The Wino Escapes Punishment Yet Again!
The Snooki of the UK slipped into her Working Girl best this morning and strolled into a court room to plead guilty to trying to scalp a theater manager last month during a children's theater production of Cinderella.
Wino admitted to the court that she did have the drunks when she yanked Richard Pound's hair after he told her she couldn't have another cup of the sweet nectar. Richard Pound is braver than Parasite Hilton's gynecologist, because cutting Wino off from the booze is like flipping through OctoMom's bikini pictorial (see below) with bare eyes. You will end up in the emergency room with a bleeding head.
Wino went on to the tell the judge that she had five vodka Cokes before ripping the follicles out of Richard's head. Wino gargles with 5 vodka Cokes every morning, so we're just going to have to assume that she forgot to add a zero to that number.
Since the judge really wasn't in the mood for Wino's nails in his scalp, he let her go without jail time. The judge ordered that Wino has to pay $300 for court fines, and he gave her a two-year conditional discharge. If Wino plays nice for the next two years, she won't receive further punishment. But if she doesn't, the judge says she will be "hit hard."
Maybe that business about the world ending in 2012 really is made of truth. Because the final sign of the apocalypse is the sight of Wino quietly sitting on her hands with a smile on her face.
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Her hair in that last thumbnail is atrocious..
Is it just me, or does it look like she's shaved down her nose? Front and side look straightened/whittled.
"BOYCOTT LENO."
- People who are funny.
What the hell is wrong w/ her? Even when she's "dressed up" she looks like trash. Le sigh....come on Amy you're RICH--get your shit together. I know she's trying and she's making baby steps but baby steps would have been to rock a pair of stilettos and a pencil skirt sans mini. Then she would have looked decent at least. And the fake boobs...ugh I know I'm late but Amy! If you would have just started eating again and stop all the bumps of coke you're boobs would have naturally gotten plump again! Here's a link to a before and after picture (Before and after coke that is) http://beconfused.com/media/2008/06/amy-winehouse-before-and-after.jpg
She actually had a rack BEFORE the coke and BEFORE the implants. Eating a healthy diet minus the drugs would have brought them right back.
BOOOOOO!!
She looks very prim and proper.
The outfit was really coming together in a mature and responsible way until the ballet slippers. Why does she always wear them, they get really dirty...isn't it freezing cold in London too?! She looks stoned outta her mind, and I concur, the boobies make her walk like a duck even more.
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Those boobies are totally not helping with her "walks like a duck" issue.
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I don't comment about this girl because there isn't really anything to say about her. Nothing but her torturing the people of St. Lucia, her drug-ladden ex-husband is or isnot with her and other lame shit. The bitch is boring.
When she makes some new fuckin' music, wake me up.
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This is one person who should be ENCOURAGED to get more plastic surgery.
I think it's easier to teach algebra to
Sarah Palin than get a jail sentence in the U.K.
I am softly chuckling to myselg, because all I can think of is this dingbat showing up to court in those ridiculous slippers.
Submitted by rook on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 12:15pm.
if she can afford new boobies, she can afford not to wear those broke ass shoes!
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Amen!! I have been thinking that same very thought each and every time I see her wear those silly slippers..Maybe she is flat footed? I dunno... Though she should be more conscious in wearing sensible shoes in public whilst being a "star"
if she can afford new boobies, she can afford not to wear those broke ass shoes!
Amy actually looks good in this pic.....almost....GULP.....HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!!!!
She looks healthier anyway.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:02am.
I guess there are no jails in England. You could be a flat out serial killer and not bother about hiding the bodies or doing any pesky jail time to spoil your fun..
Now now, to be fair, the fines are quite hefty. £5000 for the first kill and £1.50 for each one after that.
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I see Britain loves their junkies and drunks. Are drugs and alcohol part of their culture, they are extremely lax with their criminals or plain and simple, they don't give a shit about rules?.
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If you look at the other photos, her skin doesn't look that great.
I'd wear that outfit though. Not the slippers...
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That last thumbnail...who constructed that hair don't?
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
That shit on her eyes must be tattoo'd because I can't image her applying it evenly each morning.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Listening to Bowie.
Hot Tramp! I love you so!
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When I find a new man, that I want for mine
He always breaks my heart into, it happens every time. Oh, I've been cheated, been mistreated,
When will I be loved?
ha ha KD she can see youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
she looks fuuucked up. surprising, i know.
i think that's a burn on the back of her ring finger.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:03am.
KD I just noticed that giant wartlike structure also.
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The way she's is holding it out makes me thinks its her third eye or something.
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kd and snowy - maybe she was-
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
The. most. oddly shaped nasty ass fucker... ever.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
KD I just noticed that giant wartlike structure also.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I guess there are no jails in England. You could be a flat out serial killer and not bother about hiding the bodies or doing any pesky jail time to spoil your fun..
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
The English justice system is just one big motherfucking joke.
Fuck you Wino and fuck the judge that let you off because of your "fame".
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What is that dark spot on her finger? A wart?
bish sideburn's need lasered!
Nasty shade of lipstick but even this is better than seeing Octocunt's navel.
Her victim is Dick Pound!!
Were I her victim I think I'd ask for about a million dollars for every hair pulled.
Blake and Petey,
Screaming from the gallery,
Say Wino must go free.
The judge does not agree
And he tells them so-o-o-o.
But, as the words are leaving his lips,
A noise come from behind.
Bang! Bang!
Wino's silver hammer came down upon his head.
Clang! Clang!
Wino's silver hammer made sure that he was dead.
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When I find a new man, that I want for mine
He always breaks my heart into, it happens every time. Oh, I've been cheated, been mistreated,
When will I be loved?
Looks like she got a little bit of nose work done. At least she didn't go for one of those ridiculous kewpie-doll things.
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She looks nice and remarkably fresh but she needs to focus on that facial hair situation. Paging Dr. Zera...
I see she glam'd it up for court with the shiny pink hospital slippers.
coke with vodka? she prolly meant nose candy and vodka.
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I have to chime in and say.. she looks quite nice! If you didn't know there were little bugs jumping all over her skin,under her skin and in her Cooch you'd think she's dare I say kinda hot!
In the first TN she looks the best.
Ridiculous.
I want to see her in jail.
I'm amazed how she manages to stay alive!
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At least she didnt draw on freckles this time, ill give her that.
She looks like Sasha Cohen
Submitted by stephanado on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 10:23am...AHAHAHAHAHA!!! We should!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
She looks good for her. At least she didn't dot her nose with those fake ass freckles.
It was her new chichi's!!! The judge just couldn't confine her new plastic.
You'd think with that massive honker she could snort up enough blow to kill herself in one go.
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