Andy Dick Is In The News....
And of course, he's in the news for turning on the fuckery to full blast and getting himself arrested. TMZ reports that Andy Dick was busted in Huntington, West Virginia early this morning and charged with two felony counts of sexual abuse. Andy is currently sitting in a jail cell waiting to be arraigned.
Dicky is in Huntington for two shows at the Funny Bone comedy club. After last night's show, Wandering Hands Dick went to Rum Runners bar. TMZ has a few pictures of Dick trying to suck the wax out of another dude's ear. Dick went to another bar before he was arrested.
We don't know what kind of sexual abuse Dick did, but you'd ring the alarm and call 911 if he even winked at your ass with tongue. Because Dicky Dicky has a long history of not keeping his paws to himself. In 2007, he was kicked out of Jimmy Kimmel Live for grabbing Ivanka Trump's titty balls without permission. A year later, Dicky the Molester was arrested after he pulled a 17-year-old girl's top down, exposing her illegal chichis. Who does he think he is? The American Elena Di Cioccio?!
Why does this nasty drunk ass keeps molesting boobs that don't belong to him? We all promise to stop with the "Andy Loves Dick" shit if he stops trying to convince us otherwise by fondling lady nipples.
Seriously though, somebody needs to get him a nice pair of silicone breasts that he can grab in the comfort of his own bedroom all day long. Although, I can't promise that one day those silicone breasts won't learn how to use a telephone and call the cops on his ass.
UPDATE: Here's a little video of Andy Dick telling a WSAZ reporter that he got arrested, because "people were grabbing" at him. But the real question is, who in the fuck would grab Andy Dick?
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 7:38pm.
Is this dude a closet queer who grabs tits until he can't take it anymore and then grabs the dick he really wants (no pun intended.)
Or is he an admitted bisexual?
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He's open about being bisexual, he's said he's basically open to anything sexual.
He was sober the last time I saw him on a talk show. Looks like he's off the wagon again, too bad.
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 3:32pm.
Andy Dick reminds me of a recurring character from "Reno 911".
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How about that male prostitute who is always on roller skates getting busted for giving hand jobs at red lights or some such--good humor. I really liked that show.
Bitch is obviously in the throes of addiction and hasn't got his ass kicked enough to get his attention--I am guessing this time he will.
Being from hollywood is probably a big disability in west virginia. Out in redneck land, a man grabbing crotches is exactly the sort of thing they have prisons for. Bitch must be shitting rubber pickles at this point...
Is this dude a closet queer who grabs tits until he can't take it anymore and then grabs the dick he really wants (no pun intended.)
Or is he an admitted bisexual?
Perhaps just a drunken, famewhoring, pathetic pig?
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Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 3:32pm.
LOL, that's "Andrew" and "Andrew" is actually funny.
@Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 3:32pm.
That is a dead-on description of any given evening of his.
Submitted by Triscuit on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 2:38pm.
I thought he was sober for a year!
He was on Wendy Williams.
That doesn't sound like sobriety to me.
this andy "dick" is beyond words, grabbing, etc. he is the physical manifestation of relapse. And, yes, Breakdown - he was screwed from jump with that name.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 4:26pm.
I mean it. I can't stand either one of them! Pauly Shore is the biggest fuckin loser even man.
I 'd even dig the grave with a garden trowel if it meant gettin rid of them both!
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
He hugged, kissed and grabbed the crotches of two guys at a club. Their girlfriends were witnesses. You really got to be super drunk to do that. What a loser.
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 3:35pm.
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Now THAT'S funny!
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Dick is also pretty funny on Starz's Head Case, which is largely improvised.
Imagine being caught in every embarrassing moment in your life EVAR on camera. Sucky. I'd be mortified to be arrested for ANYTHING, never mind filmed. I would break down on COPS for throwing a gum wrapper in the street and they'd have to taze me.
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It's weird to think he has 3 kids, one in his 20s. It must be pretty embarrassing to have a nut-zerk dad.
I would say he has some pretty severe self-loathing, to which others respond in kind.
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What a fucking loser. He needs to get into rehab AGAIN and then get into therapy. Either that or he needs to spend a year or so in jail. That shit would fix his hash...
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 1:57pm.
Ew.
I never found this douchenozzle funny.
He and Pauly Shore should share a cell.
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or a grave.
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
Andy Dick reminds me of a recurring character from "Reno 911". The nerdy/sexual deviant guy who's always at the brothel, and either the brothel calls the police on him for some reason, or he calls the police on the brothel. And he's always like... "You don't know me! Don't judge, because you don't know me!" and he'll have on lingerie and a dildo strapped to his head and his pet cat is in a carry case being forced to watch or something. I suspect Andy Dick is a lot like that.
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"People were grabbing" at him. Fuck, they were trying to shove him away from them.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Andy has always looked like that kid in your fourth grade class who smelled like pee.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
I thought he was sober for a year!
He was on Wendy Williams.
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Submitted by Mopa on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by PeachPie on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 1:52pm.
Well, his son is embarrassed and ashamed of him. He seems like a nice kid. I saw him on that rehab show. I think that's where it was. Actually, Andy, when humbled and not on drugs or booze, seems very caring too.
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I saw Andy on The View (don't judge, it is what the patients like to watch while sitting in the waiting room) and he had just been busted for something, I think. Anyhoo, his son was in the audience and he seemed like a good kid. He was quiet in his mannerism, so much that I thought "wow, this is Andy Dick's son?!". And Andy seemed very subdued, sober and...nice.
I think you are right about the addict personality, what an effin' shame.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
I always hated Andy Dick, he's never been funny and always has been creepy.
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This guy is a classless asshole who has no regard for the people around him and has no clue that he is remarkably unfunny.
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Submitted by PeachPie on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 1:52pm.
Well, his son is embarrassed and ashamed of him. He seems like a nice kid. I saw him on that rehab show. I think that's where it was. Actually, Andy, when humbled and not on drugs or booze, seems very caring too. He's an addict. When he's using, he's out of control. Just like Artie Lange. Being a touring comedian when you are an addict is practically impossible. I don't know what the answer is for these guys. It's your job, but it's the worst thing for you.
Ew.
I never found this douchenozzle funny.
He and Pauly Shore should share a cell.
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Huntington, WV is NOT the place you want to land in jail!
Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by TxGal on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 1:43pm.
Why is this guy not in jail for all the stuff he has done??
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Same reason Blhan's not in jail after crashing her car, being in possession of coke, and trying to run down a family in a pirated SUV.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 1:10pm.
I knew long before this that Andy Dick's a jerk, but his faux-reality show The Assistant was pretty funny.
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Ha! Yes. Loved how he would cut people by making
that "snip snip" motion.
I think AD can be funny but his drug/alcohol problem has been out of control for a long time and is probably behind his pervy, wandering hands. Dude is a mess.
Submitted by Mopa on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 1:23pm.
I know he has a son who's in his early 20's and a few kids by his most recent girlfriend.
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Can you imagine having this embarrassing dick (yeah, lame pun) for a father?
Some people just shouldn't drink. Andy's one of them (so am I, come to think of it). But that doesn't excuse his behavior the other 98 seconds of day when he's sober.
Submitted by TxGal on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 1:43pm.
Why is this guy not in jail for all the stuff he has done??
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Because the judges give him probation, treatment and an ankle monitor...justice. It's working, right?!
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
Submitted by urmomma on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 1:46pm.
Haha! Sometimes I dress nicer, but my uniform is Levi's and a FOTL V-neck t.
I'm pretty simple. In many ways.
I also hate dudes that wear turtlenecks! But that's just me.
Andy seems like a turtleneck type.
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 1:38pm.
There I am, in a Fruit of the Loom tshirt in white
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Oh.dear. This my favorite shirt. If you can make a pair of jeans and a white FOL tshirt look good, then, baby, you have got nothing to worry about.
Submitted by tojo on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 1:34pm.
God Andy, you're such a Dick
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*snickers*
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
This story is useless without nude photos of Andy so we can judge if there is any real problem.
Andy does not seem to know how to get the stinkfish(= yuck!) that he craves without getting into trouble!
Why is this guy not in jail for all the stuff he has done??
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 1:39pm.
Thanks Miss Jane! My FOTL's are safe!
Wasn't Andy Dick on that Dr.Drew show?
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 1:38pm.
No, please don't. Just stay the southern boy you are :)
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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 1:34pm.
Man, around here, the college dudes when they are at the bars wear those things and I get scared. There I am, in a Fruit of the Loom tshirt in white, and then there are these dudes that look like Unicorns runnin all over!
*gets elmer's glue and glitter, writes "AFFLICTION" across FOTL tshirt*
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
song dedication for the fucking asshole
flirtin' with disaster
-molly hatchet
God Andy, you're such a Dick...
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Submitted by david Letterman... on Sat, 01/23/2010 - 1:18pm.
Only girls who like douchebags or the guys from the Jersey Shore.
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For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
He had better be registered as a sex offender by now. He obviously doesn't know what boundaries are. How many slaps on the wrist is he allowed ???
"we are marshall"...
oops.
"we are marshall"...
Andy's bi-sexual. I think he fucks guys, but gropes (and occasionally fucks) women.
I know he has a son who's in his early 20's and a few kids by his most recent girlfriend.
I think he's an equal opportunity offender.
The reason he ıs so pathetıc ıs because he ıs a closet case that has not managed to fınally exorcıse hıs demons.
I mean godamn...the name says ıt all!
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