Friday, January 22nd 2010
A View Inside Richard Gere's Colon
Kanye West and his programmed Ambot are still spreading le fuckery all over Paris for men's fashion week. Case in point, Amber Rose showed up to her hotel this morning wearing a coat that was inspired by a still shot from Richard Gere's colon cam. Those poor creatures. Somebody give them a ball to run in or something.
But I will give it up to Ambot for what she wore later to a show with Gay Fish:
It's the next generation SLUT DRESS! The SLUTTIER DRESS! It's like the Slut Dress' younger sissy whose punch card from the free clinic is almost full and who got expelled from school for giving blowjobs for 8-balls in the boys bathroom. Yes, Amber! More of this, and less of that gerbil shit.
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I love how this woman is famous for wearing weird outfits. I guess I shouldn't speak too soon, cuz I'm sure Kanye will hook her up with his autotune sooner or later.
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She dresses like an upscale hooker. Word.
wtf is that supposed to be? It looks like a crazy cat lady doing court ordered community service. FAIL.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 11:30am.
It is strange. But, unlike Heidi, Amber doesn't come across as a follower. I bet anything she's the one who tells Kanye what's up.
Gag me with three spoons....
What
the
fuck.
Whoa! Is her dress splitting at the seams over her thunder thighs? She looks very proud of herself!
Amber is to thick to be wearing underwear and rags, and yes the French are laughing at these two skeezers while grabbing Kanye's Euro's as fast as they can knowing his career is done and Amber will be back on the stroll next year, after spending Kanye's money on stupid, ugly fur. He'll embrace his inner poor gay ass and other than a few CAPS LOCK blog posts never hear from him again. Praise Jesus
Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 10:57am.
I think Kanye likes letting Amber make a fool of herself in some kind of fucked mind set.
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Shades of Spencer and Heidi, eh? Strange that Kanye hasn't "convinced" Amber to disfigure herself...yet.
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Bottom-feeder.
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It is "fashion" week, bitches. Not "look at this fuckery week"...that damn orange thing looks like a huntin' hoodie you but at Atwoods (if you know that store, you really are a redneck) that was rolled in a hamster cage.
I think Kanye likes letting Amber make a fool of herself in some kind of fucked mind set.
Assholes.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
salacious! It's the breakfast of weekend freedom-fighters!
*handing salacious a warm, "baked" brownie*
Thanks babe, you're a love.
@ MizRo
LOL... is that in the breakfast menu for all Dlisters? I can't smoke but I'd have a special brownie if I could.
Awww... thanks for the kind words. You're a doll!
TTFN
hahahhahaha it's PLECTO-MOM!!!!!!!
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Do not be a fool who's prejudiced
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It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is
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salacious darling - your moniker just delights me AND now your avie is reminiscent of what I am doing right now EXCEPT replace crack with some high-quality herbal!! Love you babe!!
Oh, Pleco my lover-liest of all! Good morning sweets! Thank you!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 10:07am.
No. It is the duty of every sane human being.
Oh good. Now I don't feel so bad. By the way, I'm an admirer of your website. You should call it "Awesome Avies". :-)
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 10:05am.
Is it wrong that I just want to stomp Kanye in the head?
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No. It is the duty of every sane human being.
Also: *waves madly @ MizRo*
We missed you, too!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
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I find her pretty and "different" too, gia: but she is soooooo full of herself, hangs with this narcissistic pig and dresses like a whoa.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 9:59am.
Good morning and I've missed you all! *sobbing*
OT: I really cannot be bothered with these 2 - they are so attention-starved that I would put nothing past them.
That jacket is a crime againnst humanity too: so is the ribbon wrapping "dress".
Good morning-wood to you!
Yea, whoever designed that jacket, along with those people responsible for Crocs and Uggs should be tried at The Hague.
TTFN
Is it wrong that I just want to stomp Kanye in the head?
I know I am in the minority, but I think she is kind of pretty & sexy & cool looking. She dresses atrociously though for the most part. I dont mind the weird shit as much as the desperate whore rags, those need to go. She could potentially have an interesting edgy look if she stopped dressing so slutty.
Good morning and I've missed you all! *sobbing*
OT: I really cannot be bothered with these 2 - they are so attention-starved that I would put nothing past them.
That jacket is a crime againnst humanity too: so is the ribbon wrapping "dress".
@mr.mercury:
exactly!
"The Trouble with Tribbles"
Ok now, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?? I mean if you have to constantly parade around half naked just to get attention, what does that say about oneself? She looks ridiculous, to say the least! Cover your ass Amber, or at least get paid for showing your ass at Play Boy or something. Bitch is giving it away for free just to be seen with a total retard that couldn't even get invited to a telethon to help Haiti! That's all kinds of sad.....
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Submitted by blah blah blah on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 9:17am.
Wow, despite the big meaty thighs, I gotta admit this gal's got a shitload of sex appeal.
))))))
At first I thought you we're talking about Kanye...
Ambot's demise may be coming soon. Tribbles are know to feed off batteries.
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
freshface, you hold her down while I cyber-punch whatever "designer" made that shit.
Then we can take turns bitch slapping KANYE.
Submitted by blah blah blah on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 9:17am.
Wow, despite the big meaty thighs, I gotta admit this gal's got a shitload of sex appeal.
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Most prostitute's who travel in toe are hot! I think Kayne should roll like Too-Short with real HO's! Then maybe I would repect him.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_aq5-c0ooCt4/Sii1ygC7T-I/AAAAAAAAAR4/2UzjC0zMCY...
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 9:03am.
Submitted by thegobbler on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 8:57am.
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 8:52am.
Can someone Rhiana this bitch???
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Do you mean plop a busted wig on her head or punch her in the face?
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Plop a busted wig on her head, and then punch the busted wig in the face. It's high time that busted wigs got a good seeing to. :)
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Tha coat make's me sick! Hampster's stapled to her and shit....I think putting a wig on her would be too nice. Just punch that skank!
Wow, despite the big meaty thighs, I gotta admit this gal's got a shitload of sex appeal.
I spit out my tea reading that! One of your best captions ever Mk.
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Submitted by thegobbler on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 8:57am.
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 8:52am.
Can someone Rhiana this bitch???
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Do you mean plop a busted wig on her head or punch her in the face?
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Plop a busted wig on her head, and then punch the busted wig in the face. It's high time that busted wigs got a good seeing to. :)
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 8:52am.
Can someone Rhiana this bitch???
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Do you mean plop a busted wig on her head or punch her in the face?
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Can someone Rhiana this bitch???
Kayne proves only one thing by sashaying around Paris fashion week with that androgynous freak. He is GAY and not just a gayfish.
AM, nobody's mom would approve!
yeah the dress is stupid but at least she could have worn black underneath it. that not her flesh colored, flesh colored thing just looks like her spanx are showing.
Submitted by super-ette on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 5:03am.
Check out the lady with her arms crossed in the last thumbnail - Parisienne side eye!
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lol Could there be anything more cutting than a Parisienne side eye? ETA-Wait, a GAY Parisienne side eye would be worse!
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ETA: *puts on silver fox wig, giggles, and sneaks up to side of MK's bed* "Wakey wakey Sunshine..."
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ETA Omagawd, I have been reduced to talking to spammers.
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
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You suck and your English sucks; who are you, JLo? Oh wait, her Spanish sucks...REPORTED!
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
In the fırst photo ıt looks lıke she barely survıved a gang-bang wıth a gaggle of gremlıns!
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That slut dress would have been hotter if she'd at least tried to match her underwear to her skin tone.
I want a Gremlin-coat myself aswell!
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Not down there!
she is really hot:)
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Somebody Flour this FURHAG!
I realize a bald lesbian is the best that Kanye is ever going to come up with, but man are both of them just face plant ugly and together it just looks like two monsters that fell into a feeding frenzy at Louis Vitton store. I just hope the both of them go away, but I do think it's really smart of Kanye to spend all his money on over priced clothing when there are only 10 people on Earth who will ever buy his music again.
We see this over and over again.
Check out the lady with her arms crossed in the last thumbnail - Parisienne side eye!
Kanye and his boyfriend are so nasty.
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It takes balls of steel, a fabulous tuck game, and blındness to wear such a creatıon.
Kudos to thıs slut!
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Dear Amber Rose,
Even Lady Gaga looks classy compared to you. Please do the world a favor: get over yourself and put on some real clothes. That is all.
-Anyone with eyes
P.S. And what's with Kanye and his Hammer shoes?
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WHAT THE FUCK is this bitch wearing? i hate kanye west and his stupid fur wearing attention whore girlfriend
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