A Quote From The Lucite Kingdom
Shauna Sand tells Paper Magazine how she makes walking on exquisite lucite heels look like she's floating on the whisper of an angel:
"I've been walking in them for so long. I was a ballerina, so my balance is amazing and I'm used to being on my toes in point shoes. But I also think my stilettos are quite deceiving because they're so comfortable. I have three daughters, who are almost nine, 10 and 12 and even when my kids were like, two, they were able to walk in the stilettos. They're really not that high because they have a platform so once you get used to them, they're so easy to walk in. [Wearing stilettos] is like exercising without exercising. When you wear them, you're actually working your legs and your butt and you can get beautiful muscle definition...... I love them. I can't walk barefoot. I'll walk barefoot in the sand on the beach, but if the sand is too hot, I'll have my stilettos on."
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I don't think anyone could look more ridiculous.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. S. Milligan
By the way, that Shauna Sands girl looks like Brittany Daniel after getting a shitload of plastic surgery, therefore winding up looking like Brooke Hogan.
Damn. Never seen slippers like these.
She's a ballerina in one of those cheap jewelry boxes.
When you close it they STFU.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
it always looks like she put magic marker around her shin.I strongly recommend****Plus Flirt___ c*O*m ****to you where I just found my wealthy boyfriend! You know it is a great place to meet wealthy men and beautiful women.
Why can't a bus loose control & run this useless c@nt over RIGHT NOW!!!
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That is the most god-awful trash of a bag I have ever witnessed. Did the Louis Vuitton people hire Blowhand to design a line for them or something?
And I'm pretty sure I saw that dress make the rounds in Wildwood back during Senior Week '87. Typically accessorized with a bottle of Stoli and a family pack of condoms.
Her rainbow arc brows are giving me Hello Kitty fever, however. Those must stay.
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Champion fist-pumper and true inventor of the friggin' pouf.
Does she own any other shoes?
it always looks like she put magic marker around her shin - i know it's a tattoo. but, what the fuck kinda of tattoo is that?
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That's exactly what hookers on the poınt say too!
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WOULD.NOT.FUCK!
Not even for money or the best wacky tobacky around!
Her nipples are like beef jerky rounds made by Frankenstein.
All hail the lucite goddess! Love her...
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Whatever happened to "say something nice" that MK used to post back in the day? I loved the comments because it was like pulling teeth.. LOL.. Well I will say she does have a nice iphone.
she hit the trifecta, nasty, ugly and low class...way to go waste of air...but now we have a superfecta of elegans...nasty, ugly, low class, and stupid....gotta hate this slut! She is permanently stuck in the worse part of the 80's...and that makes me sadder than anything (other than the fact that she is mom and disgraces herself so much, and promotes everything unrespectable in women)...
"I have three daughters, who are almost nine, 10 and 12 and even when my kids were like, two, they were able to walk in the stilettos".
HOLY FRIKKIN MOTHER! She put them in ho training at two?
Links to her sex tape?
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Her face is offensive but she does have nice fit legs
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please please pleasssssssssse someone be there to snap the shot of her busting her butt in those shoes. a girl can hope right?
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Submitted by Zambonie
I made the mistake of watching her sex tape
might have put me off porn forever
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I hear ya! My curiosity got the better of me and I watched parts of it as well. To call it lame just doesn't do it justice. I'm pretty sure her performance can cure insomnia once and for all. I had to confirm my suspicion that anyone that parades around half-nekkid in hooker shoes can't bring it in the bedroom. Although, after listening to her speak, I totally underestimated how stupid she is and that's saying a lot! This why I always go for smarties. Smarties almost always have skills!
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Her nasty ass talons NEED close toed shoes. I'd consider it a public service.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
i hope she has to have the same foot surgery I did, and that it doesn't work for her either, on the other hand, she would like being in bed all that time....
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I made the mistake of watching her sex tape
might have put me off porn forever
She's such a joke
Ballerina my ass! Aren't ballerinas supposed to be classy? I bet her feet smell!
Please tell me how any straight man could fuck that mess.
I like to wear platforms because I'm 5'2" and they make my legs look longer and I see eye-to-eye with people better. But I don't like heels; I like my toes to be the same height as my heel or only slightly lower. And amazingly enough, they help my back and posture. However, I'm talking about Volatile sneakers or Candies sandals, not this clear stripper shit she wears. Although sometimes I worry that I look like a Spice Girl.
Of course she can't walk barefoot. Her foot is not permanently formed in the shape of her stripper heels. Fucking retard.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Wow, MK - that musta been your dream interview, right there. I have to wonder if you're a little jealous you din't get to ask that question first.
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she's an idiot. heels that high throw out the alignment of your body, and fuck with your feet and back.
dumbass frankennippled skank.
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@SoylentPink .
" Just like a walk around with my dildo in at all times in order to TONE MY PUSSAY"
- Your comment had me dying lol, I spit out my coffee with the idea of comparing the two haha.
Easy there fuzzy little man peach.
She speaks the truth.
LMAO@ Centaurious
The vertigo comment/heel thought killed me!!! LOL!!!
Coma Caca!
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Her feet don't look like the ones of a ballerina. Especially not like the ones of a ballerina who danced on her toes for quite a long time.
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Queen Lucite has hammer toes.
U GUYZ R JUST JEALOUZ
BAWK BAWK
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
I know we all hate this whore, but seriously don't all kids like to play dress up & walk around in heels? Do any of you have any little girls? Because little girls enjoy dressing like a ho on the stroll. Fact.
Chirio!!!, I wonder the shit they would say about their queen
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I see she's in a parking garage...probably just finished blowing some asshole for drug money.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Someone should really interview the important part of this situation...the lucite heels!! I wonder the shit they would say about their queen
Coma Caca!
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Bull crap.
I can see her toe corns from here....
That LV bag needs to be replaced.
Not all who wander are lost ...
My best friend always wears heels. She has really high arches and she says they make her feel feel better.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Is it 5'oclock yet? FUCK!!!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
She's holding her water bottle and Blackberry with "The Shocker."
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
As usual, shauna is lying to get more attention. Notice she didn't acknowledge that clear lucite shoes are worn by strippers & whores? Or that walking on the beach with them on is nothing more than a scream for publicity? She's already a leg spread slutty whore; now she's a moron for thinking that anyone with half a brain would accept her lame ass excuses...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Can someone answer me a question: What does this dumbass actually DO? I'm guessing nothing, but still. Is she just famous for being Lorenzo's wife?
This might be a stupid question, but what happened to the forums?
My feet are fucked up from wearing heels. The nerves on the bottom of my foot, where the toes meet the pad are all "engorged" it SUCKS and it's painful!
I guess this bitch hasn't suffered from that yet.