Friday, January 22nd 2010

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 21st!

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I'm so jealous of Khloe... I so want my own Skeletor backpack too. - salacious

Runners-up:

If you can't bring the mountain to Mohammed bring Mohammed to the mountain. - randy1

Who doesn't enjoy a little cinnamon on their cottage cheese? - michelleb

It was many years before Octomom realized the ninth baby growing on her back. - scgolden

via Funky Downtown (Thanks Louis)

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speakit's picture
Submitted by speakit on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 11:27pm.

Submitted by Jizzball on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 3:33pm.
I finally go meet Penny and THIS is the picture she posts?!?!?!?!

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wtf is this?

what was the picture?

Submitted by hollywoodgossip on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 6:48am.

Poor tikky:)

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El Bastardo's picture
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:14pm.

Now that CT was really funny! Congratz fools....lots of great caps!! :o)

michelleb's picture
Submitted by michelleb on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 11:35am.

Hooray I got third place!!! Kadoooz to all of us!

ReallyNow's picture
Submitted by ReallyNow on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 11:26am.

Hilarious!!! Well done, winners!

jack-n-the-hat's picture
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:30am.

salacious... too. fucking. funny!!! LMFAO!

And congrats to all the weiners... very funny!!!
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:30am.

OK a skeletor backpack, that's straight fuckin funny!! Well done salacious & all! =))

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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:29am.

LMAO @ salacious - I knew there was a Khloe joke in there somewhere, who knew it could be so good? Haha and congrats@all the winners!

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SpiceDong's picture
Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:26am.

the winning line is just too funny for words. Congrats!

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Lory's picture
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:14am.

LMAO! Congratulations hoes!!!

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OurMissC's picture
Submitted by OurMissC on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 9:41am.

Way to go, you funny sluts!

Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 9:21am.

CUNTGRATZ CUNTZ.

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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here

salacious's picture
Submitted by salacious on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 9:18am.

OMG! I'm honored... Thanks a lot! LOL.

TTFN

urmomma's picture
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 8:44am.

AHAHAHAAA! Congrats!

Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK

Plecostomus's picture
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 8:41am.

Well done, salacious, well done!

Congrats also to the other funny horz randy1, michelleb, and scgolden!

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Mother Superior's picture
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 8:39am.

Glorious! Congrats to all!!! xx

anon's picture
Submitted by anon on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 7:35am.

Outtakes from Nevada's Shady Lane Ranch brothel....introducing, "Markus"!

Submitted by riem on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 7:21am.

never before released photo of torture at guantanamo!!!

Granny Clampett's picture
Submitted by Granny Clampett on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 6:47am.

Geez lots of RACIST fucking captions for this one...dumb bitches

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sugarfap's picture
Submitted by sugarfap on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 6:27am.

Abu performs Heimlich Manoeuvre to free Kirstie Alley's throat.

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All-in with nothin'

Submitted by Doc Black on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 3:06am.

I still don't think Khloe and Lamar's daughter should be able to play against the other 5th grade boys.

Terryble2's picture
Submitted by Terryble2 on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 2:58am.

Tiger Woods ready to leave all his problems behind.

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Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society.

LASux's picture
Submitted by LASux on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 2:30am.

Drew Barrymore celebrates her Golden Globe win in Sri Lanka.

Terryble2's picture
Submitted by Terryble2 on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 2:27am.

Rosie O'Donnell supporting the No Child Left Behind Act

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Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society.

Cherry22's picture
Submitted by Cherry22 on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 2:11am.

BBW has finally launched their new Great Outdoor's line of gear, and already the "Sanjaya Backpack" is a huge hit!

LawDog's picture
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 2:10am.

I take it that Jasmine and Abu will not be asked to be in the sequel to "Aladdin"

Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)

LawDog's picture
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 2:07am.

Is this what Bush meant by a war on terror?

Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)

LawDog's picture
Submitted by LawDog on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 2:06am.

She likes junk in her trunk, pie in her thigh, and abu in her poo

Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)

Submitted by clarky on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 2:06am.

Shauna Sands and Lorenzo Lamas: Before She Found Lucite.

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Submitted by Terryble2 on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:39am.

Ice-T and CoCo in the year 2030... trying to remain relevant .

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Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society.

sugarfap's picture
Submitted by sugarfap on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:28am.

We found Tiger Woods' secret hideout.
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All-in with nothin'

Random_Pizzaman's picture
Submitted by Random_Pizzaman on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:18am.

Khloe's secret honeymoon photos revealed!

jalynne's picture
Submitted by jalynne on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:05am.

stuck between a rock and a hard place to find.

The Perkster's picture
Submitted by The Perkster on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:02am.

If she breaks ass (aka farts) Abdula is a gonner.

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Submitted by TomHanksIsHot on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 12:49am.

Unfortunately, there's no Dalai Lama on top of this mountain.

sugarfap's picture
Submitted by sugarfap on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 12:25am.

Mounting the camel of lust.
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All-in with nothin'

pinkdoodoo2's picture
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 12:13am.

From the lost pages of the Kama Sutra: The Elephant.

Datura's picture
Submitted by Datura on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 12:05am.

The Jlo/Skeletor sex tape is actually not as scary as I'd thought it would be.

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vanyvrgs's picture
Submitted by vanyvrgs on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 11:33pm.

In response to the US's complaints that the Indian government has not done enough to combat world hunger, the Indian government has released a picture of one of its operatives actively catching some prey.
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zippitydodah's picture
Submitted by zippitydodah on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 11:30pm.

When I said, "I need a plug," I meant for my audition!

where_da_booze_at's picture
Submitted by where_da_booze_at on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 11:16pm.

Rescue Pack! Cuming to tha rescue! transform!

where_da_booze_at's picture
Submitted by where_da_booze_at on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 11:15pm.

shit i thought these photos would never leak!

madonnabeso's picture
Submitted by madonnabeso on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 11:13pm.

how fuckin' tall is this bitch?!

cs182's picture
Submitted by cs182 on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 11:11pm.

Horndog Millionaire

cs182's picture
Submitted by cs182 on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 11:10pm.

Move over Paris, 'Up Kirstie's Alley' is the new sex tape hitting the internet.

cs182's picture
Submitted by cs182 on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 11:07pm.

Khloe and Kourtney take 'Moon Over My Hammy'

jppuertorico85's picture
Submitted by jppuertorico85 on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:29pm.

So it looks like Khloe finally is trying to compete w/ Kim's sex tape!

moosh's picture
Submitted by moosh on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:25pm.

we tried to play leapfrog... but i got stuck.

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh

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Crawford67's picture
Submitted by Crawford67 on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:10pm.

Starvis

I'm a horrible racist for thinking this, but:

Baby got wetback.

That made me spit my drink all over my monitor.

suzanita's picture
Submitted by suzanita on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:42pm.

its bruce bitch...

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