Friday, January 22nd 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Purple & Gold
Before you hit play, prepare to be bombarded with images of unicorn-riding leprechauns marching on the yellow brick road while fairy princesses throw glittery gum drops from cotton candy clouds above.
They tell me this is a song Prince wrote for his hometown team the Minnesota Vikings, but I'm pretty sure it's really a long-lost B-side from The Wizard of Oz soundtrack. And I'm also pretty sure that at Mariah Carey's next wedding, this song will be her bridal march.
via ONTD
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EastEndGirl:
I could send one a week but sometımes I have to debate whether you sluts can truly handle the heat!
;)
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Good Morning Triston.
I have my heaux confessionals awaiting for me. Will read after me eyes have opened aka as three cups of coffee.
Thanks! It's been to long since one dropped!
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
So last nıght I went to a house part that turned ınto Eyes Wıde Shut...but probably skankıer...
My show was cancelled at the last minute and so I called up some foreıgners lıvıng ın Istanbul that were havıng a house party that was advertısed as:
beats - bud - beer
So why would I declıne?
I arrıve and the false advertısement vıcıously pımp-slapped me.
The bud was a nub, the beats were sub-par and I don't drınk beer. At least not fırst.
There were other ıntoxıcants, however.
Prozac Nation?
Oh no, not for thıs heaux.
Cigarettes?
I quıt smokıng cıgarettes unless mıxed conservatıvely wıth grass.
And somethıng on the table I cannot I cannot pronounce?
Oh no, not for thıs heaux.
And there I was mındıng my own busıness, fınıshıng up another drınk after a round of rum at the club. And then the lıghts ın the entıre neıghborhood go out and the skank energy escalates. I dıd a quıck head count to fıgure out where my head would (and could) go and I decıded to quıt that bıtch.
Lıke I always say...
Whıskey ıs rısky.
And no sluts, even ın my despaır and DOA heaux-jo at the current moment...
I was sober enough to walk home, so I left the other partıcıpants there and I duked ıt out alone.
(thıs ıs the abbrevıated versıon of course ;) )
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YAY im post 420, LAST UNICORN MY ARSE!!!!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Submitted by speakit on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 12:16am.
@angel
what's the diff between a cougar and a puma?
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Just one well placed number.
♥ Threadkilla!
The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
((flashes breasts))
Coma Caca!
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@angel
what's the diff between a cougar and a puma?
and if we start growing chin hair, does that make us a lynx?
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 11:36pm.
angel_i, it's a show with Courtney Cox and some other cougars, but I've never seen it so that's all I know.
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Well, it's not sounding any less atrocious so far....
♥ Threadkilla!
The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
Submitted by speakit on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 11:35pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 11:33pm.
I already hate myself for my curiosity - I can't bear to look it up. If anyone should know off-hand...WTF is Cougar Town?
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Anywhere my friends and I are hanging out.
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LOL!
I'm still a Puma..but not for long.
Many of my good friends are hot cougars.
Hot ones - not like the ones you see here.
♥ Threadkilla!
The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
:P
Submitted by speakit on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 11:35pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 11:33pm.
I already hate myself for my curiosity - I can't bear to look it up. If anyone should know off-hand...WTF is Cougar Town?
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Anywhere my friends and I are hanging out.
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HAHAHAHAHA!!...that was just fuckin' funny right there!!... HAHAHAHAHA!.... good one, speakit!
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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"
angel_i, it's a show with Courtney Cox and some other cougars, but I've never seen it so that's all I know.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 11:33pm.
I already hate myself for my curiosity - I can't bear to look it up. If anyone should know off-hand...WTF is Cougar Town?
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Anywhere my friends and I are hanging out.
I already hate myself for my curiosity - I can't bear to look it up. If anyone should know off-hand...WTF is Cougar Town?
♥ Threadkilla!
The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
ahhh Yes...good evening...anyone awake???
Coma Caca!
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Someone spam the hell out of them. LOL
Oh hell, MTV is shopping another reality show. From the casting call site in Orlando.
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Project Title: MTV's True Life: I'm Not As Hot
Production Company/School: MTV Networks
Contact Person: Producer
Email: boyfriend@mtvn.com
Other Contact Info:
Website: http://www.mtv.com/shows/truelife/series.jhtml
Pay (low/no/scale) : no
Location: all
Details:
TRUE LIFE: I'M NOT AS HOT AS MY PARTNER
MTV’s Emmy award-winning documentary series, “True Life,” is casting people who feel they are less attractive than their partners.
Do you think you’re less attractive than your significant other? Do you wonder why your boyfriend or girlfriend is with you? Are they out of your league? Do you feel self-conscious about the fact that they are more attractive than you? Do you have low self-esteem, and constantly worry that they might leave you for someone better looking? Are you jealous of other men/women constantly hitting on your partner? Has your appearance changed since you started dating, e.g. you have gained weight over the years and now you look significantly different than when you started dating your partner? Are your insecurities a constant issue in your relationship?
If you appear to be between the ages of 16-28 and believe that you're not as hot as your significant other, MTV wants to hear from you! Email us at boyfriend@mtvn.com and tell us as much about your situation as possible. Please be sure to include your name, age, location, phone number, and a few recent photos.
BB- thanks! I really liked his voice :)
nono, someone named Matt Morris.
Submitted by nono on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 9:26pm.
Can someone tell me who Justin timberlake just sang with in the telethon? Didn't recognize the face.
I was wondering the exact same thing!
Can someone tell me who Justin timberlake just sang with in the telethon? Didn't recognize the face.
Hi horz !
Submitted by JustJack on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 7:50pm.
Why does everyone hate you?
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1) forum history
2) I don't nor have I ever felt loyalty to Dlisted.
3) Drama
and other various reasons
it's okay... really. but facebook is dead right now, my friends are busy, and I'm bored. But this was the only blog/forum I ever posted at. are there any other ones? like an ancient egypt blog would be fun. I should google.
Why does everyone hate you?
so I guess everyone here hates me now but that's okay.
I'm hella bored. so, what are other blogs that are fun to post at?
I could use a clean slate.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 6:41pm.
Stop giving out your cell number hor! :D
No Shit, more like drunken hor! A skateboard, for god sakes.
Good luck, DL. I'll give you the same advice Lois gave Chris on Family Guy....."and remember, if she smokes, she pokes!"
Hello????? (((((echo o o o o o o )))))
Okay I'm leavin.
Headin out to a bar to meet a girl. Wish me luck
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
Stop giving out your cell number hor! :D
So, i get a text saying "remeber me", I replied "not really" he replies "remember the strapping lad with the nice smile and personality, I was sitting outside the bar with my skateboard and we were talking about how convenient texting is."
WTF
how um i a h8r?
I seen Madge in concert 3 times and GaGa blew me away
bitch is goooo!
<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>
Cooter and Penis Club member
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 5:04pm.
OMG, I love corn dogs.
...still no word from JTR?
*worries*
Did Chirio come back? She left to diddle herself...but that was a while ago.
*wonders if Judge Judy was airing special naked episode*
Time flies when you're a drunken whore.~MK
Submitted by Few Words on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 4:55pm.
suckfuck
next hour
dedicate kool thing -sonic youth
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You're so cool Few Words. I am gonna try to play this on guitar now.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
jackhat
get midnight express - watch 2gether
then father daughter day
at local county jail
end day visit at state hospital
5150 ward
Um, in 9th grade I didn't hang around 9th graders either. My friends were all 11th graders, and on the same sports teams as me.
well 11 th grade boys have nothing against a 9th grade girl they find "hawt"
poor Jack lol
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
okay, I'm out. Time to pull some old school shit, daddy style!!
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Jack HS here is 9-12 too.
I didn't start ditching school till my senior year.
*goodie two shoe face*
snowy - that's what fucking scares the shit outta me. she hanging around 11th grade cheerleaders and shit... WTF? When I wasa jr I wouldn't have been caught dead hanging with a 9th grader.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
few words - her mom called me and that is what she wants to do... i'm not so sure.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
she's waaaaay to pretty and cute for her own good
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Provy - don't it... I've even taking her down to juvy and dropped her off for a day (I know the guy that runs the juvy detention center). He had her so fucking scared she was a SAINT for a couple of years. Looks like she has forgotten... may be time for a refresher course. I was a very bad kid and I refuse to let her fuck up like I did... not. happenin.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
jack
military skool
Sooomebodys gonna git a hurtin
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
SKOL Vikings! Prince's song blows, but us Minnesotans still lurve him and our Vikings!
We're on our way to Miami BEYOTCHES!
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
M.E. - here, high school starts with 9th grade (9-12) which I fucking HATE! She is hanging around some older kids, which I also fucking hate.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 5:29pm.
Time to give her the ghetto/trailer park cruise. Let her know what her future is if she skips school.
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
14 = 9th grade?
already ditching school? Man. You got alive one there!
stoney - she's gonna need more than prayer... maybe a priest to read her last rights would be more appropriate.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09