Suri Is Magic
At a Golden Globes pre-party in Los Angeles on Friday night, People Magazine wanted to ask Stepford Kate a few questions about 3-year-old Suri since she's the most famous and interesting bot in that family.
People asked Katie how Suri was doing, then they turned her around and yanked on her pull-string for the answer. Katie responded with, "She's doing really well." People pulled again, "She's growing up really, really fast." The third time they pulled on her string, Katie started sputtering the lyrics to an ABBA song (Tommy Girl's doing), so People had to shake her a bit. Then they pulled her string again and she went on about Suri, "She is spectacular. She is magical."
Even Suri is rolling her eyes to that as she touches up her MAC lipstick. I mean, can't Tommy Girl update Stepford Katie's vocabulary, so she can stop describing everything as "spectacular" and "magical." Bitch is the Snow White of robots.
Besides, if Suri really did have magical powers, she would've turned her parents into a pair of Jimmy Choos by now.
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why is this child always dressed like it's summer? it's the middle of winter and the people around her are dressed for cold weather.
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So what's Suri's teenage rebellion trick?
Becoming Chaz Bono?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
WTF way is that to describe your kid??? Weird.
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How has this child not died of hypothermia yet? Coat, jacket, shawl, hoodie, capelet, christ even a fucking sweater, something must be done!!! Somebody needs to call CPS stat!
Poor kid, just a tot and already having hot flashes....
That kid is weird. And ugly.
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 3:49pm.
I don't understand why Suri doesn't get cold. That kid gives me the creeps!
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She's a cloned robot! No feelings in plastic, silly! ;D
She does look like Tom, especially in this picture.
If "magic" now translates to "ugly, creepy looking brat" then I wholeheartedly agree.
I don't understand why Suri doesn't get cold. That kid gives me the creeps!
Yanked her pull string LMAO! Chris Klein better step in and get his kid.
These people are such f*&%ing idiots ... Enough! Why are Tom, Katie & company bundled up for winter, while the child NEVER has even a sweater on? Same goes for those ridiculous high heels they let her wear. She's still a BABY, for crying out loud. Get some common sense, people.
To paraphrase Keanu Reeves' character, Todd, in Parenthood, "...Heck, you even need a license to have a dog. But any butt-reaming asshole can have a child."
Katie always looks like she is smelling farts
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The other night, I told my daughter who is Suri's age (YEA RIGHT, sure that kid is 3!) that she could not log into the computer to play her games. She asked why. I said, "there is no rhyme or reason to me saying no, Mama says no it's too late in the evening, time to rest, listen to mom." She said, "MAMA, there is rhymes and there is lots of reasons."
Haaahaahaaahaaaaa.
Oops! I forgot to write my point. Most parents think their kids are incredible. Some take it too far. Others don't spend anytime with their kids. Asking Katie about Suri is really strange to me. What did they expect her to say? She is a mom to a child that can have anything she wants. That might be a curious story for some. But this following around Suri like she is a diplomat, this is strange to me.
If this kid's parents weren't famous, child protection services would be all over their asses for having her out and about all the time without warm clothing. UnFukinReal.
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Suri looks like a future DIVA.
Suri is not magical, she is cold cause those bitches never put a damned jacket on her little ass.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
awww uvy, no.... I wouldn't treat my babygirl like that.... *texts daughter even though she is in school I know the little shit has her phone on because she is hard headed and takes after me and will try to get away with murder if you give in just one tiny bit*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
jack, I approve. A hose to drink out of and some spaghetti noodles thrown on the ground for sustenance. DONE.
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TEAM FEND FOR YOURSELF LITTLE BASTARD!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Aliens don't feel the cold. Whereas... Katie seems to? Maybe that barley water shit keeps you warm?
The outfit is cute...but the Xenu Way of Life is kinna crazy...the only other kids I've seen with whacky styles are those Montessori school children.
I bet Suri will grow up to be a "performance artist" at Burning Man 2020.
ME- You strike me as a mom who doesn't fuck around. Can you imagine letting your kids out in weather like you're getting without a rain jacket because they don't want to wear one?
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Suri dresses kinda weird.
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Uvy - my fuck trophies have learned how to fart on command.
I'm sure they would bomb away on this little robot.
jack, you know me so well it's scary.
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*pictures Mr. Uvy in lingerie because Mrs. Uvy told him to wear it and LIKE IT* *snaps fingers*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
My fuck trophies could kick Suri's ass in the awesome department. WHILE wearing weather appropriate attire whether they like it or not and loving every second of it because I told them to.
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Again, no coat for this little girl?
I am infuriated over that kid wearing a sleeveless dress while others in the photo are wearing coats and scarves. Katie ought to be smacked, hard.
And what the hell is up with that huge purse in the middle of her body? Does it look kind of like a set of big, brown, leathery male genitalia there, or am I crazy?
What a great parent, everyone else has a jacket on except Suri. CALL CHILD SERVICES!
I feel sorry for the Sea Org slaves. Their lives must be a total hell with that demonspawn constantly throwing tantrums and demanding stuff.
Holycrap can you imagine what she'll be like as a teenager? She'll be like Potatohead on steroids, demanding movie roles and Vogue covers bcause she's been told she's a magical fashionista star since she first figured out what words were. She'll make Parasite and the other celebutards look HUMBLE.
I can see Tom stroll into Suri's room in his Lavender Silk Robe with matching slippers and tell Suri's staff to put her into something that would hue with his outfit and won't match with Katie's to make it look less generic!
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This is so Barf!
Is she magical because she never requires a jacket?
They aren't allowing this kid to be a kid.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:18pm.
Roo - exactly, especially since in the CO$ they tell you not to raise your children with restrictions.
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So THAT explains Sucky's rampantness!
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Don't you just hate when you are trying to be a real turd & you can't even do that right, you just fuck it up. - urmomma
I think Tom is brainwashing the kid to be fashion forward and in ten years she will be a movie star who was born into industry with talent and style!
Same with Brangelina who trying to make Shiloh a rebel who turns into stunning young lady with gifts,talent...blah blah blah
Why can't those fucks let their kids be without consulting their PR/Image advisors!
I see Katie always had that classic thing going and it fits her personality so maybe it's genetic ...but like kidswise I think Denise Richards and Jen Gardner have kids who look less manifactured and fake to me....idk
I think they make suri wear all those dresses and sht
it's not like she buys them! Kid won't handle 5 minutes doing cloth shopping let alone matching rubber boots to a dress and a backpack!
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This is so Barf!
goddamn sham this brat is pulling off
josh harnett donated sperm and got
nothing for it
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:16pm.
You all must no be getting S&F's humor.
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maybe if they read it in a roman polanski accent.
holy shit FAMOUS AND ALLURRRRRRRRING ahahahaha
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:16pm.
You all must no be getting S&F's humor.
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Yes, I believe that is the case.
lmao *asks suckyfucky to stay with Alan in the car, at least 200 feet from the school*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
1) I really have a problem with them whoring their (or whoever the father really is...) kid out to the media like this ALL the time... it's just gross and disgusting
2) That kid is going to be SOOOO messed up thanks to being so spoiled, brought up in that nut case feista of a cult and having a closet case nut job for a father
3) I can't wait for her to grow up and write her tell all book!
Too bad Suri isn't spectacularly magical enough to make Tom taller and Katie brighter.
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High fashion young girl! All men want a piece of the action! When little girl enters room with beautiful famous Hollywood mother and father, all the heads turn! She is beauty sex queen! Super Suri! Famous and alluring!!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Roo - exactly, especially since in the CO$ they tell you not to raise your children with restrictions.
You all must no be getting S&F's humor.
I know I've said this before but it bears repeating. That child is going to be an impossible monster by the time she's ten. She has not nor ever will be taught boundaries or restraint, and she has never nor will she ever hear the word "no".
*reports self for bad grammar*
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Don't you just hate when you are trying to be a real turd & you can't even do that right, you just fuck it up. - urmomma
not funny suck and fuck.
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