Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which actress isn’t really such a sweetheart? She recently shredded a pile of clothes her off-again boyfriend had left at her house and sent him a box filled with the scraps. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)
YES! Reese Witherspoon is finally letting her greatest character, Vanessa Lutz from Freeway, shine through! Okay, okay, I know you're thinking why would Reese shred Jakey's favorite terry cloth shorty shorts (with "juicy" written on the ass) if they amicably ended their contract. Just let me have my fantasy about the return of Vanessa Lutz. "Mister, I'm a person!"
The folks who create the seating chart for the Golden Globes received a request from the team of this previous Golden Globes Award nominee/winner that she be seated as far away from another celebrity as possible at Sunday’s ceremony. Although their breakup wasn’t recent, it had been ugly, and they still typically avoid each other whenever possible. You see, although their original relationship was a setup, she thought that their relationship had gone from fake to real over time and that she was The One. She wasn’t, and she was genuinely hurt when he moved on to another fake relationship. It’s always a little funny and sad to see the fake smile she puts on whenever his name is mentioned. Then again, her entire face was oddly tight at the awards show. Snip, snip! (Blind Gossip)
Jennifer Aniston and B. Coopy? Or Cameron Diaz and Gerry Butler?
The tabloids are all in a feeding frenzy about a celebrity in sex rehab and it doesn't involve Tiger Woods or David Duchovny. Instead this has been mostly outpatient. The actor is B+/A- list. Bigger than David. Most of the time he is in movies but he would show up on television if you are his friend. Married because if you are single you don't really check into sex rehab. Oh, he is good looking. Child/ren. Actress wife. (CDAN)
Ben Affleck? Or Will Smith (hah)?
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Submitted by Cabrona on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:41pm.
Could this be Brad Pitt that was on Friends a few times?
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I wondered this too but then I saw this...
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 6:25pm.
#3 is Bruce Willis
and then I remembered that he was on Friends, too. Former wife is an actress though so not 100% sure (although a small detail I suppose).
@Snarf re: #2. Jennifer Aniston and everyone. - LMAO.
Will Smith
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one of my fav qoutes from the beginning of Freeway(there are dozens, this is just one)
"I bet you like to have your wiener sucked."
I'm using this line on my next date!
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"This is what's left of my imported Bavarian snowman. Your dog BROKE IT THIS MORNING!"
Will Smith.
Big Willy Style!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
A lot of women DO end up with smaller boobies after having children.
Simpy untrue, although many celebs say this. After they've had surgery (boob reduction and/or lift and often also tummy tuck following delivery).
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You are so wrong on this. I know two women (one of which is my sister) whose boobs basically deflated after having kids and breast-feeding. My friend went from a B/C cup to literally nipple and saggy skin. She ended up getting implants because of it. It's not just a celebrity cover-up thing. It DOES happen.
Oh and to the other debate, Reese WAS pregnant during the filming of 'Cruel Intentions'.
agirl "he would show up on television if you are his friend"
Could this have something to do with "Friends"?
Could this be Brad Pitt that was on Friends a few times?
I think the first one is jennifer aniston and john mayer. I don't think Reese and Jake were that on again, off again.
The second one i think is more Cameron Diaz and Bradley Cooper. They dated before he dated Aniston. jen's face looked normal. cameron's was all kinds of nasty.
The 2nd one is totally Cameron Diaz. Her face was looking jacked up.
I'd say Kate HUdson, she acts like she's all cutesy but I can tell she's a raging bitch.
And #2 Aniston, because she is pathetic.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 5:26pm.
C. A lot of women DO end up with smaller boobies after having children.
Simpy untrue, although many celebs say this. After they've had surgery (boob reduction and/or lift and often also tummy tuck following delivery).
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Um, my guess is you haven't had kids yet. Welcome to the wonderful world of motherhood, where your boobs will play practical jokes on you just to add insult to injury. I was one of those that went smaller after I was done breastfeeding. It took two years and 10 lbs of weight gain to get them back to my pre-preg shape. And based on talks with relatives, I know I'm not the only one with this experience. For many women, it's a double edged sword. If you get down to your pre-baby weight, your boobs shrink. If you want your boobs to be big, well, your gut and ass hop along for the ride.
1. Reese or Kate Hudson.
#1 - Wth did Jakey do to get Reesie-poo to take the time to shred his clothes? You gotta be srsly pissed off to go through with a scissors ... I can barely type all this, let alone ... damn!
#1 JA & John Mayer
Of course number two is Jennifer Anniston. She's like fu..ed all of HW, i'd feel awkward too.
I dunno who #1 is but she's my hero!!
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 5:26pm.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 4:46pm.
BTW (slightly related trivia) Reese had a boob reduction years ago. If you see her in 'Cruel Intentions' (and in the pic above) her boobs were much bigger, and it's not just the effect of weight loss over time. Plus she has had two kids since then and that doesn't make your boobs *smaller*.
Ever since I saw 'Cruel Intentions' I've wondered why she doesn't get called out for her surgery, while other sluts do. It's a mystery.
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Corrections:
A. Reese was 5 months + pregnant when she filmed Cruel Intentions, so yes, her boobs would have been bigger.
Nope - she was *three* months pregnant at the time the movie *opened* (March 5 1999, her daughter was born on Sept 9 1999). The filming of the movie occurred earlier. You can double check the dates on IMDb. Plus she had much bigger boobs way before she got pregnant.
>>I still disagree, but whatever.
B. Yes, weight loss over time does shrink the boobies, they're usually the first thing to go on most women.
Not to that degree - they wouldn't disppear like that without a big weight loss overall. She'd lost some weight but not *that* much.
Some women lose their boobs completely with just 10lbs. It happens
C. A lot of women DO end up with smaller boobies after having children.
Simpy untrue, although many celebs say this. After they've had surgery (boob reduction and/or lift and often also tummy tuck following delivery).
I still say surgery.
True, a lot of celebrities get the ole nip tuck after childbirth, but I disagree about surgery. I don't think she ever had it.
#3 is Bruce Willis
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 6:11pm.
No frowny faces, mama. :( I'm sure you're beautiful. I can't think of anything kinder, more selfless and ultimately loving than breastfeeding. It can be such a demand on your time and body (I know this bc my sister would randomly call me in the middle of the day to pump, and gossiping would relax her and allow her milk "to come down," LOL). And it's supposed to be so good for the baby!
If Reese shredded Jakey's clothes, she's an even bigger cunt than I thought.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
loved Freeway and when she went all McGyver with the toothbrush and lighter bit
Yes, women can lose breast size after having children. A friend of mine went from a barely-B to prepubescent boy-A after her daughter was born. Sucks.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Submitted by chica robotica on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 6:08pm.
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 5:26pm.
C. A lot of women DO end up with smaller boobies after having children.
Simpy untrue, although many celebs say this. After they've had surgery (boob reduction and/or lift and often also tummy tuck following delivery).
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Actually, that one's true. Especially, I think, if the woman breastfeeds.
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 5:26pm.
C. A lot of women DO end up with smaller boobies after having children.
Simpy untrue, although many celebs say this. After they've had surgery (boob reduction and/or lift and often also tummy tuck following delivery).
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Actually, that one's true. Especially, I think, if the woman breastfeeds. My sister had generous boobies but after two children (both breastfed a year), they are much smaller. Not a bad look for her, though. IMHO, she looks good. But a lot of women complain about deflated breasts after having children. The ones that don't, I think, are those who give into "it's ok to be a bit larger bc I'm a mom now" and gain weight. If a woman goes back to her pre-pregnancy weight (or even weighs less than her pre-pregnancy weight, such as Reese Witherspoon), I think it's completely believable that her breasts are smaller.
ETA: While my sister was breastfeeding, her breasts remained voluptuous but afterwards, no. And she has returned to her pre-pregnancy weight. I think the real myth is that three pregnancies will give someone Demi Moore boobs when she was flat as board for most of the 80s. Check out About Last Night!
I don't believe the first one is Reese. We didn't hear anything about any outrageous retaliatory action when her HUSBAND left her for another woman, did we?
MK I will always love you for loving Freeway (and Jennifer Tilly) two things I have been shoving down people's throat since I was a fag-hag in high school
1. Drew Barrymore and Justin Long
2. Jennifer Anniston and Vince Vaughn
3. Ashton Kutcher
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Submitted by agirl on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 4:46pm.
BTW (slightly related trivia) Reese had a boob reduction years ago. If you see her in 'Cruel Intentions' (and in the pic above) her boobs were much bigger, and it's not just the effect of weight loss over time. Plus she has had two kids since then and that doesn't make your boobs *smaller*.
Ever since I saw 'Cruel Intentions' I've wondered why she doesn't get called out for her surgery, while other sluts do. It's a mystery.
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Corrections:
A. Reese was 5 months + pregnant when she filmed Cruel Intentions, so yes, her boobs would have been bigger.
Nope - she was *three* months pregnant at the time the movie *opened* (March 5 1999, her daughter was born on Sept 9 1999). The filming of the movie occurred earlier. You can double check the dates on IMDb. Plus she had much bigger boobs way before she got pregnant.
B. Yes, weight loss over time does shrink the boobies, they're usually the first thing to go on most women.
Not to that degree - they wouldn't disppear like that without a big weight loss overall. She'd lost some weight but not *that* much.
C. A lot of women DO end up with smaller boobies after having children.
Simpy untrue, although many celebs say this. After they've had surgery (boob reduction and/or lift and often also tummy tuck following delivery).
I still say surgery.
What I wanna know is what did Jakie-poo do to Ms. Reesie to deserve this clothing tragedy??? If you ask me Jake can do no wrong. The fact that he wanted to marry Reese makes him more loveable.
First Ryan then Jake...what hot piece of ass is next Reese? Work that hot pussycat mama!
If you haven't seen Freeway....see it! It's become a cult classic!
Thanks MK for your fantastic updates!
Reese is a hot little piece of ass who's also a southern girl who speaks her mind but with humility; it's an amazingly attractive combination. I'm wondering why some normal dude with money hasn't jumped on that...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
1. reeses pieces
2. nicoke botox kidman
3. charlie sheen
Definitely Reese for #1, she's a C U Next Tuesday.
I'd love to shine through Vanessa's Lutz, if you know what I mean.
Freeway = BEST FUCKING MOVIE EVAH!
"Well look who got beaten with the ugly stick. Bob, is that you? My God, I can't believe such an itty bitty gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly Bob! Oh and hey I heard you have one of those poop bags where the shit comes out the side, you're just a big old shitbag aren't you Bob! I hope you think of me every time you shit in that thing motherfucker!"
*dies*
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 4:46pm.
BTW (slightly related trivia) Reese had a boob reduction years ago. If you see her in 'Cruel Intentions' (and in the pic above) her boobs were much bigger, and it's not just the effect of weight loss over time. Plus she has had two kids since then and that doesn't make your boobs *smaller*.
Ever since I saw 'Cruel Intentions' I've wondered why she doesn't get called out for her surgery, while other sluts do. It's a mystery.
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Corrections:
A. Reese was 5 months + pregnant when she filmed Cruel Intentions, so yes, her boobs would have been bigger.
B. Yes, weight loss over time does shrink the boobies, they're usually the first thing to go on most women.
C. A lot of women DO end up with smaller boobies after having children.
BTW (slightly related trivia) Reese had a boob reduction years ago. If you see her in 'Cruel Intentions' (and in the pic above) her boobs were much bigger, and it's not just the effect of weight loss over time. Plus she has had two kids since then and that doesn't make your boobs *smaller*.
Ever since I saw 'Cruel Intentions' I've wondered why she doesn't get called out for her surgery, while other sluts do. It's a mystery.
You gonna do sex to me now?
Reese is an uptight holier than thou cunt.
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Dealbreakers: Man He No Good For You by Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit
"he would show up on television if you are his friend"
Could this have something to do with "Friends"?
1. Anna Lynne McCord and Kellan Lutz.
2. Jennifer Aniston and everyone
3. Piven (yes I'm joking)
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Shiitake happens...
Reece is a sweet girl who doesn't take any shit. i'm that way to; whats wrong with that?
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
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