Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

We suppose this doesn’t really need to be a blind, so we’ll reveal it soon. This MTV reality star from a new popular show frequents the same restaurant on a regular basis. According to a waitress at the place, the star is a total jerk. He is a famously low tipper (usually around $1.00 per ticket) and makes sexist remarks to all the female staff. (He once told a waitress “Don’t get your hopes up because I’m not leaving my phone number on a napkin.” To which she replied, “Uh, I don’t want your phone number, thanks.”) The best part is, he is constantly checking himself out in the mirrors and windows, the reflection on his cell phone, and even uses his spoon to fix his hair. When he has company with him, he spends more time looking at himself than whoever he is with. Not Brody Jenner. (BuzzFoto)

The ~~Delusion~~ Situation, of course. The grossest part is that I still would. I know I have to dip my situation into a big bowl of ice for slobbering over The Situation and his Don Knotts-looking face.

There are many people who like to show off new purchases. They’ll allow you to sit in their new car, or give you a tour of their new house. But who knew that you could squeeze a woman’s breasts just by asking? During a Golden Globes after-party, this is the scene that went down. One of the night’s nominated actors couldn’t stop staring at another young nominee’s chest. When he finally got to speak with her, the first thing he asked her was if her breasts were real. “No!” she laughed. “They were a present from xxxxx. But they sure look real, don’t they?” The actor agreed, then told the woman that he was an expert on breasts, and that the only sure way to tell was if he squeezed them. She allowed herself to be led into a more quiet corner of the party, and then gave him access. He returned to the group with a big smile on his face and proclaimed “They’re fake, but they’re really good fakes!” (Blind Gossip)

January Jones was photographed leaving a party on Sunday night with a face full of regret and Jeremy Piven at her side (the two usually go hand in hand). So I'll go with them.

This A list television star has a bit of a drinking problem. More than a bit, but it definitely isn't blind item worthy. What is though is that while drinking our actor loves to switch teams. Get him drunk and he shifts from women to men in a flash. One of his favorite places for a quick hookup is a bar in New York he frequents which closes down just for him and his friends. (CDAN)

Kiefer Sutherland or Alec Baldwin? I'll go with the former actually, because when Keef gets a little bit of the sweet nectar in him, he falls in love with everything from ladies to dudes to Christmas trees.

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Blind Items

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 5:38am.

Don Knott's looking FACE-HAAAAAAAAAA!
MK, you sexy whore!

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 3:59am.

Stinkyfish going for a sister's bod? We don't think so!!!

Submitted by justice on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 12:36am.

Donn Knotts... hAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

--thanks awfully--

Submitted by SkyBitch on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 12:29am.

MK is right...it's "The Situation". The only situation I would like to see him in is this:

Me, pulling a Jeffrey Dahmer on him, drilling into his little brainhole and removing that unjustified fucking ego!

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Submitted by sonah22 on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 12:21am.

Christian Hendricks' boobies are not real according to a few sites:

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2009/10/15/christina-hendricks-nicest-...

Submitted by Talula on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 10:44pm.

I think this comment is definitely referring to Asshole Kutcher, “They were a present from xxxxx", so, yeah, January Jones. Additionally, her boobs were all over GQ a couple of months ago.

Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 10:08pm.

MK< PLEASE!!! You are so above anything that has been seen on the Jersey Shore!

Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 9:13pm.

@Kellywinona, I get what you're saying about January Jones not being flat chest. But her breasts aren't that big that they'd still call attention in something that completely covered them. Christina Hendricks wears clothing that covers her chest completely in Mad Men, but I'd totally understand men still staring at her chest because they're huge. But January has average sized breasts that under a dress like she wore wouldn't call extra attention...especially not extra attention to question whether they're real or not because real or fake any breasts would look the same under that dress with the average bra. Meh, just my thoughts.

Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 9:10pm.

I'll be damned if #3 is Kiefer I have seen him put away an entire bottle of J&B - on many occasions. Scotch - A LOT of scotch with a Coke back. Like most alcoholics, he's an equal opportunity drinker/drunk so the fact that he goes stumbling in or out of a gay bar means nothing. Even if some dude swore that he hit on him - lots of drunks are friendly drunks. If Kiefer got friendly with a girl, doesn't necessarily mean he wants to bang her either. Plus Kiefer has been around a long ass time, he has never been gay fodder before, and this little "secret" wouldn't just creep up in a blind item. I need pictures for proof. #3 - Kiefer - bullshit.

Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 8:55pm.

3. Dennis LEARY!

Submitted by squiggles on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 8:44pm.

Ooooh, that last one HAS to be Kiefer. I know a (straight) guy who bumped into & ended up hanging out with him and his crew whilst boozing and he swore up and down that Kiefer hit on him....but he couldn't make any sense of it since he'd always thought the guy was straight.

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 8:08pm.

Every single one of my girlfriends who got boob jobs wanted us to look at them and squeeze them, and I've even encountered a few strangers over the years who have flipped up their tops for me to admire, so this is just so true.

(I'm a girl, btw.)

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Submitted by bohemeballerine on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 8:07pm.

"The Delusion!" That's definitely what he should be called...I love him on the show though, he plays the villain/douchebag role very well

Submitted by PeachPie on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 8:06pm.

Submitted by nono on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:30pm.

The Siutation has the face of a 45 year old
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What I love is that he's 30 friggin years old but still refers to himself and the other guys on the show as a "kid".

I don't know if #1 is "The (I embarrass even myself) Situation" or Pauly Helmet Hair but the part with the spoon grossed me OUT.

Submitted by PeachPie on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 8:01pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 5:14pm.

yeah Spencer for all 3
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Submitted by Mrs. Voorhees on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 7:30pm.

#2 is Rue McC.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 7:20pm.

SpiceDong -- you never fail to deliver; what an original avie! January Jones isn't flat-chested, though; the 'ho was putting them out there in that issue of GQ, though I think they were taped up to look that big. She was a nit-wit in the interview, too -- I'm not surprised that she'd leave with the Pivert. Hey, this bitch once dated Ashton Kutcher, so anything's possible. And I agree about Alec Baldwin. He may be fat & bloated, but damn he was hot in the day.

Michelleb -- is that your kitty in your avie?

Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 7:09pm.

Is that that fucking little nasty troll bitch from Jersey! FUCK! Can't get away from seein her ugly mug everywhere!

Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 7:04pm.

Ladies love the "Situations" olive oil voice and guinea charm...

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"One Punch, One Punch!"

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 7:03pm.

-"Submitted by michelleb on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:08pm.

Yeah, cuz these people are totally going to be our world leaders and it will be really important to know who's boobies are big and small when it's time to vote."

Ha! right on, dude.

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Submitted by nono on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 7:00pm.

The Siutation has the face of a 45 year old and his arms are disproportionate to the rest of his body. I feel like no one ever tells him he is not hot and they let him just go on believing he is. A six pack does not a hot guy make.

Submitted by mike on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:48pm.

heh, I have no idea who number #2 is, but I was once involved in a very similar situation.

Submitted by michelleb on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:38pm.

Submitted by kellywinona on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 5:55pm.
I never understand how some of you can read gossip and be so uninformed.

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Yeah, cuz these people are totally going to be our world leaders and it will be really important to know who's boobies are big and small when it's time to vote.

Submitted by kellywinona on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:27pm.

http://amygrindhouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/January-Jones-Novemb...

Another photo for all of the people calling her flat chested.

Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:25pm.

the Piven was nominated for Entourage.
but he did not win.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:25pm.

exhibit b keifer sutherland:

"Sources report that the 24 star’s drinking problem has gotten worse. A source said,"Kiefer’s been a big drinker, but now he’s pounding down the alcohol morning. He was recently spotted drinking Scotch at a gay bar at 9 a.m. There was a movie shooting across the street and Kiefer stumbled out of the bar to have a cigarette. When he came out, a number of the crewmembers recognized him and went over to have their picture taken with him."

Submitted by kellywinona on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:25pm.

I never understand how some of you can read gossip and be so uninformed.
January Jones was nominated, so was Piven.
And she has tits that look real, but are fake.
MK is right on the money.
http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/girls/gq_icons/slideshows/090401-january-jo...

Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:22pm.

#1 - that Pauly DJ guy is fussier about his hair and gel than the Situation so I will go with him instead.

#2 - This could be any skank. January is flat as a board and that dress she wore did not help either. So it can't be her. However, it's good to see she has the morals of Betty Drapper in real life. She ditched her dad to leave with the Piven??? Gross!
As for Christina H., her show was nominated but she wasn't and those huge udders she carries on her chest look pretty real to me.

#3 - if rumors are to be believed, there are NO straight actors left in Hollywood anymore, so it could be anyone. But if it is the Alec, it doesn't matter how old and bloated he is now, if I run into him drunk and looking for cock at a NYC gay bar, the fur will fly (in a good way) even if I have to think of the way he looked in Married to The Mob to get through the encounter. I had a crush on this motherfucker since I was 18yo or so. LOL

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:22pm.

#2 says the the woman is young and a nominee, going through the list of nominees that night (would take it it would not be a winner) it may possibly be.....Emily Blunt, Marion Cotillard, Anna Kendrick from Up in the Air (also Twilight), January Jones (not big chested), Anna Paquin, Lea Michele (Glee), Rose Byrne (not big chested), Jane Adams, not sure if Chloe Sevigny would count because she was a winner, not just nominee. No Clue who the dude would be, Pivs wasn't nominated (EDIT: oops, very bottom of the page, he was nominated).

Full list of nominees: http://www.goldenglobes.org/nominations/

Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:17pm.

i don't think this is a gay bar but it is kiefer being a drunk douche

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2006/05/11/oh_that_crazy_kiefe...

Submitted by sweetstickyriceball on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:13pm.

I can't believe I'm going to say this bc I really like this girl is very talented and bc she's engaged to a seemingly nice guy. It's not January Jones in BI#2. I've looked at all the pictures of what people were wearing that night, and I think it's Emily Blunt. Her boobs look bigger than before. Google Image before and after pics of her. January Jones wore the same black dress all night, and you see no boobs. Lea Michelle was my initial guess, but after looking at pics, she has no boob action. The BI said a NOMINEE, so it can't be Christina Hendricks.

AND OF COURSE IT'S PIVERT! The word clue is that he went back to his "group."

Submitted by kokoskitten on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:11pm.

keifer for # 3...he's been photographed MANY times in front of or stumbling out of gay bars with names like the manhole....

Submitted by BorgQueen on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:10pm.

I watched my 1st episode of JerseyShore and the Situation is so FUUUUGLY. MK you were spot-on with the Don Knotts' comparison.

I will be real upset if its Keifer but I think its him. He is araging drunk but does love everyone and everything (Christmas tree). GO JACK BAUER!!!!!

And Ms.January Jones, if you knew that Asshole Kutcher was a jerk, I know you must know the same about the Perv-in. Back away from the light glistening off his balding scalp.

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Submitted by michelleb on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:10pm.

Anna Paquin was showing a lot of boobage in her dress and was nominated, so wtf, I'll go with her for #2 and the king of creepers, Jeremy Piven.
#1 is either Pauly D or The Constipation
#3 is your dad

Submitted by VenusVibeTrap on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:00pm.

i can't believe how many of these blind items talk about actors who are secretly gay.... i'm just not buying it!

But I vote Spencer for #1

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:00pm.

I don't know if she's the answer to #2, but January Jones is absolutely not flatchested:

http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/january_jones_5...

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Submitted by xlizziebordenx on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 5:56pm.

I vote for Christina Hendricks for #2.

Man how tempted I'd be if I were that waitress to find a man to plaster his number on the men's bathroom wall.

Submitted by Cat Scratch on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 5:52pm.

#2...gosh I hate myself for suggesting this but is it possible that it's Christina Hendricks? It's just that she has a really big rack. I hope she wouldn't do that to her husband.

Submitted by sushi on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 5:51pm.

Wait, there is actually someone that calls themselves, "The Situation". How fucking ridiculous.

Is Keifer's closet homoness the reason that Julia Roberts ditched him at the alter? I thiought the rumor was he was banging a stripper. Maybe the stripper is of the male variety?

Submitted by Alix on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 5:50pm.

January's co-star, maybe. They look very, very real, but there's no way Christina Hendricks was born with that rack.
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Submitted by lifeislikecake on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 5:45pm.

Emily Blunt for #2?

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 5:44pm.

yeah Spencer for all 3

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Submitted by Snarf on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 5:41pm.

#2 is that chick from Glee that looked like a bitchy black swan at the Globes (I can't even be bothered to look up her name)

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Submitted by lifeislikecake on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 5:37pm.

I don't think its the Situation. Strike me down for saying this, but on the show, he comes across as a nice guy to most of those whores. I'm going with Spencer.

Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 5:36pm.

Unless January Jones wore another dress to the after party, it's hard to imagine someone leering at her chest in the dress she wore.