But She's Supposed To Marry Dreamboat!
Kate Moss received a very special ring from her boyfriend Count Von Count on her 36th birfday in Mustique. No, he didn't get her an extra-deep coke ring. Kate already has a jooree box full of those. Count Von Count got her a sparkly engagement ring.
A source tells the Daily Mail that Kate had no idea Count Von Count was going to propose. Kate picked out the ring in London and surprised her by flying to Mustique. The source added, "Kate was stunned, Jamie called her up and told her not to come home. He said he was flying out to Mustique. He had carefully picked a ring and chose her birthday to propose. It was the first time they had been alone together in quite a while and it was extremely emotional. Kate and Jamie are in a very good place, they already live together and this is the next step to settling down for good."
The dealers are weeping this morning, because Kate and Pete Doherty were the Princess Di and Prince Charles of their time. A sad day at the crackhouse.
And while Kate was slipping on her new engagement ring, I'm sure Pete Doherty was somewhere scratching the ringworm on his groin. Star-crossed lovers forever.....
Here's a flambeed (Jack and coke glow?) Kate Moss with her maybe fiance at the airport in London yesterday.
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count von count... that shit is made up right... like a stage name?
Mustıque sounds rıght about where Kate needs to be wıth her staınk ass!
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This will definitely send Petey over the edge.
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"No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist." ShitMyDadSays on Facebook
Oh no, Dreamy is really going to go off the deep end now!
Hurry up, MK, get over there and hold his hand! (and clean his fingernails while you are at it)
Kate Moss started out cute...and refreshing...And turned into a skank cokehead... ..Fame and dissipation will catch up with you....Johnny Depp is no prize...He was a player for years....He finally settled down, but certainly played the field.
I'm reasonably certain that their idea of "settling down" is nowhere close to mine.
And I ain't no goddamn nun!
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Where will they live...Sesame Street?
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 12:13pm.
How come on FB sometimes you can see everyone's friends and sometimes you can't see anyone's friends??? Is it a setting? Where? Just curious
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Fishy, its in your privacy settings.
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Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:16pm.
I thought that guy was RDJ for a second.
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So did I and a little part of my soul died before I realized it wasn't him.
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Yes, please marry and move into a forest or something. If this dude can secure me a deal where I'll never have to see her crackwhore Rimmel photos in the drug stores again.... I'll co-sign.
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she looks more uncute every day...but I guess she makes an okay
dissipation buddy
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
She photographs like a dream though
She looks bloated and old. Who takes care of her kid?
They have a dry-humping area in airports now?
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it's jarring, to see kate moss without a cigarette in her hand.
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What oh what is the attraction of this crack whore???
I thought that guy was RDJ for a second.
That thought just made my head spin now. I mean, Katie and RDJ together. I know... /knock on wood and all that.
God only knows what germs etc. that Kate picked up from former rent boy Petey. Maybe the count will only hit it with a Hazmat suit on, nah...
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
'The Felice Brothers'
Submitted by ChubbyWubby on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 12:46pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 12:38pm.
That woman is so freaking ugly and gross.
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EXACTLY! How the f*ck is she a supermodel??? She should be modeling dog biscuits.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 12:38pm.
That woman is so freaking ugly and gross.
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EXACTLY! How the f*ck is she a supermodel??? She should be modeling dog biscuits.
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That woman is so freaking ugly and gross.
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Don't you just hate when you are trying to be a real turd & you can't even do that right, you just fuck it up. - urmomma
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 12:26pm.
fishy, Click on "Profile" at the top of your page. Then scroll down to where it lists your freyands. And you should see a little pencil next to it. When you click on it, it'll give you the option to show your freyands list to everyone...or not.
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THANKS!!!!
I can't believe she's a model. She always looks horrible.
echobunny, thank GOODNESS the father has custody. He probably is a workaholic and ignores her, but at least he is not a drug addict. That poor kid.
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My peace and quiet was stolen from me
-Fiona Apple "Oh well"
fishy, Click on "Profile" at the top of your page. Then scroll down to where it lists your freyands. And you should see a little pencil next to it. When you click on it, it'll give you the option to show your freyands list to everyone...or not.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 12:23pm.
Sorry! LOL
I didn't know Jamie Oliver had his own magazine.
Where's her daughter? She has to be one of the worst mothers ever. Does the father have custody of her?
I agree as well, PSL!
*MuaH*
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
"oozing sores Doherty" MADE ME WANNA FUCKING VOMIT JUST SAYIN
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
fishy, there is a way you can hide your freyands list from people who are not your freyands. but you can't hide it from your freyands.
I agree- she is lucky ANYONE would fuck her after Dreamboat's dick was in her.
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My peace and quiet was stolen from me
-Fiona Apple "Oh well"
He looks a lot better in that main pic, than in a lot of the other ones I've seen, where he's looked like a coked out mess.
She, on the other hand .. her supermodel days are looong gone.
How come on FB sometimes you can see everyone's friends and sometimes you can't see anyone's friends??? Is it a setting? Where? Just curious
OT - he looks like frankenstien
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Can't help it, I love Kate Moss.
OFF: CAN SOMEBODY ANSWER A FB QUESTION FOR ME?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 12:05pm.
Nitty, I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiters...
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What a co-ink-ee-dink, Jack! I prefer just the tip as well. *Badoomp Clang*
Seriously tho, if she never graced the cover of another mag, I'd never miss her. She's so overrated and overexposed, IMO.
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cakey - I tell ya what, just leave it with me and I'll handle for you... *evil grin* *does rail, shoots tequila*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
NoAnjil - 1000000000000% agreed!!!!
Hey, it's his dick on the line. I can't believe anyone would touch her after oozing sores Doherty.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 12:05pm.
Nitty, I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiters...
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Do we tip our waiters or our dealers?
Nitty, I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiters...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
She is a nasty dirty skank.
oh yeah PSL, LMAO ahahahahaha
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:58am.
I have never found this chick hot. Looks like a meth whore shufflin through the trailer park suckin bikers off for a rail and shot of tequila....
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Jack, not only do you speak the truth, you do it with sheer poetry.
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Oh shit. Dreamboat, his crack kittens, and the three-legged hedgehog are going on a bender tonight.
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FIST PUMP!!
I have never found this chick hot. Looks like a meth whore shufflin through the trailer park suckin bikers off for a rail and shot of tequila....
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Kate Moss is 36? Are you sure that's not 136? She's tore up from the floor up.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I don't get it. Why are we not celebrating the bender Pete's about to go on?
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I have no fkn idea who this dude is but he looks bit Javier Bordem
rah rah oh la la
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This is so Barf!
Where is our fairy tale ending?? Prince Petey's got to rescue his coked out princess from the evil king (who has a touch of The Downey in that first pic). So sad. I need to hit a couple of rails to keep from crying.
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