The Crackie Game
YES! Finally some real news to make your adam's apple twitch! This morning, The Sun published an ESCANDALO story about Blaaaaaaaaaaake's affair with a 17-year-old Amy Wino trans-alike. The ladyboy in question, Mia McHugh, tells The Sun about how she licked on Blaaaake's ass scabs for a few months after he found out she was a pre-op transsexual.
The two first met on Facebook (of course) last October, and the next day Mia hung out with Blaaake at a pub in Shoreditch. After they made out on the pool table in between Blaaaake's coke parties for one in the bathroom, they went to a local Travelodge to consummate their love.
Amy Wienerhouse talked about the first time Blaaake found out she has a peen instead of a poon, "He told me, 'You remind me of my Amy. You're so beautiful.' I was lying there and his hands were all over me. Then he suddenly realised. He stopped, looked at me, and said, 'Are you a transsexual'? I told him yes and he just smiled.He kept asking me questions about it - he was fascinated with my Adam's apple - and I was besotted with him."
Over the course of about six weeks, Blaaake would break his probation by traveling to London from Sheffield to spend the night doing sex stuff with Mia. Blaaaake even told Wino about his relationship with Mia. This prompted Wino to call Mia, and of course The Sun published the transcript of that "taped conversation." Wino reportedly told the trans version of herself, "I don't care what Blake does. I want to thank you. I mean it, thank you, because I haven't been around.You're a beautiful girl. But Blake and I are best friends - we're the same person. He loves someone else and there is only one me."
The last time Mia saw Blaaaake, he was with his new fiancee Sarah Aspin (I fucking can't keep track). Blaaake told her to leave him alone. Mia sadly added, "We had a special relationship for months, but it turned sour when I wanted a full commitment. I realize now he won't be happy till he and Amy are married again."
Mia, who already has titty implants like Wino, will undergo a full sex change in January. And while she's getting her peen snipped, Blaaaake might be back in jail for breaking his probation.
This story probably already left you full, so I only have one more thing to add. When I first read the headline, "Blake Fielder-Civil secret relationship with a transsexual Amy Winehouse impersonator," I immediately thought to myself: WHY, LA PEQUENA AMY WINO, WHY???!
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LaPequena!!! I'm in awe of the pure genius that is La P. Even though you din't win last year...you are still Hot Slut in my book, "Things That Should Have Been" by Anya Rism.
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MK, I admire your diligence when it comes to spelling it "Blaaaaaaaake" all the time.
Damn, Blake is hitting the needle a little too hard there. She wasn't a transexual, Blake, he was a pre-op, dude! LOL! Yeah, a little too long on this story, but I love the reference of La Pequena Amy Wino! I miss that crazy Latina midget AND Machine (so creepy!)
"When dick is rancid, you know as soon as you pull the fly down. Seriously, you can smell it right away. It's like a week-old grilled cheese sandwich lying on a hot subway seat in the middle of August."
Blake was fascinated by her adam's apple? Right.
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Heaven Can Wait
FLATBUSH!
you are one funny fucker hahahaha!
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Well when bitch is dry and he is givin her a shocker or whatnot and bitch didnt make enough pussy juice and theres no gelly around
he spit! Spit on hand jobs? nawwww
Blow jobs yahh..spit all ovah.it makes cum taste better when theres some spit all over and guys luv it cuz they just luv to see all that cum in ur face hole
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Cooter and Penis Club member
This is why I always have said NO to drugs. And how come that Amy Weinerhouse is a "transexual" if he still has his MALE sex organs?. Pretty much the same stupid label the "pregnant dude" and his kind have used for quite a while. It's like calling yourself a Senator because that's what YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE, not what you ARE. Then based on this, the Winehouse-wannabe is a gay dude. Plain and simple.
Oh, wait! then it wouldn't be so "fantastic" and "scandalous", right??.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
TMI Micheal K, TMI, you spent too much time on a story about a person no one cares about.
spit dries up to quick to be used as lube
try jackin a dude off with spit. it jsut dries up and its like a dry hand job
and ive never seen a guys spit IN a pussy, just on the flaps
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Yeah SpiceDong...
A worldwide phenomenon indeed. As Bllllaaakkkeeee shows.
E.S.E. Im with you on that.....having a willy and the power to poke just about anything with it seems to be an endless adventure. Im confused
Flatbush.....You seem to understand this ChikkiDikki might = not gay thing....I however just need to have another pint of Vodka cos all these cross overs bloody mashed my brain up.
'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Spit is natural lube for pussy...if bitch is dry and have no bottle of astroglide avail
spit to the rescue...
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Cooter and Penis Club member
Ahh... so much to this story it would be fun to go at it bit by bit. But I'm only here for a quick moment, so I'll just say this:
"Amy Wienerhouse"!!! MK, you never cease to amaze and amuse.
@ tonta vodka van...
True, but Brazil is not the only place where that happens. Men in denial is a worldwide phenomena.
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"Your spunk is funkyyyy!" - Samantha Jones
i give up... i guess i'll just never know how a straight man's mind works... guess i'll just have to take it day by day, and try to go on... thanks for nothin' there, HOTNEY!
OT: meh
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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"
Fucking sick. Where are that 17y-o's parents??? Yeah, you can't make shit like that up. Too weird to be lies.
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Douchechill!
Well who else fucks shemales?
I never heard of gay guys fucking chicks with dicks
and some straight dudes have that shemale fetish and tranny post op fetish
but they not necessary bi or gay....
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Cooter and Penis Club member
why do guys spit on pussy?
do they think it feels good? looks hot?
i dont know why they do that or like lady boy porn
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Junkies are lost people so it's no suprise that unbalanced fuck like Blake fucked a dude in a wig ... It doesn't make him bi or gay ..just unbalanced drugged out fuck
he would fuck a goat with a wig too
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Cooter and Penis Club member
Submitted by HOTNEY on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 2:01pm.
we gotta take a trip to bangkock
that is no answer!!... i want you to explain the inner workings of the straight male's "love dick on a woman" mind to me... i've obviously been falsly led to believe that straight men like... well, ya know... pussy
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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"
LA PEQUEÑA AND SMELL YO DICK IN THE SAME DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's like the good old days all over again!!!!!!!!
Smell yo dick is seriously one of my fave songs everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
In Brazil all the nice Macho men like to go to the bottom of Santa Tereza and find themselves a nice piece with a big old Brazilian ass filled with industrial silicone in the hips, tits and lips too. Then they like to bend over take it up the culo with a hard dong, Because it looks like a woman its all" normal" after a hard day at the office bossing everyone around and telling their wives to iron their shirts, and convince themselves they are not gay but all they want is to get FUCKED like a girl. By a girl who is a man. ????????
Its called Denial.
Just be Gay.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
What ever happened to "LA PEQUENA"? Haven't seen much of her on YouTube recently.
LA PEQUENA! O thank you, MK - and you're right: you totally owed me after all that.
♥ Threadkilla!
The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
we gotta take a trip to bangkock
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:48pm.
Ah, now it's time to have the deluded "straight people secretly like gay sex" conversation.
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The only delusion is that of men who swear to themselves they are straight while picking up a tranny in the Meat Packing District...or sucking dick in the steam room at the gym. Many women date and MARRY those guys and don't even know it. So smell yo dick, ladies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
It might actually smell of butt sex and not vagina.
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"Your spunk is funkyyyy!" - Samantha Jones
MK - after I read...'You remind me of my Amy. You're so beautiful.' I had to quit reading....nasty gross people.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:51pm.
Pleco- Hmm, I dunno, I was wondering that recently, myself.
And it is actually pronounced En-yay
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Si, yo se.
Ees a joke. I keed, I keed!
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Bottom-feeder.
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Submitted by HOTNEY on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:51pm.
i said guys like GIRLS with dicks.
i'm still not following this
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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"
What woman would be OK with her man to be with a Tranny? Oh ya this is Crackie we're talking about but Damn that's weird.
Pleco- Hmm, I dunno, I was wondering that recently, myself.
And it is actually pronounced En-yay
stoney, what happened to make you so fuckin retarded?
i said guys like GIRLS with dicks. not GUYS with dicks.
GOOGLE IS SCRAG.
that is if your LIBRARY card isnt goin to run out. better go cash a couple of food stamps to pay for the next hour
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Ah, now it's time to have the deluded "straight people secretly like gay sex" conversation.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by KD on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:46pm.
It's la paqueña, bitches. Getchyo ñ's togetha
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Is she still recording?
Enya, I mean.
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Bottom-feeder.
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by HOTNEY on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:42pm.
A lot of straight guys like chicks with dicks.
In what alternate reality do you reside??
that was a much better question than mine
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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"
I think Farrah knows the people who make the videos, LOLOLOLOL that was a tragic loss and yes, I forgot Alexysss, that was the vagina Power lady, right???
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
It's la paqueña, bitches. Getchyo ñ's togetha
EDDIE MURPHY LIKES IT
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:43pm.
@ Snowpiece
Snowy, I'm confused. Is La Pekena a man or a woman,it has a serious bulge!
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Think of it as Lady Gaga. If you dare think of it at all.
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Bottom-feeder.
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Somebody had BETTER make that face their new avi, Or I'm gonna have to.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:43pm.
@ Snowpiece
Snowy, I'm confused. Is La Pekena a man or a woman,it has a serious bulge!
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La Pequena is ALL man...LOL
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"Your spunk is funkyyyy!" - Samantha Jones
Submitted by HOTNEY on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:42pm.
A lot of straight guys like chicks with dicks.
In what alternate reality do you reside??
ME shouldnt you be doin some fuckin work for once you lazy cow?
or are you on another break?
do not start with me, moody bitch
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Have a good weekend kids. :o)
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:36pm.
For you newbies: La Pequena was ROBBED of Hot Slut of the Year last year, and then Rojo was robbed too.
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YESSSSSS!!!!
I am still in mourning for her loss...I still can't believe that fucking pasta pussy won last year. and now we have Zombie Dog. This is lunacy!
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"Your spunk is funkyyyy!" - Samantha Jones
@ Snowpiece
Snowy, I'm confused. Is La Pekena a man or a woman,it has a serious bulge!
A lot of straight guys like chicks with dicks.
i like seein two guys together, but a girl with a dick is too freaky.
straight guys love that shit though. tranny porn is really popular
"I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. "
Miss Britney Spears
Submitted by HOTNEY on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:36pm.
straight guys love dicks when they are one a woman.
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This is totally true.
There is a whole industry behind this fetish.
And you can bet that Amy Weinerhouse (MK, ur hilarious) played hide the canoli in Blake's crusty pimply ass....and he LOOOOOVED it!
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"Your spunk is funkyyyy!" - Samantha Jones
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 1:36pm.
For you newbies: La Pequena was ROBBED of Hot Slut of the Year last year, and then Rojo was robbed too.
You forgot Alexyss Tylor the year before that!
*hurls La Pequena out with the bathwater*
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Bottom-feeder.
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HOTNEY - Shouldn't you be in your Special Ed classes? Or is this "computer time"?