Tuesday, January 19th 2010
Like Looking Into A Mirror
After putting her Juniper Visa into a deeper coma by buying a bunch of dumb shit at Alive + Olivia yesterday, one of HoHan's dog friends was kind of enough to give her an impromptu psychic reading and let her take a glimpse into her future. Unfortunately for HoHan, the dog's hairy b-hole was not dingle-free, so I guess White Oprah and Michael Lohan are here to stay!
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"Like looking into a mirror"
MK - you are so funny!
Judging by how tired, partied-out and leathery Miley Cyrus looks in this trailer, "The Last Song" looks like it will be Miley's "Georgia Rule" http://bit.ly/6j5tlP Remember how Georgia Rule sort of was the turning point for Lindsay? Miley is next!
I absolutely LOVE how the dog keeps it's ass on the console and right in her face! lmfao!!!
If it was a drug sniffing dog it would be dead around her.
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Well Lindsay like I always say a fart on your hand is worth two in Samros bush.
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bwahahaha!
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"Publicity is one hellova drug."
-RecessVillain
LOL! I love the puppy. Get all of Lins clothes here http://outfitidentifier.com/?cat=126
that dog is cute, but that bitch next to her needs a bath!! Why does Hohan always look so dirty and unkempt...that doggie looks cleaner (and WAY prettier) than her...but then again most dogs do!!
THE MIRROR HAS TWO FACES...ok I really don't even know what that means...but I like it.
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Damn I laughed SO hard at the headline for this picture! xD
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Well, she's used to licking dirty assholes for a fix.
Just smelling one is a walk in the park.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 7:45pm.
by david Letterman... on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:31pm.
I bet she thought it was a drug sniffing dog and offered to fuck it for a rail.
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Not sure why but this made me laugh like a loon.
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Glad I made ya laff!
by david Letterman... on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:31pm.
I bet she thought it was a drug sniffing dog and offered to fuck it for a rail.
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Not sure why but this made me laugh like a loon.
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Don't you just hate when you are trying to be a real turd & you can't even do that right, you just fuck it up. - urmomma
This fire crotched cunt has no business taking care of living things.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Ahhaha... MK knew he struck gold when he saw those photos.
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FIST PUMP!!
LMFAO!!! It's rude, but that title and picture just made my day.
"Is this a coke-sniffing dog?"
"Is there POSSIBLY any residue?"
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by david Letterman... on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 6:31pm.
I bet she thought it was a drug sniffing dog and offered to fuck it for a rail
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No doubt!
It's amazing how obsessed people are with these "celebrities." I just watched a 4 min video at http://x17video.com/celebrity_video/sofia_vergara/vida_launch_event_host... just these people go in and out of a party?! wow....
I love doggies confused look in one of the thumbnails and theres no question hes looking for something-I assume its Lohans lost coke bullet...
Not our sort of person darling"
I hope that dog blasted a Taco Bell powered fart in her face.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
and, ftr - i dont think i can stomach any more lohan news. the girl is fucked, her mother is fucked, her sister is fucked, and her father is fucked.
there is no more news than that.
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The McCanns Did It
YOU CAN VOTE FOR MAH BOO OVER AND OVER ON GQ.COM AND MAKE HIM MOST STYLISH MAN OF 2010, RATHER THAN UNICORN HEAD OR THE GREASY HAIRED JOHNNY DEPP.
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The McCanns Did It
I bet she thought it was a drug sniffing dog and offered to fuck it for a rail.
Is there some way to get high off of dog piss?
I see no other reason why she should subject this poor, innocent dog to her feline funk...
I hate seeing twats like Hohan with dogs. She's not even responsible enough to take care of herself, let alone a pet.
He's gotta be a drug-sniffing dog, trained to alert Hohan to others but not to alert on her purse ... or luggage ... or coat pockets ... or nostrils
Holy Shit, MK. That headline is perfect.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Holy crap, MK....sometimes your sharp wit kills me!
That being said....Blohan is on par with Miley Cyrus in my book.
Make them go away!
That dumb slag isn't responsible enough for a dog.
dogs smell each others butt
to greet each other
damn dog should have whizzed on her
She is just not pretty.
BloHan is one step away from playing a piece of crap in a porn movie called "Dirtstar Galasstica".
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Don't you just hate when you are trying to be a real turd & you can't even do that right, you just fuck it up. - urmomma
where is everybody???
1st!!!!!!!!!!!
howz about opening the forum again????
pweeze!!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 5:37pm.
The puppeh's b-hole is much cleaner than Lohan ever will be.
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Smells better too!
The puppeh's b-hole is much cleaner than Lohan ever will be.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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