Becks Gets Molested On TV
Italian TV presenter Elena Di Cioccio, who is kind of giving me SamRo fevah, wanted to find out if Becks' bulge of wonder in his Armani ads is 100% natural, so she decided to check for herself. Elena slipped on a pair of rubber gloves and waited outside of his hotel until he came out. While Becks was busy talking to the press, Elena gave him a "cough and drop" test (without the cough).
After Elena molested Becks' business, he backed away, threw hot daggers at her face with his eyes, and his security jumped in. It wasn't not funny to Becks, but Elena kept the joke going. She said to the cameras, "I touched it but it's small. David you have conned us all. What did you use cotton wool? It's all a trick."
The stunt aired on the comedy show Le Iene. A source close to the show tells Metro that they were just having a laugh, "It was just a joke and we hope that Beckham took it in the spirit it was meant."
Yes, because if a dude grabbed Posh' vagina without getting the thumbs up from her first, he'd be using that same hand to massage Pooki's prostate in the clink. But when a lady does it to Becks, it's a punchline!
Don't get me wrong, if Becks' balls were that close to me, I'd probably have to bite my own fingers off to stay away, but I listened to my kindergarten teacher when she told me to keep my shit to myself. Although, I obviously didn't listen to her when she told me to stop farting in my hand and smelling it (my John Mayer-ism of the day).
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I didn't see the video
but I don't find her behavior funny at all.
I think she should have been arrested.
What she did was sexual assault.
Had it been a man doing that to Posh,
everyone would have been horrified
and this video would have never been aired on TV but in a courtroom instead.
SHAME ON HER!!!
I hope someone caves that bitch's face in. I too don't have any big appreciation for either of the Beckham's, but truly, she deserves a beatdown. If the show wants to apologize, he should get to hit her with some mace or pants her or something.
Yeah this video no avaiable.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 3:49pm.
I've been groped. I was 18 and in a club dancing by the bar. A group of guys were walking past and one of them reached down and rubbed me. I just pushed his hand away. I was mortified. It's hard to say what you'd do in that situation. How you'd react...
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I think it's pretty common for females to get groped at clubs. I've been groped too by horny drunk guys who can't even see straight and it's very nasty to me. But just because women get groped all the time doesn't make it ok for this stupid ho to just go up and grope someone in public. She's disgusting and I seriously thought when I was first watching the video that it was Chris Crocker playing around in drag. I don't even know how people thought this was funny.. it was just dumb.
well Italians have a very creepy "sense of humor", they have these shows all about busty half naked chicks in high heels prancing around and old men being nasty to everyone.
I've been groped. I was 18 and in a club dancing by the bar. A group of guys were walking past and one of them reached down and rubbed me. I just pushed his hand away. I was mortified. It's hard to say what you'd do in that situation. How you'd react...
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she is cute, i don't understand a shred of italian but i got the point? longo, a tubo of something
i can see she is their female version of jackass.
I guess that ho didn't see the Armani ads and the pictures last week of him changing his shorts on the field...he looks well endowed and it certainly wasn't her place to get all up in his junk and open her mouth in the first place.
She's lucky Posh wasn't there to pimp slap her or throw some blows. I have a feeling she and Faith Hill know how to knock a bitch out! You can never trust those women that wear sunglasses all the time!
I tried to watch this with the most open of openest minds to see if I could find any humor in it and I just couldn't. It wasn't funny. I think it would have been funny if that girl got hit in the face on camera for groping Becks, though. You just don't go up to people and grope them and best believe if some guy did this to a woman he'd be sitting in jail right now. She's just a stupid ho.
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I'm surprısed hıs testıcles dropped enough to sıre chıldren as ıt ıs.
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Oh fuck, if some male reporter had stuck his hand up Posh's skirt, people would be crying RAPE, MOLESTER, SICK FUCK, ARREST HIM, on and on and on, but since it is some chick grabbin a dudes crotch, people think it is so fuckin awesome and funny. SAME THING LADIES! It is wrong to be grabbin anyone's privates if you ain't invited to!
She wouldn't have been able to run after me if she had grabbed my package, cuz I do not hit women, but in that case I'd make an exception!
Stupid bitch, and it wasn't funny, plus she was ugly!
hilarious!
Of course they stuffed him in the crotch area for the ads... Everybody could see that, there was no need to molest him.
I'm no fan of Posh N Becks (mostly they make me gag), but this shit is outrageous. It's molestation. Period.
Nobody should be touching anybody else' privates without permission, and certainly not on camera.
this made my day!! The look on his face... classic. Though in all fairness if someone where to grab my axe wound I don't think I would handle it as non-confrontational as he did.. bless his lil heart.
Has anyone ever heard him TALK?
I assumed it was demure like his voice.
He shoulda just slapped her on the tittay.
That's how they learn...
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 1:42pm.
Well, the way you tell it, it hardly sounds like you'd ask permission first;p
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Yeah, probably not so much. I am not good with the word "no" and it wouldn't be the first time "pressing charges" and "against you" have come up. :O
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I love those Emporio Armani ads with Becks. What a gorgeous man!
Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 1:26pm.
OT: I have said it before and I shall repeat and rinse: I would suck the stupid out that man.
KEEP YOU HANDS OFF MAH MAN, ELENA. YOU ARE A WHORE! and not like in a good way.
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Well, the way you tell it, it hardly sounds like you'd ask permission first;p
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Some dude presenter should grab that idiotic woman's boobs or groin in front of the cameras too, you know, just for laughs. Let's see if she likes it before making a huge fuzz calling the dude perverted and sexist.
And anyone believing the photoshop wonders they see on magazines are true, need to be burned alive for being such genetic negatives.
Those people need to find better "comedic" antics.
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*grabs El B's junk*
Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 1:31pm.
@ El Bastardo
Hey wise guy!
Clarisse has a problem logging onto DListed right now and she asked to give you a message "Tell El B I'm groping him"
Tell her to grope me with her lips......both sets :)
I agree with ISMU, not funny.
@ El Bastardo
Hey wise guy!
Clarisse has a problem logging onto DListed right now and she asked to give you a message "Tell El B I'm groping him"
@snowy, I laughed at the Georgie boy pool quote.
(My 8yr old daughter says it all the time...she has no idea what it means, but it makes me laugh when she says it, so I let her.)
And STOP jerking off in socks, you will get foot funk on your junk and no amount of Blue Star Ointment will soothe your ills.
OT: I have said it before and I shall repeat and rinse: I would suck the stupid out that man.
KEEP YOU HANDS OFF MAH MAN, ELENA. YOU ARE A WHORE! and not like in a good way.
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
Terrible thing to do. I don't give a shit about Beckham one way or the other, or his stick wife, but touching anyone there, or anywhere without permission, really, is completely out of line. Male or female, keep your fucking hands off people unless invited. Everyone deserves that respect. I hope the bitch gets charged or fired or something. I wish he had punched her right in her ugly mug. What a coont.
All of that buildup for a very unfunny prank. I guess he was just being really stuckup for not laughing as some bug-eyed stranger grabs the most sensitive (and precious!) part of his anatomy in public.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 1:11pm.
YOUR LITTLE SISTER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!!
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
YOUR LITTLE SISTER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 1:07pm.
all of Sucky's socks are Gold Toe
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I used to think I was sooo smart jerking off into wet socks in the shower and then stuffing them in the closet. I moved up to hot wet t-shirts and wrapped them around my dick and started to fuck them. Hoo boy, that did not work out well in the end when my older sister found them. "EWW WHAT ARE THESE SHIRTS DOING IN THE CLOSET WITH THESE STAINS?" my mom was really nice about it "OH WHO CARES. GIVE DEM TO MEE" and she threw them away. Thanks Mom.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Eww, he tried to stop her for a quick second---too late! You just don't grab someone's junk like that without them knowing it. Even the hubby gets gets a knee-jerk reaction if we're lounging in bed and he even *thinks* I'm gonna accidentally kick him in the balls.
That might be wrong but it's the MOST entertaining that Beckham has EVER been to a non-sportsfan like myself. Absolutely. she's so sweet - cut her some slack! And, quite frankly, after 5 million upskirts I feel like it's just a point for the Girl Team;p
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she should bring that show to american tv. it's like Punked Extreme! but some americans are a little uptight for that. no one in this room, of course.
Watching Sucky with hi-tech spy cam.
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What they did to him was incredibly rude. No excuse for that kind of behavior.
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Submitted by tsklala on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 12:55pm.
El Bastardo... yes, SHITTY soccer player. I'm huge soccer junkie; if this fool was ugly, you would have never heard of him. Trust that. ;) Man is dried out. :spit: Hate him.
I've grown up with this shitty footballer and he was one of the greatest English players ever. This whole country cannot be wrong. Now, as you say soccer....erm, yep, hes slowed down since he joined LA but still good.
Wayne Rooney is ugly and brilliant.
*throws away pile of stiff socks*
She's lucky she didn't get dropped on her ass. That's just wrong.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
El Bastardo... yes, SHITTY soccer player. I'm a huge soccer junkie; if this fool was ugly, you would have never heard of him. Trust that. ;) Man is dried out. :spit: Hate him.
:grabs-your-nuts:
Where's Jack-n-the-hat? This topic has his name written all over it.
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He always breaks my heart into, it happens every time. Oh, I've been cheated, been mistreated,
When will I be loved?