This Baby's Name Is Sin Halo

You know those goth rockabilly kids in junior high school who carried around Nightmare Before Christmas lunchboxes, painted fake tattoo on their bodies with Sharpies, regularly went to the nurse for their "cutting" problem, hung out at Disneyland on the weekend to be ironic and wrote poetry based on the musical lyrics of The Smiths?

Well, they grew up, got engaged to each other, had a baby, and named him SIN HALO JUDE. I'm pretty sure "SIN HALO" is also a promo code you enter at HotTopic.com to get free shipping if you spend $100 or more.

If you watch Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker, then you know of Patti Stanger's assistants Destin and Rachel. The HotTopic-ites are engaged, and they recently brought this little baby into the world. They say that they decided to name Sin Halo, because they think everybody has good and bad in them. Rachel went on to tell Life & Style, “My parents hate the name Sin Halo."

By the look on Sin Halo's face, I'm pretty sure he hates the name Sin Halo too.

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Submitted by hollywoodgossip on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 6:38am.

Cute baby:)

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Submitted by Noelegy on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 11:28pm.

The name "Destin" just makes me think of Desitin, the diaper rash cream.

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Submitted by Wren on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 4:32pm.

She looks like a goth Gwen Stefani, and that baby definitely does look like Ross Perot.

I hate when people try to be clever with their child's name. Even those dumb ass it's-a-word-spelled-backwards names make me vom.

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Submitted by Mexicanwahine on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 3:59pm.

I love the tiny baby suit!

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 12:06pm.

She looks like Janeane Garofalo in The Matchmaker. without the pink bangs of course.

Janeane apparently cleans up very pretty.

Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:32am.

When people are over the age of 25 the goth look just looks really stupid. Leave that look to the teenagers and that crazy fart marilyn Manson. These people are going to be read the riot act by this poor kid when he grows up.

Submitted by GrlBhvingBadly on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 9:38am.

Hahaha...sounds like my friend's roomie in college. She had a black cat named Sophocles and an obsession with the Nightmare Before Xmas and all things Tim Burton...combine that with her incessant need to preach veganism.

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Submitted by darlingjulie on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 9:25am.

I have that dress she is wearing.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 5:51am.

As soon as thıs lıttle tyke can walk...he's gonna run

AWAY!

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Submitted by super-ette on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 5:25am.

You know those goth rockabilly kids in junior high school who carried around Nightmare Before Christmas lunchboxes (yes), painted fake tattoo on their bodies with Sharpies (no), regularly went to the nurse for their "cutting" problem(no), hung out at Disneyland on the weekend to be ironic (no) and wrote poetry based on the musical lyrics of The Smiths (guilty)? I sported a Betty Page haircut for a long time and also had her bod BC (Before Children) :-p

Submitted by literarylioness on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 3:45am.

Just wait. The backlash for all these kids with weird names and whores for mothers and douche-bags for fathers are going to change their names to Fred, Sam, Betty and Viola and become evangelical Christian Republicans.
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Submitted by Jayda on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 2:44am.

I love this post! All the references in the writing made me LOL! I was having a day and reading this made me smile

Submitted by Nopers on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:26am.

QUICK! Spot the one in that picture who will hate their parents in 12 years!

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 12:20am.

I sort of -- fuckit, I LOVE that name! the fuck is wrong with me tonight?

Submitted by onthefringe on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 11:43pm.

A quote from the Life & Style article:
"Every time the baby sees Patti, he shrieks like a banshee," Destin tells Life & Style. "She's great with him. Sin makes her want a baby."

Uh huh. Well then she should control the sin inside of her so she doesn't bring another poor soul to this God-forsaken place.

Also:
"Sin was delivered via emergency cesarean section after the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck and stopped his fragile heart. He also later suffered from digestive problems."

Poor thing. Perhaps he tried to off himself the day they chose his name. He heard it from the womb.

He should just pull a Shiloh and insist on being called John.

Submitted by speakit on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 11:35pm.

That baby is so cute.

Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 11:33pm.

I'm pretty sure "SIN HALO" is also a promo code you enter at HotTopic.com to get free shipping if you spend $100 or more.

Now THAT is MK at his best.

Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 11:30pm.

I'd prefer Con Halo myself, Sin means without in Spanish, don't these fucktards know that?!

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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:11pm.
Who are these fucktards and why does anyone care?

I haven't a clue...except that the kids name should have been Fortheloveofgodhowdidigetbornintothis.

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Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:41pm.

Who are these fucktards and why does anyone care? More useless bullshit news. The real reason they named their baby that fucked up retarded name was so they could get some press. I imagine that their next child's name will be Piss Shit.

Submitted by Auntie Mame on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:49pm.

"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)

Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:46pm.

In spanish would be Sin= without and halo=halo or aura. Dumbest name either way.

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Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:19pm.

These two douchenozzles think that they are being creative with this name, but I be neither of them would want it for their own name. Why saddle that poor baby with that god awful name. They should have to go around trying that name out for themselves for a month before subjecting a poor innocent baby to it. What selfish pricks they are.
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:15pm.

Is that Spanish for "without a prayer " ?

Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:56pm.

If it was a girl they were gonna name her Bitch Whore Chastity.

Submitted by Soultonic on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:35pm.

You should've just called him 'Satan God.'

Submitted by super martian r... on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:35pm.

This kid has a stupid name but wow is he sooooooooo cute! Cute overload!

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:33pm.

Poor little man. Fucked from birth.

Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:28pm.

I can't stop laughing at the irony of these original gothic/dark individuals who are NOT conformists at all, but overexploit the catholic/christian religion. Sin= the devil and Halo= angels, wow! at the originality, dude!.

The Hot-topicness overload is way too much.

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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:26pm.

onthefringe,

Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:22pm.

Any word on Zowie Bowie?

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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:33pm.

I beat these people and their dumb name. My kids leagal name is Heavens Hellion.

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LOL - there ya go. Ya put some thought into it.

Now if they named him Halo, his friends would shorten it to Hal, which sounds close to Hell... which would please his parents. So everyone would be happy!

Also HAL would be cool to the tech geeks.

Submitted by Soy on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:08pm.

gah, I have no idea who these people are.
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It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.

Submitted by lilamorto on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:08pm.

This lil fazto is singing about how cute he is.. Irony much?

Submitted by zomay on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:03pm.

I beat these people and their dumb name. My kids leagal name is Heavens Hellion.

Submitted by Fronika on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:52pm.

The kid looks more like a midget than a baby.

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Submitted by onthefringe on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:45pm.

So their "concept" is that we all have good and evil in us. No argument there. But why didn't they name him Halo Sin? They think he's more evil than good? (Since everyone will be calling him Sin.)

In either case, I feel sorry for the kid.

Submitted by Datura on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:43pm.

Submitted by Rhoda on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 6:44pm.
I bet Sin Halo hears news stories about those infants left to die in porta-potties and fumes with jealousy.....
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Submitted by Datura on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:38pm.

Selfish cunts. It's a baby, not a bloody doll.

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Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:31pm.

The baby is adorable.
The parents are assholes.

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Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:27pm.

But Patti does have a stuck up Jewish girl in her office!
I think they both are cute and she was kinda dumb when she started but despide lookin like emo's ...they seems nice

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Submitted by 1000 Words on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:22pm.

That's the best they could come up with? Do the parents think they're the next coming AntiChrist?

Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:21pm.

I suppose it's better than those white-trash asses who named their son Adolph Hitler. But not by much.

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Submitted by anon on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:15pm.

the spanish translations...while i don't speak spanish... sound...

like, without light...

again, way to go Parents of the Year!!!

Submitted by Rhoda on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:14pm.

I bet Sin Halo hears news stories about those infants left to die in porta-potties and fumes with jealousy. Oh well the joke will be on them when he goes through teenage rebellion and ends up some republican zealot.

Submitted by kayce. on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:17pm.

i can't believe patti hired her, either... she's new this season, but it's TMTH w/ both of them in the office. that said, i have always had a tiny goth flame for the mohawk. :D

Submitted by anon on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:13pm.

The baby is darling, the name is idiotic... this is just like all those hippie children of the 70's...what did they do as soon as they could write??? CHANGE THEIR NAMES...I've known several...they didn't even legally change them, they just assumed very normal (too normal haha) sounding names, like Catelyn and Jennifer...which is the total last laugh on these two fucktards.

btw, I have met a child called, Sin... her mother was the same sort...goth or something, and supposedly it was a nickname for Cynthia but her name on the birth certificate was Sin! Nice way to start up a wee ones life!

Submitted by Miami on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:03pm.

I would rather these faux Goth people on the cover of a magazine any day. They are much better than the Kardashians, Kendra, Paris, Gaga, and many more.

I am surprised the woman from Millionaire Match would have these two as assistants. She seems like she would have a bitchy gay guy, and a stuck-up Jewish girl instead.