Wednesday, January 20th 2010

Open Post: Hosted By Gillian Cooke's Crack


This also happens to Tommy Girl every time David Beckham sends him a text.

via Breitbart (Thanks Sarah)

Posted by: Michael K


tojo's picture

Good luck with your move koko!

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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...

jazzfish_77

kokoskitten's picture

I CAN"T BELIEVE KIMBER "KILLED HERSELF" ON NIP/TUCK....I HAVE TO BE ASLEEP SOON ~!!! moving day is tomorrow and i'm all riled up...grrrr when it comes to life changes the husband is a big baby/whiner (great in every other way) so i know i will have to take charge and walk my ass to mcdonalds or burger king at 6:00 AM to lure him out of bed...he's acting just like the cats who are pacing and running up and down the hallway
...i wouldn't be the least bit surprised if all three of my boys (husband and cats) pissed/sprayed/marked their territory all over the house tonight in some way....

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

just a quick note before i go off to the wonderful land of pixie dust and dumplings(yeah, i have interesting dreams!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePIImGMjn_8

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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 12:16am.

sweet sleeping to ya, litle_rascal!!

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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"

little_rascal's picture

Good night and sweet dreams, ESE! ♥

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 12:08am.
@ ESE
I think they're gong to have a ball. Team Valtrex has such an amazing sense of humor!

and a way of making people stay out and slosh themselves into oblivion... wait, maybe that's just me!.. heehee!

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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"

little_rascal's picture

@ ESE

I think they're gong to have a ball. Team Valtrex has such an amazing sense of humor!

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 12:02am.

hi, happy kitty!!!... so, they're all going to have a weekend never to remember?!LOL!

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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"

little_rascal's picture

@ ESE

Hi, dear ESE!
Team Valtrex is in Las Vegas right now, the rest are joining him tomorrow, Slutty, DeeDee, NitWitty and others.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

umm...I am just me.

*side eyes Kitty*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

kittymuffin's picture

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:12pm.
LOL. You coward! You are just scared cuz KittyLicker is here now!!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

WHO ARE YOU

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Very quiet tonight! Just watching American Idol from earlier.

*hangs head in shame*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

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Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:14pm.
CHIRIO!!!
*shakes tatas*
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back at ya! hehe...so what's up in heresh???

Coma Caca!
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Eileenie McMeanie's picture

CHIRIO!!!
*shakes tatas*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

LOL. You coward! You are just scared cuz KittyLicker is here now!!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

Chirio's picture

Good evening!!

Coma Caca!
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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:05pm.

heehee!... alright, i gotta go get some booze before it's too late, i'll check in later...*covers privates with hat*... you can keep the loincloth, you won it fair and square!... *shuffles backwards out door*... *prays for no cops driving by*

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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"

kittymuffin's picture

HI
ESE

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

LOL...ESE, you flirt you!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:01pm.
REVEAL YOURSELVES, PUSSIES

if i had a nickel for everytime i have said that. i'd have... well, enough for the bail!LOL!

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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Not sure! Can't believe it's only us, not that that's a bad thing. I am sure there are some lurkers in here. REVEAL YOURSELVES, PUSSIES

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

*motorboats EM*... so, is this place dead and gone at night time these days, or is everyone in Vegas with TV?

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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Awww...don't be shy!

*flashes 36Gs at ESE*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

oh yeah, i forgot to put up my nightly link to music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYrcQYMR2K8

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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 10:44pm.

*disclaimer*... this post is TSFI... "too sick for imagination"

i guess that beats my pair of threes... *takes off loincloth*... i feel so vunerable and, uumm... naked!

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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

*puts down 4 Aces*

EXCELLENT SONG CHOICE!

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 10:39pm.

o.k. but.. if i lose my loincloth i lose.. so all you have to do is win one hand!

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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Looks like it's you and me, babe! wanna play strip poker?

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

great, just wonderful.... who left the liquor cabinet open in here?! lotta nerve!.. there better be a bottl... oh, i found it! nevermind!

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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

ESE, Where the hell are you when I am stalking you?

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

Eileenie McMeanie's picture

Good evening, beautiful people! Anyone here?

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

little_rascal's picture

@ kokoskitten

Yay! Great news about the job! Good luck to you. :o)

Manimal5's picture

*from the bob sled Nerd cam*

WE'VE GOT BUSH!!!

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kokoskitten's picture

i want vomit...i just watched this 20/20 about U.S. women who breastfeed ,7,8 and even a nine year old...SO CREEPY!!!!!! one of the kids (he was 6 and a GINGE) said "i like it it tastes like vanilla ice cream"...NO ! NO! and NO!

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 7:28pm.

thanky thanky!!

see ya later!

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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 7:25pm.

quick question to anyone that knows(and will help my dumbass out)

is it...

I hope that describes it "well" enough

or

I hope that describes it "good" enough

i'm writing a letter and i'm stupid, so.. any help would be appreciated
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If you are stupid, the "good" enough will work. If educated, then "well" enough.

crazyinjapan's picture

It's "well." Well is an adverb and good is an adjective. Unless, of course, you're using well in the health-type meaning.

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

quick question to anyone that knows(and will help my dumbass out)

is it...

I hope that describes it "well" enough

or

I hope that describes it "good" enough

i'm writing a letter and i'm stupid, so.. any help would be appreciated

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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"

Submitted by JustJack on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 6:22pm.

*Yawns*
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*fondles JJ's private parts*
*waits for response*

Submitted by KD on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 3:24pm.
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I would wear undies so you don't get a yeast infection,(eeeeewwwww) unless your running pants have a cotton crotch.

"You still owe me $1200, shetbag"

Cat-loving, Walmart-shopping, trailer-living, fag-hagging new dlisted member at your service!

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 6:33pm.

*crosses fingers for koko*

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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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M.E.'s picture

Yay Koko!!!!

M.E.'s picture

Another series on Monday? FML! That means the BH won't be working again. FUUUUUCK! That fucker needs to go call Domino's and deliver at night or something.

kokoskitten's picture

i just got a call back about a job i applied for and completely forgot about...of oourse it's working with a "behaviorally challenged" high school student...ehhh it's a job, i'll keep my fingers crossed.

JustJack's picture

*Yawns*

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 6:07pm.

I'm not sure which is worst: rampaging winds or dead calm.

I just heard on The Weather Channel that we have another series of major storms due on Monday. But, weekend is supposed be dry and sunny.

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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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kokoskitten's picture

uh-oh...part of the neighbour's fence just blew down...but it does look to be 3,000 years old....

Provolone's picture

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 6:04pm.
Rampaging winds in The Presidio.

This sounds poetic.

Im gonna title my memoirs this.

"Rampaging winds in The Presidio"
The life & times of Provolone

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"One Punch, One Punch!"

Ronnie 2, Townies 0

M.E.'s picture

Momus - DEAD CALM here. Still, completely still.

Provolone's picture

@Snowy!!!!

The commercial on this TeeVee thing said Jersey shore is taking over access hollweird tonite.

O HAPPY DAYS!!!!!!!!

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"One Punch, One Punch!"

Ronnie 2, Townies 0