Dick Grabbing Dicks
Andy Dick was escorted to the nearest jail cell in Huntington, West Virginia yesterday morning after he was accused of molesting someone at a bar. Since Tricky Dicky has a history of illegally fondling lady titties, I figured he had groped another pair of breasts. But EW.com says that Dicky the Molester didn't put his hands on a woman. No, Andy is accused of grabbing the crotch of a male bouncer and forcibly kissing another dude at the bar.
Jonathan Kraft, the guy Andy tried to tongue fuck in the mouth, tells TMZ that he's not going to press charges. Jonathan said that when Andy gave him mouth-to-mouth, he simply swatted him off by saying, "I'm not down with that." Jonathan went on to say that he felt the charges were dumb and that Andy is "nationally known as a weird guy." Everyone else at the bar said Andy was really out of it, but I think that goes without saying.
Andy was released on $60,000 bail yesterday. On February 2nd, Andy will have to show up in court to answer to the two felony counts of sexual abuse.
The thing is, Andy continues to let his hands wander into restricted areas over and over again. Bitch is not learning his lesson. Someone needs to take him back to kindergarten so the teacher can hand him a saltine with peanut butter on it and explain to him that when he gets the urge to grope, he needs to stick his hands up his own ass before it's too late.
Andy either needs to quit riding on the bad shit express, or he needs to put on a straitjacket when he ventures out in public.
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It’s a shame Jon Lovitz didn’t bash Andy Dick’s head into a bar a few more times. *remembering the late actor/comedian Phil Hartman with affection*
My bad. I was just thinking like a week ago where the hell Andy was. Like maybe he learned to behave. Tut.
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The last place Andy was arrested was a hot wings place 10 minutes from my house in SoCal.
Hey Andy instead of being a douche why don't you keep your fucking hands to yourself, then you'll stay out of jail & the 80G you would have paid for bail you can actually help somebody else like starving kids in Haiti.
I just don't understand how Andy has not been beaten to death yet. Going up groping & kissing unsuspecting guys. He obviously has never tried that in Brooklyn or East LA
simon says...dick off the wagon
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Guess he failed to take Dr. Drew's advice about laying off the sauce.
Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 3:17pm.
He needs to be both neutered and lobotomized. In that order.
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a lobotomy would be redundant.
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i knew he was bi- !
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Tim Allen's real last name is Dick.
Changing it made so much sense.
Andy has none.
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He's in the worst kind of personal hell imaginable. He has to get up every morning, look in the mirror and say, "Dammit I'm STILL Andy Dick!"
Submitted by TwatsThat on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 4:39pm.
JJFS - yes, I would hit it. Andy Dick has an enormous cock. (This is not just wishful thinking, it's something mentioned in the Roilling Stone interview with him.)
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He could be hung like an Army mule, and it wouldn't make any difference. He is just not hot. attractive. appealing. or do-able.
JJFS - yes, I would hit it. Andy Dick has an enormous cock. (This is not just wishful thinking, it's something mentioned in the Roilling Stone interview with him.)
Jonah Falcon's an odd fucker who's fug, but he's huge and I'd also hit that like a fucking pinata at a birthday party.....
He needs to be both neutered and lobotomized. In that order.
Submitted by Am on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 12:24pm.
And is "Dick" his real last name?
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Believe it or not, it is. I remember a Rolling Stone article about him and he was adopted by parents with the last name Dick. If his biological parents had kept him, he probably would have had a boring name.
"Dick" is a German surname meaning, simply, fat. And now you know.
You're particularly stupid if your trying to grope the bouncer. The person hired to beat the shit out of people and throw people out.
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What a tool. It might be "cute" when you are a 20 something, but now it just comes off as gross and skeevey.
I can't wait til someone stomps his dumb ass, and skull fucks him.
Though, Dick is so vile, he just might enjoy it.
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Submitted by Auntie Mame on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 12:42pm.
One of these days someone is going to beat thie shit out of him for his idiotic fuckery. He was lucky he only got arrested--this time.
Something tells me he's the type who actually likes getting his ass kicked.
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next time pay for it
you fucking asshole
it only cost $5 in crack alley
What the hell did I say yesterday.
Register this jerk-off as a sex offender!
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PLEASE link to nude photos of Andy so we can decide whether we will visit him in jail!!
One of these days someone is going to beat thie shit out of him for his idiotic fuckery. He was lucky he only got arrested--this time.
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The thing is, Andy continues to let his hands wander into restricted areas over and over again. Bitch is not learning his lesson. Someone needs to take him back to kindergarten so the teacher can hand him a saltine with peanut butter on it and explain to him that when he gets the urge to grope, he needs to stick his hands up his own ass before it's too late.
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A-MEN!
By the time I got to this part I was thinking much the same. Whether he's a known 'weirdo' or not, he's gotta figure out that it's not a free pass to get into other peoples' space like that.
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A third guy has come along and said he didn't mind the groping, so apparently some people would hit it.
but would you hit it?
Submitted by Snarkley on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 12:12pm
Exactly. Why this pathetic unfunny douchebag continues to get paid is beyond me.
Snarkly, the fact that Dick's gig was in West Virginia makes me think he won't be getting paid much longer. ;)~
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Remember when he was dragged off Kimmel's show? If he weren't so well known, he'd prob be a serial rapist or at least a Peeping Tom.
And is "Dick" his real last name?
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 01/24/2010 - 12:12pm
Exactly. Why this pathetic unfunny douchebag continues to get paid is beyond me.
I am with ScarfnBarf
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I didn't care yesterday, and I certainly don't care today.
He should be given a reality show where he's allowed to piss people off by grabbing their pippies o titties. Or, maybe he should move to porn? The Bang Bus perhaps?
I feel sorry for his son. It must feel bad to outgrow your own parent.
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Let us know when this asshole behaves like a grown-up and keeps his skeevy hands to himself. You could also let us know if he ever says or does anything actually funny.
THAT would be news.
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Mr. Dick..bisexual??? Gay? He probably had plastic gloves on and pulled a David Beckham.
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That face says it all.
Ick. Nast.
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