Tuesday, January 19th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Bill Kaulitz
Last night in Milan, a willowy swan rose flew out of Bobby Trendy's flaming hole and sashayed down the runway for DSquared. You know, for years I wondered why the phrase "Work it, girl" even exists. Now I finally know the true reason why RuPaul's nipple gave birth to the phrase under a disco ball many years ago. It was born just so we could all shout it while salivating glitter over these pictures of Tokio Hotel's Bill Kaulitz stomping on hos on the catwalk.
If Glamberace and Johnny Weir made beautiful love in the bathroom of a Wienerschnitzel, their creme de la cum loads would mix together and create this opulent nymph you see before you. EXTRAVAGANZAAA!
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Submitted by Lohohater on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 1:25am.
is bill gay? i cant figure the shit out..
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"Oh, honey! Good luck!" - Wesley Snipes as Noxeema Jackson in To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
is bill gay? i cant figure the shit out..
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"Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends!" - Francis Bacon
Bill is not a star, he's a solar system.
Even Bill's shadow is beautiful. *____*
He's a bag of bones.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
@DL- Bill Kuntlips hahaha
@koko- 1st time I had sleep trouble the Dr would not prescribe Ambien (I think it was due to insurance or something) but this time he did give me generic Ambien. 1st time was Restoril, it sucked.
oh please, that bi-atch Glamberace wishes he were Bill Kaulitz. Bill was the original and still the best, Glamberace is a poor confused wannabe.
I'm high and listening to burning spear.
Congrats Massholes, I also don't want to pay Nebraska n Louisiana residents medicare bills with my tax dollars.
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"One Punch, One Punch!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 12:14am.
Diamond Doggie, Sidebar: I think MJT and DL would be a match made in Dlisted heaven
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Lol...very funny you should say that, I was thinking just the other day when someone joked that ESE and myself should "get a room" whether there has ever been a Dlisted marriage?
Does anyone know?
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Why, yes! Nuptials soon I think. FARRAH and THORNHILL!! I only know that from what I've read here.
Diamond Doggie, Sidebar: I think MJT and DL would be a match made in Dlisted heaven
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Lol...very funny you should say that, I was thinking just the other day when someone joked that ESE and myself should "get a room" whether there has ever been a Dlisted marriage?
Does anyone know?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Koko,
Let's hit the lez bar together...
Then we can go see your husband at the Marriott and tell him all about it! :)
I'll check back tomorrow, thanks for your advice.
Goodnight, all!
Centy xo
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:34pm.
DD, I said the part where she chops off her finger LOL
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I really need to buy that movie.
Sidebar: I think MJT and DL would be a match made in Dlisted heaven.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:27pm.
Diamond Dawg- I don't know a lot about feuds around here. Just have seen a few mean comments lately.
Guess I should stay up later on dlsited?!
Hey, I am gonna head out.
You take care Diamond. Maybe see ya tomorrow in the a.m before I head to work!
Yesterday I went to work and it was 25 min sittin around by myself before i realized we didn't have to work. Doh!
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Feuds happen 24/7, but one can definitely pick up some interesting info late at night....a few peeps are always lurking. I'm sure Bruiser is on the telephone right now calling Sugaroo to wake up and see OPEN POST NOW!!!! Bwuah.
David, if you aren't regular to valium, you should have only taken a half. I'm sure you'll be drooling by the time I post this.
Also, I'll be in San Diego for one day only tomorrow. Maybe two days. Don't know. Depends on the rain.
I don't know if I'll have time to say hi in the morning. I'll see ya soon, tho.
And LoL on the MLK day confusion. I had it, too. I couldn't figure out why the teenagers were still sleeping at 10am!
g'nite strap xoxox
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:32pm.
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Yeah I know, women are always telling me I cross their minds from time to time, every few months or so.
Like the herpe. lol
g'nite.
DD, I said the part where she chops off her finger LOL
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
Goodnight all! :)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:13pm.
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I are good. It's a new year, knowhatimean? The hardest thing for human beings to do is change habits, like me still popping in on this place to see what's goin on.
I'm not tryin to tell you anything, I'm just sayin...:)
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Yeah, you're just sayin, my ass. xox I have to admit something... I miss you. You cross my mind sometimes. Something someone says in reality reminds of something you've said, that sorta thing.
See you MJT!! I am off to sleep.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:20pm.
Hey you ;) You rooting for The Saints?!
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You know it Doll!
Hoping Reggie Bush pees on Kim Lardass when they win in celebration!
Hate to make you feel guilty and run, but I took a valium some dude gave me, and Iam seein double! I know, lite weight!
Haven't been sleepin good since i got over my cold.
Night All!
@centarious
most of the bars downtown are an (trust me i hate using this word) an "older" crowd (and by "older" i mean 26++++.....seriously your plan for the castro theatre, and other shows sounds great...i swear by morning i will have good btunch/smoking/pet places.....
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:20pm.
Hey you ;) You rooting for The Saints?!
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OMG.
WHO DAT SAY DEY GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS?!?!??!?
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:23pm.
HI SPEAKIT!! I saw ya! You have mail.
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wrote ya back
Diamond Dawg- I don't know a lot about feuds around here. Just have seen a few mean comments lately.
Guess I should stay up later on dlsited?!
Hey, I am gonna head out.
You take care Diamond. Maybe see ya tomorrow in the a.m before I head to work!
Yesterday I went to work and it was 25 min sittin around by myself before i realized we didn't have to work. Doh!
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:19pm.
HI DD! again
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LoL. High FSF!!! We keep kinda missing each other. Whatcha got? Did I ask you this already... what is your favorite part is in TRT?? I said the tent in the bedroom scene. My second fave is Gwynnie in Paris nude with her female lover. LMAO!!!
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:13pm.
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I are good. It's a new year, knowhatimean? The hardest thing for human beings to do is change habits, like me still popping in on this place to see what's goin on.
I'm not tryin to tell you anything, I'm just sayin...:)
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:20pm.
Hey you ;) You rooting for The Saints?!
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
HI SPEAKIT!! I saw ya! You have mail.
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Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:19pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:15pm.
Nah, no Mardi Gras for me. Bourbon Street won't have my vomit on it from me this year.
My job here ends in March, so it is kinda pointles to go home. I didn't go for Xmas, so my mom would be pissed if I blew off xmas but decided to come home for drunkfest!
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Well, in actuality, you will be home just in time for SPRING BREAK HOTNESS!!! So sweet how love your mom!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:20pm.
LOL! Maybe! If you are from Slidell, LA.
"One Punch, One Punch!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
No hello for me MJT? I am hurt!
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:16pm.
Keepin up with morons from my past I can usually do when I am back home and check out the police blotter in the local paper.
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Did we go to the same school?
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:13pm.
Submitted by Bruiser on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 10:35pm.
This is me. Sherry. A 37 year old female who lives in Kentucky. A mother, a sister, a friend, a daughter, a human being.
That would make an excellent epitaph on your tombstone.
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Is it me, or have there been a few assholes on this site lately.
Shit man, that is harsh and bad fucking karma!
Not fucking funny, if you were tryin to be!
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David - THE BRUISER ASSHOLE IS A MEMBER WHO USED TO GO BY THE NAME "LOVESCARROTTOP" - she turned into an EPIC HATER, so much so that she can't use her old name, so now she goes by "Bruiser" - that is when she's not going by one of her other 78 Alts.
BTW, word up, SHE'S THISTIGHT with with Looseroo, aka Sugaroo.
Those two whores together have ruined things.
AND do remember, that Sugaroo got BANNED from the forum because she called Strap an "oreo"
*NEVER FORGET*
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:15pm.
Nah, no Mardi Gras for me. Bourbon Street won't have my vomit on it from me this year.
My job here ends in March, so it is kinda pointles to go home. I didn't go for Xmas, so my mom would be pissed if I blew off xmas but decided to come home for drunkfest!
Hey Jazzy! I'm good.....you??? :)
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
HI DD! again
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"Sucky&Fucky, You were so gentle, wise and patient with Fishsticks. You're amazing!" - little_rascal
awww centy i have always wanted to go to lexington seriously we are moving to oakland tomorrow and thursday but i have never been to the lexington club (lez bar) but always wanted to go have some drinks...the marriott is at 299 2nd street...look for the nerdy looking bartender with a beard and fucking hipster with rivers cuomo glasses...mention koko or cherry or just flirt with him, he'll know what's up...i'm still loking for the korean smoking bar...it's a few blocks away
Hi MJT!!! How have you been>???
EEG, mail sent back.
Uh oh, fighting?
*goes back to Perez*
(What??? It's not like he writes it any more)
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:13pm.
I'm a lazy fuck, after work ,I don't wanna do much, unless I have to.
Keepin up with morons from my past I can usually do when I am back home and check out the police blotter in the local paper.
Hi DD
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:10pm.
Hey DIamond Dawg, where you been? Haven't seen ya for a while!
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High!! I've was here earlier today, other than that, I've been hanging out at a couple places in the L.A. area. This storm is kuhrazy!
How ya doin'?? Are you gonna go home for Mardi Gras?? I have an invitation to stay at a friend's house, but I don't think I'll be able to swing the trip this year. Very disappointing. Am curious to know who is going to be Rex King (did I get that right?).
Are any of your friends or fams part of the floats? I hear it takes beaucoup monies to be part of those gigs.
Diamond Dawg!,
I'm off to get some wine.
Tonight's my last night before I have to start a course of antibiotics (NOT for VD!), so no more drinking for a week!
Where's Peaches and ESE? I know TV is in Vegas, he says that it is raining like crazy.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:09pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:06pm.
I had enough of high school in high school.
Guess I just never got into that whole "social networking" thing.
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Good thing. It is too much trouble and really very superficial.
Submitted by Bruiser on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 10:35pm.
This is me. Sherry. A 37 year old female who lives in Kentucky. A mother, a sister, a friend, a daughter, a human being.
That would make an excellent epitaph on your tombstone.
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Is it me, or have there been a few assholes on this site lately.
Shit man, that is harsh and bad fucking karma!
Not fucking funny, if you were tryin to be!
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:04pm.
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Hi strap. Happy New Year, honey! Hope life's treating you good.
Yeah, I'm still crazy (and that is the keyword) about that no good motherfucker.
How are you?
Ummmm......okay.
Is Sherry "speakit?"
Is Sherry a "made" woman here on Dlisted.
If so, I apologize for snarking.
If not, shut up speakit and don't order us around! :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Hey DIamond Dawg, where you been? Haven't seen ya for a while!
speakit,
Answer me
Giving up won't get you out
Can't you hear me
Come and leave this room of doubt
Answer me
- Vertical Horizon
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:06pm.
I had enough of high school in high school.
Guess I just never got into that whole "social networking" thing.
Submitted by Bruiser on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 10:37pm.
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 10:35pm.
This is me. Sherry. A 37 year old female who lives in Kentucky. A mother, a sister, a friend, a daughter, a human being.
That would make an excellent epitaph on your tombstone.
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Oh hey, Bruiser/LovesCarrotTop, ya fat cunt. We saw your picture that day. You really are a heiffer.
Leave Sherry alone you miserable 80 Alts fucking nutjob.