It's Even More Terrifying When It Moves!
Almost a week after she debuted her new auto-tuned face on People Magazine, Heidi Montag went on Good Morning America today to try to move her mouth while talking about why she turned herself into a Joan Rivers real doll (4 words that can send the strongest of genitals into a coma).
If you're too afraid that watching the entire interview above might cause you to hate your dildo for being made out of silicone, here's some quotes that'll test your gag reflex:
On bitches saying that she's addicted to plastic surgery: "I would say that none of those people know me at all, and that's just a judgment. I'm not addicted. If I were addicted, I would have had 10 plastic surgeries. I really had 2 different surgeries. I had one three years ago, and one that I had several procedures one, weeks ago. If you're addicted, you have to do it all the time."On bitches saying she looks like a clearance bin Barbie: "I hope I have my own Barbie one day. I think I look like myself. I think I just look like a different, improved version of myself."
On the message she's sending to young girls who look up to her (GULP!!!): "My main message is that beauty is within..... I'm living in my skin, and I look in the mirror and it's my career and my life, and you only have one. So, I want to take advantage of everything and be the best me, in and out, every way."
On bitches saying her plastic-over is just a publicity stunt to promote her album: "No, that's all God's timing."
The best part of this mess is when Heidi is asked to sing something. Fortunately for all the earsdrums in the room, Heidi politely declined, because she said her jaw was still delicate from surgery. Well, bitch just blew (punned on purpose) her music career. No producer is going to ever want to "work" with her again after finding out she has a temperamental jaw.
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Imagine how stupid she must be to actually be encouraged by her plastic surgeon. He looks like a train wreck of overkill so why would he be subtle? Most plastic surgeons are psychologically retarded anyhow.
a plastic surgeon needs to surgically sew her fuckin mouth shut. stoopid bitch. get an education.
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"Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends!" - Francis Bacon
the good part?
she's a freak show now and won't be doing much "actressing"
ITA with all those who say that spencer must abuse her. She is totally brainwashed by him and dumbly does along with everything douchy thing he does. Pathetic.
This will not help sell her cd. She looks horrid.
"Speidi" is something straight out of satan's ass.
The fact that this thing says it is a believer in Jesus is just the corn kernel on top of the stinking pile of crapola.
I'm hoping young women will smarten up and reject this pathetic, sick-in-the-head girl but I checked her twitter following and right now it's more than 1 million.
*barf*
Oh, and now that there's been some backlash she is talking about how she almost died and was in so much pain that she wanted to die.
But now she feels so confident!
If she wants useful plastic surgery, she should have her eye lids sewn shut and her ears closed for good so she doesn't have to see or hear her douche husband again.
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
Your 15 minutes are up bitch!
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
what a sad human being
with all that's going on in the world and this is what gets attention?
sad i tell you
I'm sorry, I'm still laughing at the interviewer claiming that Heidi's a "big name in Hollywood"..The fuck??
Everything else has pretty much been said. I predicted in a few years, she'll either be another Catwoman or dead from complications after surgery.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
*ahem*
Kill it! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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She was so loaded during this interview..........her eyes were so dialated! I'm sure she is eating pain pills. Next attention getter, rehab.
She now looks 15 years older than her former self.
Her face is a little scary. Actually, she looks like a blonde Jade (also from the Hills). Triple Ds?? Honestly, if she wanted to do something to improve her look all she had to do was fix the nose and reduce the chin. The lip injections, lipo, breasts, etc. were unnecessary.
I liked the studio comments. They were very genuine and sad about it.
And hahaha she uses the word "career".
"That's all God's timing"?????????
Reminds me of Sarah Palin's "It's God's will."
Maybe the two of them can get together and produce an album of pop songs for the tea baggers.
This is what passes for "news" in our world today. Roseanne is right , Americans are addicted to BULLShiT.
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Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.
You know - I have to admit that I did watch The Hills in the old days and her family - esp, her mother, seemed quite normal and sane. So where are these people in her life now? Why aren't they telling this girl that she needs some help? That this lifestyle she and her douchebag husband have chosen is just not a healthy one in the end? Where her cowboy dad coming along to tell her that she's acting like a total fool?
I'm not a fan of hers, but I always thought she was a really cute and vivacious looking girl, pre-surgery. She is obviously a confused and messed up person to so drastically change her appearance when she was perfectly attractive before. She does not look like an "improved version" of herself. She looks weird. Her face doesn't move at all, she can barely blink. And she looks older, all of the youthfulness in her face has been erased, along with any character. She actually seems nice and fairly intelligent (when she is not spouting her delusions of grandeur), but she has never been the same since she took up with her husband. She should have left L.A. and gone back to Colorado. She obviously can't handle the pressure out there, if dealing with it led her to butcher her face. She doesn't seem to realize that her face will hollow out as she ages, she would have lost that roundness that you have when you're young. Which means she'll have to replump her face again at some point.....and we all know that looks like shit, just look at Madonna and the like.
Poor, poor delusional woman.
I have no idea who this woman is but I have no problem with plastic surgery. If you want to look younger, cool, if you're not happy with something and you want to change it, cool too. People get so put out about plastic surgery and cast all kinds of judgements on those that get it which is stupid and unnecessary when one considers the simple truths that life is short and everyone has a right to do what the fuck they like with their own bodies for whatever reasons they deem fit.
Having said that, though, two very distinct and honest opinions here:
a) I have no idea what she looked like before (and I doubt I care enough to check) but she looks like she's in her forties or maybe, being incredibly generous, late thirties here. I find it just extraordinary that she's in her twenties, frankly. I don't know why that is but I suspect this isn't the best plastic surgeon in Hollywood. Something about it all just looks incredibly disbalanced and weird in a way that I can definitely see but can't put my finger on specifically.
b) She's just boring-looking. No matter what she does to herself won't alter the fact that she's just one of those people that has a pretty inconsequential, nothing kind of face. Not an ugly girl but even then ugly in a way is good because at least it gives your face something. She's got one of those faces that's like a blank wall. Not a soggy, ripped wallpaper kind of wall or a beautiful frescoed wall, just a plain, blank, white wall.
I feel bad for her in a way because she won't stop here and mostly because she's not ever going to be able to get - or the impression I have of her anyway is that she doesn't want to get - that she doesn't have a face that will ever amount to anything of any note know matter how much she does with it. Sad. I suppose I'll just sit back and watch the inevitable oncoming train wreck from now on.
Okay, this may be stating the obvious, and clearly Heidi is not a rational person, but I want to STRANGLE THIS WHORE every time she talks about God and how it's the inside that matters. I'm fairly certain that God doesn't really want you spending all your fame-whore income on DDD boobs so that you can take more pictures for Playboy. And I'm pretty certain that if it's what's on the inside that matters, you're fucking DOOMED because you're empty and hollow and selfish and sad. You've spent tens of thousands taking care of your outside while your brain/soul/spirit/whatever sits there and rots. ME ME ME ME ME ME LOOK AT ME LIKE ME LOOK AT MY BOOBS APPROVE OF ME ME ME ME. That's ALL that is inside, you sad piece of shit.
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She looks atrocious.
Call me when she drives off a cliff.
She looks like the dime store mannequin version of Faith Hill. Sad.
look what a positive embrace from the press
the first set of procedures had:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMUQfT8BVyQ
she should have stopped there
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 01/19/2010 - 11:01pm.
She's pathetic. I don't care how much money she makes or how "famous" she is, she's completely empty inside and I'd never trade my life for hers. Not even for one minute.
AMEN! I completely agree.
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she needs a brain transplant
She must have given her plastic surgeon a picture of Joan Rivers cause that's exactly who she looks like. And that's not a good thing.
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WTF!?!?!?
She looks like Joan Rivers and David Gest's love child. She WAS pretty when she was 100% natural. Now she is SCARY
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personally i think she looks like a deformed accident victim.any logical person in their right mind would have the urge to commit suicide if they woke up looking like this in their 20's! I mean she didn't leave anything for when she'll get older and really need this shit and woow how delusional she is.sad person she;ll never be happy with herself.
Good. Now that she can't move her face maybe she'll shut the fuck up and disappear for a while. And take her douchenozzle husband with her.
i'd rather the old heidi. the new one looks fake.
she's not distinctive anymore; the woman saying that was so right. heidi looks like any other californian girl. she doesn't have anything original in her looks.
i'm all for plastic surgery but i think she exaggerated.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
It just so sad to see what a young and confused woman does to fit in Hollywood. She went from looking cute to a stiff tranny look.
Ok, that's it. She f*cked up her face for good.
Give it 5 years and it'll all melt.
And that at 23......my Gosh!
Heidi looks like her-
http://www.luxurylaunches.com/entry_images/0606/27/ivana_trump_.jpg
Kim K,Jayde Nicole-have done the exact same proscedure's she did. I think Heidi is the only one who is talking about it. I worked at a plastic surgeons office in Bel Air just answering the phones. The nurses where all under 30 and all HAD MAJOR WORK DONE ALL THE TIME! MY face being normal felt alien.
BTW, she does mention the $10 text donation that can be made to the RC on her twitter. So I guess she got her plastic head out of her new plastic @$$ long enough to found out what's the new 'in' thing now. ** rolls eyes **
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 2:58am.
Also you gotto love how God is like all okay with her having plastic surgery and shit and yet somehow allows something like Haiti to happen. Kids losing their parents, families torn apart and total devastation. I can only assume this happened because God was busy guiding Heidi through her chin op. BITCH!
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Well, you know, ** channeling Spencer Twatt ** If Heidi survived a jungle with a bad case of the diarrheas, then all those poor people who haven't had a facial in years anyway will get over that little earthquake they had and the Red Cross has enough money to cover the cost of those 10 'procedures' that she would have donated anyway.
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Ultimately what is really sad is that Spencer most likely convinced her to do this to herself...its one thing for her to say oh i want some work done but its another for her husband to encourage it....he should have been the one to tell her "u know what honey i love u the way u are and thats all that should matter" if he said that she would not have done it, maybe one or two things but to make herself look like a completely different person is sad...this stupid ass doctor should not be encouraging anyone to have this type of surgery...u can tell he is not even happy with his own looks...he looks like the old oc housewives...with that being said at least she is admitting to what she had done unlike say Megan Fox who looks like a completely different person from when she was on Hope and Faith
"On the message she's sending to young girls who look up to her (GULP!!!)"
Ironically you can take this question and readdress it right back to the interviewer and the medias in general: what message do they send to young girls by acknowledging empty vapid attention whores with no whatsoever talent or achievements?
After watching the clip a few things came to mind:
1)Like her or hate her, this is incredibly sad.
2)She looks at least 10 years older.
3)This shows the world just how truly stupid she is. Heidi managed to fuck up the one thing that she was actually good at: being a pretty girl.
Oh and to nono: "Plastic surgery is always a gamble and it looks like she lost this one." I laughed my ass off!
Also you gotto love how God is like all okay with her having plastic surgery and shit and yet somehow allows something like Haiti to happen. Kids losing their parents, families torn apart and total devastation. I can only assume this happened because God was busy guiding Heidi through her chin op. BITCH!
I am shocked. The scary part is NOTHING resembles her old face which makes it truly spooky. I didn't mind her chin. Now she looks like any old porn actress in Hollywood. Sorry but this is SUCH a generic look. Awful.... I really think she needs some shrink to talk to her
i honestly loved her orange county clueless look! she was a pretty girl, i'd of said that seasons ago@! audrina? enourmous boobs doesn't make you someone- jade? panther caught in headlights- lo, still pretty and chunk (you go, girl!) L.C. *sigh* im not sure how you can be 21 and have saggy boobs?! i attribute that to bad posture throw your shoulders back, girl!
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I don't consider botox a plastic surgery or even a "procedure." People frown upon botox, but in my opinion it's the same as getting your roots done.
Hi Rascal -
That's 9, I guess 10th is her mouth...the skin between her fake upper lip and her fake nose is looking weird. Plus, she's wearing contacts, false eyelashes, and fake hair. It's incomprehensible.
Wow...well, if Heidi's goal was to look OLDER than she succeeded. She looks frightening. She is delusional. And her surgeon is clearly a freak.
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Mmmmmm. Machine-Gun jubblies.
Okay sorry for the back to back posts, but I just saw her surgeon. She is officially mentally ill if she saw that guy and let him touch her! He looks permanently startled or like his eyelids have been stapled to his forheard!
Submitted by nono on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 12:28am.
Although she did not look perfect before she looked youthful and her imperfections made her unique.
thats the key, she doesn't look youthful, which is the prime objective of plastic surgery.
I also agree with you on the imperfections. Thats what makes us, us. Its the subtleties that makes someone fall in love with you.
Real doll looks will lead to real doll relationships, i.e. people will cum in you and go to sleep.
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She looks terrible!!! Thought she was cute before but now she looks a mess. WHY DID YOU FUCK UP YOUR FACE YOU CRAZY BITCH???~~ What she needs is an intervention. I feel bad for her she is incredibly insecure and mentally unstable if she was willing to do all that shit to herself. The best punchline: Her album is called superficial..? 0.o OMFG!!!
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