Wednesday, January 20th 2010

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Amanda Palmer, one half of The Dresden Dolls, Neil Gaiman's fiancee and the half-nekkid fairy of the Golden Globes.

While getting fancy for the Golden Globes on Sunday night, Amanda decided that slips are not for her, so she wore her dress without one. The likes of Martin Scorsese and Morgan Freeman got ten eye fulls of her Julia Roberts pits and silicone nipples (silence tribute to Heidi Montag?).

And later at an after-party, Amanda had enough with her funeral bloomers, so she ripped them off on the red carpet and let her coochie take in the fresh air!

Somebody had to get nekkid on the red carpet at the Globes, and since Bai Ling was attending a more prestigious event out of town (the opening of a planetarium in Boise), Amanda had to take the lead!

(For Deb H)

Posted by: Michael K


I think Mr. Gaiman is tremendously talented, but his choice in a woman makes me question his mental status. She is extremely ugly, classless, and untalented. She can post a million blogs about just making a statement, but the fact is, someone "edgy" and against the establishment wouldn't even be there. Her theatrics scream for attention and convey the message that she is using Mr. Gaiman for any fame and attention she can usurp from him. I pity him, his ex-wife, and his children.

Uh, sure.
This is Amanda Fucking Palmer, people. Performance artist, incredibly talented singer/songwriter, and a strong woman who doesn't give a shit what people think about her. She's amazing, unique, clever and sweet, and doesn't conform to the same standards as all the other Hollywood vapids that appear on this site.
Also, grow up - not all women shave.

HoityToity's picture

Mmmm, classy!

PurpleNeon's picture

OK, I don't feel half as bad about my drunken antics now.

Belial's picture

She's a genius, he's a genius. Love him, love her. That would be one awesome threesome...

LASux's picture

I can smell her yeast from here.
Throw this fish back in the ocean.

literarylioness's picture

I am French American and I shave and wax. I am proud of my hairless bits. I smell good too.

Oyster's picture

This woman's eyebrows are magically fugly.

If a chola's eyebrows say:

"I'm going to fucking stab you"

then this lady's brows are screaming:

"I'm going to stick a sewing needle in your ear while you sleep trustingly next to me because my depakote has worn off."

Its too bad she sings about sandwiches and the show Law & Order with what sounds like a bad head cold but its probably her deluded idea of bluesy singing, because the music behind all that lunacy is pretty decent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i62UF7uROGU

Kelli B's picture

drugs do bad things to stupid people

OK that's gross. Not only is she HAIRY but she's built like a man. Huge shoulders, big feet, even her face is gigantic. Ick!

LayLow's picture

Engaged? Ah.

So does this mean she's becoming a Scientologist now?

"BOYCOTT LENO."

- People who are funny.

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

Her husband-to-be, novelist Neil Gaiman, was nominated for a GG for Coraline, but of course she made it all about her. Nice way to support your partner, lady. As the Fug Girls said, there's always someone like this at these things, trying to make A Statement about something or other, but usually it's just a famewhore such as Phoebe Price or Sally Kirkland.

This was really, really obvious and sort of pathetic, actually: LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT MEEEEEE.

Erika_Leigh28's picture

i'm all for being a feminist but why can't we be CLEAN feminists that's just plain nassty. if i can't shave my pits they SMELL.... and that's just GROSS ppl and leg shaving i don't do it for guys who doesn't like the feel of smooth legs i do it for me cuz i can't stand myself if i don't shave. i mean jeez at least do the opposite. shave ur pits and legs and go natural down there at least the only person who has to smell u then is that dude ur with

@delirio:

I put her at famewhore status because she's an Internet exhibitionist from the way that article read and because she knew damn well that doing that in front of a sea of paps while escorted by Neil G. was going to make waves. She's more than aware enough to know that her antics would make people want to know who she was and that would get Dresden Dolls music out to a larger audience via You Tube, etc. She's got talent, no question, but she's also got an eye on being bigger, badder, better. Too bad it took two days for Michael K, whose opinion is all that matters, to take notice. Not a good sign for a famewhore looking to maximize their exposure. Also, interesting that she doesn't shave the pits or legs but the twit pics she posted that are linked to in the article show that she weedwacks the gash.
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Ewww that is sick/nasty/gross/horrifying...why would you not shave?!?!?! Or wear real clothes?!??! TO THE GOLDEN GLOBES NO LESS!!! At least she has silicone nipple covers on...that is one nip slip I def don't want to see.

I don't know about feminist agendas or fairness or nonconformist and what not, I just know that looks extremely unattractive and dirty and just plain WRONG

Bitch is wearing my wedding dress!!! Different color but still my wedding dress.

delirio's picture

Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 10:02am.
A Google search on this chick answered my question. Famewhore.
http://bostonist.com/2010/01/18/amanda_palmer_parties_at_the_golden_glob...

Interesting.
I really like Neil Gaiman and I don't care if she doesn't shave, I don't have to smell her anyway.
I don't think she's a famewhore but she does look like someone who likes to get people's attention

Lipstick's picture

She's actually very talented:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TgIgYFX6ZY

paris herpes's picture

Wow, Neil is such the enabler, this woman is obviously drunk and crazy. Good times.

"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."

onthefringe's picture

I like non-conformists, when it's genuine.

I don't like famewhores.

loisvt's picture

I just cannot believe that french women are said to be hairy!!!

take this one AND the Precious actress both on red carpet sporting more hair than the entire PARIS!!!

Bloody hypocrites!

Toujours agité, jamais abattu

Foul shit that should be done in private = EDGY. Wow. She's so different.

Shave the pits, bitch. Hair traps more bacteria and thus leads to SMELL more. I don't care if europeans don't do it, that's fine. I do it myself b/c I like to smell good. If that's compulsive to some people good. I don't want to hang out with hairy fucking hippies anyway.

This woman is gross.

Die gelangweilte Gräfin's picture

Who the fuck cares, it's only hair, for chrissakes.

Unfortunately, it's mostly hair on places that start to smell really badly and also really quickly if you don't shave it. I think women and men should shave their arm pits and their private parts. And I also think men should shave their chest and their back in the summer because otherwise they stink like skunks.

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MuffinAmy's picture

I'm with Trashy. Shaving sucks and it's only in America where a denuded-of-all-hair body is the preference/ideal. For all those raising their voices over shaved man-chests there should be an equal amount of bitching about the "necessity" of womern-folk shaving. The double-standard irritates the shit out of me. Who the fuck cares, it's only hair, for chrissakes.

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Neverevenknewhim's picture

Whatever chick - shave your armpits.

Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

Phht! Unique my culo. Clearly, someone is on drugs. How man lines of coke does it take for one to start stripping?

little_rascal's picture

Gross, she has hairy armpits!

letinstar's picture

fugly and tacky...
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Perezs Nemesis's picture

Is not shaving your legs and pits the new black in Hollyweird?

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Disraeli_Ears's picture

Vidz - I suggested it to my current paramour...and he did and likes it. Yay!

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

Cara's picture

If you're getting naked at one of these celeb events you need to be one of three things -

A) really fucking hot
B) a comedian
C) have the last name of Spears, Lohan, or Hilton

This chick is none of the above.

p.s. Neil, when you get tired of miss hairy pits, call me.

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Gross, nasty coke whore!!

Actually, I don't really know her, she could be a nice girl. ha!!

vidz's picture

Disraeli_Ears
Pit shaving is awesome! I really think men should do it too. I find it really sexxy, that you can nuzzle them w/o getting a whiff of BO.

THAT IS A GORGEOUS DRESS.

And what is more interesting than this trick, is how much Neil Gaiman looks like Jeff Goldblum here. And in a creepy coincidence, I just finished reading Good omens for the 567th time.

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Disraeli_Ears's picture

I can see the dress/not-shaving-the-pits thing as being "different" and "offbeat." But the underwear changing and other buffoonery desperately scream "Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!"

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

Green Is Good's picture

How demure. Way to keep it classy.

tojo's picture

Her parents must be so proud...

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Bunny Rabbit's picture

Submitted by cattitude on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 10:05am.

She's not a famewhore at all, just unique, and I admire how non-conforming she is.
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I don't know about that. Let's see...taking panties off in public, wearing a deliberately see through dress, exposing hairy armpits...that makes her a famewhore of the Hilton/Lohan/Spears variety. A non-conformist, non-famewhore would have been more mysterious and restrained. I think she's mentally ill, and if you read up on her and her bad experiences of rape, abortion, etc, you'd agree she's acting out.

rotten_egg's picture

Is that a dude dressed up as a chick? or is that a really fugly and manly chick?. From the back to the feet, that's way too broad for a woman.

Anyway, whatever this creature's gender is, that's a way too tacky show. If it wants to make a splash with its hairy self, it should look for a job at a circus. Attention whore asshole.

And it's sad how this creature is the only mate Neil Gaiman could find. He must hate himself badly.

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That's a nice dress.

Rdeadline's picture

The dress is beautiful.

SuperJ's picture

Love him. Love her. To each their own.

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timeywimey's picture

SOMEONE NEEDS TO SHAVE THIER PITS BAAAAAD! that pic is gross

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madam s.'s picture

I'm really, really surprised Neil Gaiman is engaged to her. If he's not already tired of her, I suspect he will be very soon.

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freshfacestripper's picture

that's fucking stoopid.

TrashyWilma's picture

My legs and pits totally look like this now. I'm not in a relationship and there's nobody to impress. Shaving fucking sucks.

Zambonie's picture

Notice how they don't show her from the back?
If her pits are that hairy
Her ass probably looks like a herd of tarantulas are crawling out of it

She's a great singer, engaged to a freaking genius.

Zambonie's picture

She's lettin the Stank out

azgirl's picture

Neil Gaiman is a genius. But he is also a little weird so I am not surprised to see him with a weird chick.

I don't care about the hair but the whole underwear thing is just stupid. She could have done that in the bathroom but because she is "edgy" she does on the red carpet. Stupid.