This Is Our Future, Part 7
As soon as you finish watching this music video starring Mini Daddy and his back-up tamarindos, immediately send your complaint letters to Fat Joe, Noah Cyrus, Ritmo Latino, Aeropostale, Jon Gosselin, the Fly Girls, every sweep meet in the country and whoever invented microwave burritos. THEY ARE ALL TO BLAME FOR THIS!
The sad part is that I'm sure one of my cousins is going to play this burrito song at their backyard wedding (there's one about every year), and I'll be thrusting the air like Mini Daddy with no shoes on my feet and a Styrofoam plate of El Pollo Loco in my hand. Ugh. Send a complaint letter to me too. I am also to blame.
While you're at it, also send a letter to Slaus from O Hell Nawl, because when he posted this he brought NOT THE MOMMA into it:
Separated at birth. And yes, I already know that my VIP ticket to Hell will be waiting at will call.
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Big ass head . I love that :)
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he's so cute, aaawwwwgghh, and hes saying hes the most beautifull child out there, or something.
those girls on the other hand, WHERE-ARE-THEIR-MOTHERS !!! what's the number to 911???
Jesus Christ that is a big ass head!
This kid looks like 90% of the guys I worked with when I had a job in Pico Rivera. And they don't call it Rivera for nothin'...
God, I miss that show...
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what the fuck is that?
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@Submitted by MISSterious on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 10:28pm.
Way to go MK, now I'm going to hear this looping in my head for the next couple of months. *************************************************************Intuition told me to leave the sound off. Well, intuition and the sight of his eyes disappearing into folds of fat.
the only "moves he has down perfectly" is his mash-potato stirring arm and the only thing he drops is a bucket of fried chicken on the table for breakfast. Any kid with a hour of instruction could do those "moves" and do them better.
he's got the moves down perfectly the boy knows how to drop it.
I just want to pop him like a zit.
CHILD ABUSE CHILD ABUSE CHILD ABUSE....
and now Tonta abuse. Thanx for this MK. There is no future....
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
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haha that a fat fuckker! his head alone weigh as much as my two legs put together...hes fuckin BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
and yeah it duz sound like hes saying i need a burrito lmao....
and poor girl's dressed like sluts haha
im gunna watch it agen
"Knock The Momma"..hha miss that show on disney
looks as though the kid could get only as far as 3 t-shirt changes. he must've gone into respiratory failure before he could change his pants between each scene.
i am not even sure that is really a child...there is something really old and worn out about him.
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ubmitted by Chirio on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:46pm.
fucking reggaeton de mierda!
Coma Caca!
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Exactly. So much great music from Latin America but this is the gutter ho-bag genre, ugh.
And yes, too spent tonight to elaborate, but I think the comments regarding the Idiocracy and rampant childhood obesity are right on.
I see obese CHILDREN every day and it's mindboggling. They have stretch marks at 8 years old. Have trouble going up a flight of stairs or down a flight for that matter. Then you see the parents waddling behind them. The person who described "apple people" made me piss in my pants a little. I'm not trying to make a point except that this is only the beginning. Obesity among children is getting worse. Would not surprise me if that kid develops juvenile diabetes. Then the country will be wondering why we have no public option when we have to pay for the medical care for these fuckers when the become adults. AARGH!
Can't. Stop. Laughing.
Can't. Breathe.
Help...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
His sunglasses don't even fit on his fat face.
that's not cute at all.
He needs to lay of the burritos, but his prepubescent dancing video hos are cute.
someone got to show this kid how to lipsynch..... and dance.... and sing... and dress....oh and write lyrics....
he does not say burrito, he says he is the nino mas bonito, mas llenito and mas chiquito which means he is the best looking kid, the fullest kid (aka big boned) and the smallest kid.
And you think paegent moms are the worse... these parents take the cake, and apparently likely eat it (or have their mas llenito boy eat it too).
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Way to go MK, now I'm going to hear this looping in my head for the next couple of months. And, he needs to start sharing his triple 1/4 pounders with his video vixens. I'm just sayin...
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Wonder how many pedos are jacking it to this video.
Kind of like the Jersey Whore video made with little kids.
Rent "Idiocracy". Unless people evolve into some better kind of mind-set, that's where we're heading. This video is just moving it along further down that path.
Great...now I really have a headache.
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Submitted by moosh on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:53pm.
holy crap!? I thought i was the only one saying 'burrito' ... ahahahahahaha!
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He's not saying "burrito"? Really?! Camon!
He's not sayin' something to the effect of Damm'un altro burrito? (that's Italian - I don't know how to say "give me another" in Spanish)
ETA: O! I see the title now! Are we still sure it's not "burrito"?
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holy crap!? I thought i was the only one saying 'burrito' ... ahahahahahaha!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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fucking reggaeton de mierda!
Coma Caca!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:37pm.
Made it to 1:40. Those are not moves folks.
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Um, hel-LO!? He is Leaning. Like a. Cholo. thankuverymuch:)
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I'm hard pressed to believe that guy is even a child.
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"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Can you imagine what this fat little fuck's parents look like? They're probably "apple people," those fat people whose entire bodies are like gigantic apples with their puny little arms hanging off to the side; I see entire families of them at the mall. They're the type that they get winded after walking 20 feet.
I loved "Dinosaurs" -- what an awesome show! Chris Meloni (supposedly) did one of the voices on the show, though I don't know which one. "Gotta love me!"
Holy Mother of God. I feel like I just witnessed The Apocalypse?
I fear for my future children.... Or I could just start them wearing tank tops and hot pants at birth, so they'll fit in.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
Made it to 1:40. Those are not moves folks. He isn't even moving out of place, he's standing in one place basically swaying. Someone get this kid an oxygen mask.
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Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 9:05pm.
Is he an older child with some sort of condition that makes his face big like that?
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Yeah, in the medical field its called: Toomuchfuckingjunkfoodmakesyourfacebloatout
And I don't want to hear about him being a special case, this bitch is packing in the food.
This is not possible.
I don't speak Spanish, so I'm just going to assume the lyrics are not about the two lil' dancers' asses.
Sadly, this fat ass looks just like several of my students!
TEACHER :-)
Speak for yourself.
MAS GORDITO!
He had three back up dancers, but he got hungry during filming and ate one.
I noticed he started to get out of breath about half way through the song.
Submitted by Otter Pop on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 8:53pm.
Poor little boy probably doesn't even know he has a pecker:(
that will change in year or two
Is he an older child with some sort of condition that makes his face big like that?
@Zorba. I agree. Sorry folks but this kid has some skills.
*ducking and running*
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Poor little boy probably doesn't even know he has a pecker:(
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 01/21/2010 - 7:36pm.
How sad. That poor boy will never be able to see his genitals without a mirror and a spatula.
Holy shit - LMAO!
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I hope this song doesn't keep me awake tonight cuz it's drumming in my head right now.
I'm the baby gotta love me
Big purple eyes I'm very cuddly...
Oh, how I LOVED The Dinosaurs!!
that's disgusting
he is eating free lunch at my kids school
while his mom drives him in her suv with her nails did
I see this shit everyday
I dont know how this any new to u michael k bein from new york
and this kid is going to have kitsa health issues really soon if he didnt loose all that extra poundage
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Ok, whatever little fatty. I so hate reggaeton, It's music for the tacky masses.
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ewww the little 5 year old girls dancing in the back ground ?!?!!? ick.
ewww the little 5 year old girls dancing in the back ground ?!?!!? ick.