BRANGALOONIE MASS SUICIDE ALERT!
Okay, maybe not since this story comes to us from The News of the World, but the Brangaloonies are probably stirring the Kool-Aid just in case....
So Maddox got on his tin can phone and told a source who told a source who told a source that the holy union between St. Angie and Billy Goat Brad has come to an end. Our international nightmare might be over (insert a chariot full of exclamation points here). According to the News of the World, St. Angie and Brad met with some high-powered attorney to iron out the details of their split. The News of the World doesn't say who the lawyer is, but they promise that this lawyer is really high-powered. Basically, it sounds like Matlock sashayed out of retirement to handle this.
The contract states that St. Angie and Brad will share custody of the child army, but they will live with her full-time. Brangie will also split their $330 million joint fortune. The source said, "The contract was like a tailor-made version of a pre-nuptial agreement except for an unmarried couple's split. It seemed clear they want the world to know they'll both play a part in the upbringing of the children." The source added that St. Angie and Brad will officially announce the death of the Church of Brangie very soon.
As you can tell, I'm finding this hard to believe. Only because if St. Angie and Billy Goat Brad really did sign a contract ending their relationship, God would shoot down from heaven to kick the planet off its axis. And as all of us slid off Earth into space, we'd hear Jennifer Aniston screaming "I TOLD YOUUUU SOOOOOOOO." We'd all fly over the moon together. Literally.
And if the News of the World really is right, then you better believe the goat beard is to blame. The GOAT BEARD is always to blame.
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Submitted by twosie on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 12:38pm.
Michael K,
Stop posting lies from tabloids. I happen to know that Brad and Angelina are fully committed to each other.
You should remove this defaming post from your site.
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Bish, do u want a cookie? We don't care if you know those rich smelly people. I'm sorry. But, that whole family look's like they all stink and hate to bathe except for the little black girl. She look's like she is going to quit the bish. They could at least adopt another black child or two more. I mean, there are 3 white kids,two asian's,and ONE black girl. Angelina isn't black!!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 2:42pm.
Submitted by Lory on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by twosie on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 12:38pm.
Michael K,
Stop posting lies from tabloids. I happen to know that Brad and Angelina are fully committed to each other.
You should remove this defaming post from your site.
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Or what? You're calling county on us? LMAO..
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Yeah, cause their friends post on gossip sites. You've never met them dumbass!
Lory, they can call county on us, perhaps they'll enforce the Ass Tax on us. LOL
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LMAO!!! Good times hot bitch, goos times! You do know how to sweet talk lady...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
These two have probably been seperated for months.
Submitted by mharker on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 2:36pm.
The title of this should have been "D-Listers Cum All Over Themselves".
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LOL! Trudat.
♥ Threadkilla!
The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
James Haven is busy consoling the 5 loons left with a free Mary Kay makeover. You know guli, Jill, TeriAnn, Cliniqua (can't get the Kool Aid stains off around her mouth)and African Girl.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Impertinent...HAHAHAHA on the TeriAnn comment.
Classic.
http://www.faceTbook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Teri Ann must be crying while ironing her striped toe socks and arranging her BAMPSZKV commemorative plates from the Franklin Mint.
♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣ ♣
Memories of the year that lies behind us
Wishes for the new year yet to come
And it stands to reason that good friends in season
Make you feel that life has just begun
WHERE is James Haven and his Mary Kay collection when we need his ass????
**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K
Hey whorz~
If this is true, Ill bet his mommy and Chinnyston are planning their next get away together, deciding where they can all live.
This can only get better...but I feel so sorry for those kids.
Angie Jo will just adopt another six to go in the mix, anyhoo.
Im BANNED at JJ, I always get banned, just have to try another proxy. Im glad we can all bring them such stress. TerriAnn must be dead...
**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K
Submitted by BrangeBrangeBaby on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 4:06pm.
Brangelina Forever!
Dream on, people. They are going to have a wonderful Valentine's day and you are not!
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What grade are you in?
Better get to doin your homework, Monday is a school day ya know.
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
Submitted by Few Words on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 12:55pm.
DEB + THEGOBBLER
JJ BANNED ME
I GOT A NEW GF
AMY IS MY TRUE LUV
SHE TOLD ME TO FUCK OFF
I WILL
ANYTIME ANYWHERE I GOT PROTECTION
I LUV AMY
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Oooohhh! I gots me a shout-out. *can die happy now* Thanks, you hack from D-listed!!!
"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY
Hilarious!!!!! If its not true now, one day it will be...
FREE BRAD FROM THE EVIL WHORE
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
Brangelina Forever!
Dream on, people. They are going to have a wonderful Valentine's day and you are not!
LMMFAO the loons are callin county!! What a freakin awesome thread, I miss all the good shit!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
http://www.ilads.org/
The tabloids have been reporting their breakup since about 2 weeks after they got together... I'm not believing anything until Maddox issues a statement...
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If Mackenzie Phillips doesn’t have a house full of cats, then you can’t possibly have a good reason to either.
I thought the most interesting sentance was that the reps for these two have declined to comment..not issue denials,not make any statements but declined to comment...smoke meet fire.
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/35046096/ns/entertainment-celebrities/
I've been mistaken for a responsible adult
Submitted by KidL on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 1:28pm.
Thanks, angel! :)
How come they get to come here from IUC but if I go there I get deleted?
Hysterical! Now JJ is trying to deflect this attention away from Jolie by posting a headline regarding Aniston flying her friends to an island for her birthday bash next month. This will allow 300+ loonies to post crap about her and give him more hits. Nothing gets him more hits than making sure Jen looks like a self absorbed lonely spinster who only has CC and David Arquette to hang out with . But this time JJ actually wrote that Gerard Butler would be joining them! He's f*cking losing his mind over there. Like he knows she has Gerard on her invite list. please.
NOW I really can't wait to watch these loons spin the break up of their idol !!
Oh please God let this be true !!! I cant STAND brangelina or the brangeloonies and this news would make me extremely happy !!!!!
Can you imagine a world without "Brangelina"?? Ahhh.... serenity !!!
@ Centaurious
Centy, NYDailyNews.com and TimesOnline and a bunch of other sites also posted this "meeting with divorce lawyers" thing. Maybe it's true.
The Loonalinas will be just fine.*takes deep breath*
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 1:28pm.
Thanks, angel! :)
Brangelina is a brand. I would not be at all shocked if they actually split months ago, but have to keep up the apperance because of their shared love of PR.
No smoke without fire. Pitt has a pattern of splitting with women he has been with after 4-5 years and well, AJ is 34 years old and twice divorced with a history of drug use. Not two of the most stable people in the world.
As far as the kids go, they didn't have the most stable upbring to begin with. This constant moving did not help matters. I don't think any of them go to school and I would bet they have few or no friends their age outside the family. Also, Pitt was the one who "wanted to be a daddy." Now he has six and probably realises it ain't like The Brady Bunch. Frankly, these two self-obsessed famewhores have no one to blame but themselves for their foolish choices.
I really hope this is true. Maybe his hotness will return once he's free of that bitch.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
these two fucking twats disgust me... I only liked her when she stuck her tongue down her brother's throat.
TTFN
Submitted by Lory on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by twosie on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 12:38pm.
Michael K,
Stop posting lies from tabloids. I happen to know that Brad and Angelina are fully committed to each other.
You should remove this defaming post from your site.
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Or what? You're calling county on us? LMAO..
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Yeah, cause their friends post on gossip sites. You've never met them dumbass!
Lory, they can call county on us, perhaps they'll enforce the Ass Tax on us. LOL
@ angel_i
I know about Brangeloonies / Brangeloons being forbidden words on JJ, it was deleted before, so I type "Brangel00nies" using the # 0 instead of letter o and it works!!!
Hee hee.
This story was just posted on USA Today...not a huge step up from News of the World, but maybe a little?
I so hope this is true. I'm sick of their faking a good relationSHIT and all of their lying statements.
I wanna see this down and dirty breakup and I want it to be GOOOOOOOD!!
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
ubmitted by angel_i on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 2:30pm.
But how will we know to run when there is a REAL emergency?!? These games they are playing are not safe
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by mharker on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 2:36pm.
The title of this should have been "D-Listers Cum All Over Themselves".
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Well that's business as usual over at Just Jared.
Maddox is behind this. He wants two Christmases. And by Christmas, I mean the celebration of Shiloh and the twin messiahs, not Jesus.
The title of this should have been "D-Listers Cum All Over Themselves".
oh, who fucking cares? Life will go on, whether they break up or stay together. They don;t bother me.
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“Paris Hilton doesn’t mean anything about anything.”
-Robert Redford, 1/22/10
People magazine is saying "sources close to the family" are denying it. Hmmmm.
I'm going to keep hope alive!
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Corporate whores:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cam3hFUENQ
Jolie makes Octomom look good nowadays.
Does that make sense?
I'm going back to bed.
I know alot of people keep mentioning "the children" .. how sad this is... how could anyone wish a couple to divorce when so many lives will be affected by it ... blah blah blah ...
The truth is, that they should've never accumulated as many children in such a short period of time as this couple has ! The relationship in itself wasnt secure, how were they suppose to make these kids feel secure? When you enter into a relationship the way they did, it's obvious someone was bound to get hurt ... so shame on THEM for doing this to their own kids. No one is gloating b/c the children will suffer ... people are gloating because AJ & BP deserve what they get. Hopefully like half the country who come from a divorced family -these children will manage just like everyone else does.
But how will we know to run when there is a REAL emergency?!? These games they are playing are not safe.
♥ Threadkilla!
The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
Who was it that said "never believe anything until it's been officially denied"?
I dunno who said it, but it's bloody well true. Anyways, I couldn't give two fucks about these hairy fuckwads. Whilst they've been busy fucking each other behind other people's backs, they slipped past their prime.
Even octomom makes Jolie look good nowadays.
Cop that.
Maybe it is purchased PR but that is what they want us to know, so they won't exactly go and announce it tomorrow. I still believe this will happen sooner or later but maybe not yet now
*puts champagne back in fridge*
Perez, Jared, Lainey and People live to be smug another day.
I need to stock up on snacks for after the official announcement. Watching the brangelina loons will provide hours of entertainment.
Pee-poo magazine is the bible of purchased PR.
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♫Pardon Me♫♫
Submitted by K2 on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 2:16pm.
http://bit.ly/79QuUv
Hmm People are denying it
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O finally! The real news!
♥ Threadkilla!
The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ
If this IS a stunt I don't see the point. The loons never go to Skankalina's movies anyway.
OK - PEOPLE mag has officially declared that this is false information and that the couple is doing just fine . We know they use People magazine as their spokesbitch. Afterall, if People says it's untrue then that's like scripture !!
Like most of you, I'm waiting to pop the champagne bottle and celebrate ... we may have to wait a bit longer for that though. I have no doubt that when there's smoke there's fire.. so let's just wait and see.
Sorry, just not buying the lame reasons as to why Brad Pitt was not at the SAG awards. His movie won and he's the star and he's a no show? This would never happen if the tables were reversed and the Changeling shit had won an award last year. Jolie would've been sitting on Clint's lap! Hell, she went to the premiere of Gran Torino by herself and wasn't even in it. Why he would skip an award show for his movie , leaves little to the imagination. They're on the skids and everyone knows it ... apparently except for People Mag.
PLECOTOTAMUS
shock the monkey
shock the monkey
i will dance for you
Who's bin doing hood rat stuff over at JJ's?
http://bit.ly/79QuUv
Hmm People are denying it and they are basically the PR machine that get the 'exclusives' (i.e. Brad and Skeletina instruct them what to write).
May be false alarm for now.
@ Few Words
I feel the sparks
Between us
Electric, fantastic
*krzZzTtT*
It was static.
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Bottom-feeder.
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plecotatomus
i like ur avie
warm and fuzzy
if i rub my feet on the fur
can i shock u
Submitted by Few Words on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 1:57pm.
lil rascal
i wrote "masturbation" on JJ
yes i did
indeed i did
it was approved
they luv me @ JJ
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Nuh uh.
They luv masturbation.
♥ Threadkilla!
The Stains Movie! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC03__ow-aQ