Monday, January 25th 2010
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 22nd!
Lo and behold: the only living thing capable of giving CoCo a rim job. - salacious
Runner-up:
Cisco Adler's balls have finally met their match. - realcrazy
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Excellent winner. I laughed so hard my face cramped.
Good 'uns clowns! :o)
@ michelleb
Thanks! I'm shocked too.
Congrats, salacious two wins in a row!!!
LOL! Thanks MK! Such an honor for a Dlisted whore. Thanks Loozer and Pleco... say no to acid!
TTFN
Congrats, all!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Excellent Salacious!! Congratulations!
Congrats also to RealCrazy!!
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You smiled, you smiled,Oh and then the spell was cast and here we are in heaven for you are mine....At Last
HOLY SHIT salacious, but you're on a roll!!!
Congrats, you funny hor, and to sole runner-up realcrazy!
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
What can brown do for you?
Gene Simmons fucked a bear in the mid 70s, and this is what happened.
"...and in other news, Shannon Tweed has left Gene Simmons for undisclosed reasons."
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"If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness." - Jack Handey
Tila Tequila just found her true life partner.
Kate Hudson's vagina prepares for its feeding.
OMG! Call 911! A bears just torn Tommy Lees dick off! The horror!
I googled Jessica Simpson bare and this came up.
No wonder they keep coming back to Rosie.
THAT explains Tracy Kachtick-Anders' attraction to Rosie!
And with every statement protesting his innocence over The Late Night fiasco, Leno's tongue grew longer and longer.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
Conan's newly unemployed 'Masturbating Bear' auditions for a job on Ellen as 'The Cookie Eating Bear.'
The original promotional poster for Britney Spears' Circus Tour sponsored by Giant Cheetos
Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ta revanche
J'veux ton amour
Despite her nutritionist's advice, Kristie Alley succumbs to the temptation of carbohydrates.
Animals are man's best friends.
fucking free me bitches!
www.kellibolton.com
I need to visit that zoo and put some 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' on my vagina.
You can't keep a blohan from the good stuff.
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Holy double-donkey punch are you ugly or what?
To everyone's delight, Sienna Miller's man-swallowing vag finally gives up.
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Holy double-donkey punch are you ugly or what?
proving once again that no matter what.. a bear with a long tongue will always make it on to dlisted... and be held in a cage for MK's future snuggling
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"I awoke last night to the sound of thunder
How far off I sat and wondered
Started humming a song from 1962
Ain't it funny how the night moves"
Michael K, if I knew you wanted the cookie that bad, I would have just handed it to you!
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Stale booze and fags?! That sounds more like Eau de Michael K's No-No Hole.
Michael K. never wished he was a soda cracker so much before in his entire life.
Oprah: Tongue escapes from fat camp
Even a cage couldn't keep Oprah away from carbs.
Dove Soap really rolled out the pink carpet for it's Campaign for Real Beauty.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Rosie O'Donnell finally unleashed her secret weapon to capture the white bread Tracy Kachtick-Anders' heart.
Portia de Rossi Replaced!
What Ranger Smith loved about Yogi Bear...
He was longer than the average bear..
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Michael K's peen hole is quivering, his nalgas are clapping and his no no is starting to sweat!!!! Get it girl!
Baby Jesus's elastic peen can't choose between hairy Vadge's fangs or the dude who dropped the soap.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Gene Simmons longs for the days before his family jewels were locked up tight in Shannon Tweed's vault.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
After seeing this on FB, Goldilocks updates her "Interested In" status to "Papa Bears".
Cougars around the world just fainted.
Yes Rosie, we know you have a new girlfriend. We don't need to see why.
"Live from the Denver Zoo, this is Anderson Cooper..jizzing my Vanderbilts."
"Getting Down on Nadya Suleman For Dummies"
Submitted by realcrazy on Fri, 01/22/2010 - 7:31pm.
Cisco Adler's balls have finally met their match.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bwwaaahhhhaaa !
At last, some needed spice spice to the Sheen marriage.
How Rosie O'Donnell gets new girl friends.
Cisco Adler's balls have finally met their match.
is anyone else getting tired of Paris Hilton's crotch shots
After this picture became public, Gene Simmons could no longer deny that his one night stand with Rosie O'Donnell resulted in a child.
What Lohan will do for percocet
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