STAINS Is Dlisted's Hot Slut Of 2009!

Spaghetti Cat's reign as Hot Slut of the Year has come to an end. Throw him an al dente noodle for a slutty job well done. After almost 60,000 votes, STAINS has won the crown with 37% and is our new Hot Slut of the Year! STAINS hypnotic powers were strong enough to keep the magic of The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt off his back! The Three Wolf Moon got 34% of the votes, and Snooki was third with 29%.

For the second year in a row, Hot Sluts made famous by The Soup have gone on to win the top prize. So if one of your lifelong dreams is to be a Hot Slut of the Year, immediately check yourself into the nearest mental institution. But if they tell you that there's nothing they can do for you, beg the producers of The Soup to feature you on their show. If they agree to it (they accept bribes), there's a 99% chance you will be Hot Slut of 2010!

In the meantime, let's all celebrate STAINS' win by stuffing our mouth holes with cupcakes until we fall into an open-eyed coma. Congratulations to STAINS! He will serve us well!

Oh, and STAINS, don't get too attached to that crown. I have to return to the rental place by noon tomorrow.

Thanks to every one of you hos who voted! 'Til next year!

(Image via STAINS Official Website)

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Year

Submitted by Jem on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 9:30pm.

YAY STAINS!!! Congratulations!!!

Submitted by cricket on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 6:13pm.

Good I wanted Stains to win. I still can't see how that nasty greasy orange slut Snookie won over Maru. Long live the HSOTY Stains!!!!!

Submitted by grafittix on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 12:39pm.

yay i voted for STAINS!!! Thank god that idiot Snookie didn't win.

Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 11:57am.

Stains all the way! Cindy McCain got stainasized for this very reason!

"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."

Submitted by Vermithrax on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 11:13am.

Rock on Stains.

Submitted by Fairest_of_them_All on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:55am.

Congratulations to Stains!

I'm still smarting about Maru and the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, but at least HSOTY isn't that stupid Snookie person!!!!

Not all who wander are lost ...

Submitted by shmalex on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:38am.

yayyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stains!

Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:01am.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:55am.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:51am.

Dude, you totally need to do a phot album of all your avies. You owe it to your muse, George!
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Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home

omg, that's brilliant. Where's George's original photo?

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:58am.

OMG!!!!!!!!! Pleco! No words for your brazilliance!

*Pees pants laughing*

"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.

Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:55am.

woohoo!

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:55am.

Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:51am.

Dude, you totally need to do a phot album of all your avies. You owe it to your muse, George!
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Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Submitted by mike on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:51am.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:46am.

Dude, you totally need to do a phot album of all your avies. You owe it to your muse, George!

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:50am.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:47am.

HOLY SHIT ITS TERRIFYING D:

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You shoulda seen the first version I did with STAINS' mouf. GG looked like some Fright Night co-star.

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Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:49am.

I got a hernia laffin at Plec's avvie =))=))=))

(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)

2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

http://www.ilads.org/

Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:48am.

@ Pleco - OMG! LMFAO! It's an unholy alliance! Hahahahahaha! Thank you!

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:47am.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:46am.

I normally don't do requests, but since I'm so grateful STAINS spared us from a Orange Troll regime...here we go.
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HOLY SHIT ITS TERRIFYING D:

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:46am.

Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:26am.
hey, Pleco - could you do a STAINS George?

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I normally don't do requests, but since I'm so grateful STAINS spared us from a Orange Troll regime...here we go.

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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home

Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:26am.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:19am.

There should be a DL poster HSOTY. My vote would be you and your phenomenal avvies Plecoid!!! I never go to porn sites for my wanking material anymore...just come here to gaze at your daily Georges!! Hahahahaha!! Dresden George!!
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They are awesome...hey, Pleco - could you do a STAINS George? LOL!

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

Submitted by music lover on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:23am.

Yay! Congrats, Stains!

Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:20am.

*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP..wipes eye...CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Well deserved. Good dog. Sit..Can I have a cupcake?

Submitted by Few Words on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:10am.

all hail the king stains
bow before royalty you minions

Submitted by NYone on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:43am.

STAINS T-shirt VS. Three Wolf Moon t-shirt wassup

Submitted by NYone on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:39am.

Im with STAINS replacing Conan as the permanent host of the Tonight Show it would be a step up from Jay

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:19am.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:14am.

LOL @ El B!!!

In the event that STAINS cannot carry out his duty as HSOTY (or if his scandalous pre-pageant nudie pics ever surface online), then The Three Wolf Moon shirt shall assume the crown.

If, by happenstance, The Three Wolf Moon shirt figures in a scandal as well (say, being seen worn by Jon Grosselin, for instance), then the crown shall be sealed, along with Snooki, in an iron drum which shall be thrown over Niagara.

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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home

Submitted by rosespring_1231 on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:09am.

Congrats Stains! Hope you get lots of cupcakes today!! But I agree about animals and inanimate objects as HSOTY. Oh well, at least Stains doesn't have to go far to fill the void left by Spaghetti Cat's uneventful and unmemorable reign.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:09am.

Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:07am.

oh...all you Snooki lovers and STAINS haters...give it a rest, he won, he's cute and the majority has spoken...don't be like a bunch of Sarah Palin lovin' Republicans...and let it go!!!

NEEVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEERRRRRRR!!! Trois Wolfen 4EVAAAAAAA!

Submitted by superlorna on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:08am.

Last year when I was giving birth to my daughter- in terrible, awful pain- that episode of It's Me or the Dog came on the hospital TV. When I saw STAINS staring at those cupcakes I just started laughing so hard.

Thank you, STAINS.

Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:07am.

oh...all you Snooki lovers and STAINS haters...give it a rest, he won, he's cute and the majority has spoken...don't be like a bunch of Sarah Palin lovin' Republicans...and let it go!!!

Submitted by cprincess on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:57am.

Im overjoyed that Stains won-get him a case of cup cakes immediately!

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Submitted by JBL on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:35am.

Sooo adorable. I wish I had a dog like Stains. Hell, I wish I had a dog!

Congrats Stains - hope you get a nice treat.

Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:18am.

I wonder if MK notified Stains's people of his HSOTY win...do you think they would be happy or embarrassed?

And that dog deserves a more interesting web site...

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 6:51am.

exactly what Sartastic said another HS who we will never hear from again because their only claim to fame is their owners taking a funny picture of them
fucking boring and verging on animal cruelty ~ nice
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 6:20am.

Awe - just look at that face!! How can you hate??? I'm sicking PETA on all you Snookiloonies!!!

ETA: Eff PETA; those morons are probably Snookiloonies too. I meant the Human Society ;)

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Max-Arthur and Sharky for Hot Sluts of the Millenium!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf9wHkkNGUU

Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 5:43am.

DListed must love Joel McHale.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 5:41am.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 6:30am.

I love a human HSOTY but look at what we were given at the end of it all. Hell no. Now, had Harvey been up there he would've won! (again)
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Human's need to work on being HUMAN this year...

Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 5:30am.

I love a human HSOTY but look at what we were given at the end of it all. Hell no. Now, had Harvey been up there he would've won! (again)

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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 5:29am.

I love this dog and you too, you 2 dirty dog MK!

Submitted by DeccaQuinne on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 5:03am.

I'm all for Stains..! Maru should have taken Snooki down.

Submitted by Mopa on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 4:54am.

Snooki is too new to be HSOTY already. You gotta be around for awhile and a little used up to be a true slut. I think Stains is a great choice.

Submitted by Queef Richards on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 4:35am.

Yay for Stains! Maybe now that he's HSOTY he can afford a Web master. His site is pretty hideous.

Submitted by msvee on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 3:35am.

Not that anyone gives a rat's ass....but I've had it with non-human or inanimate objects being hot slut of the year.

I'm with you! Snooki was robbed, but she's well on her way to contend for 2010.

Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 1:57am.

@Jayda: Yep true...I agree with ya on that..but Stains captivated me with the eyes LOL!...oh well!

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Jayda on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 1:48am.

I wanted dear Snooki to win! She really is a hot slut. Well at least a hot mess

Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 1:39am.

I bow down to you my majesty!! ((holds up cupcakes))...wait a minute...this means we're Stain's bitches???!! fuck!!!

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 12:20am.

Submitted by barelybeagle on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:26pm.
Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 10:38pm.
Mr. Mercury - are you man enough to handle a blow job by STAINS

HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Oh that was brilliant!

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No, that wasn't brilliant. I don't advocate abuse to animals or bestiality. I love Dlisted but not when the animal parade yobbos insist on making something out of nothing. It's a dog for Christsakes. My cat makes the same eyes when I don't give her the food she thinks she needs at any given minute of the day. Hopefully next year will see a human win HSOTY, and the end of crap like doggies, kitties, hamsters, old VW buses, couches, and other sundry things that only have charm because MK throws glitter on them.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 12:12am.

Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 10:38pm.
Mr. Mercury - are you man enough to handle a blow job by STAINS....

Not that I'd want to, but your beloved STAINS would die from suffocation if it ever tried to blow me. I have nothing against animals...but they aren't slut material. Cupcakes not withstanding.

"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"

Submitted by Romy on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:58pm.

YAYYYY!!

Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:33pm.

@ Lesbionic : Aw, thanks! But I still have much to learn before I can be a PS Wizard.

At any rate, to fatten people, I usually utilize a combination of the "Scale" and "Warp" tools, using the "Path" tool to select areas of the body I wish to make more...ahhh...shapely. Georgina here usually gets his various bodyparts cut up first and "fattened" individually before they get Frankensteined together to create the vision of pulchritude that he is.

You can also check out this alternative method :

http://www.pixel2life.com/publish/tutorials/786/make_people_fat_in_photo...

Have fun!

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Submitted by Lesbionic on Wed, 01/20/2010 - 11:19pm.

I agree, nono! Stains is MAGIKAL with those dreamy, slightly spooky eyes. HOT!