Thursday, January 21st 2010

Tama Got A Promotion!

The next time you are waiting for a train at the Kinokawa's Kishi Station in Japan, you better pay your respects to Tama the Stationmaster Cat by curtsying before her and kissing her paw oh-so gently, because the pussy got a promotion!

Japan Probe brings us the very important news that the train operator officially named Tama as their operating officer in a fancy ceremony the other day. This is the first time in history that a cat has held a high-powered executive level position at a railroad company. This also confirms for the ten millionth time that Japan is made of 100% potent MAGIC!

As the station's operating officer, Tama will continue to supervise her two feline assistants, Miko and Chibi (I'm not making this up). Tama's duties will also include: working a hat like no other bitch can, taking naps frequently, yawning at mice and throwing commuters an IDGAF-look when they try to talk to her. Basically, this pussy accomplishes more in one day than I do in a whole year! This promotion was well-deserved.

And to really seal the deal and further prove her importance, the train operator added a fey feather to her hat. Try not to let your eyes roll out of your head when you see RiRi walking around with a feather in her rooster nest. Bitch stole Tama's look a while ago , and she'll do it again.

Clip of Tama's promotion ceremony below:


Hopefully, Tama spent her bonus money on a catnip 8-ball. Pussy needs to have some fun since she works so damn hard. VIVA TAMA!

(Thanks Yen)

Posted by: Michael K


Cute CAt !!

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HoityToity's picture

Oh wait till a chinese who eats cats gets this pussy--they will stir fry her good!

onthefringe's picture

That cat is not looking amused. But she is looking sedated. I hope not... maybe she is the most laid-back cat in the world.

Erika_Leigh28's picture

awww look at the cute little pink tongue

KT's picture

this is the next hot slut of the year people! what a precious little cat. i adoped a calico cat from a local rescue 2 years ago and i love her so much. i love all cats but calicos have quite the personality!

in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!

Whatever's picture

Cute little cat. Very calm and patient. Most cats would have tried to scratch the hat off.

Hello Kitty Ho Stroll's picture

Me likey the Cowboy Bebop episode when they first ran into Ein. They had no clue how smart he was.

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Omedetou gozaimasu Tama -chan!! Kawaii ne ^_^

It's stuff like this that makes me miss J-land :(

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sirormadame's picture

Michael K, the one thing I admire most about you is your unflagging devotion to covering kitty and puppy news. The way you talk about animals never fails to give me baby-talk fever. Bless you.

The main photo for this story is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Tama's one patient kitty. My cat would've shanked a bitch for even trying to put that hat on him.

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I love this cat! Awesome!

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Chirio's picture

Let's all move to Japan!!!

LOL Tama looks stoned in the pic. LOL!!

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:18am.

@ Disraeli_Ears : Hai, Ein! Arigato gozaimasu!

Mushroom Something was that episode, yes?
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MUSSHHHROOOMMM HUNNNTTINNGGGGGGG!!!!!

Gah, I have the whole fuckign thing on DVD and haven't watched it in many years....

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
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Hekki's picture

Those wacky Japanese. I fucking love those people.

And I love Mopa's cat. The story about the cable box made me LOL. Funny cat stories are somehow funnier than funny dog stories.

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Submitted by TequilaTax on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:14am.

But they did make a movie so something became of it.

Although I could have sworn they lasted more then one season.
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ONE SEASON ONRY, if I remember correctly, it was split into 2 parts. The movie was merely OK compared to the TV series in my opinion.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

Mmmmkay, since we're talking about Japanese shows-I LOVE Naruto. The flashbacks that show the characters' motivation take the show above being "just a cartoon" plus, it's trippy as hell.

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Cowboy Bebop and Ein are great!! And yeah, the music is fantastic... I have the soundtrack. Highly recommended.

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Darling! Love the outfit. Wonder if my cat would wear it? Or if she'd get mad and tee-tee on the carpet instead?

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Someone got some sake in her water bowl.

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I can NOT believe Tama showed up for her own promotion high as a kite! That takes kitty balls. She's like the Amy Wino of cat train executives.

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Disraeli_Ears's picture

@ TequilaTax...great minds and all that. ;)

@ Pleco - I think it was called Mushroom Samba. Yeah, CB has great music!

OT: I think all kitties should have feathered caps. Not just the rail executives.

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@ Disraeli_Ears : Hai, Ein! Arigato gozaimasu!

Mushroom Something was that episode, yes?

And yeah, s&f, great songs on that anime.

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Zappy's picture

Hail Tama! Queen of the Pussy's. Was Spaghetti Cat invited to the ceremony?

Aww..how cute!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:10am

But they did make a movie so something became of it.

Although I could have sworn they lasted more then one season.

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Submitted by TequilaTax on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:07am.

BTW, my fave episode was the one where they all ate the magic mushrooms.
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Only one season. What a shame. The music on that show is phenomenal.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:05am.
@ Pleco - it's Ein. The best "Ein" episode is the one with the magic mushrooms.
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I see we are thinking on the same wave length.

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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:02am.

Ha! I KNEW someone would make a comment like that! :P No, that's the Chinese...

Corgis are very popular pets in Japan, Hong Kong, and Singapore. The popular anime show "Cowboy Bebop" even had a Corgi as a character.
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I am a fan of "Cowboy Bebop". The dog's name was Ein.

Nice to know that the queen of England and Japan love Corgis so much. I will admit that I find them cute because of "Cowboy Bebop".

BTW, my fave episode was the one where they all ate the magic mushrooms. I swore after that I'd want to try some one day of they have you seeing that kind of weird shit.

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@ Pleco - it's Ein. The best "Ein" episode is the one with the magic mushrooms.

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@ Disraeli_Ears : Oi! I watch Cowboy Bebop but can never remember the name of that damn mutt.

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:44am.
Really, MK? Another picture of Lady Gaga?
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Ga-Ga wished she looked that good.

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Submitted by TequilaTax on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:59am.

With bbq sauce for dinner, right? ;-)

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Ha! I KNEW someone would make a comment like that! :P No, that's the Chinese...

Corgis are very popular pets in Japan, Hong Kong, and Singapore. The popular anime show "Cowboy Bebop" even had a Corgi as a character.

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

Mopa's picture

My cat's would be scratching my eyes out if I tried to put clothes or hats on them, nevermind take them outside in a crowd of people.

I was trying to dust this morning and one of my cats was laying on top of the cable box warming herself. I tried to gently take her off and she grabbed onto the cable box with her claws and wouldn't let go. She dragged the whole box off the shelf.

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I think they totally drugged her to get her through the ceremony and interviews. The way she's meowing and her hazy eyes... that's exactly how my cat is on an airplane after she's been given anti-anxiety medication!

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I also like them because they like Corgis.

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With bbq sauce for dinner, right? ;-)

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Disraeli_Ears's picture

The Japanese are so bizarre, but some of their bizarre things are cool...like this.

I also like them because they like Corgis. :)

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wow and she's so pretty too! a giant step for mankind, really!

Centaurious's picture

The Rubik's Cube watch is a nice touch.

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OMEDETOU TAMA-CHAN! RET'S CEREBRATE WITH SOBA NOODRES!! ^_^

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AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

As a card carrying member of the GHEY FOR KITTEHS brigade, we get a pair of free sweatpants with membership, I love this!!!

I watch Cats 101 on Animal Planet, don't look so surprised, Japan has special stores/spaces where you can hang out with kittehs because there are strict laws for a lot buildings/dwellings that they cannot have pets.

This is very sweet and a nice homage. MEOW! BAWK!

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All cats should have capes. It adds such a cool dimension to that "aloof" thing they're always working. And scepters...scepters would be cool too.

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I need to live in Japan.

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SUGOIIIIIIIIIII~

YOU BAKA GAIJINS NO UNDERSTAND JAPANESE KITTY KATTY SMOOCHY KISS LOVE!!!!

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
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That cat looks like it's on major sedatives.

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Really, MK? Another picture of Lady Gaga?

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I blame Spaghetti Cat
and my eyes are starting to itch

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Iie!!! Yameteeeeee!!! Yameteeeee!!!

*SLAP*

KAWAII!!! KAWAII, KAWAII, TAMA-KUN!!!
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IDGAF Squared

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CONGRATS TAMA! SUPA SUPA KAWAII DESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

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IDGAF.
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