The Haiti Telethon Doesn't Care About Kanye West People
This Friday night, every TV network on the damn planet will air George Clooney Presents....The Haiti Telethon. If you're a famous person who has been in a magazine at least once during the past 365 days, you will probably be a presenter or a performer on Georgie's telethon. Well, unless your name is Kanye West, because he's the only one on the DO NOT WANT list. This is according to Popeater anyway.
One of the telethon's producers says that they are afraid Kanye would take the focus off the telethon by giving us another "Imma" or "George Bush doesn't care about black people" moment. The producer went on to say, "Kayne has to make everything about himself. He will do anything to steal the spotlight and, well, this night it's just not about him."
That producer bitch needs to eat a dick! Kanye West is not only about himself! Kanye has a heart that just gives gives gives. In fact, Gay Fish wouldn't be a part of their telethon if they gave him a gift basket filled with fishsticks, because he'll be swimming to Haiti himself to... Oh, wait. What's that? Kanye West just announced that on Friday night he's hosting on his blog an event called "CAPS-LOCKIN' FOR HAITI: A Blogathon way better than George Clooney's thing." Oh, carry on then....
And here's Kanye and Ambot at the Louis Vuitton men's show in Paris yesterday. Before you start shouting about how Kanye and Ambot are evil for wearing Fluffy's dead relatives on their bodies, watch this sermon given by our glittery savior Johnny Weir.
They are only following the gospel according to Weir.
Image: Wireimage Video: Johnny Weir's Facebook (Thanks Serena)
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anna - you're a god. that's all.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
They did the same crappy telethon for 9/11, and it was ridiculous. All these assholes in Hollywood and their over bloated ego's got knocked right off the front pages of the news and since no one was talking about them anymore suddenly they wanted to jump right in and help, so they threw together everyone in Hollywood that wasn't working that week, which was everybody, let them all come out and cry crocodile tears asking America to give and give, I got news for ya, Americans are way to busy trying to keep a roof over our heads, keeping food on the table and taking care of our own business. I don't donate money because I know that 90 cents out of every dollar I send goes towards overhead costs. Why don't they just shut the fuck up and write a check, or better yet, send a few private jets loaded with clothes, medicine, food. Having to sit through another "George, I've really got a big heart don't I? Clooney production" and watch skanks like Julia Roberts try to act like she gives a shit is just too much for me to stomach. Why doesn't that other fucking idiot, the one with the charity organization that supposedly supports Haiti run this? Oh I forgot he's too busy skimming the fund money for his own benefit, and so sorry, he's just too busy right now to talk about the documents that the Smoking Gun uncovered regarding his organization. All these overpaid, overpampered, undertalented mother fuckers make me sick.
If you watched the animals die in agony and skinned alive for fur, then there is no way you would wear it, unless you are a complete useless asshole on this planet, who thinks your pathetic piece of flesh is worth anything. It is brazen and disgusting.
I'd like to chop their heads off and mount them on my bathroom wall.
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I love how Michael Meyers (sp) is trying to look all serious and conceal his 'wtf' face and not smirk. Kanye is a piece of crap but too funny not to laugh at.
Hahaha, Kuntye Waste is such a waste of skin. And Johnny Queer only came in 3rd place at the U.S. Nationals. He has NO chance of making the podium in Vancouver, he's just toooooooo much of a flamer, lol!
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Like that was a surprise that this queen of all queens was going to say anything different. How else is he going to sashay and shantay and max out his credit card without a damn fur coat?
I LOVE animals....they're delicious !
Can't stand Kanye ,but those are great looking fur coats. It's LEATHER with the hair still attached and most people who will blast others for wearing fur most likely own something made of leather and/or eat meat.
they should all get sprayed by a skunk right in the eyes.
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I was totally into the Johnny Weir thing and looked forward to watching his reality show, until I saw his revolting and heartless comment about fur coats! I will be canceling my DVR season pass. I wouldn't walk across the street to see him perform for free now! Simply disgusting.
i agree with whatever - they're completely vapid and pathetic. i am against fur.. anyone with a heart who loves animals is. but seriously its 2010.. how outdated does that shit look? they look stupid as hell. but then again let's look at who we're talking about. and who the f is this johnny weir dude?? never heard of him.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
I'm tardy for the thread party.
*tazes provy and runs out*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
They are wearing my Lionhead Rabbit's family...FUCK YOU KANYE!!!!!!!!
These three vapid assholes need to be skinned alive like the fur they are wearing were. Kayne is a huge douche and Weir has no chance in hell of winning a gold medal.
In all fairness, aren't ALL these celebs making it about themselves?
The whole situation makes me sick from all angles.
Submitted by Tyroan on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 3:26pm.
Hey Provy I thought you fox news types were against activist judges legislating from the bench?
Got a link to where I supported this decision?
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 2:50pm.
@Stoney- i'm not for giving individual rights to a corporation.
Looks like I am ty-tard. Here's something for you to research:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading_comprehension
I voted for the guy that spent 90 million, you voted for the guy that spent 750 million. Cognitive dissonance got you down?
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They need to be fucking shot.
Not killed, just maimed enough to take the hint.
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 2:40pm.
At least with the unions, policians would actually be catering to a bunch of real life people, not some tiny boardroom full of fat fuck billionaires paying for their jets with blood money.
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 2:50pm.
Research would be reading the 57 page majority opinion and 90 page dissent or going back to the origin of "corporate personhood". Not some opinion on a political blog.
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my, you like to argue, eh provy? do you need everything spelled out for you explicitly? i figure people can work out how to do research without me telling 'em.
but anyway, i agree with you. AMEN. do research.
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where oh where is PETA with the red paint when you need them...I CANNOT STAND THIS GAY FISH...AND HIS ROBOT CALL GIRL TRANNY....and I truly wish he could have at least tried to become humble after his fuck up at the VMA's...he went to India like Hohan, and looked like neither one of them got any spiritual or humbling in the process....I HATE THIS GAY FISH...he thinks he is such the shiznit...and he falls painfully short...thank God Clooney put him in his place...fucktard!!
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@Flatbush Hooker - Shut the fuck up & learn how to type. You sound like an idiot & your circular logic makes absolutely zero sense.
Hey Provy I thought you fox news types were against activist judges legislating from the bench?
I detest fur fashion. I think it's just plain cruel how the animals are raised and killed. "Birdgherl's" below description of the fur industry is true and if you're okay with that, then I think that's pretty damn sad.
www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
www.petfinder.com - Enter your zip code & find pets available in your area for adoption.
You know what, I was always talking shit about people wearing furs and the thought of these beautiful animals being killed for our greed is disgusting. All of a sudden I opened my closet and I realized I have a leather jacket and have owned numerous leather shoes and other animal related pieces of clothing. I'm gonna go ahead and shut up now.
@ Rotten Egg
Fur coat has nothing to do with Rich people ( by american standards it seems like it is ) but in reality its not
First of all its an investment for long long time...its like buying a car
Not for one or two years...some people have their grandmas coats from hundred years ago and even tho yeah they get fragile and rip if its very old fur but people fix it. Change lining or reconstruct whole coat and alter it. Fur is like gold..its time less and investing 2-4 grand on one good fur coat is not same as buyin a 300 dollar good jacket that will last maybe two years . Yeah people who can afford ten fur coats will buy them and show off or whatnot but it doesn't mean that someone who does own a good expensive fur coat is wearing it to show off.
Yeah some people wear those big obnoxious and ugly designed coats and it seems like they wana show off because of how obnoxious design is. Animal skin,fur,feathers,meat,waste is used everywhere and anywhere but people who lack any type of sense are weak souls who brainwashed by videos,comercials,flyers....Those organizations don't exist for free and mind you they can care less about animals either. Its all waste of everyones money and time. Because just like animals kill each other we supposed to kill animals aswell. We all fucking belong to same kingdom! Lol
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Kayne is selfish and an attention whore. So is everyone in Hollywood.
Madonna adopts a Haitian orphan in 3...2......1.
Reminds of a time I used to work with this Uber Vegan bitch who yawned and eye rolled at every bitch in the office who ate anything and had constant arguments about " poo lil chickens get boiled alive at kfc " BS and I snapped
Im like ..bitch you like leather bags? Belts? Wallets? Well wtf you bulshittin about FARM RAISED chickens then? I got so pissed at this idiot I was not stopping till her eyes got mad wide and wat do ya knooo....bitch was eatin meat in bout a week!
Vegan is good ,healthy but not as lifestyle ..soy is good but other vegan products are artifical..dont digest = fuck you up
As a human being you born to eat meat..there is no other artificial shit, magic pill outhere that will give you same proteins as eating meat atleast once a week!
I need a drink....
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When will these idioits stop supporting the fur trade???
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Submitted by music lover on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 2:48pm.
I feel sorry for the Haitians but I can't stand these celebrities preaching to the public to give. I donated because I wanted to, not because some fake-assed celebrities told me to.
The worst thing is the Friday night TV shows are bumped! Why can't it be on just one channel and those who want to watch it can. Why should every channel carry it? And why is it two full weeks after the EQ hit?
-"Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 2:41pm."
Yeah, true... but maybe fur is one of those super expensive and super fancy animal products an average Joe can't afford, that's why fur is easier to target as "more evil" than say.. a pair of leather shoes.
I personally don't give a shit about fancy fur coats because to me, wearing fur makes a person look like a stupid and pretentious nouveau riche. I'm not one of those extremists that say "I rather go naked than wear animal products" because I do agree man-made materials while cheap and easier to find, they don't last long. Also, I like meat. :)
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Kayne has to make everything about himself. He will do anything to steal the spotlight and, well, this night it's just not about him.
ROFLMAO!
I like meat.
OH FUCK THE UNIONS! They sold the Firefighters down the damn river. Fuckers. Oh, and Mr. President with his "Anyone who makes under 250K won't see a tax increase PERIOD" BULLSHIT, my dad's pension is getting whacked an extra $50 a month now. That shit would've never flown when my dad was the union president.
Fuckers. All of them.
On topic. This organization is one hot bitch, I'm donating more cash if they are banning this douche.
Submitted by mcnightmare on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 2:41pm.
yes: unions AND non-profits can contribute as much as they can, as well.
for more details, do some research.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/politicaljunkie/2010/01/court_ruling_on_citizen...
Research would be reading the 57 page majority opinion and 90 page dissent or going back to the origin of "corporate personhood". Not some opinion on a political blog.
@Stoney- i'm not for giving individual rights to a corporation. Just saying unions being left out was convenient for the narrative that corporations are gonna destroy the world with this ruling.
OT: Fur is bad.
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"He will do anything to steal the spotlight and, well, this night it's just not about him."
Not to defend Kanye, but they must be fucking kidding me. If it's not about any one celebrity, then drop the George Clooney Presents bullshit.
I feel sorry for the Haitians but I can't stand these celebrities preaching to the public to give. I donated because I wanted to, not because some fake-assed celebrities told me to.
Hey Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs wore a human skin suit, and it was HOT!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 2:10pm.
Regarding the Supreme Court ruling, they done fucked up. Those damned conservatives.
A corporation now has superior rights over man. They've always had legal and financial protections not granted to men, and now they can compete with the average Joe in campaign donations to local politicians.
This is what they mean about going to hell in a handbasket.
Fur Coats are always in and now Fur Vests are very trendy and every retail sell them from real to faux
God I can't stand idiots who yell I am so anti fur I rather be naked shit. Its Circle of life motherfuckers!
You eat meat, you got leather bags,wallets,belts,buttons,cases,watches,SHOES,hats etc etp
And yet make a fucking big deal on fur..Hello ! You wearing same animal's skin on your wallet dumbdick
Yeah animals are cute but its what it is. You kill an animal, you use its fur..Cave people killed animals for fur..Hunters go to woods and kills animals for food and fur to this day and fuckers promote biased nonpofit org like Peta that scams out money on useless advertisement for what? For idiots!
Do you ever see anyone in Europe wearin polyester "fur"? Fuck No!
Its not about animals,"rich folks", or cost!
Humans need to be warm and humans are hunters and its natural organic process of things for us to wear fur not polyester! Do you know how many chemicals in that cheap shit? Do you know how bad those chemicals for your body?
Also if we on fur topic.... Yall wear cashmere? Wool coats? Uggs? Angora sweaters? Have fucking pillows at home?
Stupidity at its best!
Analy killed animals...umm how else would you want it to be killed? Beheaded? Choked? Poisoned?
R u completely retarded? People who make those "shocking videos" profit from them
By getting money outta idiots + government aids for non profits
When the fuck stupid people use their brain for once and realise how biased every lil shit is
Real Talk!
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At least with the unions, policians would actually be catering to a bunch of real life people, not some tiny boardroom full of fat fuck billionaires paying for their jets with blood money.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Ok, kids, before I get myself worked up into a straight up banshee state over this issue with the supreme court, I'm off for now. My brain hurts. Kanye and greedyass fucking corporations in one post is too much for me.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 2:31pm.
You conveniently left out unions get to flood politicians with money as well.
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provolone - i wasn't pretending to have a full-on explanation of the ruling with diagrams and shit. i was just giving MY opinion, same as every other genius here.
yes: unions AND non-profits can contribute as much as they can, as well.
for more details, do some research.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/politicaljunkie/2010/01/court_ruling_on_citizen...
PS: peacjpie - DAMN, that pie looks good. i'm taking it with me to the bunker, mmkay?
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Submitted by PeachPie on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 2:36pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 2:31pm.
You conveniently left out unions get to flood politicians with money as well.
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You're right. You're absolutely right. Again, we're fucking doomed.
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Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 2:31pm.
You conveniently left out unions get to flood politicians with money as well.
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You're right. You're absolutely right. Again, we're fucking doomed.
Kanye go away. Who cares about him?
Wearing fur is such BAD, BAD karma. Seems to me it is evil to be indifferent to the suffering of other living things, esp. for purposes of vanity.
That being said, Kanye looks like a big PUSSY with that fur coat on; he should wear a dress and heels if he really wants to look like a girl. With regard to the mutant by his side: no comment, just please disappear.
They should add John Mayer to that Do Not Want list. Just because.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 2:10pm.
by the way, the supreme court hust voted to allow corporations to give as much money to politicians as they want - i mean, legally!
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You know what that means? We're fucking doomed.
Is Johnny angling for the next meme-hairdo? That thing on his head is ridiculous.