRAD. Skelly is a trifling low rent hag. Classless and just straight up fake.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Brad when he appeared on Friends with Jen: HAWT
Brad when he appears with Skeletina anywhere: What the fuck is that tramp with the dead rat hanging from his chin, doing with Morticia?
Dear Bradiful, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks he's fantastic! I used to think Angelina was soooo beautiful, but i think if anyone has had the hot sucked out of them, it's her. Dang, she just needs to put on some pounds...
Maniston just doesn't have a pretty face... it's not what I think of as beautiful. But she does have a great figure and at least has some meat on her bones!
Yes yes, Jennay has had some work done, not as much as Skeletina though.
BAWK!
And the weather was horrendous for hair & make up, hardly any of the ho's looked right, except Halle Berry.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
No point in bringing up JJ or Brangelina.
They could piss the bed tonight and it wouldn't even register on my radar.
They are all cunts.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Ziggy:
Aniston probably does use botox. She just hasn't overdosed. Yet.
She did butcher her nose though, so give her time.
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Maybe she had her snozz done and she said she stopped using botox, but if you are going Kidman Styley I'd expect her to have done so by now. God knows if she is as insecure and desperate as you and some JJ fans seem to think, she'd be paralysed by now trying to emulate Angelina (who DID have botox, and a nosejob, and another one, and a titjob, and a chin job and her lips reduced)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 2:10pm.
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Okay maybe but I don't give you Watts. She really does look like she is leaving the needle well alone. Ziggy you are insane. Sorry but whilst I agree Jen is not the most beautiful woman ever born (I do think she is pretty) that is a hot body. Unless you want to stir some JJ stuff then yeah whatever.
yeah, ok Ziggy. riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, I see it too. Better get herself some ankle length dresses to cover up them thick legs of hers.....*rolls off the couch laughing*
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My peace and quiet was stolen from me
-Fiona Apple "Oh well"
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 2:09pm.
Aniston probably does use botox. She just hasn't overdosed. Yet.
She did butcher her nose though, so give her time.
All I'm sayin'.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Oh, Jen , Naomi Watts and Cate Blanchett use Botox, they just don;t over do it. Lip Injections and Botox CAN be done without looking like a fucking freak.
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My peace and quiet was stolen from me
-Fiona Apple "Oh well"
That convex curve under her arm is the beginning of a fine binge wing.
I also think that the legs are getting a little thick. Time to stick to ankle lengths.
And look how she drapes her self over people. Sorry, men.
Same pose, regardless of the man.
Desperately clingy.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Dementa:
On a side note, that is a LOT of makeup on her face. She's really looking her age.
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But is that a bad thing? She is 40 and that is what happens you know? We age (I am not there yet). Why is that a bad thing? Surely we much rather see that than a face like Kidman who has lost all human expression. We are all quick to laugh at people that have botoxed their expression away yet when someone doesn't do that we say they look their age. Shit no one can win can they? I personally think it is great she and Naomi Watts and Cate Blanchet don't use that stuff.
I see Bradi's loondar is working!
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Don't you just hate when you are trying to be a real turd & you can't even do that right, you just fuck it up. - urmomma
Glitterpuss - you had me at "Aniston- single, rich, tight body..." BAM!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Jennifer's body is NOT TIGHT? Are you fucking BLIND????!!!
say what you will about her face, but come ON.
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My peace and quiet was stolen from me
-Fiona Apple "Oh well"
I think she's in fantastic shape. LOVED that dress. She wants to fuck around with someone who tickles her fancy, so be it. I'm married enough to envy that I can't dry hump every good looking man who catches my eye.
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*receives Loon signal, picture a giant Chicken, tan, smoking a spleef*
Yea, butch is the frist adjective that comes to mind...when I picture Teri Bo Beri molesting her fashioned Bratz doll that looks like Tomb Raider.
HAI TERI BO BERI!!!! So, what's new from the Brangelina household??? Did you sit and chat with Skeletina over spoonfuls of Heroin???
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Man's body is not tight.
Sleeves Chinny. Get you sum!
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by TeriAnn on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:49pm.
She's looking a little butch.
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Well you have your tracksuit bottoms to hide your expanding hips, Jen doesn't have that luxury....
What I don't get is how gossip blogs all assume this is real (yes you Lainey, God you Aniston posts are getting lame). And like someone here said: She had Pitt when he was actually hot. Angelina has him now and you know, good for her. Cos I sure hell don't envy that.
I know all the Brangaloons on JJ gave Jennifer a hard time but whilst they are the ones that praise the Almighty Angelina for being you know.. humanitarian 'n stuff they fail to see the irony in them calling aniston ugly, old, haggard and wishing death on her. Righhhht. Personally I think she can do better than this overrated manwhore but who is better off here?
Aniston- single, rich, tight body, making movies that people want to see (okay so not me) and being free to go wherever she wants
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Angelina- haggard, 6 kids, fucked up relationship, movies that don't exactly set the box office alight, generally seen as a homewrecker and publicity seeker.
If I were Jen I'd put up with the fannypack wearing JJ crowd and be happy that when she was with Pitt at least women envied her.
Hey everybody! TeriAnn's here!
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Don't you just hate when you are trying to be a real turd & you can't even do that right, you just fuck it up. - urmomma
Hi Teri Ann!!!
yeah, we should all look so "butch". *rolls eyes*
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My peace and quiet was stolen from me
-Fiona Apple "Oh well"
She's looking a little butch.
I can already see the tabloid headlines screaming about "Jen and Gerry". UGH.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Everyone claims Aniston is still hooked on the Pitt. But I haven't seen any proof of that. Apart from her not dating, she hasn't done anything to get him back. He might be nice looking, famous and rich, but he did cheat on her.
Angelina is beautiful. But she definitely has an eating disorder. The last few times she and Brad were out in public, she looked stoned on heroin or something.
yes, i will wrap my legs around his big hairy scottish torso, thank you!
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I have a feeling if Jennifer Aniston were to get married or in a real (real, as in NOT for publicity) relationship, her career wouldn't be bankable anymore...
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I meant "don't" prevail...eating and typing.
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Pimpcessa - I agree, Gerry would be fun to put a few away with. The thing is you have to keep your judgement about you and make sure the beer goggles to prevail.
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I have no shame, y'all know this...If I had spied these two making out in a kitchen, I would have made myself at home by grabbin' a 'lil ass and humpin' a leg. I would have got mah freak ON!
Mix it up a bit, who knows...
*trails off to my happy place. a place of full on delusions*
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
The Ugly Truth is that movie with HEEEIIIIIIGL righ???
I saw it and I liked it.
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 12:38pm.
He always looks like he just crawled out of some filthy gutter with a huge hangover.
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That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about Kate Moss's bedroom!
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Don't you just hate when you are trying to be a real turd & you can't even do that right, you just fuck it up. - urmomma
I just saw Gerard's latest photos in swimming trunks, he is bloated and has love handles and a flabby gut. And he looks like a hard-core alcoholic. He always looks like he just crawled out of some filthy gutter with a huge hangover.
Jennifer looks glowing and happy!
Bawk Bawk!
BAWK BAWK!! Bitch looks fab! And Gerry hasn't really been all that hot since 300. But I think he looks like he's a lotta fun to hang out with. I'd go to the pub with him and get lit up anytime.
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I'm your huckleberry...
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 12:23pm.
rasc: tee hee ask Loozer...
*blushes*
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Never Again! I can't go for that, No Can Do.
The doc said everything should be back to normal in a few days.
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When I find a new man, that I want for mine
He always breaks my heart into, it happens every time. Oh, I've been cheated, been mistreated,
When will I be loved?
I saw The Ugly Truth Sunday night. Cute movie.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:11am.
He looks like he'd have B.O. And you know he has STDs crawling out of the ying-yang.
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He looks like the type to grow moobs the second he stops going to the gym. That and a belly to rival Santa's.