Drinks On Coco!
Hundreds of Cocoholics (or are we calling them Con-heads?) gathered in NYC, Los Angeles and Chicago yesterday to rally for their ginge hero! The Conan O'Brien fans in Los Angeles even stood for hours outside of NBC studios while massive amounts of cold smog rain fell on top of them. When they start coughing up chunks of their lungs in a few days, they should ask Coco to pay their medical bills. And word on the Internet is that he can afford it now!
TMZ is saying that Conan and NBC have reached a settlement agreement. The peacock will put $32.5 million into Conan's pocket to go away. A source went on to say that NBC will also hack up another $7.5 million for Conan's staff. As part of the agreement, Conan can't take his act to another network until September. But if Conan does sign a contract with another network, NBC would only be obligated to pay the difference. So if FOX gives him $25 mill, NBC will only owe him $7.5 mill.
I know, you came to this blog to read the word "fuck" over and over again, not to do math. Basically, every equation ends with the same answer: Conan is still richer than Tiger Woods' Ambien supplier.
And Conan might have to have sic the soulless ginge on NBC, because the source also claims that once he leaves the network, he can't take any of his characters with him. That means Triumph and the Masturbating Bear will have to continue to live in the storage room at The Tonight Show. They will be pissed. I hope Jay Leno loves bear jizz and dog poo on his chin.
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aaahahahaha!! LOVE the cocoholic pics! "Leno Pervert" LOL!
I don't love Conan as much as I dislike Leno.
~ There is no substitute for hard work. ~ Thomas Alva Edison
Lights out, Lamo!
Conan's worked his ass off, he's a class act, and now you want your toy back and it's gonna fucking BREAK!
Can't wait to see you fail, douchebag.
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just take the money and shut the hell goddamn up
Okay the only thing upsetting me in this story is that Triumph and the Masterbating Bear are in moth balls, that sucks.
I can't figure out why anyone cares about this guy. Is he homosexual?
Submitted by BEAT on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 2:53pm.
I know I should understand the "CHIN-DIAN GIVER" sign, but I don't. So some whore should explain it to me.
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I'd be happy to explain it. Indian giver is an old term that refers to someone who gives a gift to another person but then takes it back. "Chin-dian" refers to Leno's face and the fact that he "gave" Conan the Tonight Show, but now has taken it back.
@sparkys nemesis, putas, nono & jack-n-the-hat: I agree with all your points.
Now that I read what you said, I think you expressed what I meant to say much better than I ever intended to when I wrote that random rambling earlier.
Edited: damn it, I can't control the bold command sometimes.
Apologies.
carry on!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:26pm.
His staff got royally screwed. If you take that 7.5 million and divide it equally (which won't happen) among then, they net $37,500 each. Not much when you remember that these people uprooted their families to move them from the east coast to L.A. And then there are taxes. Not such a great severance now, is it?
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Good point. I hope that "big hearted ginge" is kind enough to keep his staff employed at the next hosting gig he gets.
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I remember when the late, great Bernie Mac was on the Conan show...he simply called him "Co". For some reason, that has always stuck with me.
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What a tool.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 2:25pm.
People always pick the most stupid reasons to show they care, it's sad. I wouldn't bother, he's getting crying and whining all the way to the bank either way.
Exactly. I'm currently unemployed/going to school full time and this guy has enough money keep his family in luxury for the next 6 generations.
Don't get me wrong, I think what Leno is doing is bad publisity(sp?) and a shitty think to do but BOTH men are richer then anyone on this blog will ever be.
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I know I should understand the "CHIN-DIAN GIVER" sign, but I don't. So some whore should explain it to me.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
in 2004 leno said he would quit in 2009 and give the show/time slot to conan....and i have the clip to prove it!
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6d1caacad1/jay-s-2004-announcement
Submitted by Violet on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 2:34pm.
it would be really even more awesome if he could donate a couple million to haiti
Half would still leave him very wealthy.
it would be really even more awesome if he could donate a couple million to haiti
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People always pick the most stupid reasons to show they care, it's sad. I wouldn't bother, he's getting crying and whining all the way to the bank either way.
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I think the "pervert" sign is a snark on when sarah palin and her ilk got Letterman fired.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 2:04pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:47pm.
I love Ferguson!!! Anyone see his movie "The Big Tease" about the Scottish Hairdresser?
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Me too. I didn't see Big Tease, but have seen "Saving Grace" a flick he co-wrote from 2000 about a bunch of stoners in England. Funny stuff
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Ferguson's best movie is "I'll Be There"; it begins with him shaking his booty while wearing a leather jacket and leopard-print bikini undies.
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Ima have to check those out. He's a funny ol' slut for sure.
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The severance pay is exceedingly generous - and initiated by Conan, not NBC. When shows get canceled, the crew rarely gets anything but short notice and screwed. And an average of $37k isn't that bad. Especially since they'll all have jobs with Conan in the fall no doubt - and they won't have to split the difference of their new salaries.
Conan's proven himself to be a class act here. Jay can spin all he wants - and he's right that NBC's to blame for most of this mess, but when his contract was voided, he should have negotiated a deal similar to what Conan just did and then let The Tonight Show fly or fall on its own.
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Wish I could have been there. Only live an hour away from it, but couldn't go due to work obligations. Sad.News.Bears.
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Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:43pm.
Just curious...have you ever posted on Democratic Underground? Your name is familiar.
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Submitted by nono on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 2:05pm.
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yea, what you said, that's how i see it. and i know a lot of folks are appalled that people are invested in an entertainment controversy when there are horrific problems in the world, but supporting the minds that entertain you and having a social/moral/ethical conscience aren't mutually exclusive things. i'm active in a few charities and organizations that help those who can't help themselves - but i would have loved to be at the conan rally too, coco rules. this point could have been worded a lot better, i'm sure, but you get the gist
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:47pm.
I love Ferguson!!! Anyone see his movie "The Big Tease" about the Scottish Hairdresser?
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Me too. I didn't see Big Tease, but have seen "Saving Grace" a flick he co-wrote from 2000 about a bunch of stoners in England. Funny stuff
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Ferguson's best movie is "I'll Be There"; it begins with him shaking his booty while wearing a leather jacket and leopard-print bikini undies.
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His staff gets almost nothing? It's not The Tonight Show with Conan's Staff is it?
Sure, they uprooted their lives for the move but they were going to be working for the next decade til NBC panicked about the ratings. Which makes no sense because it took Jay three full years before he hit his groove.
NBC knew Jay wouldn't get good ratings until the summertime when other ten pm shows were in summer reruns. What they didn't consider was the local affiliate news shows and the sorry audience they recieved from Jay's lead in from ten pm.
NBC thought they were saving money with Jay but they cut the legs off of their local stations, the dumbasses. Plus Jay ain't got no life outside of the Tonight Show, the fuckin loser.
Conan's staff will be fine though, they'll follow him whereever he goes, after all, they're the reason he made it this far.
Wait - no more Triumph???? What the fuckety fuck?
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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:56pm.
OMG, I love Ferguson! Especially when he pretends to look down a woman's shirt when he's all up close to the camera. He is quite daft though, and can be very cheeky. I loves it!
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Also, the puppets and the dance routines are hilarious.
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Submitted by Sibsi on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:37pm.
Well I think people love drama, that is why they are choosing to fight for it. In a way it is fun. The other problems in the world are in no way humorous or fun, they are just truly depressing. So really people are doing it for personal entertainment, not really fighting for a real cause, which doesn't bother me.
Also, I do think, that people see this as standing up for the little guy or standing up to "the man". No, Conan, is not the little man really, but in this situation, compared to Leno he is. People always love an opportunity to stand up to the boss.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:47pm.
I love Ferguson!!! Anyone see his movie "The Big Tease" about the Scottish Hairdresser?
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Me too. I didn't see Big Tease, but have seen "Saving Grace" a flick he co-wrote from 2000 about a bunch of stoners in England. Funny stuff
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I dont get the "pervert" thing either.
lololol JJack... me too!
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ok I just noticed some of them have Coco t-shirts on... wow. And what the hell is up with the one guy holding a sign that says JAY LENO PERVERT...? really?
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by music lover on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:36pm.
I prefer Coneheads.
Coco reminds me of chain-link handbags and Parisian suits.
It reminds me of big tits and ass, and Ice T
Jay will continue to be a great host of the Tonight Show... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
*whining* Eileenie, I know but her lies and justifications are so mesmerizing!
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OMG, I love Ferguson! Especially when he pretends to look down a woman's shirt when he's all up close to the camera. He is quite daft though, and can be very cheeky. I loves it!
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
*tazes Roo*
She is a freaking IDIOT!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
That poster looks like it has Bush 41 on it, not Conan.
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Gah his staff get almost nothing. Although I would kill for a job that paid that much these days. Anywho, Conan came out winning, if I were him I'd just quit the comedy and hang out for a couple of years in Tahiti.
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
I totally agree with Ricki, Im sure they can come up with more characters hey Letterman had to do it too and he's fine
NBC- tried for No Boring Comedies, wound up with New Boring Crap.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:46pm.
NBC = No Brain Chumps
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NBC = No Binding Contracts
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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Well, the nice thing about Conan (and his writers, of course) is that they can easily come up with new characters and material that are still hilarious. (Uh, HOW long has it been since he relied heavily on Triumph or the masturbating bear? Srsly?)
Contrast this with Chin Leno, who is still pushing that fucking 'Headlines' crap after years of it being his sole funny bit. Desperate and pathetic much?
I am so bored right now, I'm watching a show about Deborah LeFave. Someone help me.
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Don't you just hate when you are trying to be a real turd & you can't even do that right, you just fuck it up. - urmomma
Sibsi - very well said, I completely agree.
BTW - your avie is smokin hot.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
I love Ferguson!!! Anyone see his movie "The Big Tease" about the Scottish Hairdresser?
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NBC = No Brain Chumps
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Submitted by ashleyyy on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 1:36pm.
This is probably the best thing to happen to Conan.
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i love Conan but I gotta agree. he comes out of this smelling like a rose.
He can argue that he never "technically" failed at the Tonight Show since Leno was such a bad lead-in. And also that the show was yanked from him before he could really make his mark.
Win-Win.