BABY JESUS' PEEN (But Just Try To Ignore Vadge's Face)
Remember that photo shoot Vadge did for W Magazine? The one where she first met Baby Jesus and lured him into her manger? Well, this is a raw outtake from the shoot. Now you know why Vadge owns major stock in Photoshop, because without it she looks like she lives in a gingerbread house and tricks small children into coming inside so she can eat them. Instead of throwing her in the oven, we want to throw ourselves in.
But just splash some holy water at her and direct your eyes towards Jesus' penis. My abuelita is going to slap with a chankla in the mouth for that last part.
After the jump is Baby Jesus completely nekkid from the neck down (because he has no head). Jesus' dick is not something that'll cause you drop to your knees and make the sign of the cross, but it'll do. JUMP!
And let's get up close and personal. I'm sure that by now his peen is tattooed with "Property of Vadge."
If for some reason Baby Jesus' naked wang is making your genitals wail in excitement, this up close picture of the Crypt Keeper will shut them up.
It will also make me you want to run to the nearest church and beg for forgiveness. I'll meet you at the altar.
(Thanks Michele)
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Is that some drag queen trying to be Madge? Ugh...it is her I can tell by her moustache. Will she ever go away? Please?
Madonna is starting to morph into Nancy Walker (Rhoda's Mother).
Eeeeeeeew she's got old lady peach fuzz!
He has a beautiful body. No rotten eggs from me.
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Heaven Can Wait
LOL! What's with the shaved crotch? Is the dude in porn or what?
This reminds me of a beat down wax effigy at your local history museum representing the pilgrims/puritans at the Salem witch hunt. Madonna being the condemned old witch of course... Just ignore the naked Homo sapien display in the back, for the museum curators have not finished the painstaking hair implant process on the wax dummy.
Um, is it dripping?
Vadge isn't looking so good either. She looks like she's about to barf.
Ooo god what's that ?
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Hollywood Gossips
Does...nothing for me.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
omg hhahahaha
his thing is bent hhaha
Oh, and I like her mustache! (PS: I'm a female Italian and that mustache has scared me into seeing a laser surgeon.)
Reminds me of a scene from the Graduate. I think they were talking about plastic...
His peen is so small because he's with Vadgedonna. That'd shrink ANYONE'S wienershnitzle!
Whatever happened to Baby Madge?
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
I'd still hit it...Madonna in the face with a shovel I mean.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
"A lot of size queens in here, no?"
Yeah, it looks pretty average for a guy getting out of a pool.
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Personally, I think Steven is just one of those natural crackheads. You know, those hos who act strung out, but aren't. They are primarily known as "Born-Again Christians."
I hope that fucker is a grower. It looks 3/4ths there already
It must be the face because that lil shit couldn't hit a wall no matter hard it tried. Sad
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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and not just run to the nearest church, but to the nearest phone and ask for a mustache wax appointment, ooohh em geeeeeee, that woman not only is the one who wears the pants in her realtionships but she's as well the one who rocks the 'stache!!!
she looks 30 in the body, 70 in the face.
and is it just me or is Jesus Luz's dick salivating some white substance in that close up?
and his dick may not look too long but what about the wide!
His peen is crooked and her nose is crooked! Hmmmm!
Well, now I guess we know where the baby in baby Jesus came from. What we didn't know until now it that it is turtleneck baby Jesus.
And Madonna's sucking in her cheeks to make her cheekbones look like they used to, once again proving she's a trailblazer with her cougar variation of the duckface - the suckface.
Plus the way she's holding her head and something about the look in her eye makes me think she's on the bad shit. She looks like Diana Ross after Piano Man got stomped. God knows she would have no trouble finding a vein!
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There's nothing like a little black pussay
You know Madonna lied about her age all those years ago (the 80s) she is actually 10 years older than she claims. So for a 60 year old woman she looks pretty good.
Looks good to me, it's not even hard....I've seen smaller hard, and no I did not laugh.
Vadge looks like she has a mustache. Why doesn't she get that lasered? I'm not rich, but I'm Italian, so I forked over the bucks to get my upper lip lasered. Nine treatments but SO worth it.
As for the Jesus, his pee pee is crooked. Wonder what it's lookin at?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Get over the stereotype hon. All Brazilian men don't have big dicks just like all black men don't have big dicks. Dick sizes vary from man to man.
I met some white nerds who were hung like horses and I met some brothers who were hung like ants.
Oh and one more thing. I saw Madonna in person and I must say that this picture is doing her way to much justice. Yes I'm hatin'!
The pic is photo-shopped. As if Madonna's face looks like that. And Jesus being Brazilian has a bigger dick than that. Never met a Brazilian who didn't have a big dick! And you knowz Madonna LOVEZ the latin big dick!
Cut him some slack--he's probably a grower. Plus he's got some width on him, you gotta give him credit for that.
I know because the hubby ain't got nuthin when he's limp, but when he's hard---hoooo boy!!
As for Madonna--I guess plastic surgery is simply not sophisticated enough yet to guarantee good results on most people, even the richest most powerful vieja who could probably squeeze the juice out of a doctor's genitals with her mere pinky toe.
Bitch got robbed! Malpractice!
what happened to all his hair?
He's the smart one. A male golddigga! Gotta respect him for that.
Has anyone else been horrified by her rip-cord covered forearm?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Meh... just looks like every other wang when it's limpy.
Oh, hell! Jesus is not making my fellow brazilians look good.
But probably Vadge's face made his peen go hide inside.
That was really disappointing.
Wow! Little did we all know that "baby" Jesus was a fitting nickname. Guess it might be time to bring back the notion that Madge don't like the dick after all .. cuz .. dayum! TY-TY-NEE!!
toe tag this cunt
jesus is a not brazilian
hes got a vienna sausage
please, she ain't getting none of Baby Jesus but something tells me Steven Klein (the photographer) is. I call that relationship a publicity stunt. all that aside, damn what is wrong with her in this pic? I've seen pap pics of her looking much better than this.
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Rule #1: Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within 4 ft of my lips.
TO THE LEFT!
you know his peen has the shape that you'd get right after repeatedly tight anal intercourse.
even if his peen don't grow to dig a tunnel I appreciate his body and probably fine tight buns, seriously who cares for a big peen if the guy has a good times hol' to bump up against? crazy size queens and strictly bottoms.
wow.. hung small for a Brazilian .
also circumcised , almost unheard of too.
maybe it shriveled coming out the water or the peen caught a glimpse of the mangled claws of the Malawi Baby Snatcher and decided to head north up his navel.
meh.
Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:39am.
As MK stated above, this is an outtake and therefore spared from the merciful brush of Photoshop.
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I never doubt MK. His shit is always right on the money *s*
But I'm still in shock of the horror (THE HORROR) of the untouched Madonna.
Kudos to the makeup artist. She should be paying them DOUBLE!
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Pleco's avie is way beautifuler than maddona's pic here...
Well, one thing is certain here, like many of us, she is loosing her eyelashes. Little stumps of their former glory. Of all the things that I have lost (at this point in time), I miss my lush eyelashes the most.
"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
"Ignorance is curable, but stupidity is forever." -Gary Cryan
Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:33am.
Are they serious? Did they photoshop her to look WORSE?
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As MK stated above, this is an outtake and therefore spared from the merciful brush of Photoshop.
Below are some PS'ed products in W:
http://studiomariepierre.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/madonna-for-w-ma...
http://dashus.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451739969e2010536dc1cc7970c-800wi
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 10:22am.
Lory
I have hıgh HOpes that Vadge got better dıck pıckıngs than that photo suggests.
After all, she has a rep to consıder!
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Bwahahaha!!!! Touché my friend! Something tells me she just wants Jesus around cuz he's pretty and he could make her a beautiful baby. All that she wants is his jizz. Kinda like what she did with Carlos Leon. That is how she got Lourdes anyway.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
is it me or does she have a mega 'stache?
Are they serious? Did they photoshop her to look WORSE?
Maybe this is a joke from someone because she looks GHASTLY!!! ~scream~
The close up is horrific.
Now about Jesus. I never go by the flaccid state. I've been surprised too many times with the little button proves to be quite a grower. But is that cum dripping from the tip? Is it just me or what? I will say this. He has a lovely body. Quite lovely.
What the hell is that nice young piece of tail is going with her is only what females have been doing for ages... hook up with the old bitches with money and get fame from them.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Two things I don't understand:
The terrible wig. Why is she wearing that?
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She looks so haggard and drawn and..just BAD in this photo. Yet, later pap photos (I'm thinking of the ones of her eating pizza that night she did the Letterman show, and a few other pics, she really didn't look bad at all. I would think unretouched, candid pap photos would look just as bad - or worse - than this photograph.
Lastly, that facial hair has got TO GO.
Rigamortis has set in...on Vadge and that limp excuse for a penis!
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"Leave the gun, take the cannoli's"
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 8:12am.
It's a crooked dick, MS.
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Yeah, I'm allergic against these. :P
LMFAO at Raul.. that's exactly what I was thinking!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Lory
I have hıgh HOpes that Vadge got better dıck pıckıngs than that photo suggests.
After all, she has a rep to consıder!
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